"It's over, Master is going to recite the scriptures. The junior brother is going to be miserable, and if he doesn't die, he will lose a layer of skin. Squirrel said worriedly.

The lone wolf said: "This guy, I blush when I listen to that thing." He was embarrassed to sing it, I knew that Duan Liu drove directly in the second half of the song and fell into the ditch, so I didn't recommend him to listen to it. O sin, sin. ”

The old monkey god said: "The song just now is ugly, but the screams are even more ugly, Amitabha"

However, what made several guys extremely puzzled was that after waiting for a long time, they didn't hear the screams of the red boy.

After entering the meditation room, I stayed all morning.

Seeing that Fang Zheng and the red boy didn't eat breakfast or lunch, the little guys couldn't sit still. You look at me, I look at you, and they are tinkering with each other, letting each other go in and explore the way and see the situation.

"Senior brother won't be fierce and die with master, right?" said the lone wolf worriedly.

"No, it won't. The squirrel looked scared.

The monkey said, "Why don't you go in and have a look?"

"Are you going?" asked the lone wolf and the squirrel at the same time.

The monkey shook his head decisively and said, "If you don't go alone, you want to go, go together!"

"Then let's go together!" In the end, the three little guys still pushed open the door of Fang Zheng's room, and as soon as they opened the door, they heard Fang Zheng say there: "Do you understand these big truths that the teacher told you? Why are you in a daze? Shake your head or nod? Nod your head! Speak! Well, this is good." Let's go on, you said that you sang on the roof in the morning, and everyone couldn't sleep because of the noise, after all, they are all senior brothers, and the poor monk is your master, so you can't be blamed. But what do you do with the sleeping birds? People work hard during the day to feed their families, and they sleep at night, and they are restless? And those who hibernate."

When the three little guys heard this, they only felt that their scalps were numb, and this was too good to nag! Fangzheng This is not chanting, this is nagging God possession!

"Why did you three get in?" Fang Zheng looked up and saw the ghostly squirrel, monkey, and lone wolf.

The three little things were suddenly startled, and they won't catch them too, listen to the nagging, right?

A glimmer of hope rose in the red boy's heart, and he finally shifted his attention and was finally about to be liberated? It had been all morning, and the roots of his ears were about to blister, and this was more painful than chanting the scriptures! God, help me! I will never sing blindly again

The monkey had an idea, and hurriedly said, "Master, let's come in and ask you, is there anything that the disciples need to do?"

"Go and pour some water for the teacher. After talking all morning, I was almost dehydrated. Fang Zheng said with emotion.

When the red boy heard this, he immediately cried, are you about to become dehydrated? I'm about to be tortured to death, okay? Ruoruo asked, "Master, can we order it today?" ”

"What are you kidding? This is just the beginning of being a teacher! Wait for a teacher to drink saliva, let's continue chatting!" Fang Zheng glanced at the red boy.

The red boy rolled his eyes and fainted, he really couldn't stand it!

Seeing this, a wicked smile flashed in Fang Zheng's eyes.

Fang Zheng is not a verbose person, but Red Boy is a child who can't be educated. To be honest, after getting along for so long, Fang Zheng still has feelings for the red boy. When the incantation came out, it hurt so much that he couldn't do it. But this bear child can't be ignored. The skin is rough and the flesh is thick, so it doesn't hurt. The red boy hasn't reacted yet, and it is estimated that Fang Zheng was killed by the system with lightning first. Therefore, Fang Zheng thought about it and thought of the torture he was most afraid of when he was a child - nagging Dafa!

Back then, as a bear child, Fangzheng was a one-finger Zen master who could preach. But the villagers know even more!

Fang Zheng was once nagged by Du Mei for a day because of stealing eggs, and Du Mei was in charge of the food. After that day, Fang Zheng saw Du Mei walking around it was terrible, and his memory was still fresh!

So, Fang Zheng learned from Du Mei's set and began to nag Dafa. Now it seems that the effect is not bad

Let the monkey take the red boy away, Fang Zheng stretched his waist and went to eat.

When you're full, look at the pickle jar. The big stone was pressed all night, and with the addition of a large grain of salt and sand, the water in the white jade cabbage was squeezed out, and there was already a small jar of water. Seeing this, Fang Zheng was not in a hurry, and waited for two days to add water. Feel the aura inside, sure enough, the aura is locked in the Buddha jar and condensed on the cabbage, without a little waste and loss, on the contrary, it seems that there is a little more. Obviously, the Buddha jar also has the effect of condensing aura, which also explains how the rootless water came about.

In this regard, Fang Zheng was naturally happy, hummed a little song, went out, sat under the Bodhi tree, held his mobile phone, and looked at WeChat.

Sure enough, I haven't read it for a few days, and there are several more messages.

One is a greeting sent by Zhao Datong, who went up the mountain and almost fell to his death, Fang Zheng replied casually, but the other party is not online, so forget it.

The second one was sent by Zhu Lin, the queen of dirt, saying that the online drama she filmed was about to start, so that Fang Zheng had a chance to watch it. Fang Zheng immediately replied: "It must be." ”

The third one was sent by the movie star Snow Eagle Queen Li Xueying, and the opening scene was still her own emoji, with a shy look, and said: "Fangzheng, something is wrong." A batch of materials from Southeast Asia was blocked at the dock due to the typhoon. It is estimated that it will not be able to be shipped in a short time. We'll have to wait for the temple to be repaired."

Seeing this, Fang Zheng looked up to the sky and sighed: "Hey" finally replied: "Amitabha, the poor monk waits slowly, don't be in a hurry"

Fang Zheng roared in his heart...

Any monk wants to build the temple big, even if it is the original one-finger Zen master, he also wants to be able to carry forward the temple one day. Although Fang Zheng wants to be vulgar, who doesn't want to live in a better place? More decent? What's more, this is one of the last wishes of the Zen master.

Li Xueying is also not online.

Fang Zheng looked at the movie group, perhaps because the movie had been filmed and the crew was disbanded, the people who were originally chatting inside every day were also quiet, for so long, there were only a dozen, basically just saying hello or sending a few emoji pictures.

I closed WeChat casually, sat under the Bodhi tree, and thought about the problems of life.

At this moment, the lame horse came, and he came to learn bamboo carving. If Fang Zheng was in the temple, he would call and talk to Ma Cripple, who would find time to go up the mountain to learn bamboo carving.

Seeing the lame horse coming, the squirrel also jumped down from the tree. As soon as the lame horse arrived, it meant that Fang Zheng was about to give a lecture. Although the squirrel is a lazy person who fishes for three days and dries nets for two days, he has never fallen in every class, but he just listens to the class and does not work

Fang Zheng got up and took the lame horse to the bamboo forest behind him, collecting materials and teaching on the spot