Chapter 702: The Old Driver Takes Me

Mi Monkey clasped his hands together and said, "Amitabha, Master, are you sure you made a water tank, not a chimney?"

The lone wolf clicked his lips and said, "It's a big ......."

Red Boy touched his chin and was about to speak, but found four pairs of fierce eyes staring at him, and he swallowed back the words that came to his mouth, and said in his heart: "A group of dirt buns, this kind of thing to store things, the smaller the better in our country." Sumeru bags, Sumeru rings, and Qiankun sleeves can be filled with mountains and rivers at once...... Only poor ghosts use such big things, not to mention taking up space, and it is not good-looking. ”

However, remembering the previous experience of white jade cabbage, the red boy decisively shut up, smiled, and praised, so as not to suffer.

Fang Zheng didn't pay attention to the red boy, but looked intently at the big Buddha jar in front of him, this Buddha jar was not the same as the original one. There is a huge hot gold Buddha character on it, there are various colorful patterns behind the Buddha word, depicting the scene of countless gods and Buddhas wandering in the clouds, below is the sea, there is a dragon probe out, dragging a plate, there are wine, fresh fruits, obviously in the worship of the gods and Buddhas passing by in the sky. This scene looks quite spectacular...... The pattern painting is even more lifelike, and the more you look closely, the more you will discover the subtleties!

Fang Zheng has Zen carpentry skills, eyesight far beyond ordinary people, at a glance, like a magnifying glass, he was horrified to find, even if it is a distant view, only a lotus flower with a fingernail covered with laughter, if you look closely, you will find that the texture on the lotus is clear, and even there is a dragonfly on the lotus, there is a mosquito in front of the dragonfly! That feeling, if you play in front of the computer, look at a photo, infinitely magnified, infinitely clear! Of course, the current computer can not do this, but this Buddha jar has done it!

Seeing this, Fang Zheng made up his mind, this Buddha jar must not be seen by people, even if it is seen, it cannot be stared at and studied carefully, otherwise it will be targeted by others, and it will be a lot of trouble.

Thinking of this, Fang Zheng began to look at the macro picture, on which the gods and Buddhas seemed to come to life, every move, every smile, vivid.

"What a good thing. Fang Zheng couldn't help but admire, and the monkey, squirrel, and lone wolf nodded along with him. As for the Red Boy, everyone just ignored him......

Fang Zheng asked the monkey to go out and find a ladder and put it on the Buddha jar, which was too high, Fang Zheng was only 1.8 meters tall, and if he wanted to go up, he had to use a ladder.

Fang Zheng lay on the cylinder and looked inside, and suddenly had the illusion of looking at a deep well. He smiled and said, "With such a big jar, everything is enough!"

"All right!" the red boy ran out at once, and in a few moments he brought in a huge cabbage.

Monkeys, lone wolves, and squirrels all gathered together like curious babies, gathered in a circle, and watched Fangzheng's every move with wide eyes.

Founder. First sprinkle some large grains of coarse salt on the bottom of the water tank, then tear the white jade cabbage piece by piece, smear a layer of salt, and then put it at the bottom of the tank and put it away. In this way, a whole white jade cabbage was finally stuffed into a large water tank. In the middle, Fang Zheng paid great attention to all the cabbages tightly in everything, leaving no gaps. After finishing this, Fang Zheng went out, found a big stone, washed it with rootless clean water, and pressed it on the cabbage.

Clapping his hands, Fang Zheng confirmed that it was okay, turned around and went out.

"Master, is this the end?" asked the red boy.

Fang Zheng said: "Ah, it's over." ”

"No, so that the cabbage can be put away?" asked the red boy, puzzled.

Fang Zheng raised his head and Wang Tiandao: "The weather is getting colder and colder, and the cabbage can be left for a winter." However, you probably don't want to eat it. Now it's just a different taste, okay, stop talking nonsense, sleep!"

Pickled cabbage in the middle of the night, this is the first time that Fangzheng has encountered it. opened the door, went into the house to sleep, lay on the bed, and muttered silently: "It's time to add water to it in two days, and then it's time to wait...... Sauerkraut stewed vermicelli ......"

As he spoke, the guy drooled and fell asleep.

The night went by.

The next day, before Fang Zheng woke up, he heard someone outside singing at the top of his voice:

"Who is under the moon, drunk and singing——!

Fall behind and go to the long river——!

A finger of quicksand, the cold fragrance fades away.

A fragrant wine, misaligned strings.

……”

Fang Zheng woke up from the bed suddenly, not that this song was good, but that it was sung - it was too ugly!

If Fang Zheng remembers correctly, he pointed to a group of guys on the mountain, and their talents were all - eating! Other talents were completely negligible. And the only one who is embarrassed to sing is the loser child of Red Boy. Fang Zheng immediately rushed out, only to see the red boy climb onto the roof again, facing the east, and howl for a long time......

The lone wolf below looked at the red boy with an angry face, and when he saw Fang Zheng coming out, he immediately complained: "Master, you don't care, junior brother is crazy again!"

Fang Zheng also wondered, this song was sung by Duan Liu, why did the two people sing it with a completely different taste?

Fang Zheng was about to let the red boy come down, but the red boy sang and sang, and the tune suddenly sped up, and as soon as the lyrics came out, the painting style changed suddenly, and Fang Zheng almost sprayed when he heard it!

I only heard the red boy singing in his voice: "The old driver will take me, and I will twist Yangge!" The old driver has a lot of leg hair, give me a touch. There are ups and downs along the way, and there is a lot of joy in pairs. Aliri, Aliri, Aliari. The old driver took me, I want to go to heaven. The old driver took me, I want to bang...... Heaven has a house and a car, the big bed allows you to play enough, Aliri, Alili, Alili......"

The more Fang Zheng listened, the more wrong he became, and he yelled: "Pure heart, you come down for me!"

The red boy was stunned for a moment, looked down at Fang Zheng, whose face was flushed, and asked, "Master, what's wrong?" Let me tell you, I found the song that Duan Liu sang, and there is it on the Internet, "Luo Tianyi's version of the old driver takes me". Don't say it, it's good......"

Fang Zheng gritted his teeth and said, "Who told you about this song?"

The red boy immediately looked at the lone wolf.

The lone wolf said with an aggrieved face: "Master, my junior brother can't sleep in the middle of the night, let me tell him a story." I have a story to tell, so I'll tell the story of the mountain. Didn't expect ......"

"Pure heart, you come down, for the sake of the teacher, I decided to talk to you well. Fang Zheng said with a dark face, and at the same time secretly rejoiced, fortunately, this bear child shouted before dawn, if he chose a pilgrim to come to such a sentence, he didn't have to be a monk, just close the door.

The red boy didn't understand the situation yet, but looking at Fang Zheng's appearance, he seemed to be quite angry. Honestly jumped off the roof, and then was taken away by Fang Zhengti's ears.