The audience is also looking forward to the ordering session, because the foreshadowing has already been done at the beginning, Xu Qian gave Li Zhijie a tip and asked him to help him hold it, and the name of this sketch is "Not Bad Money" must be very meaningful.

"Are you going to climax?"

"Looking forward to it!"

"Xu Qian won't let us down!"

"The orgasm must be even funnier. ”

"Haha, look forward to it!"

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Teacher Huang looked at Xu Qian with some shock: "This turning point is too good." ”

In fact, a sketch is like writing, there must be a prelude, a foreshadowing, a climax, and a finale, only with these elements, a sketch can be called a good work.

Otherwise, no matter how funny and wonderful your work is, Mr. Huang will not admit it.

His work last year was criticized by others because of its anticlimactic tail!

In Mr. Huang's opinion, this sketch called "Not Bad Money" is very good, with causes, foreshadowing, and climaxes, although I don't know how it ends, but it must be excellent.

This work has these elements, and can justify itself, without logical errors, in Mr. Huang's opinion, it is a good work.

He knew that this sketch was written by Xu Gan himself, and he couldn't help but look at Xu Gan with admiration: "The young people of today are too powerful, and the future life is terrifying!

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Xu Qian: Our family is rich, and the life of the peasants is different, so you can eat hard, how much can you eat, I will order!

Teacher Li: Feel free to come.

Xu Qian: Four Australian abalones!

The crowd couldn't help but laugh.

The audience at the scene didn't know that Xu Qian forgot to bring money, and he still loaded a big sum here without money.

Li Zhijie: I'm sorry, no.

Xu Qian: A four-pound lobster!

Li Zhijie: I'm sorry, it's not that big.

There was boos at the scene.

"This Xu Qian is really cheap!"

"I said it on purpose。。。。。。 ”

"Where is there a lobster of more than four catties, you have the ability to say a catty. ”

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Xu Qian: How big is it?

Li Zhijie: Yes...... More than a pound.

Xu Qian: There are more than a pound of ...... Yes...... Have it?

Li Zhijie: Yes...... Or not?

Spectator........

Yes or no? This sentence is really classic, where is there a customer who asks if there is a dish or not?

"It's so funny, the waiter asks the guest if it has it or not?"

"Nima, these two teases. ”

"Xu Qian is so special to pick the door, too special and cheap. ”

"I just want to know what is the area of Mr. Li's psychological shadow now?"

"When I met these two teases, Mr. Li really fell into blood mold. ”

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Xu Qian: This is your shop, you still don't understand, it's not bad money.

The audience laughed even more when they heard him.

"Peat, still pretending to be 。。。。。。 ”

"It's not bad for money。。。。。。。 ”

Li Zhijie: Ah, that's not it.

Teacher Li: Let me take a look at it next, let alone order shark fin.

Xu Qian: Don't eat the fish "thorns", I ate the fish "thorns" once stuck, and finally choked with steamed buns and soaked in vinegar, so I took them out with tweezers in the hospital and didn't eat them.

"I can't afford it。。。。。。。 ”

Xu Qian's expression is too cheap. ”

"It seems that Mr. Li can't eat this meal. ”

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Mr. Li: Neither did he.

Xu Qian: What do you want in this hotel, what are you doing, is this person easy to come once, you find your boss.

Li Zhijie: No.

The audience burst into laughter.

"The boss didn't 。。。。。 either ”

"That's a very powerful answer. ”

"Absolutely forced to say that there is no smooth speech. ”

"I'm drunk too. ”

"Where did Xu Qian find this tease?"

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Xu Qian: Boss? You just remember one, no, boss?

Li Zhijie: Ah, boss, the boss is out.

Xu Qian: Where's it?

Li Zhijie: I don't know!

Xu Qian: What are you eating?

Teacher Li: Come to a little homely food, come to the people.

"He can't afford to eat at home. ”

Xu Qian, he slammed the door. ”

"Mr. Li, you think too highly of Xu Qian's tease. ”

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The audience already knew Xu Gan's urine, but it was obvious that they still underestimated Xu Gan's shamelessness!

Xu Qian: Come to the folk, child, come to a little pheasant stew mushrooms.

Li Zhijie: No.

Xu Qian: This can be had!

Li Zhijie: This is really not!

The two stared at each other with wide eyes.

The audience laughed so much that tears were about to come out, this can have and this can really not have these two lines, the lethality is really great!

"Nima, I'm laughing to death. ”

"I can't help it. ”

"Who wrote this line?"

"It seems to be Xu Qian!"

"This Xu Qian is too damaged, write such lines. ”

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Xu Qian: I brought it, Yun'er, bring it, I brought it to Yanjing for you, you can't take it, let's put it aside and eat it today.

Teacher Li: Brother...... You can't eat pheasants.

Xu Qian: This is domestic, Dongying mushrooms, stew this in a pressure cooker, for a long time, come, okay...... There's a dish here, come on, stupid!

All........

"Nima, I've seen it for a long time, and I went to the restaurant and brought my own food. ”

"No, I'm going to laugh to death。。。。。。 ”

"I'm so tired of laughing, it's the first time I've seen it so long. ”

"I've grown a lot of poses today!"

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And many insiders were also shocked, they finally knew why Xu Qian was carrying vegetables when he appeared, at that time they didn't know about Jueni, but now they know, it turned out to be a foreshadowing here.

"This pit is buried so deeply!"

"That's amazing!"

"The King of Sketches!"

"Xu Qiantai is amazing!"

"I'll serve Xu Qian!"

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Li Zhijie: Who is stupid?

Xu Qian: No, I said, order another stupid egg.

Li Zhijie: No!

The audience really couldn't stand the words of these two people, which made them laugh uncomfortably.

Xu Qian: Come, I have, come, you are like this, this is a fried egg and green onion.

All........

"Order to new heights!"

"Order and serve Xu Qian!"

"Awesome !!!!"

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Mr. Li: Brother, why do you prepare all the materials for your next trip to the hotel?

The audience burst into laughter.

"Teacher Li can't stand it anymore!"

"Xu Qian is so cheap. ”

"Teacher Li can't stand it anymore!"

"Mr. Li actually wants to say MMP!"

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Xu Qian: No, he doesn't, the problem is, he can't find these things, give him money. These dishes, two of them, you are like this, give you a chance, this teacher Bi is here, your hotel says no?

Li Zhijie: Give one away, oh my mother, uncle, why are you so picky, you don't have one, let's take another one, right?

"You just found out?"

"Nima, it's so funny, this sketch is ten times better than the previous show?"

"Hehe, at least a hundredfold, a thousand!"

"Laughing makes my stomach hurt!"

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Xu Qian: Come on, young man, you are like this, we are not a no-order, after I order, you don't have abalone or lobster.

Li Zhijie: Is there any, haven't you counted it in your heart?

The audience laughed.

"yes, is there anything you don't have in mind to force the count?"

"I know it in my heart. ”

"Two two goods。。。。。 ”

"It's so funny for these two to be together. ”

"This is the tease that the two monkeys have invited. ”

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Xu Qian: What do I have, didn't you say no?

Li Zhijie: Stop talking, what if you want to do it later?

Everyone laughed, this sentence is too lethal, making people think of the previous sentence, this can be there, this is really not.

"Nima, I'm going to cramp with laughter. ”

"I didn't have abs, but I laughed out of my abs。。。。。。 ”

"It's so funny, I've never seen such a funny sketch. ”

"Maybe I've never seen such a funny sketch in my life. ”

"I'll take this book written by Xu Qian!"

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Xu Qian: I said, do you have any money, is it poor?

The crowd laughed.

"Still pretending to be 。。。。。。 ”

"It's almost money, and I don't have a lot of pressure in my heart?"

Li Zhijie: I know that Uncle is not bad for money, I mean Mr. Li is so easy to come back, we can't care about money, uncle, you see that I am young, but I have concluded, this life is actually short, sometimes I want to be the same as sleeping, my eyes are closed, I am open, a day has passed, howl ~~ As soon as my eyes are closed, if I don't open them, this life will pass, howl ~~

Li Zhijie's tone and cheapness when he spoke made everyone laugh.

"Nima, this sissy is too cheap. ”

"Where did you find this tease?"

"It's so cheap!"

"I couldn't breathe when I laughed, and it was a little difficult to speak. ”

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Sister Ha and all the Spring Festival Gala program team members of the Spring Festival Gala were stunned.

"It's too dense, one after another, it's dizzying. ”

"Please Xu Qian, it's really right. ”

"This year's Spring Festival Gala is very interesting!"

"This year's Spring Festival Gala won't be complained about by others, right。。。。。。。。 ”

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Mr. Li: Young man, incisive.

Xu Qian: What's incisive, he's a fart!

"Incisive, fart, really incisive!"

"How many golden sentences are there going to be today?"

"Xu Qian deserves to be the king of golden sentences。。。。。 ”

"The golden sentence of this year's Spring Festival Gala is going to be contracted by Xu Qian. ”

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Li Zhijie: Uncle, I don't mean anything else.

Xu Qian: What do you mean?

Li Zhijie: What I mean is that people can't take money too seriously, money is something outside the body, do you know what the most painful thing for people is? When people die, money is not spent.

Xu Qian: Do you know what is the most painful thing in a person's life? It's not bad for money, don't worry, do it well.

This is a god-level quote, it shocks everyone in another world, and it is also extremely powerful in this world!

"That's a lot of, oh no, it's incisive. ”

"It's so funny!"

"It's a classic!"

"My stomach hurts from laughing!"

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Some people pat their hands swollen, but they still can't help but applaud!

Some people are out of breath and still have fun!

Li Zhijie: Okay!

Xu Qian: This kid!

Li Zhijie: On this day, he was too picky.

Xu Qian: Come, her grandfather, this dish has to be cooked for a while, you see Yun'er is here, this child, who has been an artistic bacterium since he was a child.

"Art Bacteria。。。。。。。 ”

Xu Qian invented a new term. ”

"No, I can't bear it, it's so funny!"

"It's making me laugh. ”

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Xu Qian: Art ...... Art...... Art Cell!

Xu Qian: Yes, you see, can you go on your avenue? Talent, that's amazing!

Teacher Li: Oh...... Brother, I figured it out, you invited me here today just to let your granddaughter go to our "Superstar Avenue"?

Xu Qian: Isn't it? There is such a relationship.

Mr. Li: That...... So what will she order?

Xu Qian: Come on, show your grandfather, waiter, take the microphone and the microphone for karaoke.

Teacher Li: That's it, follow our rules......

Xu Qian: What are your rules?

Ms. Li: ...... Introduce oneself.

Xu Qian: Come forward, don't be nervous.

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Finally, a very exciting talent show is about to begin!