In the laughter of the audience, Zhou Xing was still there and pointed at the audience with a smile: "If you don't believe it, you can go to the big alley and try it, you can do it!"

The audience was very happy, and they all coaxed: "Huh~~~"

Guo Chao pushed Zhou Xing: "Sensei tried, what should I do if I want to catch up?"

Zhou Xing also made the action of holding a skewer in one hand and dragging it to his mouth: "I am eating mutton skewers, and my heart is happy!"

"What's wrong?" Guo Chao said with a roll of his eyes.

Zhou Xing said excitedly: "My happiness has come!"

Guo Chao pointed at Zhou Xing speechlessly: "This is happiness?"

Zhou Xingyi waved his hand and said indifferently: "This is the first step!"

"What about that?" Guo Chao said in surprise.

Zhou Xing scratched his head: "I think, do something, I have to do something else." ”

"What?" asked Guo Chao.

Zhou Xing said: "You have to do something that others won't." ”

As he spoke, Zhou Xing's eyes rolled and he said, "I'll open a crematorium!"

"Hey-" Guo Chao was about to echo, but he was instantly thundered, dumbfounded: "Can the crematorium still be opened?"

Zhou Xing smiled, waved his hand and said, "Don't burn people!"

"What do you burn?" Guo Chao wondered.

Zhou Xing said proudly: "Burn small animals." ”

Saying that, Zhou Xing explained: "Nowadays, there are many people who raise small animals, and the pet is dead, are you willing to throw it away?"

Guo Chao suddenly said: "Oh~~"

"Send it to me, I'll burn it for you!"

Zhou Xing said, then waved his hand and said arrogantly: "No one does this business, I am the only one!"

Guo Chao couldn't cry or laugh: "That's right." ”

Zhou Xing continued: "After burning, make a small coffin and take it away and cry... How nice wow. ”

Guo Chao couldn't help but be happy: "Okay, this is also a way, at least it's not a crooked way." ”

Zhou Xing said proudly: "Of course, if you want to do it, you will be the first to eat crabs!"

"Huo~" Guo Chao deliberately exaggerated: "You know everything." ”

Zhou Xing glanced at him: "Don't you underestimate people?"

Guo Chao couldn't cry or laugh: "Okay, okay, you can do it." ”

Zhou Xing nodded, stretched out a finger and said, "I have a rule!"

"What?"

Zhou Xing gestured with his hand and said, "55 centimeters upward...... The charge is 800!"

"Oh~~ What about the following?" Guo Chao said curiously.

Zhou Xing smiled: "The next one is 500!"

Guo Chao nodded: "Oh, it's graded...... Ok!"

Zhou Xing waved his hand and said, "Oh, this opening, people have rushed over, and the business is really good." ”

Guo Chao nodded and agreed: "Oh~~"

Zhou Xing waved his hand: "But there are also troublemakers." ”

"Really?" said Guo Chao in surprise.

Zhou Xing changed his tone and said: "As soon as the man came up, he said: Hey, it's cheaper~"

After speaking, Zhou Xing turned his head again, and stretched out his hand in an awe-inspiring manner: "I said don't talk nonsense, the price is clearly marked, 55 cm is 800 up, and 500 down, don't come to this set!"

In Guo Chao's echo, Zhou Xing turned his face again, and said with a flattering look: "Oh, look at you, don't have too much, it's cheaper." ”

Zhou Xing turned around again, waved his hand righteously, and said, "Don't talk nonsense, don't bargain!"

At this time, Guo Chao also chimed in: "No!"

Zhou Xing nodded and said, "Yes, no counteroffer!"

Saying that, Zhou Xing said again: "Yesterday, I didn't burn it for him for eight hundred!"

Guo Chao was curious: "Why?"

"Camel!" Zhou Xing said in a muffled voice.

"Huh?" Guo Chao was dumbfounded.

"Poofha!" The audience was happy again.

"Locke...... Camel?" Guo Chao stammered as he spoke.

Zhou Xing said speechlessly: "He won't let him cut it, let it burn the whole!"

"Huo~~" Guo Chao shook his head speechlessly.

The audience laughed even louder.

Zhou Xing waved his hand and said, "That person let me away." ”

Saying that, Zhou Xing said again to the person who had made the cheap before: "You have to get five hundred, not even one point less!"

At this time, Zhou Xingcai turned his head to learn from the man, frowned and said with a bitter face: "You said you are ...... This raises the bar...... Do you have to burn a cricket so hard?"

Guo Chao was stunned again, and when the audience burst into laughter, he said angrily: "Hey!

Then Guo Chao said: "There is a foot in the sky and a foot on the ground......"

Zhou Xing continued: "I can't get it, let's go, let's go, I hate it, I won't burn it for you, what can you do with me?"

While speaking, Zhou Xing waved his hand in disgust to drive people away.

After speaking, Zhou Xing twisted his face again and learned to burn the pet man: "You really don't want to burn it?"

Zhou Xing said categorically: "Don't give it!"

After finishing speaking, Zhou Xing turned his face and said, "If you really don't burn it, it's okay-"

Guo Chao asked, "What's the matter?"

Zhou Xing raised his face, stretched out his hand and said, "You give me the money for that mutton skewer!"

Guo Chao was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter: "The !! who wants to pay the account"

When the two bowed off the stage, the audience laughed and applauded, and the laughter continued to applaud, and they watched the two bow and wave their hands while getting off the stage.

Guo Degang's cross talk has this kind of charm, especially the part of the past few years, which is bland at the beginning, but as the foreshadowing advances, he firmly attracts everyone's eyes and ears to himself, so as to achieve their sense of substitution, and then let them follow their own thinking.

The burden of cross talk is unexpected, but before Guo Degang, most actors did not have enough brains. But Guo Degang did it, so he made meritorious contributions.

is like an absurd drama, starting with "I Want to Be Happy", laying the foundation of the whole text of the small citizens, the more empty the brain, the more bizarre it is. However, in terms of the plot, the vicarious Qihe is smooth and natural, and it has simply become a classic model for many ticket holders who write their own screenplays.

At that time, Guo Degang's basic skills were unquestionable, he was willing to work hard, this was not to his detriment, and he was willing to work hard, whether in the details or the burden, and even every tone and word was very attentive.

Combined with the small citizens at that time, they simply acted in their true colors, but supported the show alone without revealing Yu Qian, although Zhou Xing gave Guo Chao some room to play here, but in fact, he was still dominated by himself.

As for the version of He Yunwei and Li Jing participating in the competition, it is relatively popular, unlike Guo Yu's natural narrative, but catching up with the rhythm, and the two of them also come and go, and they have more than enough to participate in the party, but the interaction between the theater and the audience is slightly insufficient.

And the version of Yue Yunpeng and Guo Degang ...... Anyway, it was to sell tickets, and the two of them said that there was pressure in this paragraph, after all, the original Zhuyu was in front, and Yue Yunpeng's image had been decided, so they couldn't tell Guo Degang's wilting taste, but it was the scale of it, which made many viewers talk about it.

The show ended, because when the audience hadn't come back to their senses, Zhou Xing and Guo Chao bowed, and then waited for the audience to react, the shadows of the two were gone, so they could only leave in a huff, discussing the cross talk just now with each other, and being happy again.

After all, no matter what, today is a bonus, not only worth the ticket price, but also great value!

"Speaking of which, I don't know how many people envy it!"

In one sentence, how many people's hearts are spoken.

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