Chapter 931: Too Lacking in Virtue!(3rd Update)
Guo Degang's new cross talk, many of which follow the traditional style of works, of course, his insistence is to advocate "funny first".
For Guo Degang, his skills such as speech, rhythm, and non-physical performance are needless to say, and he is good at shaping the character and temperament of small citizens, which can be seen in the early works such as "I Want to Be Happy" and "I Am the Underworld".
And Guo's version of "I Want to Be Happy", compared with He Yunwei's performance, although it is almost the same book, but the performance is a different feeling.
In fact, not only He Yunwei's, but Zhou Xing will also not copy it as it is, after all, Zhou Xing and Guo Degang's images are different, even if they wear the same clothes, their temperaments are very different, and their age and figure are there.
Guo Degang's little character is wilted, and the little character played by Zhou Xing is ignorant, revealing the little person's lofty ambition and unwillingness to be down-to-earth, the same words can also say two feelings, and the difference depends on the expression of acting skills.
How to be the most suitable for yourself, and the performance can fit your own image.
Hearing Zhou Xing's words at this time, Guo Chao patted Zhou Xing's hand speechlessly: "You, don't think about it, there are a few Terracotta Warriors and Horses of Qin Shi Huang!"
"Really?" Zhou Xing was stunned.
"Of course, what should I do if people are short of points at that time?" Guo Chao didn't have a good breath.
Zhou Xing was stunned and said, "What about the points?"
Scratching his head, Zhou Xing frowned and said, "It's too high-tech......"
"Poofhahahaha......" The audience couldn't hold back and laughed again.
It comes naturally when you say it, and it is not deliberate, just like some people pretend to be stupid and pretend to look at it, but Zhou Xing, this one, is like coming with his mouth open, although he is also acted, but that feeling is still full of skill, so it can make people laugh.
Guo Chao said speechlessly: "What are you thinking about all day!"
Zhou Xing pondered: "Yes, I carried out two, and this is empty...... What can I do about it?"
Speaking of this, Zhou Xing suddenly said, "Huh?"
Turning his head, Zhou Xing looked at Guo Chao: "You and your father have been idle recently, right?"
Guo Chao was stunned for a moment, looked at Zhou Xing, and then looked down at the audience.
At this time, the audience couldn't guess what Zhou Xing's idea was, and they suddenly laughed crazy, "Hahahahaha", a big piece of crookedness!
This is the praise, it will always be half a beat slower than the audience's reaction, and if you say it in advance, the joke will be halved instantly.
Guo Chao was stunned and said, "What are you going to do?"
Zhou Xing gestured with his hands: "You say, paste mud for you two and stand here......"
Saying that, Zhou Xing also raised his eyebrows at Guo Chao: "This is a number, isn't it right!"
"Pss
And Guo Chao's father is Guo Mingshun, who is also in their cross talk circle, and everyone is familiar with it, thinking about Guo Chao and Guo Mingshun pasting mud and pestle there, the audience is even more happy.
Guo Chao's eyes widened and pointed at himself: "You are suitable, but what about our grandfather?"
"Hey!"
Zhou Xing was speechless as you couldn't understand it, and explained: "I'll come back to pick you up after I'm done!"
Guo Chao shouted: "What if you can't sell this?
"Hahaha......" The audience laughed out of breath one by one, and some of them laughed and smoked, holding their stomachs and screaming.
Zhou Xing was still there and said seriously: "That's also worthy of the country...... Right?"
"What?" Guo Chao said, rolling his eyes.
Zhou Xing continued to explain: "You two are there, so there is no shortage of numbers!"
Guo Chao said angrily: "There is no shortage of numbers, we can't joke with our lives!"
Zhou Xing just wanted to speak, and then waved his hand again: "Forget it!"
As he spoke, Zhou Xing stretched out his hand and pointed at Guo Chao: "Look, this person is too philistine!"
Guo Chao hadn't come back to his senses yet, and said a little confusedly: "Who is the philistine?"
Zhou Xing had fallen into self-centered values, glanced at Guo Chao and said: "See, I just didn't meet a good friend to get to where I am today!"
While speaking, Zhou Xing shook his head and sighed, looking like he didn't look down on Guo Chao.
Guo Chao on the side rolled his eyes angrily: "What are you, you are, you have fallen to this point today, your mind does not need to be on the right path!"
But Zhou Xing didn't listen to him, and said to himself: "Walking on the street, I say all the time, I want to work hard, I want to be happy!"
"It's right to work hard!" Zhou Xing turned the page, and Guo Chao, as a compliment, naturally followed suit.
This is the characteristic of cross talk, which is different from sketches, it is not limited by time and space, and it can run around in a whimsical way.
Of course, cross talk is like prose, the form is scattered but the spirit is not scattered, everything that is said is developed in the center, which is generally the name of cross talk, this is its center, and on this basis, speak freely.
At this time, Zhou Xing said: "As I was talking, as soon as I turned around, a group of chengguan cars came behind me!"
"Yo. Guo Chao echoed.
Zhou Xing said while gesturing: "The joint law enforcement of the urban management, a lot of cars are coming, and I will run away!"
Seeing Zhou Xing stretching his teeth and dancing claws there and making a big stride and running motion, Guo Chao grabbed him: "Hey, the city management is here, what are you running?"
Zhou Xing shook off Guo Chao's hand: "You, you, you!"
As he spoke, Zhou Xing continued to throw off his arms: "I'll run, run with my legs, run with my life!"
Guo Chao wondered: "No, hey-what did I say you are running?"
Not only did Guo Chao not understand, but the audience was also puzzled.
However, they guessed that when the mystery was revealed, it was the time to shake off the burden, and they suddenly looked forward to it, stretching their necks and looking at the stage.
Zhou Xing said: "Turn the corner, at the mouth of the alley, there is a lamb skewer!"
"And then?" asked Guo Chao.
Zhou Xing put his hands in his arms: "I took these more than 200 strings in my hands and told the boss: Eat first, and give money later!"
At this time, some of the audience in the audience probably guessed something, and they couldn't help laughing.
And Zhou Xing said while holding the skewer in his hand: "I was eating, the chengguan car came, and this kid ran away with the stove!"
In an instant, the audience laughed regardless of whether they had guessed it before or not!
Guo Chao only glared at this time and said, "You can calculate this after a long time!"
As he spoke, Guo Chao pointed at Zhou Xing with a look of hatred that iron could not become steel: "I'll sue you, you ...... That's too immoral!"
But Zhou Xing said proudly: "Use this method to buy baked sweet potatoes and pirated CDs!"
Before the audience's laughter fell, it rose again, and there was a lot of laughter!
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Thank you for your support, the number of chapters in the last chapter was wrong, it should be chapter 930, and it has been changed by contacting the editor-in-charge. Tomorrow's first shift will be at 0:00 tonight.