At this time, the discussion about the Spring Festival Gala on the Internet is also going crazy.

"I'll go, this 'Torchbearer' is so funny. ”

"yes, it's the funniest sketch I've ever seen. ”

"Xu Qian is really a ghost!"

"yes, my stomach hurts when I laugh at this sketch. ”

"It's so funny, Xu Qian is too talented. ”

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There are many people who don't watch the Spring Festival Gala and specifically complain about the Spring Festival Gala, and they are all taken aback when they see such comments.

What is "The Torchbearer"?

Is this sketch really that good-looking?

Really?

Countless people are starting to itch, after all, so many people say yes, then this sketch called "Torchbearer" must be unique.

As a result, many people turned on their television sets or watched the Torchbearer sketch via live webcast.

Capricious: Hey, this question is good, this is a question given to us by netizens, let the host do a set of actions on the spot, and let the second elder judge what kind of action this is. What is the movement?

Xu: Play mahjong!

Jiang Xingyue: What! Why are you uneducated? This is obviously Tai Chi!

Xu Qian: What he just did was obviously playing mahjong. You see, this is not shuffling, yard cards, draw cards, look cards, draw cards, look cards, and.

"Poof. ”

Some viewers who had just turned on the TV immediately burst into laughter.

"Nima, that's so funny!"

"Treat Tai Chi as playing mahjong, this Xu Qian is really talented. ”

"Originally, others said that this "Torchbearer" sketch was good-looking, but I didn't believe it, I didn't think that this sketch was really so good-looking. ”

"I'm laughing to death, I must watch it from the beginning when the Spring Festival Gala is over. ”

"I knew I had turned on the TV earlier. ”

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Capricious: Oh, Uncle and Aunt's answer is so funny and humorous! Then our first link is over, this is now, the Internet support rate shows that the number of votes of the aunt has now surpassed that of the uncle.

Jiang Xingyue: Look at my popularity.

Xu: You're clearly angry. , then I didn't answer less.

Capricious: Yes, the second part is like this, ask the torchbearer candidates to talk about their love affair with the Olympic flame, and pull the final vote for themselves.

Jiang Xingyue: Sit down, what's the matter with you! Xiao Liu, I'll come first.

Wayward: Ah, Aunt comes first.

Jiang Xingyue: Thanks to Tieling TV, Liaoning TV, and may be grateful to CCTV in the future, today on this special occasion, I want to reveal a secret that has been hidden for many years, I am a premature baby, I have been associated with fire since I was a child, I began to play with fire at the age of three or four, and once caused a huge fire at home; I accidentally fell into the brazier at the age of six or seven, and there is still a mark on my buttocks; when I was a teenager, I stepped on the train, came to Huojiatun, and was introduced by a guy to a black soil that made me on fire all my life, and since then I have lived a life of dire straits, how much time I have been thinking, why I came to the world in a hurry, why I have an indissoluble bond with fire, today I finally understandI was born to be an Olympic torchbearer.

"Haha, that's funny. ”

"It's really a connection with fire. ”

"This goddess is so funny. ”

"This goddess is a female neurotic. ”

"She's the next Cai Yan!"

Capricious: Thank you, Auntie!

Jiang Xingyue: Sorry, I'm not done yet. Last night, my mom told me.

Xu Qian: Hey, your mother has been dead for more than 30 years!

Jiang Xingyue: It's a dream, what's the matter!

Xu: Oh, it's a dream.

Jiang Xingyue: My mother said to me, Xiaoyun, you are the Olympic torchbearer!

Xu: Why didn't your mother say that you came by rocket?

Jiang Xingyue: My mother also said that if anyone dares to compete with you for the position of torchbearer, your father and I will take him away! Thank you, Mom, Thankyou.

“。。。。。 I couldn't breathe with laughter. ”

"This white cloud and black soil are too funny. ”

"I've never seen two people so funny. ”

"Now this black soil is dumbfounded. ”

"I really don't know what Xu Qian's head is in?"

Capricious: Now that this competition has reached a white-hot stage, let's say a few words from the uncle.

Xu Qian: It's all a dead hand, I don't fight, this opportunity, just give it to my wife.

Jiang Xingyue: Give up!

Xu: Ah, this son is my wife, I'll just clean up and do some work.

Jiang Xingyue: Yes, he is more suitable for cleaning up.

Many people also feel this way.

"This black soil is strictly controlled by wives!"

"Black soil is so good to his wife. ”

"Baiyun has a good husband!"

At the scene, a wife already said to her husband: "Husband, you have to do this to me like this to Heitu." ”

"Yes, yes, yes. ”

The husband nodded repeatedly.

Because no matter what time it is, a good husband is always very popular, isn't it even the gray wolf is very popular? There is also a lyric called "If you want to marry, marry the gray wolf".

It's not all because the gray wolf is really good to his wife, the red wolf!

Capricious: Uncle abstained?

Xu: If you don't abstain, you'll die!

Wayward: Well, let's look at the approval rating on the Internet. There are already results, friends, I announce that the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games in northern Liaoning region of the peasant torchbearers are...... Black earth!

Xu: Wife, why do you want to go home?

Jiang Xingyue: I'm a monk! I can't stand it, I don't bring such a play, I've been promoting me for half a year, so why don't I tell Lao Li Tou, I have accepted this gift.

Xu: I can't be angry! Don't cry, listen to my wife, this is all decided by the people, we are a family, no one should be glorious.

Jiang Xingyue: But I can't stand it, if you get angry, what can I do? Now you can't bully me like I bullied you!

Haha, seeing everyone here is both touching and funny.

"This white cloud is really arrogant!"

"Haha, that's hilarious. ”

"The affection between these two is really deep. ”

Jiang Xingyue: Then you still care about me?

Xu: I care about you.

Jiang Xingyue: Ambiguous?

Xu: Ambiguous about you.

Jiang: Won't you serve me?

Xu: I'm waiting for you.

Jiang: Are you still afraid of me?

Xu: I'm not only afraid of you, but the point is that I'm afraid of your mother now!

"Haha, that's hilarious. ”

"It's funny and touching, and this sketch is also amazing. ”

"This sketch has conquered me. ”

"Cheers for this sketch!"

Jiang: Then do my orders still work?

Xu: You try.

Jiang: Drink water, shut up, rub your legs, and kiss the old ghost!

Xu: You should be happy that I became a torchbearer! What a good thing, isn't it? If you don't bully me in this life, I won't be able to live.

Capricious: Dear friends, now we welcome Uncle Heitu to make an acceptance speech.

Jiang: Let me speak, you say no, you go.

Zhao: I went.

Wayward: Please!

Xu: Okay! (shouting, applauding) Thank you TV, thank you to all TV, MTV, thanks to the broadcast... (shouting, clapping) here today ... Peng Shen shining, crowds of people... Lasting.. I.. I... I never dreamed that I could become this torchbearer, in fact, I am not a fire life, I am a parallel import. : I'm a water life. Over here... I thank my wife...

"Parallel imports... ”

"The sea is dry and the rocks are rotting... ”

"This Xu Qian is too funny. ”

"Definitely the best show of the night. ”

Jiang: Here!

Xu: Without my wife... There is no such thing as me today ... Because I practiced with her, I practiced her, and I practiced it... My wife... As the saying goes, a successful man. An eventful woman on her back... There must be a woman in charge behind her... Mind me ... I am here...... Today, thank you to the government... can give me a chance to be a new person...

"An eventful woman... ”

"A chance to be a new person ... ”

"This sketch is a good sketch. ”

Capricious: That's not right, it's absolutely not right.

Xu: You can give me the opportunity to be a torchbearer... I must confess ... Be frank and honest. I...

Wayward: Okay, thank you, uncle, thank you!

Xu: Sorry, it's not over yet, the Olympics... Well, here, on behalf of my wife, I would like to extend my New Year's greetings to the fathers, elders, brothers and sisters affected by the disaster in the south... Have a happy New Year ... Everything will pass, there is the government as the backstage for us, what are you afraid of! Okay! (shouting, applauding) After the New Year, my wife and I will go to see you and donate money to you.

Jiang: Donate!

Xu: Can I decide?

Jiang: How much do you donate?

Xu: I donate as much as I want.

Jiang: Don't donate it all, we don't have any money.

Xu: 2008 is good. Beijing is good... I'm good too... Compere.... Finished.

Wayward: Uncle, this is a souvenir of our event.

Xu: The great 2008, the 100th anniversary of the Olympic Games, the two of us are 80!

Capricious: Let's give a round of applause to aunts and uncles again!

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Although the sketch is over, many people are still immersed in the sketch. ！