Chapter 712: Wen Dou (I)
Sima Xinran asked like a curious baby: "What kind of fighting method is Wendou, and what kind of fighting method is martial fighting?"
The corners of Lin Hao's mouth showed a hint of triumphant smile, the trick of gambling is really tried and tested, especially for this kind of little kid who has no experience.
Although Sima Xinran is also a big girl, she has a serious lack of social experience, and she is forced to practice at Sima's house all day long. There's no way, who made her two brothers not angry, it's not this material.
Otherwise, Sima Xinran would not have the cultivation of the Fourfold Heavenly Venerable, let alone sneak out. It was in Sima's house that he was bored and bored, so he found an opportunity to run out and take a leisure.
Nangong Wen saw the smile on the corner of Lin Hao's mouth, and couldn't help but stretch out her little hand to cover her mouth, she couldn't help laughing, Brother Lin was so bad, he was playing tricks again.
Nangong Wen clearly knew that whenever Lin Hao showed this kind of smile, someone would be unlucky.
"Hey, what are you laughing at?!" Sima said happily.
Lin Hao said: "Of course I laughed at you for being stupid, I didn't even know about Wendou Wudou, so I dared to come out and walk the rivers and lakes and act chivalrous for others, I really laughed to death." ”
"You!" Sima Xinran pretended to be calm and said: "Isn't it just a civil and martial arts fight, what rules do you say, aunt and grandmother, I will take all the orders, see how capable you are!"
Lin Hao didn't care about her when he heard this, since you asked me to say the rules, then I'm not welcome.
Lin Hao shook his head and said: "The so-called Wendou, as the name suggests, is to solve the problem by peaceful means, which is harmless. Martial arts is to rely on their abilities, and the strong are respected. You see? ”
Sima Xinran nodded when she heard this, she already knew about Wen Dou Wu Dou, which one to choose?
Sister Yun said that this person is unfathomable, don't let me provoke him easily, since this is the case, then choose Wendou. This bastard's head is full of filthy thoughts, and I don't believe how smart he can be!
Besides, he has read poetry and books since he was a child, and although he is not omniscient in astronomy and geography, he has also dabbled in a little, so he should have no problem coping with him.
Thinking like this, Sima Xinran made a decision in his heart, and said loudly: "I see that you are so afraid of death, you have been hiding behind women, and I don't embarrass you, then let's have a literary fight." ”
Damn, Lin Hao's face became bitter when she heard this, this girl's mouth is really unforgiving, and she has to find an opportunity to hit herself at every turn.
"It's exactly what I want, I look at Miss Ao's demeanor, and it's really bad to fight and kill, so let's have a literary fight. Lin Hao said approvingly. No matter how civil and martial you fight, you will not be my opponent, it is really self-defeating.
"Hmph, don't pat yourself there, no matter how good you say, I won't show mercy, I'll let you, you come first!" Sima said happily, not taking Lin Hao in his eyes at all.
Lin Hao thought for a while, then asked: "Then you listen, one penny for one peach, two peach pits can be exchanged for one peach, give you five pennies, how many peaches can you eat?"
Sima Xinran was furious when he heard this, pointed at Lin Hao and shouted: "The surname is Lin! Don't bully people too much! Are you insulting my IQ?!"
Sima Xinran never thought that Lin Hao would have such a problem, what is the problem, this five-year-old child will be fine!
Lin Hao stroked his hair, winked at Sima Xinran, and said playfully: "Miss, you better answer first, as for whether it is an insult to your IQ, it depends on your performance." ”
Sima happily calmed down, damn it, this is your own wasted opportunity, I want to see, how can you play a fool if you lose later!
"Five pennies, there are still five peach pits left after eating, and five peach pits can be exchanged for two peaches, then I can eat a total of seven peaches. Sima said happily.
Lin Hao looked at Sima Xinran like an idiot, he was also a little blind, why is this person so stupid?
Sima was pleased to see Lin Hao's stunned appearance, and said proudly: "What's the matter, I didn't expect my aunt to answer correctly, right, stupid, right? You wasted an opportunity, don't be foolish!"
Nangong Wen whispered: "Sister, that, you are wrong. ”
"What! wrong!" Sima shouted happily: "Sister, you can't help the abuse, reverse right and wrong, what's so good about this bastard, you actually help him like this." ”
Nangong Wen's face was slightly red, and she slowly explained: "Sister, you really answered wrong, I didn't favor Brother Lin." ”
Sima Xinran looked at Nangong Wen's serious appearance, and couldn't help but feel nervous, could it be that he really answered wrong?
Lin Hao finally came back to his senses and laughed: "Poof! I also said that I insulted your IQ, I think your IQ is really not good." ”
"Bastard, you'd better give me a reasonable explanation, or I won't admit it!" Sima said happily.
When Lin Hao heard this, he shook his clothes, shook his head and said: "Five pennies and five peaches, if you eat five, there will be five peach pits, five for two, and one peach pit left, after eating, there will be a total of three peach pits, three can be exchanged for one, there is one peach pit left, and after eating, there are two peach pits, a total of five plus two plus one plus one, nine peaches, right or not!"
Sima happily looked at Lin Hao's mouth intently, Lin Hao didn't say a word, she stretched out a few fingers, and finally understood.
It's over, it's all over, it's a shame!
It's really hateful that this bastard is so scheming and embarrassed himself in front of others! What's even more odious is that he was fooled!
Sima Xinran's face turned red all the time, all the way to his neck.
Lin Hao glanced at Sima Xinran and sneered: "Who said that my question is simple? It's just an insult to IQ, tsk." ”
"You!" Sima was happy and ashamed, this can't all be blamed on this bastard, he was excited for a while, and he didn't think much about it, so he fell into this simple trap.
"You're less proud! I deliberately answered wrong, you can eat nine peaches!" Sima Xinran forcibly defended: "She is a big girl, and eating seven peaches is already my limit." ”
Lin Hao and Nangong Wen stared at each other when they heard this, this person is too good at exculpating himself, right? I have never seen a person who answers incorrectly and is so reasonable, he is really a talent!
"Look at it! Grandma deliberately let you play a game, and look at you to be happy. The outcome is still unknown, it's my turn next, you can listen to me!" Sima said happily, a hint of cunning in his eyes.