Lin Hao said disdainfully: "I think you should admit defeat directly, this can also save everyone's time, you see that the moonlight is charming tonight, it is a good time to spend the moon before and after, if you don't mind, I can take you one." ”

"Phew! The dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth, you don't have any more delusions!" Sima said happily and hatefully: "My problem is here, you are very good, only this once, if you don't hear clearly, even if you lose." ”

Lin Hao restrained a little when he heard this, and let's see what problems this woman can come up with.

"Once upon a time, there was a frog, and one lived in a dry well, and there was nothing else in the dry well but it, oh no, a frog alone. Sima said happily.

Lin Hao was still listening attentively, but when he listened to it, he felt that something was wrong, where was this problem, this was simply referring to Sang scolding Huai!

This girl really holds a grudge and never misses any opportunity to hit herself.

Fortunately, she has no malice, and she is also very beautiful, so Lin Hao will always play with her, thinking about whether she can get along with her.

There is a good saying, girlfriend's best friend, even if you can't make her like it, you have to make her satisfied. I haven't made the relationship clear with Dongfang Yun yet, this guy is a dynamite barrel, and he will fan the flames in Dongfang Yun's ears at any time, saying bad things about himself, and it would be better to completely solve this hidden danger.

How to say, Dongfang Yun is also the first girl she kissed, and she still treats her differently from the bottom of her heart, and she unconsciously occupies a very important position in her heart.

But even so, Lin Hao couldn't swallow his anger anymore, gritted his teeth and said, "I said, are you making a question, or are you telling a bedtime story?"

Sima happily glanced at Lin Hao, and continued without paying attention: "This frog has never seen the outside world, and all it can see is the round well, and it has always thought that it is the only creature in the world. ”

Seeing that Lin Hao was about to run away, Sima Xinran hurriedly stepped into the theme and said: "Finally, one day, it is tired of life in the dry well and wants to take a look at the outside world. So here's the problem. ”

"It can jump three meters at a time, but it has to slide down two meters, and the dry well is eight meters deep, how many times does it have to jump to jump out?"

Sima happily looked at Lin Hao proudly after speaking, this question is very secondary, no matter how this bastard answers, he has a way to make him lose, he is already invincible.

After hearing this, Lin Hao was thoughtful and stared at Sima Xinran tightly.

Jump three meters, slide two meters, that's one meter at a time.

The dry well is eight meters deep, which means that you have to jump eight times.

Wait, why does it always feel wrong?

"Hey, what are you looking at, you're seeing your aunt and grandmother buckle your dog's eyes!" Sima was pleased to see Lin Hao's eyes staring at his chest motionlessly, and raised his hand to threaten.

Lin Hao came back to his senses, was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and said sarcastically: "Grandma, what do you want? Am I such a hungry person? Will I not even let go of your little steamed buns?"

Little steamed buns! Hungry for food! How bad is this bastard!

Sima Xinran roared angrily: "Shut up! You are still not a man, dare not do it! You are staring at my chest, you are not wandering into the world, thinking about wrong, can you still do it?"

A wry smile appeared at the corner of Lin Hao's mouth, why is this girl so different, what kind of logic is this, staring at your chest must be thinking about it?

Please, I'm concentrating on thinking about the problem, how can such a serious thing be changed by what you said?

However, this girl's breasts are really small enough, basically the front and back are flat, and even Xiaoxue's can't be compared, hey, when did I observe Xiaoxue?

"Eldest sister, I'm thinking about whether it's okay or not, can you not always think of people so badly, a handsome boy like me who comes out of the mud and is not stained, but I care about my reputation very much, if you talk nonsense, I will sue you for slander." Lin Hao said matter-of-factly.

"Cut! As long as you're still a handsome boy, I'm going to hurry, if you don't answer, you'll lose." Sima happily urged.

When Lin Hao heard this, he felt more and more strange, and when the internal force was released, a cylindrical dry well was formed, and there was a mini frog inside. is agitating his mouth and making noise.

"In my imagination, there was a pair of skateboard shoes. ”

"One step at a time, two steps at a time, like a minion!"

"It's the devil's pace! My skateboard shoes are the most fashionable in the world!"

......

Sima Xinran and Nangong Wen had black lines on their faces, they didn't expect Lin Hao to have a live simulation and sing such an ugly song!

Lin Hao hummed a song, and said proudly to Sima happily: "Dance a total of six times, such a simple question, you underestimate me too much." Did you want to call me a good brother and deliberately lose to me?"

Sima happily took a sip, she was used to Lin Hao's open-mouthedness, and she couldn't be angry with this bastard.

Sima asked happily, "Are you sure?"

"I'm sure!" Lin Hao said affirmatively, this result was a frog jumping out step by step, but fortunately, he was witty and almost fell for her.

"Not changing?" Sima Xinran continued to ask, a hint of cunning in his eyes.

"Don't change it!" Lin Hao nodded and said, now it is "ironclad evidence", the frog jumped in front of her just now, see how she cheats!

"Congratulations! I got it wrong!" Sima said happily.

What rice, this is the result of my precise calculations and personal measurements, how can it be wrong?

Lin Hao said dissatisfiedly: "I am willing to gamble and lose, it will be boring for you to play Lai." ”

Sima glanced at Lin Hao happily, and said righteously: "When did I cheat, if you didn't answer correctly, you didn't answer correctly." ”

Lin Hao asked unconvinced: "Then you say, what is the answer?!"

"Answer, of course, you can't jump at any time! Have you ever seen a frog that can jump three meters?" Sima said happily.

Lin Hao was defeated, it turns out that this is okay! Isn't this a fun game!

But adhering to the principle that good men don't fight with women, Lin Hao no longer pursues it, if he loses, he loses, if he has to divide himself, it will not be good if he wins the game and loses his life.

This is Dongfang Yun's best friend, and she wants to make a good impression on her, and she must not be evil.

"Okay, okay, you win. Lin Hao waved his hand and said generously.

"What do you mean that I won, it's okay if I won in the first place!" Sima said happily.

"Okay, good, that Wendou, we can count it as a draw!"