Emperor Song was in his prime, picked up a powder head and put it down on the bed, undressing and undressing.

The powder dodged, twisted, chirped and crooked.

Another fan sat at the round table casually, slowly brewed a cup of fragrant tea, and tasted it slowly.

After a while, the powder on the bed was peeled off layer by layer like a bamboo shoot shell. She put down the tent, grabbed the silk quilt and covered the white flower's body, as if she was very shy, and flirted with people.

Emperor Song's eyes burned with fire, he lifted the cover, and pounced on it like a hungry wolf.

Qiao Kun, the night wandering god, had already learned the news that the netherworld was about to be robbed, and suddenly saw that Emperor Song came to curry favor, it was the so-called nothing to offer courtesy, either treachery or theft, so he pretended to be drunk and took the opportunity to observe what Emperor Song was going to poop and pee, but unexpectedly, Emperor Song actually took him to the brothel, wanted to break his fairy ring, and gave him a handle, which was really a sinister and vicious trick.

The night wandering god is the god on the list of gods, and he is naturally as guarded as jade, how can he do that dirty deed, but he can't let the Song Emperor find out, and he was helpless for a while, so he was supported by two fans and entered the pearl room.

Qiao Kun, the night wandering god, sat still, in a dilemma, extremely embarrassed.

The two pink heads, one slightly thinner is called thrush, and the other is slightly chubby called green cicada.

Seeing Qiao Kun, the night wandering god, sitting at the round table like an old man ascending to the hall, clasping his hands together, nervous, the thrush threw fox eyes, and joked: "This lord, you are so old and so restrained, are you still a big girl who can't go to the sedan chair once?"

"It's... This ...... Isn't it ......" Qiao Kun panicked, but as soon as the words came out, he knew that he had said something wrong, so embarrassed that he rubbed his ass left and right, and he was at a loss.

"Look at your master, majestic and majestic, he should also be a person who has seen the wind and waves, how can this gentle country and merry nest not know the sweetness?" The green cicada next to him said coquettishly, while moving closer and sitting on Qiao Kun's thigh.

Qiao Kun jumped up like a spring, dodged to the side, and waved his hand again and again: "Girl, don't ...... Girls are not allowed to ...... Please also ask the girl to respect herself. ”

The green cicada sneered and said softly: "This master, you are an expert, you obviously want the slave family very much, but you came to use this trick to capture the old people, and made the slave family jump up and down." ”

After speaking, the green cicada pulled the silk dress down from his shoulder, revealing a pair of white and merry nests, Mailian stepped, twisted his buttocks, and came up close to his body.

Qiao Kun's face was flushed, just like a pig's trotters stewed in soy sauce, and he hurriedly dodged behind frequently, but he was tripped by a footstool and fell down, lying on his back on the ground, his hands pulled around for a while, and pulled the hanger over again, and pressed on him.

Qiao Kun panicked, rolling and crawling, looking embarrassed and funny.

"Uh-huh-haha...... Mmmmmmmmmm......mm

The two fans laughed heartily, laughing so much that they thought it was very funny, and they took off their clothes and only wore close-fitting clothes, while striking Qiao Kun left and right, teasing.

Qiao Kun panicked, sweating profusely, getting under the table for a while, jumping on the table for a while, and going around the round table for a while, like a mouse seeing a cat, being played by two fans.

But at this moment, there was a sudden hysterical exclamation outside the room: "It's terrible! It's terrible! It's killing people...... Kill people!"

What's going on here?

It turns out that the yin person can't do that work with the yang person, one/do/die, but sooner or later.

Emperor Song is the third great king of the netherworld, and he is naturally full of yin energy, but the fans who serve Emperor Song don't know it, and he thinks he is a merry son.

At first, I saw that Emperor Song was in good health, and I was still happy, but when I was doing that job, I suddenly felt extremely cold all over my body, and the powder head was uncomfortable in every way, in all kinds of pain, and in every struggle, I kicked my legs and shook my body for a moment, and I was dead.

Emperor Song was fluttering with the speed of immortals, and the powder head didn't move. He hurriedly summoned another fan to get to bed.

The fan didn't know the truth yet, twisted his ass to play with the amorous style, Lianbu walked to the bed, and said coquettishly: "Brother Gongzi, are you going to have a bed conference? ”

"Don't be verbose, come on, come on......" Emperor Song didn't have the kung fu to flirt, hugged him urgently, and pressed it on the bed to do something.

"Brother Gongzi, why are you in such a hurry, the slave family is so afraid. "That fan is still pretending to be coquettish!

When she found her companion with her tongue sticking out and her dead tongue, she looked like a fan before, her eyes rolled straight away, her jade body twitched, and she kicked her legs.

This is the most strange thing that a prostitute can encounter in a thousand kinds of things.

But not to mention that these two fans were killed, and when they arrived in the netherworld, they would be crushed by thousands of iron nails and steel plates, and the three-foot iron cone was mean, which was the punishment that every prostitute must accept, and it was many times worse than the punishment of those women who did not abide by women's morality and rode wooden donkeys.

Those who are prostitutes in this world should think twice, get rid of low-level evil tastes as soon as possible, repent and do good deeds, and maybe there will be some good fortune in the future.

Although the two fans are dead, the Song Emperor is in the ascendant, how can he abandon them?

He jumped out of bed frantically, opened the door, grabbed a passing fan, held it in his arms, and approached the bed.

The fan has just finished a business, and in the blink of an eye, he received another one, and he is still secretly happy in his heart. She was in the arms of Emperor Song and stretched out her hand to open the Luo tent.

Ahh

There are two powder heads lying horizontally on the bed, the jade body is black, the face is like snow, the tongue is six or seven inches long, the eyes are round and can't be opened, and they are actually whining and wailing!

The powdered soul was scattered, and as soon as he struggled desperately, he broke free from the arms of Emperor Song, and while opening the door and running out, he screamed in horror:

"Oh no! wow...... Kill people! Kill people......"

The whole brothel is like an exploding oil pot in an instant, and the prostitutes and prostitutes are running around, chaotic like ants.

The old bustard still didn't believe it, and led the two nurses to hurry into the room. Some of the bold prostitutes and prostitutes also came to see the truth. The old bustard trembled and lifted the tent, and when he saw the scene on the bed, three souls swept away two souls, and seven souls flew away and six souls, his eyes rolled up, and he fainted to the ground.

Emperor Song was afraid of being discovered, so he had already hidden out of the pearl room.

But he happened to bump into Qiao Kun, the night wandering god, who couldn't parry the two fans, and fled in a panic.

The two fans were playful, and they didn't know what had happened, and then chased to the door, grabbed the night wandering god, and said angrily: "This master, don't run, you have paid the money, and you haven't eaten a mouthful of merry nests!"

"Go, go, go...... you!" Qiao Kun struggled as he pulled his legs to escape.

Emperor Song was catching up with the front and grabbed the night wandering god: "Brother Qiao Dao, let's go." ”

The figure of the Night Wanderer suddenly rose into the air, drifted away from the brothel, and walked into the night sky.

The two fans were dumbfounded, stunned.

And the brothel had already been making a lot of noise up and down, and the prostitute could not be found.

In the end, the only way to do so was to report to the government for filing and arrest the real culprit.

It's just a ghost case, how to catch the murderer?

And the prostitute was either a fatherless and motherless person, or a lowly and indecent person, who was unable to redress his grievances, and finally gave up his life in vain.

The Song Emperor and the Night Wandering God walked through the vast night sky of the galaxy.

Emperor Song asked, "Brother Qiao Dao, how were you playing today?"

"Happy and happy ......" in order to prevent the Song Emperor from becoming suspicious, he pretended to be drunk and did not wake up.

"Alas...... Brother Qiao Dao is happy, but I haven't been happy here, so I killed two fans. was yelled at by someone, so he had to slip away. Emperor Song said.

"Huh, so you killed someone?"

"Hey, that's all there is to it, as long as Brother Qiao Dao is satisfied. Emperor Song said, "In the future, I hope that Brother Qiao Dao will do more and it will be convenient." ”

"It's easy to say...... "Night Wandering God said, "I've been hooked for a long time today, and the little god has taken his leave." ”

When Emperor Song heard this, the haze disappeared, he was overjoyed, and saluted: "If you are disturbed for a long time, Brother Qiao Dao will take care all the way." ”

"Hahahaha...... Third Highness, you should also take care. Night Wanderer Shenlang said with a smile, and turned back into his original body at a high altitude.

But seeing that he had unkempt hair and sideburns, his eyes were like electricity, his feet were up, his head was down, he was holding an octagonal exquisite lantern in one hand, and he was dragging three steel forks with the other, turning into a white light.

Emperor Song saw the extreme place, and returned to the southeast under the Wojiao stone.

Qiao Kun, the night wandering god, stepped up his steps all the way, patrolling Zhou Tian Xingye, the three worlds of heaven, earth and man.

And at the time of the day and night handover, he had returned to the Tai Sui Palace, and after the gentle handover with the Sun Wandering God, he came to play the two palace masters of Tai Sui Yin Xiao and Jiazi Tai Sui Yang Ren [both of whom are characters on the "Fengshen List".

Yin Xiao and Yang Renwen said that they were very surprised, hurriedly changed into court clothes, and ran to the outside of the Nantian Palace with Qiao Kun, the night wandering god, to beat the drum and beat the bell.

The immortals and ministers on duty in the Nantian Palace, such as the Tota Heavenly King, the Tai Bai Xing, the Three Heavenly Masters and the Giant Spirit God, heard the sound of bells and drums, and did not know what happened, so they rushed to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall one after another, lined up to welcome the Jade Emperor's ascension to the palace.

Not too long, the phoenix chirps and the crane chirps, the fairy music flutters, the pair of incense burners is mentioned, the rows of feather fans are shaken, and the Jade Emperor slowly rises to sit in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.

The immortals danced and finished the ceremony, and retreated.

The Jade Emperor Lang Ran asked, "Before the hour of the dynasty arrives this morning, who is beating the drum and ringing the bell outside the palace?" ”

"Yes, Your Majesty. "The proclaimer answered, turned out of the temple, and went down.

After a while, Yin Xiao, the Tai Sui of the Nian Dynasty, Yang Ren of Jiazi Tai Sui, and Qiao Kun, the night wandering god, hurriedly entered the palace to meet the Jade Emperor.

The salute is over.

The Jade Emperor and Ai asked, "It turns out that the two Tai Sui are beating the drum and ringing the bell, what is the important thing for the two of you to play me?"