Chapter 101: Exploring the Tone and Pretending to Be Drunk and Selling

"Returning to the Third Highness: In my humble opinion, it should be a Yang person who makes trouble. If the Jade Emperor knew, why didn't he directly send an angel to inspect the underworld, and why did he bother to do it? King Daming analyzed.

"Well, you have some point. Emperor Song agreed.

"This incident is unexpected, and the lowly rank is also impossible to prevent, and I ask the Third Highness to spare the Four Ming Kings. King Daming knelt down and pleaded.

"Please also ask the Third Highness to spare the King of Siming. The King of the Three Ming and the King of the Seven Ming also knelt down and pleaded.

"In that case, the king will spare him once. "Emperor Song said, pass the decree and release the King of Siming.

After a while, King Siming returned to the main hall and thanked him in trepidation.

In a short time, the two Ming kings, the six Ming kings, the eight Ming kings, the nine Ming kings, and the ten Ming kings entered the palace one after another, and Jin met the Song emperor.

There are a total of ten kings in this netherworld, assisting the ten halls of Yama in handling the affairs of the netherworld, and the position is second only to the king of Hades, that is, the legend of the so-called "left Ming king, right judge".

This time the matter was very big, except for the five halls of the Ming King, all the halls were drawn to deal with the matter.

All the kings of the Ming Dynasty entered the palace, each of them looked bitter, very frightened, and the things described were similar, that is, this errand was threatened by the Yang people, and the losses were heavy.

Although the Song Emperor was harsh, there was a reason for the incident, and he could not blame the kings of the Ming Dynasty.

Therefore, he calmed down and said: "As for the losses of the various departments, I will put aside for the time being, and just ask if your gold is enough?"

Unexpectedly, as soon as these words came out, in addition to the two Ming kings, the remaining eight Ming kings and their subordinate ghost kings were overwhelming, and they knelt on the ground one after another, each complaining about their sufferings, some said that they had not done it, some said that they still owed some amounts, and some said that it was really difficult to make up......

There was a sigh and a sigh in the main hall, and there was a lot of bitterness.

Emperor Song heard it so hard that his scalp exploded, and he slammed the tea bell on the ground again, rattling and scattering fragments.

In an instant, all the Ming Kings and the Ghost Kings were under a forbidden spell, their faces were stiff, they were silent, and even the sound of a feather falling to the ground seemed to be audible.

After a while, the King of Sanming muttered: "The lowly rank has been blocked by the Yang people in the Yang Realm of Kyushu, and the collection of gold has been greatly hindered. ”

"Exactly, please also ask the Third Highness to make up an idea for the lowly ranks. Otherwise, the Yang people will form a party and attack it in groups, not to mention the lowly and auspicious positions, but I am afraid that it will delay the major events of His Royal Highness. "King Ming said.

When the rest of the Ming kings heard this, they also praised the peace and hoped that the Song Emperor would open a foolproof strategy.

Emperor Song was helpless, sat on the throne with his ass, and thought for a long time:

"This time, the gold will be handed over to the Five Palaces by you personally, and I will send Lao Wu to go with you to explain the reason to the King of Wuming, but you must not be discovered by that Fang Qingyin. After the settlement is completed, he will come here to wait for news from the king, and the king will go to inquire about the night wandering god, and then make a decision. ”

"No!"

"No!"

"No......"

All the kings agreed one after another, and then withdrew from the temple together.

When he learned that Fang Qingyin was visiting the Eight Palaces City King at this time, the Ming Kings led the ghost kings of all the tribes and drove the vehicles full of gold to the Five Palaces Senluo Palace.

Emperor Song straightened his robe, stabilized his mood, stepped on the black mist, and left under the Wojiao stone.

When night fell in the human world, Hehan was full of stars.

Emperor Song left Wojiao, turned into a scholar, wandering in the field of wings, waiting for Qiao Kun, a god on duty, to pass by.

This night wandering god belongs to the Tai Sui Department of the "Fengshen List", and patrols the degrees of the stars of Zhou Tian with the day wandering god respectively, observing the past punishments of the human world. All those who do good deeds and accumulate virtue in the Three Realms, those who commit adultery and criminal acts, or those who violate the heavens and rebel will be recorded one by one, and then presented to the Jade Emperor, either as a reward or punishment, which is not happy at all.

Sure enough, not long after, an evil god gradually walked into the Winged Wilderness!

But I saw that he had unkempt hair and sideburns, his whole body was as red as he was, his head was down, his feet were up, he was holding an octagonal lantern in his left hand, and he was holding a three-strand flame steel fork in his right hand, and his eyes were like electricity.

Emperor Song saw it from afar, secretly rejoiced, and hurriedly greeted him, and inquired: "Brother Qiao Dao, it's been a long time since you haven't seen it!"

Qiao Kun, the night wandering god, just walked forward, and suddenly heard someone greeting him, so he looked up and saw a scholar smiling at him. Although Emperor Song had changed his true appearance, Qiao Kun still recognized it at a glance.

So he stood up and saluted back: "The Third Highness has been gone for a long time. The Third Highness is not working in the underworld, why are you here to call the little gods?"

"Brother Qiao Dao: The junior brother has an uninvited invitation today, so I have come to ask Brother Qiao Dao for advice or two. Emperor Song said.

"Your Royal Highness: Everything in Zhou Tian, the past creation, is in the octagonal exquisite lamp of the little god. What doubts does the Third Highness have, just ask, the little god still has to inspect the four seas and eight wildernesses. Qiao Kun, the night wandering god, smiled lightly.

"Then thank you Brother Qiao Dao for making it happen. The little brother prepared some thin wine today, firstly, to wash the dust for Brother Qiao Dao, and secondly, to express a little gratitude, and please take a step to speak. "The Emperor of the Song Dynasty was courteous and courteous.

"Hahahaha...... Okay, ......" Qiao Kun laughed and said, "I work weekdays, and I haven't done some alcohol, today His Royal Highness is invited, how can it be unreasonable......?"

When Emperor Song heard this, he secretly said: The three worlds of heaven, earth and man all say that the gods are dedicated to their duties day and night, and they are the most ruthless, and it seems that no one cares about them on weekdays.

He couldn't help but secretly rejoice, so he grabbed the arm of the night wandering god and said, "Brother Qiao Dao, please ......"

As soon as the words fell, the two of them drove their feet towards the brilliant lights of the Nether.

After a while, they both landed on the bustling thoroughfare.

I saw the fire trees and silver flowers shining, and the traffic was continuous, but it was the boundary of the imperial capital of Jinling in the Southern Tang Dynasty.

Qiao Kun, the night wandering god, has turned into a businessman with a beard and beard, and he walked through the crowd with the Song Emperor.

After looking for some time in the market, I arrived at the head of Qinhuai and Wuyi Alley.

Not far in front stands a two-storey restaurant, the lintel of the gate hangs high with five gilt words of "Spring Breeze Proud Building", the door is like a market, so lively.

Emperor Song was trying to curry favor with Qiao Kun, the night wandering god, so that he could find out some words, so he took him straight into the "Spring Breeze Proud Building" building and called the first-class wing. He also ordered Xiao Er to put the eight unique dishes in Yangzhou, such as Taihu Lake whitebait, Yangcheng Lake hairy crab, Babao pearl duck and other famous delicacies, as well as special wines, to a full table.

Qiao Kun, the night wandering god, was not polite, and after sitting down, he drank heavily. Emperor Song frequently accompanied wine and cloth dishes. Qiao Kun was originally a fairy body, he had a big belly, and he ate and drank the sea for a while, so unhappy. And the Song Emperor is a ghost and immortal, although he also eats and drinks, he only has the essence of food, so he looks very elegant.

The two of them hit the cups and touched the lamp, and drank too much.

Qiao Kun, the night wandering god, ate all three jars of Yanghe old wine, and ate ten jars of daughter red, and gradually became drunk, and his behavior became rough, and he scolded Xiao Er, who was late for drinking. When he was about to make a move, he was persuaded by Emperor Song to stop him. The little second man panicked and hugged his head and rolled downstairs.

Qiao Kun, the night wandering god, held the wine jar in his arms, and laughed drunkly: "What a good meal of wine and food! Eat happily! Happy! Third Highness, what is the matter with you, although you ask, you know everything. ”

Emperor Song saw that Qiao Kun was already eight or nine points drunk, and his courage grew, so he asked: "Brother Qiao Dao: Recently, there has been a small friction between the junior brother's subordinates and some Taoist priests in the Yang Realm, I wonder if Brother Qiao Dao has noticed?"

When Qiao Kun heard this, he laughed and said drunkly: "It's normal for some friction between the Yin and Yang worlds to happen occasionally, how can I have time to notice it for such a trivial matter." The Third Highness entertained for this little thing, but it was in vain to spend a lot of money. ”

After speaking, Qiao Kun burst into laughter again.

When Emperor Song heard the news, he couldn't help but be overjoyed and said, "Since there is nothing to do, the little brother is also relieved." If you can invite Brother Qiao Dao to eat and drink, it is worth spending a lot of money, and I hope that Brother Qiao Dao will be more convenient in the future. ”

"Well said...... Say...... Today it has been ...... I've had enough to eat, and that's it... That's it!" Qiao Kun curled his tongue, dropped the wine jar, staggered to his feet, bowed, and prepared to leave.

"Brother Qiao Dao: It's rare to get together today, so let the little brother entertain Brother Qiao Dao well, and please go to a good place with the little brother. "Emperor Song stabilized the night wandering gods.

"......What's good? What's so good?" asked the Night Wanderer, his eyes blurred, and he asked vaguely.

"Brother Qiao Dao, don't care, you'll know when the time comes. ”

Emperor Song said, supporting Qiao Kun, the night wandering god, went downstairs with one foot high and one foot low, counted the wine tent, and walked out of the spring breeze triumphant building crookedly.

The Emperor of the Song Dynasty supported the night wandering god, his feet were not dusty, and he came to the bank of the Qinhuai River in a moment.

I saw the fire trees and silver flowers rippling on the river, and the painting boat fluttered and the sound was endless, which was the place where tourists and businessmen were looking for joy and joy in the fireworks bead market.

Qiao Kun, the night wandering god, saw it clearly, and bluffed the wine into cold sweat.

He said secretly: Oh, you are the Emperor of Song, you dare to set such a dirty trap to harm me!

It turned out that Emperor Song was secretly pregnant with a ghost, and he only got drunk at night, and wanted him to break the ring of immortals in this land of fireworks in a daze, so that he could hold a handle in his hand in the future.

As soon as he didn't do it, he didn't stop it, so he put Qiao Kun, the night wandering god, into a brothel in a flower building, called the pearl room, and called two powder-headed skeletons to serve, and he retreated downstairs and sat in the flower hall to wait, looking serious.

The fans who came and went suddenly caught a glimpse of the Song Emperor's scholar Swen, who looked romantic, and came up to hook up and flirt in twos and threes.

Emperor Song was able to control it at first, but then he was stirred up, and he couldn't hold it for a while, so he stepped forward and grabbed two fans left and right and walked upstairs.

The two fans were flattered, twisting the waist of the water snake while pretending to be angry, and hooked up and walked into the bead room together.