Chapter 927: Poor and Crazy, You! (Second Update)

At this time, because of the foreshadowing in front, there is a little more baggage than before, and the layers are progressively connected before and after, so that the audience can't close their mouths.

After saying that he went again at noon, accompanied by the laughter of the audience, Zhou Xing looked arrogant, and hooked his hand loudly: "The waiter is here!"

"What are you doing?" Guo Chao said in surprise.

Zhou Xing continued to gesture with his hands: "It's not you, it's not you, that fat man, that one comes here!"

Guo Chao suddenly cried and laughed: "Okay!"

The audience was happy when they heard it, their feelings were not to eat, they were really to take revenge, and listening to this and tone, it was obvious that they were looking for the waiter in the morning.

"Revenge is coming, it is. Guo Chao said speechlessly.

Zhou Xing put his hands behind his back and 'hummed': "You guys are here...... Is there a 2-foot lobster?"

Guo Chao glanced at Zhou Xing's expression, pointed at him and said to the audience: "Gritting your teeth~"

The audience laughed again.

Zhou Xing imitated the waiter's tone, bowed slightly and said, "Sir, you wait, I'll show you." โ€

Then Zhou Xing said again: "He will come back in a while." โ€

Saying that, Zhou Xing said in the tone of a waiter: "I'm sorry, there is no 2-foot ...... There is a ...... of 2 shaku 7"

"Poof!"

The audience burst into laughter.

Guo Chao continued: "Oh, it's still a little bigger." โ€

Zhou Xing was stunned, then his eyes rolled, and there was a look of disgust on his face: "Hmph! What a broken restaurant!"

"En!" Guo Chao acquainted.

Zhou Xing was still holding his hands behind his back at this time, sneering and humming: "Not even a 2-foot lobster!"

As soon as this sentence was finished, just when the audience thought that Zhou Xing was going to throw off his sleeves and leave, they heard Zhou Xing suddenly say: "Then let's have a risotto!"

"Poofโ€”"

The audience who were caught off guard all laughed after being stunned.

Guo Chao was also dumbfounded: "Hey~~~"

Saying that, Guo Chao couldn't cry or laugh, and pointed at Zhou Xing: "You also came here." โ€

Zhou Xing proudly stretched out his thumb: "Show off your might!"

Guo Chao said angrily: "What is there to show off your might?"

"A snow before the revenge!" Zhou Xing touched his face: "It seems that there is light on my face!"

Guo Chao shook his head: "You don't know what to think." โ€

Zhou Xing waved his hand and returned to the topic again: "I'm thinking about it wherever I go, and I'm going to be happy wherever I go." โ€

As he spoke, Zhou Xing smashed his palm with his fist, looking like he hated himself for not being angry: "I'm not happy, who am I worthy of!"

Guo Chao asked, "Do you still want this?"

Zhou Xingdao: "Rush into the hotel, pick up the menu, 'swoop', what's more expensive!"

While speaking, Zhou Xing had exaggerated body movements, and when he finished speaking, he still looked angry, and what was written on his face was that the world was unfair to me.

Guo Chao was surprised and asked, "Are you rich?"

Zhou Xing was still flipping through the menu, and said casually: "That's it, if you have money or not, you have this meaning first!"

"I've turned over several articles, let's just look at the last staple food!"

As he spoke, Zhou Xing also made a gesture of raising the menu above his head to look at it carefully.

And this sentence made the audience laugh again, Guo Chao immediately waved his hand, and said angrily: "Hey, don't order!"

At this time, Zhou Xing pointed to the 'menu' and said, "This, shark fin fried rice!"

Guo Chao continued: "It's not cheap. โ€

Zhou Xing stretched out his hand and made an 'eight' gesture: "Eighty!"

When Guo Degang said forty when he was acting before, Zhou Xing thought about the current price, so he doubled it, so as not to detach from reality.

As he spoke, Zhou Xingyi waved his hand: "Go, fry!

Again to regain the previous swagger.

"Ordered this. Guo Chao said.

"The work will come in a moment. โ€

Zhou Xing made a gesture of serving the plate, put it in front of him, and then picked up the folding fan on the table and played with chopsticks, and pulled it there, saying while pulling: "Look! I haven't found shark fin for a long time!"

"Huh?" Guo Chao was stunned.

Zhou Xing put down the folding fan, raised his head and shouted to the side: "This cook called me!"

Then Zhou Xing played the role of a cook, shyly and loudly said, "What's the matter?"

Zhou Xing raised his eyes and glared: "I asked for a plate of shark fin fried rice, and I changed three pairs of chopsticks and didn't find shark fin, you tell me, where is the shark fin?"

Zhou Xing played the cook again, and said in a disdainful voice: "My name is shark fin!"

"Hey!" Guo Chao flicked his sleeves, his face speechless.

And the audience in the audience all laughed when they came back to their senses.

This stalk was used in Zhou Xing's previous life, and Song Xiaobao's sketches after his debut, but they were replaced with sea cucumber fried noodles, all of which were the same, but no one had heard of them here, so they naturally felt very happy.

"Huh~~~" In an instant, a coaxing voice broke out in the audience.

Guo Chao also laughed at this time: "Okay, his fried rice." โ€

Zhou Xing still held the tone of the cook, and stretched out his finger to point: "Do you have any opinions on my fried rice?"

The audience thought that Zhou Xing would be furious, but Zhou Xing turned around, looked at it in a daze, and in the next second, his face was full of smiles, he bowed ninety degrees, stretched out his hands to shake hands, and said with a smile:

"Hehe, this ...... Hehe, I'm glad I'm going to ......."

The contrast between the front and the back made the audience happy again, and Guo Chao on the side said with a look of hatred: "Hey, this is not ashamed......"

After exposing this, Zhou Xing stood up straight, and there was an aggrieved cry on his face: "I don't have a taste in my heart, I ......"

"I walked out into the street and I thought to myself...... I ...... in my heart" Zhou Xing said not only aggrieved, but also full of entanglement: "My heart is churning, I ......"

"Why?" Zhou Xing asked with a bitter face.

Guo Chao pointed at Zhou Xing on the side, pouted, and said, "It's still a competition." โ€

"I feel uncomfortable...... Zhou Xing said depressedly.

Saying that, Zhou Xing suddenly became sad and angry: "Walking, walking, bullying me!"

"What's wrong?" Guo Chao said curiously.

Zhou Xing gestured and said, "There is a big Ben by the side!"

Guo Chao: "The car?"

Zhou Xing waved his hand: "'Pong' will pass in one go! The rain under the first day, the ground is full of water, make me whole!"

"This is a bit unusual!" Guo Chao continued.

"That's right!" Zhou Xing said: "Supposedly, he should stop the car and come over to apologize to me!"

"Well, that's right. Guo Chao nodded in agreement.

Zhou Xing continued: "Give me a ...... of 30 million or 50 million."

Guo Chao in front of him still echoed, and when he heard this, his eyes suddenly widened: "Poor crazy, you!"

"Poof!"

The audience burst into laughter again, laughing one by one offstage, not only in the theater, but also in the backstage, and they couldn't close their mouths and lean back.

Zhou Xing was stunned, and then said, "It should be......"

Guo Chao said angrily: "What should be? No matter how much compensation is made, I won't lose so much ......."

The audience hadn't stopped laughing just now, but now they looked at Zhou Xing's wilted and unbelievable appearance, and they were happy again.

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Thank you all for your support, the next chapter is at five p.m.