Zhou Xing was still indignant there: "This person has no humanity!"

Guo Chao: "Okay~ All of a sudden, there is no humanity!"

Zhou Xing gritted his teeth and said: "I hate it~~~"

Saying that, Zhou Xing made a gesture of picking up something from the ground: "I copied a brick and rushed up!"

"Hit someone?" Guo Chao was dumbfounded.

Zhou Xing held the brick in his hand, and said angrily: "Ho! Didn't I teach you five stresses and four beauties when I bought a car?

Guo Chao couldn't cry or laugh: "Why do you teach that thing?"

Zhou Xing was still chattering there: "Aren't you just one more cover than a tricycle?"

The audience laughed again, Guo Chao was also amused, waved his hand and said, "There is no such comparison." ”

Zhou Xing continued: "Just like you, do you have a grade when you drive a good car?

Guo Chao immediately said: "Huo!

Zhou Xing said at this time: "Ah, what did Sage Kong teach us?"

The audience was stunned, what is the matter with Confucius?

Guo Chao was also curious: "What did you say?"

Zhou Xing immediately shouted, "Sun Tzu (zei)!"

Guo Chao was stunned for a moment, and then said speechlessly: "Ah! Sage Kong also let you take you to the ditch?"

The audience laughed!

Zhou Xing nodded: "Well, I am a jealous and hateful person." ”

Hearing this upside-down answer, the audience laughed even louder.

Guo Chao smiled bitterly: "Then you can't scold others." ”

"I can't tolerate you like this!huh?

Zhou Xing said, picking up the 'bricks' of the operation, and a hideous look of evil appeared on his face: "I" unloaded "him and me!"

"You're breaking the law like this!" Guo Chao pointed at Zhou Xing and said earnestly.

Zhou Xing's face turned wilted at this time: "Besides, I didn't catch up, but as a result, two policemen came out!"

Learn the tone of the police: "Stop!"

Guo Chao was taken aback: "Huo!"

Zhou Xing pointed forward with his hand in a stern tone: "What are you ~ doing?"

After finishing speaking, Zhou Xing turned his head again, played back to himself, and said with a humble heart while holding a brick in one hand: "...... shopping"

One person played two roles, Zhou Xing turned his head again, looked up and down, and repeated to himself: "Shopping?"

After speaking, Zhou Xing shouted again: "ID card, temporary residence card, take it out!"

Guo Chao said angrily: "It's okay now, I'll catch you." ”

Zhou Xing craned his waist and smiled: "Uncle Police~"

As soon as he said this, Guo Chao pinched Zhou Xing's face: "How old are you, and you are still called uncle?"

The audience was happy again, and Zhou Xing knocked off Guo Chao's hand: "I hate it!"

"Hahahaha!" The audience was even happier.

Then, Zhou Xing turned his face again and said with a flattering smile: "Uncle policeman, I'm a local." ”

After finishing speaking, he turned his face again, and sternly stretched out his hand and pointed: "Do you see any locals shopping with slabs and bricks?"

Guo Chao was stunned for a moment, and then shouted: "This outsider is not wow?"

"Hahahaha", the audience laughed even louder.

Zhou Xing continued to say sternly: "Say!

Then Zhou Xing touched his body: "Can ...... But I didn't bring anything......"

At this moment, Zhou Xing suddenly raised his eyes and laughed: "I'm in a hurry, look up, I'm happy......"

Guo Chao was curious: "What's wrong?"

"Got to see my girlfriend. Zhou Xing said with a smile.

Guo Chao immediately said: "That feeling is good!"

But Zhou Xing didn't enjoy anymore and said: "She also saw me, and rushed over with a few big mouths, which made me dizzy, and even the police were dumbfounded." ”

Guo Chao was surprised: "Why?"

Zhou Xing said depressedly: "Yes, why? I don't understand." ”

Then Zhou Xing said: "After the fight, she said, you have been wandering outside for three days, and I have been looking for you for three days, these three slaps are your punishment, and you can take my two hundred yuan and forget it, from now on, we will clear up, each go our own way, don't bother me anymore, I won't look for you!"

After finishing speaking, Zhou Xing cried with a sad face.

"Huo, you're missing! If I do, I'll have to kick you, it's too unreliable!" Guo Chao said speechlessly.

At this time, Guo Chao's eyes rolled, and he suddenly said: "The money for you to eat morning tea, the money for refueling, and the eighty yuan shark fin fried rice, won't it be two hundred yuan?"

Zhou Xing sneered: "Yes......"

Guo Chao suddenly glared: "I deserve it!"

The audience burst into laughter.

"Hey!" Zhou Xing slapped his thigh: "Don't leave yet, prove it to me, I'm a local!"

Guo Chao looked like he hated iron but not steel: "When is it, you don't want to redeem it, and you still pay attention to this!"

The audience was rejoicing again.

In fact, in the original version of Guo Degang's cross talk, this paragraph is about a girlfriend who is here and holding her boyfriend, and the girlfriend's name is even more ironic, with the compound surname Shui Xing, named Yang Hua.

In it, Guo Degang said, "You didn't answer my call, why did you go, I haven't believed it for two months", and Yang Hua directly said, "Let's say goodbye", which is equivalent to kicking him, and then Guo Degang asked who this man was, Yang Hua did not shy away from saying "This is my boyfriend".

At that time, the audience thought that Guo Degang would be mad, but he smiled again and said, "Oh, hello, hello, senior", which caught the audience off guard.

But Zhou Xing didn't dare to say it in this paragraph, it was too ironic, even if it was a performance, otherwise Zhu La would have to give Zhou Xing a gelding.

And if it gets into the ears of Zhu Fangdong, Jiao Shuiyun, or even Jiao Lao, Zhou Xing's fate will not be much better, even if they don't pay attention to these, but the Peng family, who has been paying attention to themselves, will not let go of such a good opportunity.

So I thought about it again and again, although this section is good, but it can't be used to kill.

"Although she kicked me, but fortunately, when she left, it still proved that I was a local, and it was considered to save my life, and when I left, I said, I wish you happiness. ”

Guo Chao immediately answered: "As long as I don't stay with you, people will be happy." ”

"Poofha!"

The audience burst into laughter.

Zhou Xing raised his eyes and glared at Guo Chao, and then said indignantly: "That policeman also has a knife on his mouth, just like you said, I was so angry that I almost didn't carry a brick to find him desperately!"

"How dare you. Guo Chao said with a smile.

Zhou Xing sighed: "Yes, I don't dare, but I also want to be happy......"

Guo Chao stretched out his hand and pointed to his feet: "Happiness has to be fought for by yourself, not someone like you who has no match, even takes your girlfriend's money, and you can't find anyone for three days, if people like you are happy, then this world is not very good." ”

Zhou Xingyi pushed Guo Chao: "How do you speak!"

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