66. Liquor Order (I)

It is said that "nothing more than three". Zhang Yuanheng was hit three times in a day, even the iron man couldn't stand it, his mentality completely collapsed, he didn't even eat dinner when he returned to the dormitory, he lay on the bed without saying a word, stared at the ceiling with wide eyes, and was so frightened that Jiang Shuiyuan and the other three brothers were thinking about whether to go to another house for a night at night.

Fortunately, the night was uneventful. The sun rose the next day, and it was a new day.

With yesterday afternoon's release, today is destined to be full. No matter how decadent Zhang Yuanheng is, he has to get up and go to the classroom to respond. Jiang Shuiyuan also gathered his spirits, washed up, and prepared to meet the challenges of the new day.

Although Jiang Shuiyuan had also attended lectures at Jingshi University before, it was an audit, and it was not as legitimate as it is now. And last time I listened to the class of the Department of Mathematics, this time the course is much richer, what "Underwater Archaeology and Underwater Archaeological Detection Technology", "Self-Awareness and Emotional Management", "Comparison of Chinese and Western Civilizations", "Introduction to Visual Science", listening to it is very emotional, which also makes him full of expectations.

Jiang Shuiyuan arrived relatively early, and there were only a few people in the classroom. He found a seat in the back of the classroom, took out Privalov's "Introduction to Complex Variables" and wanted to read a few pages, and then the conversation between the two in front of him came to his ears clearly:

"What do you think this morning's Introduction to Folklore will talk about?"

"Who knows? But it's only two class hours, at most, a general introduction to the history of the discipline, the scope of research, the main schools, famous scholars, classic works, etc., so that we can open our eyes, and it will definitely not be too profound. ”

"That's right. I was running laps on the playground this morning, and I saw a person in my class munching on a copy of "Principles of Folklore". If I hadn't come to this workshop, I probably wouldn't have known that there is a discipline called folklore in the world. ”

"The cover of the book is blue?"

"yes, you saw that too?"

"Well, I read it. Lanpi's "Principles of Folklore" was written by Wang Dawei, and the level is very average, if you really want to read it, I recommend the one written by Wu Yi'an, or directly read the "Introduction to Folklore" edited by Mr. Zhong Xingwu, the father of Chinese folklore. It is said that the person who taught us today is Mr. Zhong's closed disciple, and the number of academic paths should be very similar. ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦β€

"Hey, why don't you speak?"

"You die far away, I don't want to talk to you!"

Jiang Shuiyuan smiled when he heard it. Yesterday, he also went to the library of Jingshi University to look through the books related to the classes in the past few days, not to show off, but to see what the content of each course has, so as not to listen to the books of heaven during the class. These include the three folklore textbooks mentioned by the person in the front row.

"Why are you smiling so happily??," Hu Peiwei walked in and sat down next to Jiang Shuiyuan, "The key is to laugh at math, how low your laughter is!"

Jiang Shuiyuan teased: "I can't help but see beautiful women." ”

If it weren't for your Sister Hu, I knew you well, and I had a little determination, I would definitely be coaxed by you. Tell me, how many little girls have you harmed in your Huai'an Mansion?"

"Guess. ”

"Do you still need to guess? One of the little girls in your Huai'an Mansion is counted as one, and anyone with normal hobbies and orientations should undoubtedly be victims!"

"It's thanks to the fact that you chose a creature, not a law, otherwise with your logical reasoning ability, how many people will be unjustly killed in the future?"

Soon the class bell rang. With the ringing of the bell, a sturdy middle-aged man walked in, I don't know if he was born plateau red, or if he drank wine in the morning, and the two red flowers on his cheeks were eye-catching. What's even more strange is that he didn't hold the textbook in his hand, but carried a porcelain bottle of wine and a stack of paper cups, went to the podium and went straight to the point: "My name is Xiao Xian, and today I will give you "Introduction to Folklore". It's up to me not because of how high my level is,β€”β€” of course, my level is not high, but because I happen to be more idle. Who asked me to call Xiao Xian?"

Everyone chuckled a few times.

Xiao Xian continued: "We only have two class hours in total, and we can't say too much. I plan to arrange it in this way, in the first class, we will mainly talk about what folklore is, so that you can have a general understanding of folklore. In the second class, we will have an internship to let everyone have a perceptual understanding of folklore. First of all, let me introduce you to what folklore ......"

Xiao Xian spoke eloquently, speaking in simple terms, and even ordinary junior high school students could probably understand it. For example, Jiang Shuiyuan has read several reference books, and he will know that his simplicity comes from his in-depth understanding and integration of folklore, so he can be familiar with it, not annoying, and every sentence is to the point. It's not like some cultural stars, it sounds quite lively, and if you think about it carefully, it's all Internet jokes and clichΓ©s, which is no different from an improved version of stand-up comedy.

Jiang Shuiyuan couldn't help but nod secretly: Jingshi University is worthy of being the highest university! Judging from the breadth and depth of the courses offered alone, I am afraid that other colleges and universities cannot reach it. And if the general education class is so wonderful, it may not be possible to hear it in a different place. Even if you can hear it, it will definitely not be as incisive as the teacher of Jingshi University!

What's more, sitting in the classroom of Jingshi University and listening to the lectures is a great spiritual pleasure in itself.

Xiao Xian time grasped it very accurately, and the first class happened to introduce the basic concepts of folklore and folklore, the social function of folklore, and the development of folklore. In the second class, he ordered everyone to set up the desks in the classroom in a square shape, and everyone sat around, and then he sat down on the main seat: "Do you know what my doctoral dissertation is about? I specialize in the study of wine culture! The Chinese civilization has a long history of 4,000 years!"

Wine or culture?

Jiang Shuiyuan felt that his head began to ache faintly.

Xiao Xian was very satisfied with everyone's shocked expressions: "Some students may ask, what is the relationship between wine and folklore? Let me tell you, the relationship is great! Winemaking involves material production, folk customs, folk science and technology, drinking involves festival folk customs and life etiquette, banquet seating involves social organization and folk customs, and drinking orders involve folk language, folk oral literature, and folk games and entertainment. The word 'wine' encompasses all aspects of folklore. Therefore, our folklore internship today is based on drinking. ”

As he spoke, he opened the bottle, and the smell of wine suddenly wafted through the classroom. He closed his eyes and took a deep breath, and it took a long time before he slowly spit out: "Students, you have a good mouth! This is a 30-year-old fine Moutai wine, others gave it to me, I have never been willing to drink it, and today it is all cheaper for you!"

Jiang Shuiyuan shrugged: But I don't want to take advantage!

Hu Peiwei said with a smile: "If I knew that there was such a good thing, I should have let Wei Ye come to ensure that she could sweep the audience and beat the crowd!"

Xiao Xian ignored everyone's whispered discussions, and then said: "Of course, pure drinking is only for a drunk, then it is no different from a cow chewing peonies, the key to drinking is to drink taste, drink lively, and drink fun." Therefore, since the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, drinking has had a tradition of singing poems and impromptu songs. According to the "Biography of the Zuo Family in the Spring and Autumn Period", in the twelfth year of the Zhao Dynasty, the Duke of Qi Jing went to the State of Qi to congratulate the heir of the Jin State on his accession to the throne. The widow is in this, and he is the division of the princes. Qi Jinggong then sang: "There is wine like a mulch, and meat is like a tomb." The widow is in this, and the king is prosperous. It can be regarded as a precedent for the liquor order. By the time of the Han Dynasty, the name of 'Wine Order' had appeared in Liu Xiang's "Shuo Yuan". Today, there are fewer drinks and more people, and everyone is handsome again, which is suitable for drinking!"

Someone asked, "Is this one of the assessments in the workshop?"

Xiao Xian smiled: "Of course, it is one of the assessments! Drinking internship is a learning assessment." The on-the-spot order is a knowledge assessment. Drunken demeanor is a character assessment. The Zhuangzi Lieyu Kou chapter mentions the 'Nine Signs' method of identifying talents, one of which is 'drunk and drunk and observing its rules'. If there's anyone among you who doesn't want to take it, then I don't want to take credit for this course!"

https:

Genius one second to remember the address of this site:. Mobile version reading URL: m.