I don't know if Xiao Xian is alarmist or well-founded, but no one dares to joke about his own learning.

Jiang Shuiyuan did not dare. But he made up his mind not to drink, and he couldn't just say the day before yesterday, "It's starving to death, dying outside, jumping from here, and I won't eat anything from you," and today he said "It's really fragrant," right?

Xiao Xian said: "Of course there are rules! Before announcing the rules, let me ask you, are there any of you who can't drink alcohol? It's the kind that gets unconscious, foaming at the mouth, or throat edema, and difficulty breathing when you get a little alcohol...... You are free to take as much as you need. As he spoke, he pulled something out of his pocket and quickly piled it up on the desk in front of him.

Everyone looked left and right, but no one stepped forward.

Xiao Xian then asked, "Then do any of you not know what the liquor order is?"

Everyone looked around again and around, but still no one stood up.

Xiao Xian nodded with satisfaction: "Very good! If any of you dare to stand up, I am ready to punish him." Why? Because he must not have seen "Dream of Red Mansions", shouldn't he be punished? Since everyone knows about the liquor order, let me talk about our rules for today: First, everyone takes turns to answer the questions, and after the questions are solved, they answer the questions by themselves as demonstrations, and then everyone takes turns answering the questions in counterclockwise order. We are short of time, and if you don't answer within 10 seconds after your turn or answer incorrectly, you will be punished with a glass of wine. ”

The answer time is only 10 seconds, and it seems that you have to be careful. Jiang Shuiyuan quietly put the "Introduction to Complex Variable Functions" on the table into his school bag.

Xiao Xian said: "Secondly, if no one else answers the question, the questioner will be fined three glasses of wine." This is to prevent someone from deliberately going off topic and making it difficult for everyone.

Thirdly, if all the others answered the question, the questioner would also be fined three glasses of wine. I know that all of you are geniuses, you have very flexible brains, and you have read a lot of books, and if you don't stipulate that you are dead, you will definitely make some kind of trouble! I remember when I first taught a seminar, I had no experience, so I planted this one. They came up with a title called 'Flying Flower Order,' but after dozens of turns in one class, I was stunned that I didn't drink a glass of wine! ”

Jiang Shuiyuan said in his heart: I don't dare to say anything else, if I play the Flying Flower Order, I can really maintain dozens of laps of undefeated!

Xiao Xian finally said: "In the process of the order, it is not allowed to surf the Internet, look at mobile phones, flip through information, exchange ears, and communicate with each other. If there are any special circumstances, I will make other provisions. There is a saying that 'the wine order is as great as the military order, no matter whether you are honorable or humble, only I am the master', and I, as the commander, drink a glass of wine first. As he spoke, he poured out a glass of wine from the porcelain bottle containing two or three catties of wine, and saw that the wine was golden and translucent, and the wine seemed to be viscous like honey water. Even if you don't like to drink like a river source, you can't help but talk about it.

Xiao Xian picked up the paper cup: "Good wine should be tasted slowly." I won't delay your time, and the little handsome guy on my right hand will answer the question. Let's go!"

The boy on his left was already eager to try, and immediately said aloud when he heard the words: "My wine order is called the Pattern Renovation Order, which is to say one word first, and then replace part of this word with an idiom and change it into another word." For example, the word "play" in "playing" and "changing the day" becomes the word "spring". Please!"

Jiang Shuiyuan knew in his heart: this pattern renovation order, also known as "one word for half a synthetic word into a word order", is one of the commonly used wine orders on the ancient wine table, in the Qing Dynasty Zhang Chao's "Wine Order", Yang Shiyuan's "Supplement to the Painting Fangyuan Wine Order" are recorded. The topic is not difficult, the key is to be a little quick. Especially the people next to him, it is easy to be punished for drinking in a hurry.

Sure enough, the first person was stuck.

Xiao Xian smiled happier than anyone else, and joked while pouring wine: "Little brother, do you really not know, or do you want to trick me into drinking?"

The one could also see it, and responded with a smile: "This is called drinking a thousand cups of confidants and not speculating for more than half a sentence!"

With the first person as a buffer, the others had plenty of time to think, and most of them answered: "The 'sand' of 'sand' and 'stone' becomes the word 'banknote'." ”

"The 'toon' of 'toon', 'spring to autumn' into the word 'catalpa'"

"The 'arm' of 'arm', 'flying soil and flesh' into the word 'wall'!"

……

Jiang Shuiyuan is on the right side of the "cage" of 'shroud', and 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' becomes the word '箎'", and it is easy to pass the test. And Hu Peiwei used "the '簏' of 'Shu 簏', 'referring to the deer as a horse' into the word 'Du'", which is also effortless.

The first round ended quickly, and only two or three people were punished for drinking, which made Xiao Xian very dissatisfied: "The efficiency is too low! If this continues, when will you be able to drink this pot of wine? Don't you see that many students' eyes are as wide as gongs, waiting to drink in anticipation? From the next game, no matter how simple it is, I will give you a simple credit!"

Everyone was in a state of confusion: Please, which eye did you see that we wanted to drink?

However, when I came to the workshop, everyone was aware of the survival of the fittest and the survival of the fittest, so no one stood up to question it. Next, the second questioner is obviously much more cruel: "My wine order is called the "Four Books" 'wine' word order, that is, everyone says a sentence in the "Four Books", and the word 'wine' must be in the sentence, for example: "Mencius" 'If a good person comes out, he must eat wine and meat and then turn back'. Please!"

Xiao Xian was suddenly overjoyed: "That's right! It's difficult, and it's to the point, the wine order must be issued like this to be qualified!"

Jiang Shuiyuan couldn't help but want to praise the questioner: this question is not only difficult, but also very level. The level is reflected in the fact that it is a giant pit!

As we all know, the Four Books refer to the Analects, Mencius, the Mean, and the University. However, when it comes to the word "wine", it only appears 6 times in the Analects and 10 times in Mencius, and does not appear in the Zhongyong or the University. It is said that there are only 15 people in the Boko A class, and one person said that there is still a surplus, which is not a problem at all.

The most deceitful is here!

In fact, there are two sentences in Mencius that are repeated, including the author's statement that "a good man must eat wine and meat and then turn back" and "there must be wine and meat". In other words, there are actually only 14 sentences containing "wine", and if 15 people answer it, someone is destined to be pitted! And the one who doesn't know it's the pit - uh, he doesn't even know where the pit is, so how can he care?

So, this question is a rowing boat!

Sure enough, a large number of people, except for a few who knew the common "wine and food, gentleman's food", "not sleepy for wine", "only the wine is immeasurable", and "the villagers drank", were all poured with wine. What surprised Jiang Shuiyuan was that Hu Peiwei actually knew the sentence "Those who want to have wine and eat rice will take it" in "Mencius". It seems that Xiao Nizi is deeply hidden!

After the chaotic staggering, the third person came up with the question: "My topic is simple, that is, each person recites a seven-character Tang poem in order, and requires the poem to contain its own serial number. For example, if I am the first, I can say, 'A line of egrets in the sky'. Please continue!"

Jiang Shuiyuan knew in his heart when he heard it: this kind of "Tang Poetry Flying Words" appeared in Chen Sen's "Tasting Flowers and Treasures" in the Qing Dynasty, but it was easy. Having said that, it seems that Tang Shi's wine order should not be too difficult for him.

As soon as he thought so, he heard Xiao Xian say: "Friendly reminder to everyone here, it is said that there is a student in your class who can memorize "All Tang Poems"!

Huh? Am I being targeted?