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Fang Zheng was not tempted at all, and said disapprerovitically: "However, I can't go, it's useless to envy the fish in Linyuan, it's better to do a good job in front of you down-to-earth, by the way, are you ticking this word or not" Fang Zheng asked differently from the topic.

This is Fang Zheng, he will not be blind to the master, indulge in fantasy, the most real in front of him! Look at the past, he can check his own mistakes, and do a good job in the present, he can grasp the future. Looking at the mountains in the distance on tiptoe, you will never reach the top of the mountain in your life......

After the patient explanation of the red boy, Fang Zheng finally understood how to practice this qi practice, and at night, Fang Zheng sat cross-legged on the bed and adjusted his breathing......

The next day, when the sky was slightly bright, Fang Zheng got up and woke up the monkey, the red boy and the others.

The red boy rubbed his eyes and asked, "Master, what are you doing early in the morning?"

"Don't do anything, I'm going to take you down the mountain for the teacher, of course, if you don't want to go, you can stay on the mountain. "Founder Road.

"Go!" the red boy immediately came to his senses as soon as he heard that he could go down the mountain.

"Then hurry up and prepare. Fang Zheng smiled.

So the red boy hurriedly ran back, washed and washed and then came out in good spirits, and the little blue monk's clothes were worn on him, looking particularly energetic.

The monkey followed Fang Zheng, the squirrel holding a nut for breakfast, and the lone wolf on it, even if it was ready.

Seeing that everyone was ready, Fang Zheng waved his hand and went down the mountain collectively.

"Master, what's the matter with going down the mountain today?" asked the squirrel, curiously baby.

"Today's festival, for the teacher to take you to experience the festival of the world. Fang Zheng said seriously, but there was a bad smile in his eyes.

"Master, didn't you say that today is Valentine's Day, it has nothing to do with us, now go down the mountain, do you want to abuse the dog" The red boy goes online every day, and naturally knows more things.

But there are people who never go online, for example......

"What are you doing with me," the lone wolf asked cutely.

Fangzheng, Red Child: "......"

Fang Zheng pulled back the topic and said: "Entering the WTO is also practice, let's go to hell today and experience the feeling of abusing dogs...... Hey......"

The squirrel is cute, I don't understand what it means, and the lone wolf doesn't understand, but I always feel that the chrysanthemum is tight, and I feel like I'm going to be abused. The monkey doesn't care, just follow the master, just learn, and at the same time secretly memorize every word and deed below, and then follow along. The red boy looks like this, but he doesn't care!

But is that really the case?

After going down the mountain, it was just dawn, and Fang Zheng saw Wang Yougui coming out on a motorcycle, with a big cardboard box on the back seat of the car.

"Lord Wang, it's early. Fang Zheng stepped forward and saluted.

Wang Yougui laughed and said: "Abbot Fangzheng, morning, what kind of wind has blown you all down the mountain today." ”

Fang Zheng smiled: "Xiangfeng, donor, I went out so early and bought something good and came back."

Wang Yougui's old face flushed, and he smiled: "Isn't it a festival today, I bought some gifts for my family, and I also learn from young people, romantic and romantic......"

Fang Zheng leaned over to take a look, and immediately smiled, the big box actually contained a large bouquet of roses, and put his hands together and said: "Amitabha, donor, really keep pace with the times, admire and admire ......"

"Fuck off, don't tell anyone, or I won't break your legs. Wang Yougui's old face was red, the average old husband and wife in the village, it is fashionable to send some clothes, and he is definitely the first one to send roses, if it is spread out, he thinks that he will be able to make headlines in the villagers' section tomorrow.

As a result, Wang Yougui only entered the house, and he heard the ecstatic laughter of Wang Yougui's wife coming from the house, and at the same time there was a scolding: "You old thing, you are so old, you give this thing! There is no shame in losing it! Waste money, go back, go back, I don't want it! Oh, why are you kneeling?"

"Wife, it's been hard all these years!"

"You...... Bastard, it's good to know. ”

"Wife, come and kiss a ......"

……

Hearing these meaty words, Fangzheng, the lone wolf, the squirrel, and the red boy collectively shuddered, thinking about the appearance of the two people in the picture, and shivered again.

The squirrel said bitterly: "Master, why do I feel so panicked, it's weird and scary."

The lone wolf also said: "Human beings are really terrible, I am in a hurry to pee ...... this."

"Master, the apprentice should go back to the mountain. Monkey said.

Fang Zheng glanced at them, too lazy to take care of these guys, this is just the beginning, where to go

Seeing that Fang Zheng was silent, the squirrel asked curiously: "Master, that flower is so beautiful, what does it mean to send that flower?"

"Stupid, that's love, fiery love...... Forget it, I told you that you don't understand. The red boy shook his head.

As a result, the squirrel gave him a roll of his eyes and said: "Isn't it just looking for a mate, human beings are really speechless, we are looking for a mate, we are all sending pine nuts, we have enough food, and there is no uneven female squirrel." ”

The lone wolf said: "As long as we are strong enough, the she-wolf is not a group of people who look at which one to rob, it is much easier than you." ”

The monkey nodded and said, "We're about the same, but we still have to put some effort into it." ”

The red boy sneered: "Cut...... I think that back then, when I was born, my mother prepared 3,000 maids for me and 800 maids......"

Knock!

A series of chestnut bursts sounded, and Fang Zheng burst chestnuts one by one, and snorted coldly: "Don't brag, now that you are all monks, women will have nothing to do with you in the future, and no matter how much you talk about, it will be empty." Today, you're in charge of watching!"

"What are you looking at?" asked the squirrel, covering his head and teary-eyed.

Fang Zheng paused word by word, and said sonorously: "Watch others pick up girls! Show girls, show boyfriends, show feelings! Kiss me and me, pull and pull!"

"Poof!" squirted nuts from the squirrel's mouth.

The monkey clasped his hands together and said, "Master, the disciple suddenly remembered that the yard had not been swept yet, or the disciple should go back and sweep the floor." "I just watched an old version of love, and I already have goosebumps on the ground, and if I continue to watch it, the monkey thinks that he will doubt whether his heart to the Buddha is firm.

The red boy also said, "Master, I have a stomachache and want to go back to the toilet." ”

The squirrel was just about to speak, but Fang Zheng swept his eyes sideways and said first: "Jingzhen, the monks don't speak, and the teacher will give you another chance to reorganize the language, what did you just say?"

The monkey looked at Fang Zheng, who had a wicked smile on his face, and shuddered, "That...... Master, apprentices follow in your footsteps. Amitabha Buddha ......"

Fang Zheng looked at the red boy again and said with a smile: "Apprentice, it is fair to be a teacher, and it will also give you a chance to reorganize the language." ”

"Master, you go forward boldly, and the apprentice will definitely not be half a step behind!"

Fang Zheng nodded with satisfaction, looked at the squirrel with his mouth slightly open and said, "Jingkuan, what do you want to say?"