Chapter 455: Drawing Lots [Asking for Subscription]
"I ...... That one...... I ......" The squirrel hesitated, his little eyes rolled slightly, the two brothers had surrendered, he decisively gave up his insistence, and said: "I want to say, what the master said is right!"
"Good boy, Jingfa, do you have any opinions?" asked Fang Zheng.
The lone wolf smiled and said, "When you go down the mountain, you will abuse the dog, and I am mentally prepared." I don't care!" the lone wolf raised his head proudly, looking like he was going to the soup and the fire.
In this case, Fang Zheng waved his hand and went back to the mountain!
"Uh, Master, are you going back?" asked the squirrel with a little excitement on his face, he was naturally happy that he didn't have to be abused.
Fang Zheng smiled and said, "Yes, go back, just got up in the morning for a routine walk, let you feel the small atmosphere of the village, what are you going to ......?"
"What's next?" asked the squirrel, "Is it time to eat?"
"......Eat?"
Not long after, a group of people stood at the gate, and the lone wolf said with a crying voice: "Master, I think, let's bring enough rations before going in?"
After the last time I was hungry, the lone wolf was really scared.
"What do you say? There is a teacher, can you still be hungry?" Fang Zheng said.
"No, I'm afraid of starvation......" The lone wolf whispered.
Boom!
"Whew......"
In the end, Fang Zheng led a group of protesting apprentices into the Wuxiang Gate.
However......
"Ding! Wuxiangmen can enter up to two lifeforms at a time, you are overcrowded, and Wuxiangmen is on strike. The system said suddenly.
Fang Zheng was stunned for a moment, and said bitterly: "This means that we can't travel collectively?"
"You can upgrade the Phaseless Gate, but this ...... Need some money. The system said.
"How much?" Fang Zheng asked.
"For a minimum of a million, for a million you can buy a sliding door that three people can ride on, how about it? Isn't it very affordable? You know, a lot of people are willing to spend a hundred trillion on this thing. "The system looks like a child.
Fang Zheng sighed: "No money!"
Thereupon......
"Master, I think I'm still going to take care of the house. Red Boy was the first to shout.
"Master, you see, I don't know how many days I have been out this time, and someone has to clean the temple. I'll stay......" Monkey said.
"Master, our temple has something now, so we have to guard against thieves, right? As the first protector of this temple, I have an unshirkable responsibility. The lone wolf barked.
"Master......" The squirrel reacted slowly, and found that he was preempted by his senior brother, and he was immediately anxious, and his brain didn't think about it, so he shouted at the top of his voice, and then sadly found that he didn't know what to say!
Fang Zheng looked at the squirrel who was in a panic, shook his head helplessly and said, "Forget it, don't say it, let's catch lots, catch the shortest one and follow the teacher." ”
When everyone heard this, they immediately became nervous, but when they thought that the probability of going out was only one in four, their minds suddenly became active again.
I made four thin threads, tore them off casually, and then put them in my hands, revealing a thread and said, "Okay, you can catch it." ”
Squirrels look at this, look at that, and don't know which one to catch.
The red boy's eyes rolled, he had just noticed Fang Zheng's actions, and he already had a plan in his heart, so he grabbed a thread and said, "Master, I want this!"
Fang Zheng nodded and asked him to pull out, and everyone saw that the good guy was two palms long!
The red boy suddenly laughed: "It's so long, it seems that I don't have to go." Senior brothers, you guys go all the way, what do you see, don't cry, hehe......"
Seeing the appearance of this guy's villain, the monkey, squirrel, and lone wolf have a sad face, such a long line, it's over, the probability of them going out must have increased to one-third!
The monkey proclaimed a Buddha name: "Amitabha, Buddha bless, let it be." ”
The red boy smiled and said, "Senior brother, it's useless to ask the Buddha at this time, the important thing is here." After the red boy finished speaking, he pointed to his head, which means that I am the smartest, I know how to peep, you are not smart, you are stupid.
The monkey didn't say a word, and continued to pull the thread, but it became longer and longer, and finally it was a meter long!
"What?!" the red boy was about to fall to the ground, look at the thin thread in his hand, and then look at the thread in the monkey's hand......
The monkey smiled and said, "Senior brother, it turns out that it still works to ask the Buddha." Amitabha, thank you Buddha for your blessing. ”
The red boy clicked his lips and said, "You are lucky......"
"The Buddha blesses the disciple to take a long one, too! The disciple will kowtow to you!" At this time, the squirrel's eyes rolled, he came back to his senses, knelt on the ground, and kowtowed three times to the Buddha hall.
The red boy pursed his lips and said, "Stupid...... I really believe that the Buddha will bless you, but you don't understand, the spirit of our temple is not the Buddha, but the people!"
The squirrel closed his eyes and chose a thread and pulled it......
"One slap long, two slaps long...... Oh my God, it's one meter! And it's two meters! I'm Cao! It's three meters!"
The squirrel himself was stunned, and then said in ecstasy: "Thank you Buddha, I will burn incense every day and night, and clean it for you every day, haha......"
The red child's face is called a red, a monkey slap, a squirrel a slap, and it hurts!
The red boy looked at the lone wolf pitifully and said, "Senior brother, it's your turn." ”
The lone wolf said, "I'm done pumping." ”
"Uh, when did you smoke it?" asked Red Boy.
"When my junior brother smoked, I smoked, and you all watched him go, but no one looked at me. The lone wolf said.
"How long is yours?" asked Red Boy.
The lone wolf grinned suddenly.
Red Boy had a bad premonition, and the result was ......
The lone wolf's mouth opened, spit out a ball of thread, and said, "It's not long, it's shorter than the net width." It should be longer than yours, though!"
"Poof!"
The red boy almost vomited blood, his old face was red, and he wanted to give himself two slaps in the mouth, these slaps hurt!
"Okay, apprentice, let's go, and take you to see the world for the teacher. Fang Zheng said with a smile, and the red boy felt panicked no matter how he heard it......
However, it was useless to say anything, and he was still pulled by Fang Zheng towards the Wuxiang Gate!
Fang Zheng said in a low voice: "Stupid, the mission of Wuxiangmen is to save good people from suffering, and most of them can't abuse you." But it's hard to say if you stay in the mountains......"
The red boy was stunned for a moment, and then thought about it carefully, it seemed that this was really the case! Then he said in ecstasy: "I see, haha!"
When the two of them walked into the Wuxiang Gate, they vaguely heard someone shouting: "Long hair is so heavy?"
Hair?
"What do you mean?" Fang Zheng and Red Boy stood on the side of the street, looking at each other, not understanding at all!