Although the current ratings are only slightly higher than the previous record set by Zhou Xing on Jiangnan Satellite TV, it has only been two minutes, according to the time when Zhou Xing and them were rehearsing, this show is 17 minutes, and there is still a long way to go. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

What's more, Lin Xiao hasn't played yet, and at that time, with the role of red envelopes, I'm afraid the ratings will skyrocket again!

Liu Wei and Zhang Junhong's rivalry made the audience laugh from ear to ear, and they never stopped, and they also saw Zhang Junhong's power, such a mouth, no wonder Zhou Xing and they were afraid, which is a mouth, it is clearly a damaging machine!

However, Liu Wei also seemed to have been used to it for a long time, and after slowing down, he squeezed out a smile and said, "It's useless for you to squeeze me." We're fine, it's raining together, and when we get home, I'm okay, and then look at the hammer..."

Before Liu Wei finished speaking, Zhang Junhong casually continued: "Rusty?"

The audience, who had just rested for a moment, grinned again and laughed.

Liu Wei was choked for a moment, and said angrily: "Sheng... Sick!"

Saying that, Liu Wei said: "I will serve her - I will give her medicine, pour boiling water for her, scald myself, and yell at her distressed..."

Zhang Junhong waved his hand lightly: "It's okay... It's okay, you're not afraid of boiling water!"

Liu Wei was stunned for a moment, and he didn't react at first, but then he thought of something, and his face froze.

The audience laughed and applauded, and they were all about to burst out of laughter!

In Liu Wei's villa, everyone laughed loudly, counting Jiang Chuyue's loudest laughter, and he almost couldn't straighten his waist: "Hahahahaha, ouch, why is this guy so hahahaha......"

At this time, Jiang Chuyue, how could she still have the previous ridicule, but the more she watched it, the more she looked at it, the more energetic she became, after all, this kind of joke is suitable for watching without a brain, the more like this, the more you can be amused.

Liu Wei's parents were laughing at this time, but they were helpless, although they knew that this was acting, but they felt that it was not so cool for people to make fun of themselves, especially their son.

can see everyone smiling so happily, and their unhappiness in their hearts has been relieved a little, after all, it is also a skill to make people happy.

In this way, in this contradictory mood, they laughed and watched, and they were depressed from time to time.

Liu Weiqi's face turned green, and he bent down to do it: "I'll pull out your valve core!"

Guo Chao hurriedly grabbed Liu Wei: "Hey, hey, what are you doing!"

After pulling the pouting Liu Wei aside, Guo Chao waved his hand to Zhou Xingyi behind him: "The third child... Above... on!"

Zhou Xing's positioning in the sketch is that he is in a state of confusion all the time, and when he heard Guo Chao's words, he didn't react for a while: "Ahhhh

Guo Chao waved his hand again: "Up!

Zhou Xing looked at Zhang Junhong with some embarrassment, and finally mustered up the courage and slowly moved in front of her.

Among the crowds, Zhou Xing's popularity is naturally the highest, and when he finally saw that it was his turn to appear, there was immediately a round of applause from the audience, and some people shouted loudly: "Up!

Zhou Xing bent down, leaned over with a shy face, and said with a smile in the Baodao accent: "Auntie, why are you doing this, making him a sauce purple?"

Zhang Junhong didn't look at Zhou Xing, and said in a tone that was not angry and arrogant: "Speak well!"

Zhou Xing immediately straightened his waist and said loudly: "What do you want!"

The audience burst into laughter!

Zhou Xing's appearance did not disappoint everyone, as soon as he came up, he shook off his burden, making everyone laugh non-stop, and applause followed!

Zhang Junhong glanced at Zhou Xing obliquely, and said angrily: "Among the three people, you are the most noisy, sing that song all day long, can you make some noise?"

The audience laughed again.

Zhou Xing was dissatisfied: "No, I'm practicing dolphin sound!"

Many viewers were curious: "Isn't Zhou Xing from Jiangnan, why does he speak Northeast dialect so authentically?"

Some viewers who went to the laughter workshop to watch his performance laughed: "If you listen to Zhou Xing's Beijing accent, you will know that he is more standard." ”

"Quite a hand. The audience was surprised.

The audience said nonchalantly: "For these opera actors, learning to tease and sing is a necessary skill, and dialects from all over the country can also be learned decently, which of those old artists in the past can't? It's just that now they are all impetuous, and they don't need to learn anymore, so they are rare, so Zhou Xing is prominent." ”

The man nodded, "That's just as well." ”

Despite this, I can still feel that the audience is optimistic about Zhou Xing, after all, actors who work hard and are willing to work hard can be more loved by the audience.

At this time, Zhou Xing bent down again and said to Zhang Junhong as if showing off: "Do you know what dolphin sound is?"

Zhang Junhong asked, "When you auditioned, you used the sound of your buttocks?"

The audience laughed again.

Zhou Xing said stupidly: "Let me tell you, don't insult a future superstar, okay?"

Zhang Junhong was dismissive: "You have no future!"

"I-" Zhou Xing was so choked that he couldn't refute.

And Zhang Junhong continued: "The best result in your draft is 5,000 into 4,009, and people give you the nickname - Eliminate Lang!"

"Hahaha!"

The audience burst into laughter and applauded loudly again!

Now that Huaxia TV programs have entered the normal state of pan-entertainment, various talent shows are emerging in endlessly, and this line also makes everyone laugh, and they can't help but think of those who have little strength, but have repeatedly participated in various auditions.

These guys are like this, most of them were swept down before they even entered the audition, but they bragged to the outside world, how many competitions they participated in, how many stars they met, and they were happy to show off and take photos.

Zhang Junhong's 'exaggerated' statement resonated with the audience.

Zhou Xing was a little furious, and said angrily: "No... Who is the elimination lang? I have a stage name!"

As he spoke, Zhou Xing asked, "Do you know the March flowers?"

In the original sketch, Dapeng is talking about Mayday, and this world naturally does not have this combination, but there are March flowers.

Marchflower is a girl group, with a bright and fashionable style, coupled with their dance, they have gained a lot of fans, they have been famous for nearly ten years, and now they are also first-line stars, but they are just the rank of the group, if they are subdivided into individuals, there is no such level.

March flowers, two meanings, one is the brightness of March flowers, and the other is the three of them.

Zhang Junhong nodded and said lightly, "Hmm." ”

Only then did Zhou Xing become proud: "My name is June Xue!"

Zhang Junhong continued almost without thinking: "Ouch, I wronged you!"

Some of the audience burst out laughing again.

Zhou Xing hurriedly shook his head: "I'm not wronged, I have fans now!"

Zhang Junhong glanced at Guo Chao and the two on the side: "Isn't it just the two of them!"

Hearing Zhang Junhong's words, Guo Chao and Liu Wei immediately raised their hands in cooperation, and laughed proudly while waving.

Zhou Xing said disdainfully: "They are not worthy!"

Guo Chao and Liu Wei's faces suddenly froze, and then they both glared at Zhou Xing demonstratively, indicating that they were unhappy.

But Zhou Xing didn't even look at them, he was still immersed in his own world, and walked to the front of the stage to face the audience: "I have a fan group, my fans of June Snow, and there is also a snow word in the name, called Xue-"

As soon as he said a word, Zhang Junhong answered appropriately: "Schnauzer!"

After speaking, Zhang Junhong turned his head to look at Zhou Xing in surprise: "Dog?"

Laughter began to be heard from the audience.

Zhang Junhong shouted at Liu Wei at this time: "Hey, manhole cover!"

Liu Wei hurriedly agreed: "Huh?"

Zhang Junhong pointed at Zhou Xing and instigated: "Your meatballs, let his fans eat them!"

Liu Wei immediately said to Zhou Xing: "You eat so much?"

While speaking, Liu Wei also hit Zhou Xing, and Zhou Xing hurriedly dodged.

Guo Chao couldn't stand it and grabbed Liu Wei: "Oh, don't make trouble!"

Zhou Xing said angrily: "Who ate your balls!"

Saying that, Zhou Xing looked at the audience and said, "My fans are not called Schnauzers, my fans are called Snow Tethers!"

The audience was surprised when they heard it, because they all heard it as a 'blood clot', and they looked at each other and were a little puzzled.

Zhang Junhong was also stunned and said, "Huh?"

Zhou Xing explained: "It symbolizes that my June snow and their hearts are tightly tied together, so it is called snow tethered!"

Zhang Junhong looked speechless: "Oh, what do your fans have to be blocked?"

The audience kept laughing before, although it was not resonance, but there were lines from time to time that touched the laughter of some audiences, and at this moment, they were all amused.

Zhou Xing said angrily: "I don't allow you to say that about my fans, they are good to me." ”

As he spoke, Zhou Xing walked to the prop sofa at the back, took out a string of garlic, and showed it to Zhang Junhong: "Look, they all gave me gifts!"

Zhang Junhong was a little confused and said, "Garlic?"

Zhou Xing: "Ah!"

Zhang Junhong was puzzled: "What do you mean?"

This problem is not only Zhang Junhong's, but also the audience's, after this period of hard work, the public is a little confused about which play Zhou Xing, the 'second dimensional' boy, plays, and often unexpectedly makes some nonsensical stalks, which makes people surprised but also can't help laughing.

Zhou Xing was still unconscious, and said proudly: "It symbolizes that they like me, like garlic - white appearance, hot typhoon after the end!"

Saying that, Zhou Xing also spread his legs, shaking the garlic while making exaggerated shaking movements, making the audience laugh more than once!

"Hahahaha!"

"I'll go, that's okay, ahaha!"

"I'm also drunk on this idea, but don't say it, it's kind of interesting!"

At this time, on the stage, Zhang Junhong was still sitting there calmly, with a trace of disdain floating at the corner of his mouth, and said lightly:

"You think too much, they mean to make you ...... Count it (garlic)......"

The audience was amused again, especially seeing that Zhou Xing still maintained the posture of just opening his legs, and his stiff face, which was even more interesting, some patted the armrests of the seats while laughing, and some patted the thighs of their companions, all laughing.

Zhou Xing angrily carried the garlic to Guo Chao's side: "Big brother, peel the garlic cloves and disinfect the old lady's mouth!"

Liu Wei and Guo Chao hurriedly grabbed Zhou Xing: "Don't.. Other.. Don't!"

Guo Chao sighed, frowned, and said, "Alas, look at me!"

Guo Chao smiled and slowly walked towards Zhang Junhong, and the audience also applauded warmly when they saw that it was Guo Chao's turn to be present this time.

The three of them took turns to fight, bringing different joys, and also making the audience watch it from ear to ear and be addicted.

At this time, Lin Xiao and his agent and assistant were sitting in the rest room prepared by Beijing Satellite TV for stars like them, and their TV was also a picture of the Spring Festival Gala.

For Zhou Xing's opponent, of course, they can't ignore it, and they have to see how they can have a spectrum in their hearts.

It's just that seeing now, Lin Xiao's face is not very good.

You must know that this moment of hard work, even if they deliberately endured it themselves, they didn't hold back many times and laughed out loud, which naturally made them have an obvious judgment on the quality of Zhou Xing's program.

It's a good show indeed.

At least a show that makes people happy and doesn't get bored, so its ratings will definitely not be low.

Thinking of this, Lin Xiao couldn't help but feel a little jealous in his heart, and said with a gloomy expression: "I didn't expect this kid to be really capable." ”

For Lin Xiao's new song, his agent and assistant naturally heard it, of course they knew that it was not very good, if it was sung by another person, Lin Xiao's agent would definitely disdain it.

But coupled with Lin Xiao's aura and popularity, even shit can be popular, and a lot of fans will buy it, and even kneel and lick it and say it's good, this is the star effect, not to mention the super popular fresh meat of Lin Xiao's level.

However, ask yourself, the agent and the assistant understand that even Lin Xiao's popularity is not omnipotent.

In fact, Lin Xiao originally wanted to be on the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, but this song did not pass, and he was killed in the second trial, even if he couldn't find a relationship, so he turned to the second best thing and accepted the invitation of Beijing Satellite TV.

From this, it can be seen how the quality of the song is.

But on the lips, it is naturally impossible for them to say anything back, and the agent is relieved: "Ah Xiao, you think too much, their show is good, but compared to you, it is really not enough to watch." ”

The assistant also said: "Yes, boss, besides, we still have the company's red envelope, and there is no suspense at all about abusing Zhou Xing." ”

But the assistant didn't know, this sentence immediately made Lin Xiao drill the tip of the bull's horns and look at her coldly:

"You mean, if I didn't have a red envelope, I wouldn't be as good as Zhou Xing, right, so if I win, is it still the credit of the red envelope?"

The assistant was taken aback, she was different from the agent, the agent belonged to the brokerage company, but Lin Xiao set up her own studio, she was hired by the studio, and Lin Xiao was her boss.

So, the assistant hurriedly said: "No, no, boss, how can I mean this, I mean-"

But Lin Xiao, who was already a little angry, didn't listen at all, and interrupted angrily: "Okay, don't say it, I want to be quiet!"

The assistant had no choice but to keep his mouth shut, and aggrieved tears rolled in his eyes.

The agent also glared at her with a frown, and then looked at Lin Xiao with a smile: "Ah Xiao, what's so angry about this, even if there is no red envelope, Zhou Xing is not your opponent, he can win before, it is not his strength at all." ”

For the agent, Lin Xiao is not angry, and his words also made Lin Xiao think about it, and then as if he had made up his mind, he suddenly raised his head to look at the agent, and said in a deep voice:

"You call the company now, just say what I said, I don't want to give out red envelopes, if I really win, others will say that I won by red envelopes, so where do I put my face?"

As soon as Lin Xiao said this, the assistant was stunned, and the agent was stunned for a moment, and then became anxious.