Hearing that Guo Chao's mouth was like a firecracker, Zhou Xing suddenly looked dizzy, and Liu Wei hurriedly grabbed him: "Okay... Yes... Okay..."

But Guo Chao seemed to be enchanted: "I haven't finished talking yet-"

Liu Wei roared violently: "Okay!"

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Zhou Xing pulled Guo Chao behind him at this time: "Brother, wait a while and sell the house, it's time to sing our inspirational song!"

In fact, when Guo Chao shouted that sentence before, the audience realized that Guo Chao was a successful person, and he was clearly a salesman in the sales department.

Guo Chao suddenly realized: "Ah...... Yes, yes, yes, come, prepare—"

Guo Chao and Zhou Xinggang were about to open their mouths, when Liu Wei suddenly said, "Wait a minute!"

Guo Chao and the others looked at Liu Wei speechlessly, and Liu Wei looked around like a thief left and right before he lowered his voice and said, "That old lady downstairs...... You won't be looking for it again, will you?"

This picture made Liu Qing and his wife cry and laugh when they saw it, and said in their hearts, even if you act, can you play a character with a grade point, that look, that look, probe the brain, how to look at how to walk with a mouse.

Guo Chao turned his head and glanced at Zhou Xing, hesitated for a moment, and then gritted his teeth: "We can't be afraid of her anymore!"

Liu Wei also seemed to be infected, and nodded busily: "Hmm!"

This plot has whetted the appetite of many audiences, and it is obvious that a pit has been dug here, leaving a suspense that people look forward to!

Guo Chao waved his fist: "Sing loudly!"

Zhou Xing hurriedly said: "Okay! Ready-"

While shouting, Zhou Xing played the guitar at the same time, and with the accompaniment, the three of them sang together: "I believe that I am me, I believe in tomorrow-"

The tone of the voice made the audience a little surprised, they hadn't heard this song, and some people asked each other, but they all said they hadn't heard it.

Only fans who are familiar with Zhou Xing's routines have a guess in their hearts - this must be a new song written by Zhou Xing!

After all, they have seen a lot of similar situations from Zhou Xing's previous works, all of them are new songs without exception, and they all signed Zhou Xing's name in the end and appeared on major music lists!

Because of this, fans admire Zhou Xing's talent even more, and there are many fans who don't like him because of Zhou Xing's sketches, but because of Zhou Xing's songs!

For example, "Dream Chasing Pure Heart", "I Only Care About You", "Wukong", etc., all show Zhou Xing's extraordinary talent, although there are not too many works, but each of them is a boutique, and the position of those lists is the best proof!

However, it didn't take long for the audience to be surprised, and they saw a beautiful girl pushing a wheelchair on the other side of the stage, and an old lady with gorgeous hair was sitting in the wheelchair.

At the beginning, most of the audience's eyes focused on that girl, because she was pure and beautiful enough, with a neat ponytail, an aqua blue dress, white socks, and a smile, which made people like it at first sight.

This actor Zhou Xing did not find someone to fill up the sketch like in his previous life, but asked Xiao Qing, who had previously acted in the sketch of "One Thought of Heaven" with Zhou Xing and them, to serve as the role.

Although this character is just a soy sauce player, he pushes the wheelchair up, and then goes down, in less than ten seconds, without even a line. But if you make good use of it, you can still be like Zhou Xing's previous life, Gong Xinliang, who played Fan Wei's secretary "MiuMiu" in "If You Are Honest, Do Not Disturb", only a few shots, but it is still popular!

Once in "If You Are Honest, Do Not Disturb", Gong Xinliang wore a white OL female secretary outfit, left the country with low cuts, pushed his glasses, and called the boss delicately, that scene made countless audiences, especially male audiences, watch hormones rise sharply!

After the movie was released, Gong Xinliang relied on this role to become popular, captured the hearts of countless men, and became the 'goddess' at that time!

Of course, it is naturally impossible for Zhou Xing to let Xiao Qing take the sexy route here, but the pure appearance can still work, it is nothing more than how much attention there is.

Whether it succeeds or not, Zhou Xing doesn't have too many expectations, he just wants to give Xiao Qing a chance to show.

However, Zhou Xing believes that the ratings of Beijing Satellite TV tonight are not low, and his ratings should not be inferior to Jiangnan Satellite TV, breaking 3 is definitely no problem, that is, there are at least 9 million TVs, and more than 20 million viewers have seen it.

And this number of people far exceeds the number of viewers of "If You Are Honest, Do Not Disturb".

Most of the audience doesn't know Xiao Qing, only Zhou Xing's fans can recognize her, and they are the first to be excited about this appearance.

As for the old lady pushed by Xiao Qing, she was really ignored at first, and it was not until Xiao Qing pushed the old lady behind Liu Wei and turned around that the audience turned their attention to her.

Many viewers don't know each other, but many fans of Zhou Xing were stunned for a moment, feeling that this old lady seemed to be a little familiar.

At this moment, a person shouted, "Zhang Junhong!"

Immediately, someone suddenly realized: "Hey, it's really her, my God, it's too similar!"

Others are extremely curious: "This ...... How did you do that? The makeup technique is too good, although it feels a little familiar, but if you don't prompt it, you really can't remember it for a while. ”

These people, of course, are the audience and fans who have watched Zhou Xing's sketches, or have been to the laughter factory to watch Zhang Junhong's performance.

And these fans also remembered that in "One Thought of Heaven", Zhang Junhong and Xiao Qing were also a mother and daughter, and they thanked Zhou Xing after Zhou Xing was burned to death, and thanked him for saving their family in the fire as a thief.

However, whether the audience knows Zhang Junhong or not, they all remembered Liu Wei's words just now and came back to their senses - this should be the old lady he said, right?

In an instant, everyone's eyes were focused on Zhang Junhong!

After all, the suspense before was too appetizing, and the old lady in Liu Wei's mouth also made them look forward to it, but they didn't expect it to come on the stage so soon.

But at this moment, the audience suddenly found that as soon as they saw this old lady come out, Guo Chao and Zhou Xing, who were standing behind, seemed to be taken aback, and then quickly retreated, as if they were facing a great enemy.

Only Liu Wei was still unconscious, and shouted at them: "Sing!"

After shouting, Liu Wei continued to sing intoxicatedly: "I believe that if you reach out and touch the sky—"

At this time, Liu Wei also found that Zhou Xing didn't play anymore, so he couldn't help but open his eyes and looked at Zhou Xing dissatisfied: "You play!"

Liu Wei didn't know that the old lady's wheelchair was pushed behind him, and Guo Chao kept gesturing to Liu Wei, but Liu Wei was still intoxicated by his singing, as if he hadn't heard it at all.

This picture made many viewers unable to hold back and laughed.

Liu Wei's mother couldn't cry or laugh: "This unlucky child, since he was a child, has often been so heartless, playing with others in class, people found out that the teacher was coming, and they didn't say anything, he was still there and got carried away, and was caught by the teacher!"

Liu Wei's father had lost his temper at this time, and he only felt very depressed.

But Liu Wei still didn't find out, and then shook his head and sang happily: "With you by my side-"

When he sang here, Liu Wei shook his head, and he saw a figure next to him coldly, and he was instantly frightened!

After looking at the old lady in a daze for a few seconds, Liu Wei jumped to his feet, like a frightened rabbit, and ran to Guo Chao on the side as if he was running for his life, grabbed Guo Chao's arm and shouted:

"Oh my God, when was she with me?"

"Poof-hahahahahaha!" The audience burst into laughter and applause!

Although Liu Wei's mother also felt awkward, she still couldn't help it, she was also amused, and laughed, but after laughing for a few seconds, she saw her husband with a straight face, so she quietly restrained her expression.

On the contrary, there was laughter in the villa hall, and some people joked with Liu Qing: "Hey, Lao Liu, Xiaowei can do it, he has a talent for acting, hahahaha!"

"I will let Xiaowei try to develop in the film and television industry in the future, maybe he can become a superstar in the future!"

The people who said it were joking and complimenting, but in Liu Qing's ears, they were not so popular, but they had to pay attention to it, so they could only squeeze out a smile and respond one by one with an embarrassed smile: "This kid is just fooling around, three minutes of heat." ”

Jiang Chuyue was also amused, but after laughing for a while, she pouted again: "Pleasing the public by pretending to be stupid is just the lowest performance, what is it." ”

At this time on the stage, Guo Chao broke the frightened Liu Wei's hand, and Liu Wei kept grabbing his hand, so that Guo Chao had to pat his hand several times in a row before Liu Wei gave up.

The audience burst into laughter at this time, although Liu Wei's performance has great exaggeration, but the rhythm is just right, which makes people not only not flirt, but the more they watch it, the more fun they become, the more they feel that this guy is a joke.

After slapping Liu Wei's hand away, Guo Chao said in a deep voice: "Calm down!"

And the audience laughed again, because anyone could see that Guo Chao's expression at this time was full of nervousness, purely on the surface.

This made them even more curious about Zhang Junhong, how terrible is this old lady, and it makes these three people feel like they have seen ghosts?

And Zhang Junhong has been sitting quietly in a wheelchair, looking indifferent, and only when all the eyes, whether the actors on stage or the audience, are staring at her, then she said lightly: "Are they all alive?"

As soon as this voice came out, the audience felt the strength of Zhang Junhong's aura, although her tone was calm, she could still imagine her deterrence against Zhou Xing and the others!

The three of them looked like they would rather die than give in: "Ah!"

Only then did the audience realize that at some point, the three of them actually hugged each other, as if they were facing a great enemy, which made them laugh again.

Zhang Junhong still said in a calm tone: "Today you are too noisy, it's like jumping high in the toilet - too much ()!"

The audience didn't react at first, and it took a second before they came back to their senses, and they suddenly laughed again, leaning forward and closing back one by one: "Hahahahaha!"

"Where is this made up after the break, it's too expressive!"

……

At this time, Guo Chao and Zhou Xing were both instigating Liu Wei on the side, and pushed him to Zhang Junhong's side: "Up!"

Liu Wei was reluctant to cry: "Why is it me again?"

Zhou Xing raised his fist on the side and cheered Liu Wei up: "Go-quick!"

The audience couldn't help but sympathize with Liu Weilai at this time, including his parents who looked at his tangled face on the screen, and couldn't help laughing.

Liu Wei had no choice but to rub to Zhang Junhong's side step by step, and said with a smile: "Old lady-"

Zhang Junhong glanced at Liu Wei obliquely: "Huo! The face is flat, and it looks like a manhole cover!"

Liu Wei was stunned for a moment, subconsciously touched his face, and the audience laughed again.

Liu Wei snorted angrily: "Didn't you go drag racing today?"

Zhang Junhong said lightly: "I'm afraid of pressing your face again!"

"Poof!"

"Hahaha!"

The audience couldn't stop laughing, and then they finally understood where the terrible thing about this old lady was, she was clearly a poisonous tongue, and if there was such a person around her, I was afraid that she would go crazy too.

Liu Wei had no temper at all at this time, and he didn't know how to continue with a tangled face, but Zhang Junhong took the initiative to speak:

"Manhole cover!"

Liu Wei replied involuntarily: "Hey!"

With this answer, Liu Wei realized that he was taken into the ditch, and quickly waved his hand angrily, which made the audience happy.

Zhang Junhong said: "Let me ask you - you and your girlfriend electric drill, haven't you broken up yet?"

The audience was stunned, and said in their hearts, didn't Liu Wei say that his girlfriend's name was Iron Hammer before?

At this time, Liu Wei was also hurriedly dissatisfied: "Who is called an electric drill, how ugly it is, my girlfriend is called a hammer!"

Only then did the audience understand that the old lady had misremembered.

Zhang Junhong didn't care about Liu Wei's explanation, and continued: "I listen to the two of you talking on the phone every day downstairs to break up, you are going to die or live, I said that you let people pedal once a day, let people pedal once a day, you bike!"

The continuous after-break remarks are all shocking golden sentences, which make the audience burst into laughter, and some of them have laughing and hurting their stomachs, and they are talking about how bad the old lady's mouth is, but that's it, which makes them look forward to what golden sentences will come out of the old lady even more.

Liu Wei's face suddenly turned blank: "Whoever made people kick, we're fine." Last night, I used 99 meatballs and put a heart downstairs for them!"

Zhang Junhong turned his head and glanced at Liu Wei in surprise: "She was moved?!"

Liu Wei said depressedly: "She didn't see it, the dog in their community did!"

Zhang Junhong nodded: "Oh~, I understand, your heart is eaten by the dog!"

"Poof-ha!"

"Ouch, I can't do it anymore, this mouth is too damaged, I'm about to laugh!"

The audience laughed, not only them, but also the audience watching Beijing Satellite TV at this time also laughed, and in the studio, Xiang Zhong and them were still happy even if they watched it once.

Not only happy for this show, but also happy for the rising ratings!

Because, just now, a staff member came to report that Zhou Xing's show had just started two minutes, and now the ratings have broken 3.33, surpassing Zhou Xing's previous ratings record on Jiangnan Satellite TV - 3.3267!