Chapter 305: Palace Jade Liquor!

Although Zhou Xing was a little speechless about Teacher Cui's rag, he was still very satisfied and happy to see her in a palace dress, and helped Teacher Cui to sit on the chair while smiling:

"Old man, please sit down!"

After Teacher Cui sat down, Zhou Xing continued: "I really didn't expect it, you put on this dress, it is simply the reincarnation of that Cixi!"

Teacher Cui seemed to be a little confused: "Who is who, who is who?"

Zhou Xing repeated: "Cixi!"

Teacher Cui was surprised: "Cixi, is it the empress dowager who eats more than 200 dishes in one meal?"

Zhou Xing smiled, and immediately knelt down and saluted: "Tsk!"

Teacher Cui immediately jumped up from the chair as if he was burning his buttocks, and his head shook like a rattle: "No, no, no...... I'm an eighth-generation poor peasant, her content is too high, I don't pretend to be this!"

As soon as this allusion to the poor peasant element came out, it immediately made the audience laugh!

"Hahahaha!"

Not only the audience, but also a few members of the brother group sitting in the interview room also sneered, and they were all happy, although Du Chen on the side was unhappy, but he also knew that he was recording the whole process, and it was not easy to put on a face, so he could only echo and squeeze out a smile. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 ļ½‰ļ½Žļ½†ļ½

On the contrary, Liu Shengan grew up in Xiangjiang since he was a child, and he didn't experience this, so he didn't think it was funny, and after asking the members of the brother group on the side in surprise, he suddenly realized and laughed.

And Mr. Cui had already taken off the flag head on his head at this time, as if the thing was burning his head.

Zhou Xing was speechless for a while, and it took a lot of words to explain clearly, it was to let Mr. Cui pretend to be Cixi and stand next to the customer as a commentator.

Teacher Cui suddenly said: "Oh, that means that people are sitting and I am standing?"

Zhou Xing nodded: "Ah yes." ā€

Teacher Cui said again: "People are eating and I am watching?"

Zhou Xing nodded again: "Ah yes." ā€

Teacher Cui blinked: "Then this Cixi is not miserable?"

The audience laughed again, even Lu Chen, this time he couldn't hold back, and then laughed, and Liu Shengan also laughed.

Zhou Xing sat on the chair and frowned and looked at Teacher Cui: "Why don't you understand your identity yet?"

Teacher Cui stood aside and said with some embarrassment, "What is my identity?"

Zhou Xing suddenly became anxious, stood up and rushed to Teacher Cui's side, and said loudly: "I won't tell you, I just let you dress up as Cixi and pull guests to dinner!"

Teacher Cui sneered: "Then if you had said this earlier, wouldn't I have understood?" ā€

Zhou Xing said angrily: "What identity?"

Teacher Cui: "I'm Nato!"

Zhou Xing's face turned cloudy: "Hey, yes, you are Nato!" After speaking, he leaned over again and whispered: "Don't say that to the outside world!"

Teacher Cui hurriedly agreed. And Zhou Xing waved his hand at this time: "Business training begins!"

Zhang Junhong shouted: "Serve-"

With the voice, the palace maids before came to the stage with trays, and Zhou Xing took a pot of wine from the first tray: "Old man, please see-"

Teacher Cui was stunned and said, "What is this?"

Zhou Xing said proudly: "Palace jade liquor." ā€

Teacher Cui hesitated: "The emperor drank it?"

Zhou Xing smiled: "That's right!"

Teacher Cui was curious: "Can I smell it?"

Zhou Xing opened the lid of the pot and stretched it out: "Please-"

Teacher Cui immediately leaned his nose over, and after smelling it, he hurriedly said, "Fragrant!"

Zhou Xing was proud: "Fragrant, right?"

Teacher Cui was shocked: "Like ...... Like a two-pot head. ā€

This time, the incense that Mr. Cui said before was like a pun and 'like', and the audience understood and had a good time.

Zhang Junhong couldn't help but interject at this time: "What does it mean to be like a second pot head, that is the water mixed with the second pot head!"

Zhou Xing suddenly said angrily: "Hey...... Nonsense!"

After speaking, he turned around and glared at Zhang Junhong, and reprimanded: "What two pots of water are mixed with water!"

Zhang Junhong immediately retreated in fright, but the audience laughed heartily, even Liu Shengan knew about the second pot, and was amused by this paragraph again.

At this time, on the stage, Zhou Xing didn't say anything more, turned to Teacher Cui and smiled: "When you get here, you have to call the palace jade liquor~"

This change of face is simply overwhelming, but there is no sense of disobedience.

Teacher Cui smiled and said, "Oh, how much does it cost to sell for a cup?"

Zhou Xing stretched out his finger and gestured: "180 yuan!"

Teacher Cui was taken aback: "This is selling for 180 yuan?

Zhou Xing smiled incomprehensibly: "This old lady - you can study hard here!"

As he spoke, Zhou Xing took another dish from the tray of the palace maid in the back: "Look at this again!"

Teacher Cui was curious: "What kind of dish is this?"

Zhou Xing: "A gathering of heroes!"

Teacher Cui: "What did the emperor eat?"

"Hmm!" Zhou Xing nodded.

Teacher Cui pointed to the plate and said, "What about the white one?"

Zhang Junhong mouthed again: "White radish!"

Zhou Xing shouted angrily: "What a mouthful!"

The audience laughed and leaned back and forth, almost defeated by this Zhang Junhong, and dismantled Zhou Xing's stage twice in a row, saying that if he was his own employee, he would not be angry with her.

However, although Zhang Junhong doesn't have many lines on stage, and she is not much better than those palace maids who play soy sauce, these lines that shake the burden have made many audiences pay attention to her.

At this glance, I found that although Zhang Junhong was wearing a professional suit, she had a tall figure with a one-step skirt and meat silk socks, and a tall figure set off by high heels, which looked full of feminine beauty, and her face was also beautiful, which made many people have an impression of her.

"This show is good, this show is good!" Liu Shengan said in the interview, his mouth has not closed yet, and the crow's feet in the corners of his smiling eyes have come out.

And the audience in front of the TV saw that even Liu Shengan commented on it, and they liked Zhou Xing's sketch even more.

At this time, in the studio, after the audience had laughed, Zhou Xing turned his head angrily and changed to a triumphant smile again: "When you get here, you can't call it white radish, this has to be called - palace - white radish." ā€

The audience was stunned for a moment, I go, can it still be like this?

And the weird is still to come.

Teacher Cui asked again, "What about the green ones?"

Zhou Xing: "Palace green radish." ā€

Teacher Cui: "Where's the red one?"

Zhou Xing: "Palace radishes." ā€

Teacher Cui: "Then this yellow ...... I know Huang, it's a court carrot. ā€

"Hahahaha!"

One question and one answer, let the audience laugh!

It's like a layer by layer, Teacher Cui has been unhurriedly mastering the rhythm, Zhou Xing is fast, she is slow, Zhou Xing is impatient, but she is slow, and has always maintained the simple character of the rural old lady she plays.

In the end, it seemed that the quantity had changed to a qualitative change, and all the foreshadowing had been accumulated, and Mr. Cui answered himself with self-questions, and completely shook off the burden at once, making the audience laugh instantly!