Chapter 304: It's Kind of Interesting!(2017 New Year's Day)
Many people see the beginning of this sketch and feel a little new, but they can't see anything at the beginning, it's not good or bad, and the real entry into the good world is after the old lady comes on the stage. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
With the music, Mr. Cui took small steps, carrying a big bag on his shoulder, and when Zhang Junhong was still looking around, he appeared behind Zhang Junhong coldly, startling Zhang Junhong.
Zhang Junhong's performance here is very natural, and even looks like he was really shocked, which amused the audience.
And the audience applauded Mr. Cui when they saw Mr. Cui, who had just been introduced, on stage.
After Zhou Xing's lines at the beginning, the audience knew that Zhou Xing was the owner of the Queen Mother's restaurant, and he was going to recruit a 'Cixi' to run the hall, and he couldn't interview 37 old ladies in front of him, and Mr. Cui played No. 38.
Zhou Xing sat on the chair and glanced at Mr. Cui while drinking tea: "What, are you willing to work in our restaurant?"
Teacher Cui hurriedly nodded and said, "Yes!"
The looks, the posture, and the timid smile, the image of a simple old lady in the countryside came out, and the audience invariably had a thought in their hearts: Jiang is old and spicy!
Teacher Cui continued at this time: "Our village is also rich now, and we also want to open a big restaurant and develop tourism resources. I don't work here to make money, I want to learn the experience of opening a restaurant!"
As soon as Mr. Cui's words came out, Zhou Xing immediately jumped up in surprise: "Hey, hey, I've been admitted~~"
And the audience was stunned, where did Mr. Cui say? Why does it sound a little charming. But there are also those who know, and immediately blurted out: Tang City dialect!
Teacher Cui also smiled, and hurriedly bowed slightly: "Then thank you!"
Zhou Xing smiled, and waved his hand at Teacher Cui: "You're welcome!"
As he spoke, Zhou Xing turned his head again, and said to Zhang Junhong next to him with a smile: "I'm willing to recruit this person who doesn't need money!"
Zhang Junhong was also busy nodding and stealing fun.
The audience immediately laughed, thinking that this guy was really good enough to play this time.
At this time, Mr. Cui walked back to his big bag, took out a large rag from it, and said without looking back, "Let's work?"
Zhou Xing immediately waved his hand behind him and said with a smile: "If you say you have to do it, give me some spirit and get ready to open-"
Speaking of this, Zhou Xing suddenly noticed that Teacher Cui was wiping the table with a rag, and immediately shouted, "Hey, hey, what is this thing you're holding?"
Teacher Cui turned his head and smiled while showing his rag, and said the head: "This is a rag!
Zhou Xing suddenly became anxious: "Hey, hey, hey, don't be in a hurry to work first!"
As he spoke, Zhou Xing waved his hand at Zhang Junhong and said lightly: "Let the old lady open her eyes!"
Zhang Junhong immediately said to those palace women: "Go-"
As soon as the words fell, a soft folk music sounded, and the palace maids walked towards the somewhat stunned Teacher Cui and the previous paragraph, bowed slightly and made a blessing, twisted their waists, turned around, and Shi Shiran's beautiful figure looked at Teacher Cui a little unretractable.
Zhou Xing said pretentiously: "Look at it!"
Teacher Cui sighed: "Oh, this girl is so handsome!"
Zhou Xing said proudly: "Pretty, right?"
Teacher Cui leaned forward and circled: "This cheongsam is also good." ”
At this moment, as if he had found a problem, Mr. Cui looked at the palace maids shaking the handkerchiefs in their hands slightly, immediately frowned, and suddenly looked down at the rag in his hand, and suddenly said: "It's just that this rag is too small! ”
As he spoke, Mr. Cui replaced the satin handkerchief in the hand of a palace maid with his own rag, the palace maid was wearing a cheongsam, but the white rag was swinging in her hand.
Zhou Xing hurriedly pulled the rag back, and said speechlessly: "That's a handkerchief......
After speaking, Zhou Xing said to Teacher Cui: "I will let you put on your work clothes in a while." ”
Teacher Cui was dumbfounded, pointed at these palace maids and said in surprise: "I, I, I, I also wear this?"
Zhou Xing smiled and waved his hand: "You are different from theirs." ”
Teacher Cui suddenly 'suddenly': "I said, if you want to wear this, you won't be able to work!"
Zhou Xing just smiled faintly: "Yes, yes." ”
Saying that, Zhou Xing said to the palace maids: "Take the old lady to try on clothes." ”
Because these palace maids don't have lines, they are purely playing the role of soy sauce, but they can't be missing, when he called Xia Mingyu to communicate before, Zhou Xing asked if he could provide six dancers, Xia Mingyu didn't even ask, and agreed to come down.
Afterwards, Mr. Cui went behind the screen of the set with the palace maids, and at this time, the call from the Price Bureau came and asked him to quote the price of the food.
In order not to let the other party know that he was the boss, Zhou Xing pinched his throat and lied that he was the boss's secretary, and the delicate voice made the audience's mouth open and exclaimed: This learning is too similar, right? If you don't look at the face, this is clearly a woman's voice!
Of course, there are ventriloquist techniques, and it would be strange if Zhou Xing didn't learn it like it.
And how did the audience know this, they were all shocked by Zhou Xing's ability, and then they all applauded.
Zhou Xingsan dismissed the price bureau in two sentences, and then lowered his voice and said sternly to Zhang Junhong on the side: "No one is allowed to answer the phone again!"
This voice was changed back to Zhou Xing's previous voice.
This random change of control makes the audience feel too abrupt, as if it was not sent by one person at all.
However, some people can see that the price bureau may be in ambush, otherwise it would be impossible to join the call.
Just like in the interview room at this time, a male star of Lu Chen's brothers said to himself: "It seems that the thread is buried here, and it is starting to be a little interesting." ”
Because they have all heard of the contradiction between Lu Chen and Zhou Xing, they haven't talked much since Zhou Xing's show started, even if Liu Shengan doesn't know the inside story, he also noticed the weirdness, because the previous shows were not like this, they all talked a lot.
At this time, Zhang Junhong on the stage heard Zhou Xing's stern admonition, and hurriedly replied: "Hey!"
After speaking, Zhou Xing waved his hand: "Let's see what happens later!"
Zhang Junhong immediately twisted his head back and said loudly, "Are you dressed properly?"
I heard Mr. Cui's voice shouting from behind, "Dressed!"
Zhang Junhong said: "Please-"
After speaking, the previous folk music song sounded again, accompanied by music, the previous group of palace maids came out from behind the screen again, and when the palace maids came to the front and lined up, Mr. Cui, who had changed into a bright yellow palace dress, appeared like this, and won a round of applause from the audience again.
It's just that when I saw that Mr. Cui was still holding the big rag in his hand, and other palace maids were shaking their handkerchiefs there, but Mr. Cui was shaking the rag, this style of painting suddenly made everyone laugh and laugh non-stop.
Not only that, Mr. Cui seems to be unconscious, he thinks it is beautiful, and he is so happy that he smiles, which once again makes the image of the character more full.
When Zhou Xing saw this scene, he immediately covered his face a little helplessly, as if he couldn't bear to look at it directly, and tore off the rag in Mr. Cui's hand with his other hand: "Ouch, don't shake this rag!"
Teacher Cui still felt quite proud, and said with a smile in Tang Shi dialect: "I'm taking it instead of a handkerchief here." ”
The audience laughed again and thought that this old lady was too cola!
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