Chapter 690: Hard-mouthed Love Treasure Island
"Fortunately, I'm a lucky guy who found an internship opportunity at Guomao, and most importantly, I can get a salary!"
Our Treasure Island classmates are quite lucky, but it's only on the screen.
"Yes, there is a salary!"
"......" The interviewer looked at our Treasure Island classmates as if they were looking at aliens.
"Hahaha ......" Obviously, this place is also very funny, and it is relatively cute, and the comic image has come out, which is very embarrassing.
And next......
"Rush!"
You know, this is not a war, our capital is still very safe, this is our Aibaodao classmates squeezing the subway, that's right, the subway in the capital, this ...... You have to rush it.
"I hated squeezing the subway to death, and I hated that there were people behind me shouting 'rush', which was terrible, and then I panicked when I heard this word. "Our Aibaodao classmate has already started her career as an office worker, and her accent has changed somewhat.
What is the international trade center, everyone can also know, naturally there are luxury cars everywhere, of course, it is not a particularly special trench, the kind of global limited here is still few, you have to go to the bottom parking lot of a luxury apartment.
However, this also gives Wu Xiang the opportunity to further shrink the cost, you see, there are so many luxury cars, so which car company wants to make its car more shots, or a close-up?
In the end, it was Wu Xiang's hometown enterprise, Huachen said, you can give us this opportunity to pay money, hometown enterprise. Isn't that right, you have to take care of it.
So, among the many luxury cars. Huachen BMW is particularly special and conspicuous...... Sincerely, I'm drunk.
It is certain that the "......" audience will complain in their hearts, but it is too normal to implant an advertisement this year.
"On the mainland, you really have to rush everything, and if you don't rush, you won't have a chance. It's completely different on Treasure Island, and everyone doesn't need to rush. I don't even want to go to an internship because the internship is completely unpaid. ”
The cartoon image has come out, but this time Treasure Island has been cut.
"You interns. You're here to study, so why do we need a salary? It's good that we didn't charge you tuition!"
A cartoon image of an old woman in the workplace wearing eyes sprays at Treasure Island.
And then there's, "yes! there's a bento to eat!"
"Okay. "Okay. I was glad to have a bento box during the internship period. This baby is really easy to satisfy.
"Hahaha...... "No matter what you say, there should be no shortage of laughter in this movie anyway."
"In Baodao, it is to take one step at a time, in fact, it is not that we Baodao people are not self-motivated, but no matter how hard you work, even if your previous internship is very hard, very good, and even have part-time work experience. But what can it be? It's still 22K, at most, it's just a little bit more. ”
So. Everyone is not in a hurry, which is why Aibaodao went to the mainland to study, and the reason for the situation is that 7 points go to college, that is, the popularization of universities.
To be honest, Treasure Island is now the region with the highest per capita university share in the world, which is simply wonderful, because if you do this, how can you digest those college students?
In fact, the original intention of this policy is very simple, that is, to be afraid of chaos on the treasure island.
Oh yes, why do you say that?
Because of the students, this group is actually very enthusiastic and enthusiastic, that is, students are easy to make trouble, they will make trouble, and they often make trouble.
The Red Shirts or something, it's all there, and they graduated from high school, and then let these high school students hang Erlang idle at home, it's not as simple as making trouble, then something bigger will happen.
The Red Shirts, that's still relatively civilized, it's really civilized, why?
Because there are many students, and they are mainly college students, to put it simply, after all, after so many years of study, no matter how bastard, there can be a little ink in the stomach.
Isn't it clear that turning people who might have become idle people in society into students not only reduces chaos, but even if it is chaos, it is very civilized, isn't it?
It's easy to remember, it's easy to remember!
But when it comes to the root of this matter, that is, the island of Treasure Island, which is too small, although she is the largest island in my country, but it is really difficult to digest the population on it, and the most important thing is that some industries on Treasure Island, such as labor-intensive industries, have actually been moving to the mainland, that is, capital has come, but people can't go over, if people have passed, then who does the government of Treasure Island do?
Even if this is the case, even if the treasure island is dark in the continent, but there are still more than 3 million treasure island laborers on the mainland now.
These things are relatively deep, and the movie can't tell so many truths, it can only present the appearance, and the things that are presented are naturally very funny and funny.
After the internship, you have to really enter the workplace, and you will be in contact with more people.
"Girl, are the girls on your treasure island very gentle?"
In the workplace, it is naturally indispensable to go out for a meal or something, and when the wine is hot, it is natural to chat, so how do our Aibaodao classmates answer this question?
"That's right! We treasure island girls just know the general thing!"
"Oh~"
It seems that the answer is good, and it is very glorious for the people of Treasure Island, but.
"Hehe, gentleness is gentleness, but when you get married, you will know, hehe. ”
The cartoon image of Aibaodao classmates has come out again, which is completely different from what she appears on the surface, and the gap is so big.
"Hehehe......" The audience was really amused.
But this is not over, then another female colleague asked, "Isn't the boy on the treasure island very handsome?"
What is the answer to Treasure Island?
"Of course, the boys on our treasure island are polite! Peng Yuyan, you know, right? It's all over the place! Lie down and walk ......."
Is this true?
"Huh. Wen Wen is Wen Wen, but when they say it, what do you want? The cartoon image of Treasure Island is completely imitating the tone of the boys on Treasure Island, and the sissy is extreme!
"Hahaha......" The audience laughed, because it was really vivid.
And then it's even more interesting, someone asked.
"Why did you come to the mainland to work hard? Why don't you live on the treasure island? Isn't it nice there?"
This time, the cartoon image of Treasure Island came out first, only to hear this cute girl say: "I will sue you, Treasure Island white-collar workers have no overtime pay for overtime, and they are so busy that they burst their livers all day long? Hasn't it changed in more than ten years?"
But what she said was true, "I have fighting spirit, I want to challenge myself!
"Hahaha......" Needless to say. It's really hilarious.
Well, I have to say, this Treasure Island is indeed a bit fake, but this is normal. People love face. Everyone is the same.
It's just that this issue of face has caused a lot of Internet wars.
That's right, it's everyone attacking each other and arguing with each other on a certain day, and the treasure island has to maintain its dignity, after all, they were still very rich twenty years ago. Very advanced on the side, and now. The poor dick on the other side has surpassed them, can they bear this?
Of course, in Wu Xiang's movie, he didn't let go of this detail, Aibaodao often goes to such forums to wander around, and sometimes he also sends something, but it's just a passing by. I believe that many people understand that as long as they have been on the Internet, those who have been in this kind of forum can understand that this is already the norm of cross-strait exchanges, and of course, it is non-governmental.
So there is a very interesting question here, that is, is life on the treasure island bad?
This question is bothering many people, for example, we can see from the article that the beautiful Sun Moon Lake, the beautiful Alishan, and there are also famous public intellectuals who have written that the most beautiful scenery on the treasure island is people.
How beautiful they are, aren't they?
But now what about the appearance in this movie? It doesn't seem to be so beautiful, right?
"When I was younger, Treasure Island was also dirty and messy, but the economy was good. It's just that the Tamsui River at that time was completely a stinky ditch, and Americans also said that the snacks on the treasure island could not be eaten, so dirty and dirty, and no one knew about garbage classification at that time. However, when I saw the Americans biting on burgers or something, my mother said to me, "Do you think it's safe to sell them for work?"
Aibaodao's inner monologue came out again, in fact, she wanted to explain the situation, that is, why everyone was arguing, but her mother's words, hey, hey, this is very predictable, but this matter, that is, Fuxi's sale of rotten meat has not yet been exposed.
However, Wu Xiang remembered this when he was filming this film, so he was going to find an opportunity to report it for the sake of the health of the people.
"In our eyes, crooked nuts are Americans. "This place needs to be explained.
"Haha......" I have to say that the audience now laughs when they hear anything.
“…… In fact, when I think about it now, change has been happening. Aibaodao continued, "The factories have been moved to the mainland, poisoning the compatriots in the mainland, and then, the mainland's tall and tall have also been established, and now the toilets have doors, and the mainlanders have money, and they also know how to make a second wife." ”
"Hahaha...... "Big truth, absolute big truth."
Actually, that's development, it's just that in normal times, we don't feel it very obviously, but if we can look back, then we can know what we went through.
Everyone came over like this, but now the people over there can't accept being looked down upon by the original poor sling, that's all.
However, is Baodao really so slinging now?
Is that the case?
A lot of people must still not believe it, but it doesn't matter, this movie will let you know the truth...... (To be continued......)
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But this matter is also telling everyone, don't buy the second-hand phone of the fruit, it will become a brick!
Hey, hey, okay, the black car is hacking again, what, thank you for your support in the end!