"Buy, buy, buy!"

Shopping malls have discounts, promotions, and various activities on holidays, and I see crowds.

"Wow!" Aibaodao was also a member of the crowd at this time, she saw a lot of people buying things, this scene she hadn't seen before, but this price.

"At this price, you can buy five of the same in Ximending!"

"You can buy three pieces of this!"

followed his roommate, that is, Xiao Dan, of course, and his own 'male ticket', which is Han Geng, and came to shop together, but the result exposed his more sloppy side.

"No, it's only three or four hundred, and it's already discounted. "Xiao Dan thinks the price is okay.

"What!" "Love Treasure Island, can you fool your friends?" "In our treasure island, there will be three, four, five, six or seven discounts, and there will be a final price in the end!"

"......" Xiao Dan was speechless.

"Oh! Why do you say so much, buy it if you want to, buy it if you like it, don't grind!"

"It's so expensive!" No way, the treasure island girl is like this, but. "Wow!

Women, when you see good things, you still can't move, hey~

In the end, I bought it, it was a pair of 250 yuan high heels, very beautiful, this price, don't care about these details, what you really need to care about is ......

"Make no mistake, you actually spent thousands of dollars!"

"Yes, not at all!"

"You ruined child, you are dying!"

Something bought. and then sent it to death, but a group of classmates from Baodao complained, even after his mother knew. It is said that Treasure Island is a waste, hey~

"......" It seems that the economy of Baodao has not been very good in recent years, but some people will think that this is not Wu Xiang's big five cents. What about deliberately belittling Treasure Island?

Actually, this thing is very simple, naturally it is true, just imagine a region. The wage level has not risen for more than ten years, and there is a downward trend, so can the economy be good?

Therefore, the people of Treasure Island came out of the table xiàn. There are many characteristics. For example, the special ones are calculating, in other words, they are relatively stingy, and there are many Taiwanese companies, and that treatment is really strange enough, hey~

Of course, those who don't want to be brainwashed by the big five cents are probably there a lot of people, but. Our movie is still quite funny. Especially these episodes, it's very interesting.

"Look at people's purchasing power! Look at people's tallness! Look at our treasure island, hey, I really don't know what to say!"

Returned to Treasure Island.,Love the cousin of Treasure Island.,This is simply a countryman who has seen the market.。

"You dare to talk to your wife like this! Look at me and I don't ...... this, after all, it's my mother, no problem."

"Okay, okay, it's good that our stupid daughter can go out to meet the market, that, at least my daughter's boyfriend is still very handsome. ”

The father played by Mr. Huang Sanshi is really good, and he has found an advantage, that is, the stupid daughter will look for a 'male ticket'.

"Uncle, aunt is good. "Well, Han Geng has come to visit him, not bad.

Naturally, then the next thing is a mother-in-law to see her son-in-law, these things naturally needless to say, the family, harmony, there is nothing bad about it, it's just.

"China is developing so well now, hahaha, we couldn't have imagined it before. ”

"You Chinese, you are all rich, you are powerful, and you are particular about face. ”

"Oh, these things, you Chinese have never seen them. ”

The last thing that appeared was a bunch of treasure island fruits, of course, this is definitely a joke, treasure island fruit mainlanders have seen a lot, but the point is not here, nor to correct their mother in love treasure island, but in those three words.

"I said, what's going on in your family?"

"What's wrong?"

After meeting and eating, I naturally want to give a couple of newcomers, oh, it's a little personal space for lovers, but Han Geng, a Northeast man, now feels like his face stinks.

"What do you call Chinese? Huh? You are not Chinese?

That's right! Those are those three words, Chinese.

The people on the treasure island, basically, are now called mainlanders, in fact, they are not called the mainland, they are called Chinese, this is a consensus that is basically in the treasure island, de-sinicization, and this is the result.

"Oh, no, don't think about it, they just say they're used to it. "Aibaodao naturally has to explain, in fact, she rarely says anything about China now, you China.

"Habit? What kind of habit is this? I listened to this, but I have been putting up with it, that is, they are your parents, otherwise I would have been there a long time ago. "The big question of right and wrong, it is indeed not to blame the Northeast gentlemen for being uncomfortable.

Yes, I have always felt that the people on the other side of the strait are also compatriots, everyone is at least Chinese, although we have fought each other before, but the Chinese have to admit it, but now, this is a mouthful of 'you Chinese'.

In other words, this matter has caused countless wars of words in cross-strait non-governmental exchanges on the Internet, but it is definitely the first time that this matter has been shown in a movie and seen by the broad masses of the people in a public way, just like today.

Therefore, when the audience saw this at this time, they really couldn't laugh, and the expressions on their faces were a little dignified.

"What do you want?" yes, in the face of his male vote, then Aibaodao will not show weakness.

"What do I think? Do you think that's right?" Han Geng is so angry, can he still pity the jade?

"Woo woo woo ......" I didn't expect Aibaodao to cry at this time, "I know you don't feel good to hear it, but this is the case with Baodao now, everyone says so, what can I do? I haven't said that myself, besides, didn't I say it before? We don't talk about politics, we don't look at the two sides of the strait together." Don't watch the news series. ”

Don't say it, there was such a paragraph before, but it was relatively short. There is such a saying in the moon before the flower, and as a result, people love Treasure Island and use it.

"That, that, okay, don't cry, I'm in a hurry. I'm not right. "Well, in general, in this case, it is the man who softens the drops first. Especially the old men in the Northeast, Wu Xiang is very knowledgeable.

Of course, Wu Xiang can't represent the majority of Northeast masters, but he thinks he can bring salt.

"I must not say that. I'll tell my family. ”

"It's okay. It's just that why are you like this, we all treat you as compatriots. ”

It's okay, these two are still together temporarily.

It looks good, but this incident has planted the seeds of disharmony between the two people, and this seed will slowly take root and sprout, and even thrive. So, not long after......

"Can't you accommodate me?"

"I'm talking about you,. How can this be?"

"Don't be loud at me!"

"Oh mom, can we not grind?"

Needless to say, because of a little thing, the two were separated.

"Hey~" The audience felt a little pity, it seems that this cross-strait relationship is about to be accepted.

Of course, some people complained about Wu Xiang in their hearts, the feelings in this place were too hasty, and the breakup was too fast and too sudden, right?

Actually, at this age, it's not easy to break up? Isn't it? Wu Xiang is also keeping up with the times, of course, don't worry, don't worry.

Naturally, cartoon images are indispensable, and they are very sang-hearted, after all, they are so handsome......

Aibaodao is single, so naturally there is nothing to worry about, so I just walk around.

"Boss!"

"Boss!"

The first stop on Treasure Island was to the ice city of Halebin, but she called the boss in front of the youth hostel, but the boss didn't seem to respond.

"Ah, good dog. ”

The kid in Aibaodao didn't have any heart, and the boss over there didn't agree, so she played with other people's dogs, but the result.

"Oh, boss, your dog bites my skirt!"

"Boss!"

"Boss!"

In the end, Aibaodao could only use all her strength to shout, and if she didn't shout, the dog would bite off her skirt!

"Oh! you should have called me earlier!"

Well, it turned out that the boss didn't hear the screams of Aibaodao's classmates just now, so it seems that her voice is too quiet?

"When I arrived in Ice City, I knew what it meant to be loud, and it turned out that I really didn't have enough to see. ”

"Hahaha...... "It turns out that this place is a loud voice.

"Oh, girl, are you here? Okay, brother will take you to eat, go!"

A young man appeared, and the hospitable Cheng dù was simply devastating.

"Come on, come on, whatever you want, you can make it!"

Northeast people, it's all like this, especially for beautiful girls, right?

"I finally know now that the hospitality of the Northeast is to pull you into the restaurant, and then swear not to give up until you are fed. ”

"Hehehe......" I have to say that although it is very strange, it is true.

I went to the Northeast, saw a lot of people and things and ate a lot of things, of course, I didn't miss the blonde and blue-eyed Russian girl, and then I went to Mountain X, and found that the weather there was even worse.

"Oh yes, it's a good day, it's not a rare day!"

Looking at the blue sky, the taxi driver looked very excited.

"Hahaha...... "No way, here Wu Xiang is a guy in order to highlight the local color, so he recruited Bao Qiang to star, although his accent is not too positive, but it is enough local.

Nima: It's totally a comedy, isn't it?

After that, Aibaodao went to Qingdao again, where he saw a lot of aunts and sisters, and they were very straightforward.

I met all kinds of people, people in different places, personalities, languages, etc.

However, these individuals all have a characteristic, that is, when talking about cross-strait relations, that is, they can hear that Aibaodao's accent is a Baodao person, although she already has a lot of children's pronunciation, but she can still hear it, but at this time, people on the mainland will feel that Baodao people are their compatriots, and the two sides of the strait should be reunified.

"It was at moments like this that I knew what Chinese meant......"

In the laughter, the truth was told by Wu Xiang like this...... (To be continued......)

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This year's Oscar Best Picture turned out to be a birdman, which is speechless. To be honest, Black Car also watched this film, I just think this film is a bit too bold, superheroes are not superheroes, art films are not art films, well, Black Car has to admit that what makes Black Car laugh is that when Edward Norton guy played that scene against Naomi Watts, this guy actually came to the real thing, and then waited for that to be uncovered by a single one, what a big tent, hahaha......

But it seems that this is the only place, and the other places are really a bit of a trick...... Okay, the black car commented like this, I'm afraid I'm going to be sprayed, but, think about it, think about it, everyone will have fun listening to it, hehehe......

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