Then the red boy slapped him.

Syllable!

"Ahhhh......h

The salted fish drew an arc and flew into the Yizhi Temple, Fang Zheng hurriedly adjusted his position, and with another slap, the salted fish flew out again.

"Good ball! Look at me!" shouted the red boy!

The salted fish flew back again.

……

Tossed back and forth more than ten times, and the salted fish in front of him took the time to scold twice, and in the end, he finally stopped shouting, but shouted: "I obey! I obey! Stop fighting! Let me come down!"

Fang Zheng heard that the salted fish was finally honest, so he hid to the side, and the next moment there was a bang, and a salted fish slapped on the ground like a dead fish, rolling out several meters away, and then he lay on the ground softly, panting, and said with a cry: "Are you monks or not? This is too violent! Woo woo woo......

Seeing this, Fang Zheng folded his hands and stepped forward and said: "Amitabha, donor, don't pretend, it's useless to dry thunder and not rain." ”

Sure enough, the next moment Salted Fish stood up, this guy is the same as Red Boy, with rough skin and thick meat, and for him, the slaps of Fang Zheng and Red Boy are just moving his muscles and bones, and he is comfortable and comfortable. It's uncomfortable to get the spinning ball used by these two bastards, and he's going to get motion sickness when he spins, and he wants to vomit!

Salted fish got up and said, "Master, what are you going to do?"

Fang Zheng said with a smile: "It's very simple, if you enter the One Finger Temple, you will have to abide by the rules of the One Finger Temple in the future." ”

"What if you don't comply?" Salted Fish asked weakly, no longer arrogant as before. Before, when he came to this world, he received a message from the system, and the general information of this world and his situation were clear. He knew exactly what he was here for. He was rewarded as a reward to the little bald head in front of him. His task is to be obedient, to protect the Finger Temple, and to use his ability to serve the Finger Temple well. But this guy is an out-and-out old salted fish, an old fritter.

As soon as I found out that there was no Buddha and no monsters in this world, I immediately thought that I was going to be invincible, and I was going to be awesome. Not only does he not want to work for Fangzheng, but he also wants to be an ancestor and live the addiction of becoming a Buddha and an ancestor!

It's just that he made a lot of calculations, and in the end he found out that he was cheated by the system! This Nima's said that there is no Buddha, but this monk is even more pitted than the Buddha, and he is directly deprived of mana! If he says that there is no monster, what is that little boy and big demon king? He said that there is no evil spirit, but in his opinion, this monk is darker than the demon's heart...... How can anyone treat the elderly like this!

said that it was 10,000 before, and at this moment, the salted fish finally recognized everything in front of him, knowing that he was still a salted fish after all, and he couldn't turn over the big waves, and he was honest.

Fang Zheng smiled: "Don't obey...... How do you compare to him? He's so well-behaved...... Would you like to try it?"

Fang Zheng looked at the salted fish with a smile.

Salted fish looked at the well-behaved red boy, subconsciously shuddered, and hurriedly shouted: "Don't worry, master, I'm always well-behaved! I will be your protector in the future, okay?"

"Okay, purify your heart, find him a pickle jar, and he will sleep there in the future. "Founder Road.

When Xianyu heard this, he immediately became anxious: "Master, you really won't let me into the pool?"

"Your body is salty, if you enter the Tianlong Pond, this water can still be used? Fang Zheng rolled his eyes and said.

The salted fish opened its mouth and shouted aggrievedly: "Can you blame me for this? I will become a salted fish, I am not salty, so it is strange!"

When Fang Zheng heard this, he immediately became angry, and roared in his heart: "System! You come out for me! You are a koi? This is a salted fish turning over, okay?"

"Oh, don't be so angry, you can't draw that bit of merit from the real koi, you can only draw this salted fish. Don't underestimate this salted fish, he's very useful. If you hadn't drawn it, I wouldn't have been willing to give it to you. The system finally spoke.

"Huh...... Tell me what's the baby? If it's not good, I'll ask for a return!" Fang Zheng really couldn't see what was good about this salted fish, an old fritter, with rough skin and thick meat, it didn't hurt to beat, he didn't scold or cry, and it smelled salty everywhere he went...... This guy looks like a nuisance.

"This salted fish is not an ordinary salted fish, the Buddha traveled to the heavens and suddenly brought back this salted fish. At that time, he was just a salted fish, unconscious. The Buddha put him in front of the lotus platform and preached the scriptures every day, and later this salted fish became spiritual and turned into a koi fish under the influence of Buddhism. Later, the Buddha put him into the Heavenly Dragon Pool, and guess what?" the system asked.

Fang Zheng was puzzled and asked, "What's the matter?"

The system said: "The koi fish has not ascended to heaven, but the effect of the Tianlong Pond has been greatly improved! The proportion of koi fish turning into dragons has increased by three percent! The Buddha said that although this salted fish cannot turn into a dragon by himself, his own peculiar ability can turn the water of the Tianlong Pond into the holy water of the Buddha's light, which drives away evil spirits and avoids evil spirits and nourishes all things. Use this water to raise koi fish and increase the chance of turning into a dragon. Use this water to water the crops, and the crops will be free from all diseases, rich in nutrients, and have an excellent taste!"

"And this kind of good thing? There must be a back factor in this, right? Otherwise, you wouldn't have given it to me so cheaply. Fang Zheng was stunned for a moment, and secretly glanced at the salted fish, no matter how this guy looks, he looks like a 10,000-year-old fritter.

The system said: "Indeed, although this salted fish has a lot of benefits, it also has a lot of troubles. As you said, he's a 10,000-year-old fritter! Do you really think he only lived 90,000 years? This guy has 100 million words less!"

Burst!

Fang Zheng almost spurted blood on the spot! Nine trillion years? This guy has lived for nine trillion years without turning into a dragon? Just fulfilled others? Fang Zheng really didn't know how to describe this old salted fish, saying that he was a living Lei Feng? Or a living scum?

The system continued: "The Buddha said that his origin in this exorcism is extraordinary, and he must have a great opportunity to succeed in transforming into a dragon. Before he turned into a dragon, he was basically a scumbag...... At the same time, this guy has lived too long, longer than many bodhisattvas and arhats. And with his light, Jackie Chan also has a large number of dragon sons and grandsons, and in Lingshan, he is really an ancestor. With his character, you want to go yourself...... The Buddha also had a headache with him. After all, the Buddha didn't have time to take care of him every day. It is precisely because he has benefits and disadvantages that he lowers the price and cheapens you. As for returns, don't even think about it. ”

After speaking, the system was silent, and Fang Zheng called a few times, but the system was silent.

Fang Zheng knew that this return was indeed useless, and the system could pop up to add a salted fish manual to him, which was already very righteous. Otherwise, according to his undisciplined bastard character, even if he ignores Fangzheng, Fangzheng has no tricks.

Since there is no play in returning the goods, Fang Zheng looked at the salted fish in front of him and said, "Can you restrain the saltiness of your body?"