There is a man and a woman arguing at the adjacent table, and when they hear it, it is the mother and son, and the mother is urging the marriage urgently, and the son is overwhelmed.

Dang Damn: "You're almost thirty, and you don't look for a girlfriend, do you want our Xin family to be the last?"

The man was impatient: "Mom, it's too late to talk about this kind of thing later." ”

"Tell Mom honestly, do you like men?"

"What are you talking about, Mom. ”

The mother breathed a sigh of relief, but continued to raise her anger and asked, "Did you fall in love before and were dumped?"

"Mom, please don't use the imagination of a brainless soap opera on your son. ”

"Then why don't you find a girlfriend?

The man was a little embarrassed, and said in a suppressed voice: "Mom, this is outside, can you pay attention to what you say? I'm just too busy with work, where do you want to go." ”

Yan Rushun sincerely sympathized with the man, and instantly lowered his mother from the best ranks.

The mother told earnestly: "Son, if you have needs, find a girlfriend to come back, don't go outside to find some unclean women, get sick and ruin your life." ”

The man finally couldn't bear it anymore: "I'll tell you the truth, I have frigidity. You can rest assured. ”

After that, Huo Ran got up, left his mother and left, and didn't care if his mother slapped the table in the back to get angry.

Yan Rushun, who had also suspected that he was frigid, instantly lit up in his eyes: This character is simply too suitable for his mother!

She chased after her.

The man was tall and long-legged, and he pulled Yan Rushun out of a distance in a few steps.

She had no choice but to run with small steps on stilettos, while mustering up the courage to shout: "Handsome guy, handsome guy, please wait." ”

The man didn't hear it at all, and Gu Zi strode forward.

But the people around her looked back at her, all kinds of eyes, all kinds of meanings.

It's really embarrassing with a capital letter.

Still, it's the big deal. This cheeky is out, don't want it!

She bit her lip, quickened her pace to catch up, grabbed his arm and shouted, "Mr. Xin, can you give me some time, I have something important to discuss with you." ”

The man turned to look at her, and she also looked at the man: Well, the facial features are Zhouzheng, there is no major problem, the temperament can be scored 9 points, and it should be able to pass the test when brought home.

And so, her smile grew.

The man pulled his arm back without a trace and asked, "Who are you?"

She bent her eyes and smiled, revealing a mouthful of neat white teeth: "My surname is Yan, my name is Rushun, and I am Yan Rushun of Yan Rushun." Just now, I overheard your conversation with your mother......"

The man's face was a little ugly: "So what do you have to say?"

"To tell you the truth, I'm also urged by my mother to bring a boyfriend back in the near future. I don't think your mother is an easy person to give up, do you want to consider being a boyfriend and girlfriend with me, and we can benefit each other?"

"Boyfriend and girlfriend on the surface?" the man chewed on these words and asked rhetorically, "Why don't you consider renting a boyfriend to take home, isn't there such a business on the Internet?"

"If it's too long, it's too expensive, and it's easy to get into a lot of trouble. She cleared her throat, lowered her voice and said, "I just said that you were frigid, and so happened to me." So, I think we might be more compatible. Why don't we find a place to sit down and talk about it?"

The man's cheek twitched.

- Hello, I'm frigid.

- So coincidentally, so did I.

It's really ...... to think about the style of this conversation. Qingqi!

However, the sincerity on Yan Rushun's face finally touched him.

He looked up and down: this girl was wearing a well-fitting professional attire, light makeup, a very sweet smile, and the whole person was very refreshing, which inexplicably gave people a good impression.

Thinking about his mother's appearance of making a small fuss in three days and a big fuss in five days, although he felt a little ridiculous, he still sat down with Yan Rushun.

"My surname is Xin, hard work. The man opened his mouth and introduced, "Xin Weiyang." ”

Yan Rushun smiled and nodded: "Fortunately." Your name is so nice. ”

"I'm very busy at work and I hate trouble. Xin Weiyang is flat and straightforward, implicitly suggested.

Yan Rushun didn't notice anything wrong, and said calmly: "Oh, I don't like trouble either. Moreover, everyone is frigid, and no one has to worry about the other party doing something that makes them unhappy, so it saves a lot of trouble, right?"

Xin raised his eyebrows slightly and twitched.

He was very uncomfortable with this kind of conversation.

A girl who puts the word "frigidity" on her lips always feels a little disobedient. At least, the women he usually comes into contact with are very reserved.

"Do you usually talk like that?" he asked.

Yan Rushun was a little confused: "Yes, I speak more straightforwardly, if you think there is any problem, you can point it out to me directly." ”

Xin Weiyang loosely crossed the fingers of both hands between each other's fingers, rested his elbows on his chest, and touched his thumbs lightly, as if thinking about something.

He is considering: It is better to be straight than to be squirming and making trouble. Although, he thinks this kind of straight character is really not cute for girls, but, it's not really a boyfriend or girlfriend anyway, so he can barely get his hands on it.

Yan Rushun was looking forward to it, but she was still very patient and waited for his answer.

"There's nothing wrong with that, you can try it. He finally spoke, quite a bit of the aura of a superior, "However, let's look everywhere first, in case everyone doesn't get along in some aspects, don't act reluctantly - acting doesn't look like acting." ”

Yan Rushun didn't know that she was almost rejected, so she smiled and was confident: "Don't worry, my friends say that I have a good personality and am the easiest to get along with." ”

This is not bragging.

Her personality is really good, whether it is a colleague at work or a friend, there is such a sentence in her evaluation: she loves to laugh and has never blushed with anyone.

But Xin Weiyang's eyes obviously don't approve of it: things gather by like, people by groups, her friend's so-called good personality, I'm afraid he may not be here.

However, he was not stupid enough to say such things to his face.

The two then chatted about each other's family backgrounds.

Xin Weiyang's father is a retired engineer and his mother is a retired elementary school teacher.

He himself is a teacher at D University.

Such an identity background can be regarded as innocent.

Yan Rushun himself graduated from H University, and now works as a department manager secretary in an electronic technology company, especially to explain, the department manager is a woman, so there is no unspoken rule to worry about.

My mother was a doctor before she retired, and my father was a grassroots manager in a state-owned enterprise, and he was two years away from retiring.

Although it is ordinary, it is also a house of innocence.

The two were satisfied with each other's situation, so they exchanged contact information and said that they would contact each other later.

finally found a solution before his birthday, and a big stone in Yan Rushun's heart finally landed.

Taking advantage of her free time at work, she told Xiaomeibai about herself and Xin Weiyang on WeChat.

Mei Bai is a full-time online writer, and she often has unique insights into people and things, and she is quite willing to exchange ideas with her.

But unexpectedly, as soon as she said the beginning, Mei Bai first threw a sentence: "You're fine, right?"

Yan Rushun was confused: "What do you mean?"

Mei Bai: "Sister, if it's really frigid, you have to go to the hospital for treatment." If not, you little virgin should not easily tie yourself to a cold man. ”

Yan Rushun: "Why?"

Mei Bai said bitterly: "I haven't tried it, how do you know that you are frigid?"

Yan Rushun felt that she was unreasonable: "I haven't tried to eat Xiang, but I clearly know that I won't like it for the rest of my life." ”

Mei Bai: "...... It's two different things entirely. ”

Yan Rushun is straightforward: "Eating men and women, people's great desires exist - you see, even the ancestors said that eating and sex are the same thing." ”

Mei Bai struggled unrelentingly: "Haven't you heard of 'thirty like a wolf, forty like a tiger'? How do you know what you are like at thirty when you are twenty years old?"

Yan Rushun was unmoved: "It is born from the heart." The kind of person I want to be depends on what kind of person I want to be. If I don't think about it, how can that thing come to me?"

Mei Bai held back, but still didn't hold back: "Sister, haven't you ever comforted yourself?"

“…… Not. "It's so rare that she actually understood.

"Have you ever seen an H-movie?"

"Yes. ”

"Any ideas?"

"I almost fell asleep. Do you really think that kind of slick film is good? Tell me, what's good?"

“……”

Mei Bai felt very crazy.

It can't be said that small hair is completely wrong.

The monk has a pure heart and few desires, and he can indeed not touch a woman for the rest of his life.

In ancient times, women were taught to be virtuous, and if they indulged a little, they would become sluts, and women from good families talked about sexual perversion, and there was almost no active desire, so they didn't come over like this.

But isn't that easy to pervert?

Everyone has been playing since childhood, Mei Bai still hopes to work hard to dispel Yan Rushun's naïve thoughts, so as not to regret it in the future: "Are you serious about that frigidity?"

"Seriously, we all said that we will cooperate tacitly and mutually beneficial. ”

"Damn, do you treat marriage as a business?"

Yan Rushun felt strange: "When did I say I was going to get married?"

"Didn't you say you had a crush on that man?"

"Yes, but it's just pretending to be a boyfriend and girlfriend, and I'm just going to give my mom an explanation first. ”

"I'll go. Mei Baibai was worried, and warned angrily, "I said, just pretend, don't make it true with a cold personality." ”

"Wow, I thought you, a novelist, would be happy to see it, what a dramatic development. Yan Rushun joked with a hippie smile.

Mei Bai directly sent a "bah" expression over: "Pull it down, I don't like your kind of drama in the current novel, fast food culture is popular, everyone likes to save trouble!

Yan Rushun replied in seconds: "Love at first sight!"

"No, directly across the foreplay, you have to go to bed at first sight, and you will fall in love for a long time. ”

"Cut, Mei writer, can you be a little more subtle?"

Mei Bai sprayed her: "You are subtle, you can't find Prince Charming after a hundred and eighty blind dates." If I write your story, my fingers are broken and I can't get to the point, how can readers be patient to chase this kind of text?"

Although she was smacked, Yan Rushun was still amused by her.

The colleagues in the card slot next door turned their heads to look at her.

Fortunately, there were still a few minutes left to work in the afternoon, she stuck out her tongue, restrained her arrogance, and seized the time to bury her head in a few words with Mei Bai: "As soon as you said it, I was speechless, recalling that I was so tired as a dog this year, but I didn't even see the shadow of the child's father." Now that I think about it, it is most convenient to get the certificate directly with frigidity, and it can be considered. ”

"Don't!" Mei Bai was anxious, and her voice was serious, "Don't try to save trouble for lifelong events." What is written in the book is one thing, reality is another. You tried to save trouble first, but then you found out that frigidity is a scum, and then you don't know how much trouble there is if you want to divorce. Be careful!"

"For a long time, your president novels are all lies. ”

Mei Bai was helpless: "Whoever calls primary school students like to read this, writing others is not profitable, and the red articles on the best-selling list are all one-night stands, I am also desperate, but what can I do?"

Yan Rushun also sighed: "A mother who is accustomed to the planned economy has to ask me to complete my life's great business step by step, I am also desperate, but what can I do?"

"Hey, stay up, your young daughter will become a mother, and you will come out. Mei Bai comforted.

Yan Rushun comforted: "You also have to stay up, when you become a god, write whatever you want." ”