In the past year, Yan's mother has been able to issue eighteen gold medal orders a day to urge marriage, and Yan Rushun was forced to start thinking about life.

used to go to school, Yan's mother repeatedly forbade her daughter to fall in love, which made all the grass and trees soldiers. She had to count the words when she talked to her male classmates, for fear of crossing the line.

After work, Yan's mother suddenly changed her face and began to urge her to find a boyfriend on a blind date, but this time she was not energetic.

What a great day to be free and easy to be alone!

What to say about the diet of men and women. She is indeed very good at appetite, but she has never experienced sexuality, and she does not care about it at all. The thought of having something to do with a strange man made her panic.

So, she deeply suspected that she might be a frigidity.

She loves children, though.

If she could have children without relying on men, she would definitely not want an appendage like her husband.

Of course, as a typical Chinese parent, Yan's mother also does not accept her daughter sayno.

At first, it was all a routine.

Yan's mother actively recommends blind dates from all walks of life.

Just listening to the introduction, they are like immortals in the sky: high education, good looks, good character, good work, and high salary.

Chatting and seeing, I found that it was just a land lord, and all indicators were false.

Actually, she's not a picky girl.

But this kind of blind date, first of all, it is more troublesome to refuse, if the other party is entangled, it will hurt the relatives if they are too ruthless.

Secondly, let's not talk about whether there is a good feeling, as long as it means that there is no bad feeling, a group of matchmakers will see the sky and talk in their ears, vying to be the first to be the promoter of love.

What else persuaded her: "Women will drop the price as soon as they are 25 years old, just don't hate each other and live together, you are too demanding and beware of becoming a leftover woman......"

Truly speechless.

It's as if she's a snack on a supermarket counter that turns into expired food when no one buys it.

I was thinking about dealing with a few pushes and a few complaints, and my mother should be interested.

Who knows, the alternatives in Yan's mother's hands are endless, and the relatives of the seven aunts and eight aunts who couldn't beat the eight poles before are suddenly very enthusiastic.

The recommendation is always always: "I promise this one is absolutely reliable." ”

Yan Rushun was annoyed and didn't want to participate in the blind date arranged by her mother anymore.

But the matter of urging marriage must not be avoided, and the further you go, the greater the pressure. You don't see, how many girls were forced by the three aunts and six mothers-in-law to have no choice, and finally they were forced to make do with a man and make do with it.

She couldn't always be passive, she decided to take the initiative!

So, on her 24th birthday, there was a gentleman's agreement between her and her mother:

Mom is not allowed to introduce blind dates before her 25th birthday, and she must bring her boyfriend back to her parents before her 25th birthday, otherwise she will be arranged by her mother!

It is said that it is a gentleman's agreement, but in fact, it is a bit of a decisive battle.

She mainly doesn't believe in evil: in this world, three-legged toads are not easy to find, two-legged men are everywhere, and in a year, can you still find a husband who you like?

No, to be exact, not a husband who agrees, but a qualified child and his father.

What is a Qualified Child Daddy?

To put it simply, it is to be able to be with her, and the husband and wife can raise the baby. Whether it's nurturing or education, it's all about the kind of heart.

For Yan Rushun, any contradiction between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law can be endured, but when it comes to children, the child's father must form a united front with her and not give an inch!

This is the bottom line, never waver!

Sitting and waiting for a perfect husband to fall from the sky, or looking forward to meeting love around the corner, this probability is probably smaller than winning the 5 million lottery.

She didn't wait for the rabbit, but directly registered a marriage website, and, in the face of a large number of candidates for the child's father, she put on her own blind date slogan: Looking for the child's father - the mother of the child who has no children.

Everything was ready, she rolled up her sleeves, sharpened her knife, ah no, she was eager to start the big waves.

There are a lot of applicants, but when you talk about it on the Internet, most of them are sand, and a few are not even sand, just waves.

Occasionally, when she met a man who looked like real gold, she felt reliable, so she made an appointment to meet. Of course, often after you meet, you know that it is actually a dog who is chatting with you, and you will die when you see the light.

It's not that she's too picky, but because she's afraid that the child will blame her in the future: Why did you pick such a dad for me?

In short, at first she was full of confidence, and after nine months, she couldn't help beating the drum in her heart.

Yan's mother has to mention the gentleman's agreement from time to time to prove that she will not forget this thing even if she is senile, and Yan Rushun's pressure is added little by little.

Well, I'm going to be 25 years old in three months.

Time is ticking!

What to do?

Roll up your sleeves and work hard, of course!

She took out the strength of the college entrance examination Wenshu, and stayed in front of the computer as long as she was free, and at the same time she could chat with seven or eight men, and the ticking sound was like a boiling soup pot, which was busier than the Taobao customer service on Double Eleven.

Arrange a meeting or two every day that feels acceptable.

The days go by like a blind date, and the chat is numb.

Not to mention the wrong-minded dating men, among the serious men who are asking for marriage, there are also many strange people.

As soon as the No. 1 serious man met, he looked her up and down, sat down satisfied, asked her about her career and family situation, and said directly: "Okay, let's get married!"

She almost squirted out a mouthful of water: "What did you say?"

"I said we could get married right away. ”

"You're kidding, it's not been five minutes since we met. ”

"What's wrong with five minutes?"

"We don't know anything about it, isn't it too hasty to say that we are getting married so soon?"

The No. 1 serious man disagreed: "Even if two people live together for 50 years, do you dare to say that you understand each other? ”

Yan Rushun: "......" big brother, you are so big (child) angry (drama), I am too small to be worthy!

She politely rejected the No. 1 serious man, and he persistently asked: "Then what do you think is wrong about me?"

She tactfully suggested: "It's not that there's anything wrong, it's just that we're not a good fit." I think that not any man and any woman can live together, the difference between people is still quite big, the personality and temperament are not matched, and it is easy to divorce when you get married, right?"

He shook his head and sighed, and taught earnestly: "Do you know how the leftover girl came from? ”

"......" There are always some people who speak Chinese as if they are in two languages with you.

The No. 2 serious man was also very satisfied with her hard conditions, and at the same time said very realistically: "You said that you want your husband to take care of the children together, this is too suitable for me." I usually like to play with children, and if we have children, I will be left to play with them. ”

Yan Rushun immediately became interested: "What are you playing with the children?"

"Pesticides!"

"Huh?"

"Don't you know? Glory of Kings, mobile game! I don't know this, you're too out!"

Yan Rushun: "......"

After getting started, the No. 2 serious man began to let go: "As for your other conditions, I think there is one thing that needs to be changed. My mom has been looking forward to bringing her grandchildren and enjoying her family for so many years. Anyway, it's very hard to take care of the children, and you don't have any experience with the elderly, so it's better to leave it to my mother to take it. ”

"But the child comes out of the mother's womb, isn't the mother the most important thing to the child?"

The No. 2 serious man immediately showed his skills with the mud: "I didn't say that you are not important, but the old man came to help you, what else do you have to complain about?"

Yan Rushun: "...... I'm sorry, I still seem to be married to you, right?"

The No. 2 serious man snorted: "Aren't we assuming?"

Yan Rushun: "You better drink more pesticides." ”

The No. 3 serious man said: "I think that the male protagonist is outside, the female protagonist is inside, and the wife will do whatever she wants to do at home, so the wife has the final say when it comes to taking care of children." ”

Yan Rushun asked, "What if your mother has an opinion about her grandson?"

"My mom has passed away, so you don't have to worry about that. ”

She was a little relieved, and then asked, "Then are you willing to participate in raising children?"

"If it's a parent-teacher conference or occasional homework tutoring, I'm fine. But I'm busy with my work, and I usually rely on my children's mothers. ”

She was immediately disappointed: it didn't meet her expectations at all, and she really didn't know why he applied for the job. Obviously, she has written the conditions very clearly.

The No. 3 serious man taught her seriously: "Marriage is a life for two people, and it is impossible to fully meet your personal expectations." Do you want a man to earn money to support the family, and a man to go home to share the housework, and now you have to take care of the children together, do you think this is too much?"

Yan Rushun asked rhetorically: "But, aren't women often like this? They go to work, do housework, and take care of children." Women can do it, why can't men?"

The No. 3 serious man paused: "Men are the main pillars of the economy, and they naturally spend more time and energy on work." ”

She nodded in approval: "Indeed, if a man has a higher income, it is common sense to share a little less housework, but doing less does not mean not doing it." It's okay for a woman to do laundry and cook, and for a man to clean up, right? It's okay for a woman to clean up the house, pay for water, electricity, and property, and for a man to wash the toilet and pay off a credit card, right?

The No. 3 serious man hesitated: "The man is still responsible for a little more things, right?"

"And what do you think men should be responsible for?"

He reluctantly replied: "It's okay to pay the water, electricity, property and management fees, and pay off the credit card." ”

Yan Rushun asked: "Then what should I do if I can't be busy alone with so many other things?"

He hinted, "Aren't there still your parents?"

She couldn't help laughing: "Then should you pay double the dowry when you marry a wife?"

"Why?"

Yan Rushun said seriously: "You even married your mother-in-law back, and you can't say it if you don't pay double the dowry!"

In this way, two months passed by like a gap.

She tossed herself to the point of exhaustion.

As soon as she thought that as long as she embarked on the blind date arranged by her mother, her mother would use excuses such as "I can't even get a boyfriend, and I should listen to me when I get married and have a baby", and she was anxious.

However, the bottom line is that it is not refundable.

She wondered if she should choose a so-so one to take back first, pass the customs, and announce the breakup after a while!

The problem is that you can't even pick out a so-so one that can be used as a spare tire. There are a lot of men, but they can't take it at all, they don't say anything else, they can't say anything clearly, how can they fool her shrewd mother.

However, all roads lead to Rome.

She was serious about reaching out to her rental boyfriends and said she would be a long-term client.

As a result, the other party either asked for a terrifying price, or he didn't say anything about it, so let her take a look at it first.

A photo of a fart!

She's not on a date.

But there is also a sincere telling her that being a rental boyfriend is just a little money to make a little money, and anyone can meet love around the corner, unless it is a gay, who can still make up their minds to be your long-term boyfriend?

When she thought about it, she simply blocked all these people, or turned around and came back to honestly seek marriage and pan for gold online.

It's been more than half a month, and seeing that there is still a week to celebrate her birthday, she feels that she is a little crazy, and when she sees a single man's eyes, her eyes are bright and bright, and her consciousness has not yet worked, and her unconscious has begun to automatically assess whether the other party can be listed as an object for development, or included in the spare tire alternative.

The whole one is like a marriage maniac.

Alas, the single dog who was forced by his mother can't afford to hurt it!

Fortunately, opportunities are always reserved for those who are prepared.

On this day, she was eating in a restaurant and was lucky enough to catch a spare tire.