My heart is so tired, really tired.

My body is also so tired, not the kind of tiredness that I brag about.

Seeing Zhang Xiaoling's little face flushed and her hands trembling, I knew that no matter how much I said, it was useless.

can only let her feel it herself, Lao Tzu's wilting appearance.

Zhang Xiaoling took out my things tremblingly, and then at first she couldn't find the doorway, she grabbed it, and then looked up in surprise and asked me, "Why is there no movement?"

I lay on the ground, my eyes looking at the ceiling, and said to her with a watery face, "What do you want to do?"

Zhang Xiaoling was choked by my rhetorical question, and she stammered: "No, shouldn't you grow up when you touch it?"

"You've watched too many little movies. I said to her lazily.

Zhang Xiaoling looked at me absent-mindedly, and suddenly said angrily: "I know, you are fighting with me, you are doing it on purpose! You want to make me guilty, don't you?"

This pig-like woman, this is human instinct, it's good that Lao Tzu is so powerful and can control it himself.

I ignored her, she likes to play and play, anyway, don't play me to death, give me a breath, I'm still a man.

Zhang Xiaoling said angrily: "Okay, then I'll have a good competition with you to see if your concentration is good, or my charm is good." ”

After saying that, Zhang Xiaoling didn't care about me anymore and continued to tinker.

This feeling of weakness makes me really depressed, Sister Qing, you really owe me too much.

After a few minutes, Zhang Xiaoling seemed to be deflated, she shook her hand and scolded depressedly: "Little scum, you must have done it on purpose, no, I will compensate you for everything I say today, you get up for me!"

I don't know if what she said to get me up, or if I want my brother to get up.

I was tied tightly by her, and I didn't bother to struggle, and said to her: "Maybe you are not attractive enough, maybe you can't do it, or maybe I'm not interested in you." ”

Zhang Xiaoling immediately exploded, "Grass, the old lady is peerless, you will not be interested in me, when you healed me before, that look in my eyes was not a silver needle, but your needle." Damn, I'm out today, if you dare to tell me what happened next. The old lady will hunt you down to the end!"

After Zhang Xiaoling finished speaking, he didn't know which tendon was wrong, so he gave up his hand, pursed his mouth instead, opened his mouth, and seemed to be doing facial muscle exercises.

Damn, my eyes are round, she actually wants to ......

I was just thinking about it, and suddenly my whole body trembled, I grass, come really.

Zhang Xiaoling buried her head in hardship, I actually felt a little attracted to her, and my body faintly recovered.

No, if it goes on like this, I'm going to explain it here today.

I held back my breath, biting my tongue with my teeth, and resolutely fighting her. Fortunately, Zhang Xiaoling gave up the final bottom line this time, and a few minutes later, she saw that I was still immovable, and immediately pursed her lips and scolded: "I finally don't know, it's not my problem, it's your problem, I really sympathize with you, sympathize with He Tiantian." ”

"Then let me go, hurry up, hurry up to class, what I promised you, I will naturally do it." I said to her.

Zhang Xiaoling had nothing to do, she hammered me angrily, muttered a useless man, and then let me go.

As soon as I regained my freedom, it was the rocket that left the infirmary with my ass in it. This beautiful doctor who eats people, if I go down, my bones will be gone.

Today, I'm in a state of confusion, my body has been injured before, and then the battle with Sister Tian Tian has actually been overdrawn, last night with Sister Qing was a bloody battle, Sister Qing is much more powerful than Sister Tian Tian, the kind that eats people and doesn't spit out bones, and I don't care about my life or death when I get up, and now I feel like I have to recover for more than a month to see if I can do it.

In the evening, I finally had a little strength to support me to walk normally, and I was just about to leave the school, when I was suddenly stopped by Zhang Xiaoling at the school gate.

Zhang Xiaoling glared at me and said, "Do you want to run?"

I shook my head and said bitterly, "I want to run, I have to have the strength too, let's go, go and jump into the fire pit." ”

Zhang Xiaoling said: "Wait a minute, I have one more thing, waiting for your family He Tiantian to come out." ”

I was full of excitement, and hurriedly pulled her and said, "You don't want to tell Sister Jia Tian Tian about Guozhao!

Zhang Xiaoling glanced at me and said, "What are you nervous about! I looked for your He Tiantian to borrow a car from her, and I borrowed someone from her by the way." ”

I was anxious all of a sudden, "You drag me to pretend to be your boyfriend, and then tell my wife in person, is this appropriate!"

Zhang Xiaoling said confidently: "Your He Tiantian is not such a stingy person, besides, I have helped you a few times before, and she has remembered it for you, she will definitely borrow it, hey, she came out." ”

I looked at it, and sure enough, Sister Tian Tian came out in her red BMW.

Zhang Xiaoling stopped the car very neatly, Sister Tian Tian got out of the car, and she said straightforwardly: "Hey, I have something to do today, I want to borrow your car from you, and by the way, I will also borrow your man for one night." ”

Sister Tian Tian looked at Zhang Xiaoling in surprise, then looked at me and said, "What's the matter?"

Zhang Xiaoling naturally wouldn't tell Sister Tian Tian in such detail, she said directly: "You don't care about this, anyway, I promise, when you come back, your car will be fine, and your man will be fine, don't worry, I'm absolutely not interested in him, just borrowing it to support the scene." ”

Sister Tian Tian nodded, threw the car key directly to Zhang Xiaoling, and said: "I don't worry about the car, I am more at ease with the people, after all, he will not be interested in you, you are too peaceful and he likes to be big." ”

When I heard this, I laughed directly, Emma, my sister Tian Tian is also cute and black-bellied.

Zhang Xiaoling was so angry that he pulled me directly and got into the car, and when I was leaving, I gestured to Sister Tian Tian to reassure her that I would go back well.

Zhang Xiaoling got angry, the car was driving, the same as F1, I was so scared that I didn't dare to open my eyes, and when I felt the car stop, I opened my eyes, and when I saw it, it was not a party, but parked in a shopping mall.

"Take you to buy a dress, so that you don't embarrass me. Zhang Xiaoling saw that I was puzzled, so he said to me.

I didn't refuse, but said, "Then you go, I'll sleep in the car for a while." ”

I need sleep time so badly—the kind that sleeps alone.

Zhang Xiaoling saw that I was wilting, and she didn't force it, she just asked me to stand up, she measured me with her hand, as if she was measuring the size, and after the comparison, she asked me to wait in the car, and I went to the mall.

I hurried to sleep, about half an hour later, Zhang Xiaoling came back, she carried a few bags in her left hand, and a few in her right hand, as soon as she got into the car, she was lying on the back seat like a dead person, constantly panting.

"I said you, don't you just carry a few bags of clothes, and do it harder than I do. I couldn't help but say to her.

But Zhang Xiaoling gave me a blank look and said to me: "You know a fart, okay, change your clothes quickly." ”

As he spoke, Zhang Xiaoling threw me a few bags, and when I opened them, I saw an Armani plaid shirt and a pair of casual pants, and I couldn't recognize the brand.

There is also a Gucci belt, a pair of leather shoes with an old man's head.

"Yo, it's a few thousand years bigger to get down this body, right?" I gasped and said to her.

Zhang Xiaoling said casually: "More than eight thousand, the old lady has made a bloody investment, if you don't earn enough face for me today, the old lady will unload you when she goes home." ”

I picked up my clothes and said to her, "Then I'll change here?"

Zhang Xiaoling said: "Nonsense, do you still want to go where to change, hurry up, the time is coming." ”

I didn't refute it, anyway, she wasn't interested in me, and I wasn't interested in her for the time being.

So I put on all the clothes on the side seat, this wear, yo, it really fits, this woman has a very accurate eye, after I put on the clothes, I feel full of energy, and the waist is much straighter.

She looked at me for a full minute, and then nodded with satisfaction, "Yes, yes, it's just that my spirit is too bad, you cheer me up, don't wilt anymore." ”

What can I do?,Wilt or something.,Being a man is the most annoying, okay.。

"Okay, you come and drive, go to Hengfeng Sports Club. Zhang Xiaoling suddenly said to me.

I was stunned, "I'll open it, what about you?"

Zhang Xiaoling glanced at me, "Do you want to be a little white face, let me drive, you can tell me." Besides, the old lady doesn't need to change her clothes. ”

"You're here too?" I asked, surprised.

"Nonsense, you're not interested in me anyway, and it's not a big deal to be seen by you. Zhang Xiaoling said and took out a beige dress from the bag.

I reluctantly moved to the driver's seat and muttered, "yes, you're a big deal anyway." ”

In the face of my sudden old driver drag racing, Zhang Xiaoling directly beat me. "What's the big deal! It's enough, you know! Everyone has to be as big as your family, He Tiantian!"

With that, she ordered me to drive, and then she staggered off her clothes in the back seat.

Although I was physically incompetent, my eyes were still very chicken-thief, and I peeked at her through the rearview mirror while driving.

Her figure is really not covered, the only fly in the ointment is that she is too flat compared to Sister Tian Tian.

Zhang Xiaoling knew that I was looking at her, but she didn't hide herself, but continued to change her clothes generously, while still despising me, "It's just a trick and a mouse's eyes, but it really comes in handy but doesn't look like a tough guy, it's useless to kill you." ”

Yes, you go on, I'll keep watching, let's not talk, okay.

After driving for more than 20 minutes, we came to the Hengfeng Sports Club, I parked the car, and after getting out, Zhang Xiaoling also came out behind me.

As soon as she stood up, I felt a little dizzy.

Paralyzed, I didn't think anything different about her when she was sitting just now, and now that she was standing up, the silk dress like water suddenly hung down, like a beige stream of water, rippling on her body.

Her hair was also draped behind her, her dress was open V, she wore a royal blue agate necklace around her neck, and a pair of jet-black and shiny high heels on her feet, and her whole person looked radiant.

Is this still the majestic Zhang Xiaoling from before? This is a different person, she is like an elegant fairy at the moment, beautiful and moving.

I noticed the place where I shouldn't have looked, Zhang Xiaoling saw that I had been staring at her, pouted and scolded: "Look at Mao!"

Gotcha, with a mouth, her temperament will be completely destroyed, and she should still have a bear.

I withdrew my eyes and said to her depressedly: "Zhang Xiaoling, tell me if you can do magic and make yourself bigger, or that you stuff something into it." ”

Zhang Xiaoling slapped me angrily, "It's not stuffed, didn't you watch the whole process in the car just now?" Hurry up, don't embarrass me, and wipe your saliva by the way." ”

Saying that, Zhang Xiaoling took the initiative to hold my hand, stood with me, passed by a mirror, and I also stopped to look at it, and she actually looked a little talented and girly, which was amazing.

Zhang Xiaoling is obviously very satisfied with his dress, constantly showing off his figure, and he doesn't want to be beautiful.

But I muttered, "Anyway, shouldn't you party in a hotel? Why do you come to this sports club, is this a special habit that comes with your profession?"

Zhang Xiaoling nodded and said seriously: "Well, those men like sports, and the party will naturally choose this kind of place with sports facilities." ”

"What about eating?" I asked, wryly.

"Eat your uncle! If you don't eat, you won't starve to death!" Zhang Xiaoling looked desperate for me.

Forget it, if you're hungry, you'll be hungry, it's a big deal to go home and cook instant noodles.

"By the way, when I see my former colleagues later, you must give me a little leisure, on the one hand, you are not allowed to be too domineering, on the other hand, you can't be cowardly, in short, you must grasp the degree and show your temperament, do you understand?" Zhang Xiaoling seemed to be at ease with me. Repeatedly.

understands Mao, Lao Tzu's temperament is to eat and sleep Sister Qing.

Zhang Xiaoling took me to a large box, took a deep breath, and said to me, "Do you want to go in?"

"It's not going to die, why do you treat death like home?" I pouted, and pushed the door open with one hand.

This push open, and the eyes of the people inside all looked over.

I looked over and there were already a dozen people inside, but none of them were eating, some with a dumbbell in their hands, some with a couple of darts, and some running on a treadmill.

This is the first thing I thought.

Zhang Xiaoling's charm is naturally undoubted, her arrival immediately attracted the eyes of those men, and soon those men stood in a row to welcome us.

Stand in a row and party?

A bunch of neurotics!, again, I concluded.

These people have an innate sense of rules, and they are all straight. At this time, a middle-aged man in his thirties and forties stood up and greeted us.

This middle-aged man is not tall, but his eyes are very bright, and he has a very obvious scar on his neck, which is shocking to see.

Judging from this person's temperament, this person should be the kind of warrior who survives under the shadow of the sword and sword, not afraid of any danger and death, and some are just a kind of domineering to move forward.

I quite admire this person, this kind of temperament is definitely not comparable to those sissies.

When Zhang Xiaoling saw this man, he also greeted him with a smile: "Brother Night Tiger, I finally see you again." ”

This person named Night Tiger laughed, and actually patted Zhang Xiaoling's shoulder very gentlemanly, and said to Zhang Xiaoling in a way of talking to a man: "Sister Spirit Snake, I haven't seen you for so long, but I have remembered it for a long time." ”

I'm confused, what is this?

Zhang Xiaoling smiled at Brother Night Tiger. Then he whispered to me, "This is our code name, we don't call them by name." ”

As soon as I heard it, I understood that this seemed to be the rule, and I always only called a nickname when I went out, which sounded pretty cool.

I thought it would be quite enjoyable, but it was immediately broken by a voice, "Hehe, Spirit Snake?" I remember that she left her job, what kind of code name did she call after she left, just call her name. ”

I looked at the person who was talking, and I saw a bald man with a tall head, speaking to us in a weird manner.

When his words came out, the happy atmosphere was instantly broken, and everyone became a little embarrassed.

At this time, Night Tiger came out to play the round, he first glared at the bald man, then looked around and said, "You remember, we are on vacation now. Put all the rules aside, those who like to call the spirit snake are called spirit snakes, and those who don't like to be called spirit snakes, I won't care how you like to call them, copper tower, do you have any opinions?"

The copper tower? I guess it's the bald head just now.

Sure enough, Tongta looked at us disdainfully and went on to play with his dumbbells.

Night Tiger finally looked at me at this time and asked on behalf of all the angry people, "Who is this?"

I was about to introduce myself, but Zhang Xiaoling took the first step, held my hand affectionately, and said to Night Tiger: "Brother Night Tiger, this is my boyfriend, called ...... Well, he also has a code name, called Evil. ”

Paralysis. Zhang Xiaoling was afraid that I would be embarrassed when I opened my mouth, so she simply didn't let me speak.

However, this is the code name of the hell, Lao Tzu is the evil of the ancients, not the evil, it sounds like rushing to eat stool.

The group of people laughed right away.

"Hahaha, what a crazy code name. ”

"No, no, no, this is not crazy, this is the second middle school, aren't the young people now all seriously ill in the second middle school?"

"Your code name is weak in comparison. ”

"By the way, don't you think that this evil little brother is very similar to Qiankun?"

Suddenly someone said that, and everyone blew up again, "yes." I thought it was weird just now, I didn't expect it to be so similar to Qiankun, boy, you won't be Qiankun's younger brother, right?"

I knew that this statement was going to come sooner or later, so I smiled and said, "I am an only child." ”

Everyone was curious and asked casually, and at this time, someone asked, "Why hasn't Qiankun come yet?"

"Oh, he said he was picking up his girlfriend, and he was going to be there soon. Night Tiger explained.

As soon as I heard it, I immediately understood that the real battle was behind, I had to compare with Zhan Kunming's girlfriend, at least not weaker than his girlfriend.

Zhang Xiaoling casually introduced these colleagues in front of me for me, and after a circle, my head became even more dizzy. Anyway, it's a group of dragons, tigers, and leopards, and they are more middle two than my evil.

I saw that Zhang Xiaoling was busy catching up with those people, so I hid aside and dozed off by myself.

After I don't know how long, the door was pushed open again, and I opened my eyes to see that the Lord was coming.

The person who came was Zhan Kunming.

It's just that Zhan Kunming came alone, and no girlfriend appeared.

Zhan Kunming is obviously different from these people, everyone else is in tank tops, shorts or something, Zhan Kunming is dressed elegantly, with a straight suit, shiny hair, and all the details are almost perfect.

Pretending to be forced, I couldn't help but curse in my heart.

As soon as Zhan Kunming came, everyone greeted him, "Brother Qiankun, come so late." I'm going to punish you for doing 500 push-ups. ”

Zhan Kunming smiled elegantly, and at this time he looked at Zhang Xiaoling, but said in his mouth: "I'm sorry, I picked up my fiancée just now, she is now touching up her makeup in the bathroom, and she will come soon." ”

Zhang Xiaoling looked at him and did not fall behind at all.

Zhan Kunming walked over very gentlemanly, stretched out his hand to her and said, "Spirit snake, I haven't seen you for a long time." ”

Zhang Xiaoling is worthy of being Zhang Xiaoling, dogs can't change eating, she also looked at Zhan Kunming elegantly, suddenly coughed, and spit directly on Zhan Kunming's hand with a mouthful of phlegm, causing everyone to exclaim.

Zhang Xiaoling apologized innocently: "Oh, I'm sorry, Qiankun, I've had an uncomfortable throat recently, and I spit out if I didn't know it, I'm really sorry." ”

I saw a hint of ruthlessness flash in Zhan Kunming's eyes. But he covered it up well, he casually took a towel, wiped it on his hand, smiled and said, "It's okay, I just don't know why the spirit snake has an uncomfortable throat?"

Zhang Xiaoling suddenly looked at me, as soon as I saw her like this, I secretly screamed that it was not good, she was going to pull me into the water.

Sure enough, Zhang Xiaoling was so strong that she couldn't pull ten cows, she looked at me and said aggrievedly: "What can I do if I see a doctor? I can't change my boyfriend, right?"

"What?" Everyone was stunned, Zhang Xiaoling's words were too inexplicable, including me, and they were also confused.

Zhang Xiaoling continued to say aggrievedly: "My current boyfriend is too big and stuck in his throat. ”

You are all old drivers, and when you hear this, you all immediately glared at me with envy, jealousy and hatred.

I also burned, Lao Tzu is big, but when did it get stuck in your throat, this morning it was obviously not stuck at all, and I was almost eaten by you as rice rolls.

Zhang Xiaoling's trick to pull people into the water can be described as too ruthless, I became a man's enemy in a blink of an eye, and those straight men glared at me one by one, as if they wanted to kill me.

Zhan Kunming also saw me, his eyes showed a hint of surprise, and then walked towards me very gracefully, "It turned out to be you." ”

That night, I dealt with Zhan Kunming, and I knew that this person was a rat, and I didn't want to talk nonsense with him, so I just nodded, which was considered to have said hello.

Everyone saw that I actually knew Zhan Kunming, and they all looked at us in surprise.

Zhan Kunming looked at me. Clearly full of disdain, he politely asked, "You are Spirit Snake's current boyfriend?"

I nodded, not saying a word.

Zhan Kunming smiled thoughtfully and said, "Spirit Snake, you found a boyfriend who is so similar to me, what do you want others to think?"

It's coming, and it's starting to be difficult.

Everyone also smiled and said: "Yes, Spirit Snake, the two of you used to look like a good match, but now you have found a copycat version of Qiankun, and you are a little eager to cover up." ”

"At the beginning, you were unkind to Qiankun, and now that we have broken up, we won't say anything about you, and now you are looking for a copycat version, you can't do it in style. ”

Zhang Xiaoling is unkind to Qiankun?

I looked at Zhang Xiaoling in amazement.

Zhang Xiaoling's face became ugly, it was obviously Zhan Kunming who was in trouble, and used Zhang Xiaoling as a shield to ruin her life, but now it has become Zhang Xiaoling's unkindness to him. It seems that Zhan Kunming must have fabricated a new version to slander Zhang Xiaoling.

"Okay, okay, it's over, what kind of boyfriend the spirit snake is looking for is her business, so we don't have to talk about it anymore. Zhan Kunming pretended to be kind and played in the round, his posture was very high, and he immediately pressed me down.

After all, in the eyes of everyone, he is genuine, I am a pirate, and piracy can never be clamoring with the genuine.

Everyone praised Zhan Kunming's approach and praised him for his great strength.

The atmosphere in this really made me very uncomfortable, I ignored Zhang Xiaoling's objections, and said that I wanted to go to the toilet, so I went out to relax first.

Because the clubhouse is huge, I went around to find a toilet. The toilets here are not separated from men and women, and each has a small cubicle.

I was just about to relax when I heard a strange sound coming from the innermost room.

My heart was immediately excited, in broad daylight, Lang Lang, blatantly doing things in the toilet.

All of a sudden, I felt like I was relaxed, and I tiptoed outside the room.

The people inside should have been in love and didn't hear my footsteps at all.

Tsk tsk, that's awesome!

I listened a little excitedly, so I simply turned on my phone and prepared to collect the beautiful ones.

After a few minutes, the person inside actually spoke.

One of the women said, "Is it fun?"

A thick voice immediately said, "Of course, my friend's wife, I'm nervous and scared, hahaha." ”

As soon as I heard it, paralysis was not only cheating, but also stealing someone else's wife. It's too much.

But I had a strange feeling in my heart, and I always felt as if I had heard this man's voice somewhere, and it was just recently.

"Where are you going to play next time, Xiaorou?" the man actually asked the woman.

"Next time, I'll go to his car. "This woman named Xiaorou should have a very bold style, and she actually popped out such a sentence, which made me dumbfounded, this woman's husband is going to wear a green hat to the sky.

"Hey, hey, I know, you're a little vixen with a lot of ideas. The man laughed.

"Hehe, people aren't for you, hurry up, there's something to do later. "Xiao Rou is urging the man.

My nerves tensed, and I quickly retreated quietly to a cubicle, and someone inside soon came out.

Sure enough, two minutes later, a male ghost sneaked out quietly.

I saw the man's back through the gap in the cubicle and was dumbfounded.

Grass, this man, isn't it the bald head of the copper tower in there just now?

He actually slipped out and ate a chicken temporarily, so Yaxing, so Yaxing.

I was about to take a picture of his back, when suddenly there was a scream from the next door, my hand shook, and the phone slammed directly to the ground.

I secretly screamed that it was not good, my whereabouts were exposed!

Sure enough, a small and mournful voice came from next door, "Who!"

I couldn't pretend to be dead, so I said as if I didn't know anything: "Lei Feng." ”

Then, my door was slammed, "You come out for me, you fucking pervert!"

I walked out in a daze, and standing in front of me was a very beautiful woman.

She has a delicate face, her fingers are like peeling onion roots, her mouth is like Zhu Dan, her face is still slightly beaded with sweat, slightly red, she looked at me angrily, and scolded: "Say, how long have you been here?"

I casually said, "Just here." ”

"The devil believes you!" she said angrily.

"If you don't believe it, forget it. "I pouted, I looked amazing.

But then, something happened that left me speechless.

Her face changed as she spoke, and she suddenly became soft and charming from the anger just now, and she said to me with a smile: "Is it good-looking?"

I'm dumbfounded, what rhythm is this?

"I didn't see it. "I'll be honest.

Then, she asked, "Well, does that sound good?"

It's weird, it's weird. What does this woman want to do!

Out of honesty, I nodded silently.

"So, do you want to try it for yourself?" she suddenly took a step closer to me.

This is simply flying to Yanfu, where can I believe it, I took a step back, "Miss, please respect yourself, you are a married woman." ”

This beautiful woman named Xiaorou suddenly sneered, "Sure enough, I heard it, but what, little brother, do you know what my biggest hobby is in my life?"

I was stunned, my body was already against the door, and there was no way to retreat.

She reached over with one hand, hooked my chin, and said evilly, "My hobby is a bit special." Just give it to my husband, no, no, no, fiancé......"

"Cuckold ......"

"Don't forget to take a commemorative photo......"

With that, she dragged me straight into the cubicle.

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