Chapter 661 - Fire Prevention, Theft Prevention and Prevention Brothers (3-in-1)
She pushed me hard against the wall with one hand, and then actually stretched out a foot and pressed her knee directly between my calves to prevent me from moving, her eyes were a little misty, and her smile was a little.
I was really taken aback by her, I have never seen such a bold woman, even Lin Sichun before, when I met her for the first time, she also gave me a soul, but then I knew that her nature was pure and good, and that time it was just a favor for Sister Tian Tian.
However, I don't know this Xiaorou at all, she is so good-looking, there is no shortage of men to say, I think I am very handsome, but I am not so handsome that people are so upside down.
I was afraid of a conspiracy, so I said to her in a calm voice: "Miss, is it appropriate for you to do this? I don't know you before, can you pull any man on the street to open meat?
Xiao Rou used a finger to point between my eyebrows, and then gently slid down my face, and said: "Hehe, little brother, you are too naïve, although I make Xiao Rou good at this, but not to the point of hunger." ”
I retorted, "Are you lying? I clearly saw that bald head just now, and I couldn't stand the people of the motherland." ”
Xiao Rou showed a playful smile, her index finger and thumb lightly knocked on the first button of my shirt, twisted slightly, and twisted it open, "Hehe, that bald head looks like a bump, but he's my fiancé's brother Oh, hehehe, fire and theft prevention brother or something, it feels the most exciting, isn't it? Otherwise, I wouldn't be looking for that ugly bastard, it's disgusting to think about that face." ”
My head exploded, paralyzed, this woman, I can't describe it with common sense, what she pursues is completely a sense of excitement, and it has nothing to do with the appearance and background at all.
I really don't know what her fiancé did to make her fiancée go out of her way to hook up with men everywhere to cuckold him, or if the woman herself is a psychopath. Pursue this strange thrill.
"Then I don't know you. "I watched her and unbuttoned all the buttons of my shirt, her technique was very sophisticated, as if it had been practiced in the battlefield for a long time.
Ling Xiaorou's height is not high, she raised her head to look at me, stared at me intently for a while, and suddenly said with a chuckle: "Boy, count yourself lucky, if it is usual, I won't look at a man like you, the only thing you are lucky about is that you look very similar to my fiancé......"
When I heard this, my whole heart trembled!
Cao, I finally know who this woman is! This woman is actually Zhan Kunming's fiancée!
Just now Zhan Kunming said that his fiancée was touching up her makeup in the bathroom, and at that time I saw the copper tower quietly walking out. Unexpectedly, it was not makeup to make up in the bathroom, but a cannon.
Thinking of Zhan Kunming's beast, I actually have a strange feeling of coolness in my heart, that girl caused Zhang Xiaoling to resign, and slandered Zhang Xiaoling, he also wanted to brag about her fiancée in front of us, but I didn't expect that her fiancée was actually this kind of person, cuckolding her everywhere, thinking of this, I was so happy that I didn't want it.
I even had an involuntary feeling at this time, otherwise, I would have given Ling Xiaorou and given Zhan Kunming a green hat?
However, I immediately dispelled this bad idea, mainly because I met Ling Xiaorou Pingshui, and this meeting was very popular. I'm not a big breeder.
After Ling Xiaorou finished speaking, she looked at me directly and muttered, "Hehehe, looking at your face, I really feel excited, I don't know how my fiancée will feel if I am asked for here by a man who looks very similar to him?"
Perverted, this woman is completely psychopathic!
Ling Xiaorou said, the foot on the wall went up a few centimeters slightly.
"Whew. I let out a cry of bitterness, and her foot stepped on me......
Ling Xiaorou sniffed my shirt and said with a smile: "It actually smells like cologne, this doesn't match your age, is there another woman who takes care of your outfits?"
I didn't answer, my face was pale, and I was about to explode when I was trampled on.
Ling Xiaorou looked at me in surprise at this time, "Hey, little guy, are you not good?"
I was stunned, why did the young lady say this?
But following her gaze, I looked at it, and I was suddenly a little ashamed, Lao Tzu's sage mode was still on, so she felt it for the first time.
"I ......" I was just about to speak, but Ling Xiaorou interrupted me.
"But it's okay, the man in my hand has to squeeze out a drop or two without oil. Ling Xiaorou said, suddenly squatting down.
Her neckline was a little wide, and I could easily see things like a little black birthmark ten centimeters down her collarbone.
Ling Xiaorou then ate rice rolls like Zhang Xiaoling in the morning, and ate rice rolls happily.
In fact, my heart has exploded, but I bite my lower lip tightly, and as soon as there is one of the charms in my heart, I immediately bite my tongue, for fear of revealing a little bit of dragon and tiger majesty.
After two minutes, I couldn't help myself and let out a "wow".
After this scream, I secretly screamed that it was not good, it was too loud, and it would be bad if there were people outside.
Ling Xiaorou chuckled, as if she had completed an amazing task, and said with a smile: "It turned out to be the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, you, but, when you meet me, your deeds are not enough, and next, the show is about to begin." ”
As she spoke, her brow furrowed.
My heart trembled, and I distinctly heard someone walk in from outside.
I was so frightened that I quickly held my breath and stared, so that Xiaorou also closed her mouth and stopped talking.
I thought it was someone unrelated who came to the bathroom, but I was wrong.
In the bathroom, a voice came out, "Boy, I know you're in the bathroom. ”
My heart pounded, this voice was clearly Zhan Kunming's!
He actually found the toilet, did he already know?
I was just thinking about it, and when I looked down, Ling Xiaorou actually showed an evil smile, and she obviously heard Zhan Kunming's voice.
I forgot, this girl is psychopathic, now that Zhan Kunming is here, she will definitely not let go of this once-in-a-lifetime scene!
Sure enough, Ling Xiaorou raised her eyebrows at me, and then lowered her head......
My cold sweat is coming out, this girl, it's too much!
I didn't know whether to answer Zhan Kunming or not, but I thought he must have heard the sound just now, so he went to the toilet, so I gritted my teeth and replied in a low voice with a roar: "What are you looking for me?"
At this time, the footsteps outside came closer, and he walked outside our cubicle.
His voice came over immediately, "I think we need to talk." ”
Talk about! I'm busy right now!
"Not available!" I said directly to him.
Zhan Kunming probably didn't expect me to be so direct, and was stunned for a while before saying, "I want to talk to you about Zhang Xiaoling." ”
As soon as I heard Zhang Xiaoling, I instinctively asked, "What's the matter?"
As I spoke, I pushed Xiaorou's forehead with one hand, but her strength was surprisingly strong, and I didn't push it.
"Come out and say it to your face. He said to me.
If you can come out, Lao Tzu has already come out, but I will come out, are you happy?
The veins on my neck are bursting up, this goblin.
"Don't you come out, don't you dare to face me face to face, for fear that I will hit you?" Zhan Kunming actually asked with affection.
I want to face you face to face, with Ling Xiaorou in the middle, count me my woman or your woman?
"If you don't come out again, I'll kick the door!" Zhan Kunming suddenly raised his voice, obviously seeing me cowering in the toilet, angry.
My heart suddenly rose to my throat, and if he ran into me and her fiancée running errands here, the scene would be very hot.
Just when I was helpless, suddenly Ling Xiaorou raised her head and looked at me, then pinched her throat and let out a light call.
The voice is like a yellow warbler out of the valley, like a lark crying in spring, so charming that you don't want it.
As soon as Zhan Kunming heard this voice, he immediately laughed, ", you kid, you can, you actually do things in the toilet, aren't you afraid of being known by Zhang Xiaoling?"
My heart finally went back to my stomach, and Ling Xiaorou's cry was obviously helping me, but it was also helping herself.
My eyes widened, and I watched Ling Xiaorou continue, and said casually: "On a whim, on a whim." ”
"Hmph, I don't know where the wild woman came from, she actually got involved with you. Zhan Kunming's tone was clearly very disdainful.
I glanced down at Ling Xiaorou and immediately smiled, "Yes, I don't know whose wild woman it is...... Whew......"
Halfway through speaking, I screamed, paralyzed, do you want to cut off my back road!
"Hehehe, wild woman, bite him to death! Boy, if you are like this, I will only look down on you even more. In this case, I don't have anything to say to you, in a word, if you leave Zhang Xiaoling, you are not worthy of her. Zhan Kunming obviously knew what we were doing, and actually suggested it.
That's when my heart was so weird.
Paralyzed, Zhan Kunming actually let his fiancée bite me to death, and he was still cheering and shouting on the side......
I endured the pain and replied, "I'm not worthy of Zhang Xiaoling, are you worthy?"
Zhan Kunming sneered and said, "In this world, only I am worthy of her! Everyone else is shit." Lao Tzu sees one and fights another!"
So crazy? Your fiancée works as a waitress with me!
I had the heart to tell Ling Xiaorou to listen, so I said: "Hehe, if you are single, I may still listen to you a sentence or two, but you have said it yourself, you have a fiancée, since you are not single, what qualifications do you have to say such things to me? ”
At this time, the door slammed, as if I was being leaned against by a heavy object, and I was scared to death.
Then, there was a lighter clicking sound outside the door, and then I saw the smoke rings floating up to the ceiling, this girl is actually very pretending to be temperamental, actually leaning on the door of my cubicle to smoke and pretend to be sharp, your fiancée is working as a waitress in my place!
"Fiancée, hehehe, okay, then I'll tell you honestly, that's right, I have a fiancée, this fiancée is still very big, she looks very sexy and charming, and she is also a chick. It's a pity, she won't let me get started, I have no feelings for her, she has no feelings for me, I and her are destined to be just a political marriage, and the woman I really like is Zhang Xiaoling. The girl said to me leisurely while smoking.
I'm almost laughing to death, he hasn't even started yet, and he always thought that his fiancée was a chick?
Your fiancée is working as a waitress in me! I kept circling this sentence in my head, and I actually felt so cool.
When Ling Xiaorou heard these words, her expression became even more strange, as if she was a little excited and a little angry.
She also deliberately whined twice, I took out my mobile phone, and she actually took the initiative to compare!
"That's right, where did this wild fox go, the sound is good. "This girl is still commenting outside, I really want to reply to your fiancée, can't you hear your voice, oh, you can't hear it, because you didn't get started......
"Since you are also a person of temperament, let's stop talking secretly, leaving her will do you no harm, if you entangle her again, I dare to guarantee that you will die without a whole body, and if I say it, it is Qiankun Dao." "This girl is still pretending to be forced with me, your fiancée is ...... me Forget it, I won't talk about it.
"Hehe, Zhan Kunming, you are cowardly and afraid, when you are on a mission, you use Zhang Xiaoling as a shield, causing her to be injured, and even resigning, and even more excessively, you also slandered her. Don't think that I don't know about these hooks, Zhang Xiaoling doesn't want to worry about you, so I don't bother to say it, you can do it yourself. "I'm also a little angry in my heart, I'm really holding grievances for Zhang Xiaoling, she's blind, she knows such an ex-boyfriend, but fortunately, she hasn't let him touch it.
"You, you are talking about it, are you looking for death!" Zhan Kunming was a little angry.
"Get out of here!" I suddenly felt something strange in my body. He yelled at him.
Zhan Kunming didn't expect me to be so bold, and shouted loudly: "You don't know what to do! Believe it or not, I told Zhang Xiaoling about your current situation!"
"Say, speak, it's better to say it all!" I roared.
Zhan Kunming wanted to threaten me, but when he found that I was not afraid of this threat, he suddenly had no way to do it, so he could only angrily drop a sentence, "Okay! This is what you asked for, I am a gentleman first and then a villain, and you will lack arms and legs later, so don't blame me." ”
After speaking, there was a sound of hurried footsteps outside, and the sound came from near and far, and he walked out of the toilet.
I finally breathed a sigh of relief, and this time it was as if my head had been emptied. A huge firework exploded in the head.
Worst!
I screamed badly, but it was too late.
Ling Xiaorou smiled, "It's actually pretty good, but this is the appetizer, and there's next." ”
And the next! Is this going to kill me?
I grabbed her suddenly, her eyes lit up, and her voice became ghostly, "Look into my eyes!"
Xiaorou was caught off guard and instinctively looked at me, and suddenly, her eyes gradually became confused.
I snapped my fingers lightly and said in a cold tone: "When someone mentions the word Liu Lang, you will make waves......"
"When someone mentions the word Liu Lang, I will make waves......" Ling Xiaorou repeated my sentence in a daze, just like a robot.
It's not that I'm so ruthless and hypnotic to a girl who has just scented nephrite. It's really this Ling Xiaorou's style is too weird, she seems bold, but I smell a hint of danger, she should also be a conspirator, otherwise, she would never have planned to frame her fiancé like this.
A normal woman, if she doesn't like her fiancé, it's a big deal to break up, but it's good for her to take revenge on her fiancé in this almost extreme way, which has to make me add a little bit of defense and set up a line of defense in case of emergency.
This line of defense can not only deal with Ling Xiaorou, but also kill two birds with one stone.
After Ling Xiaorou said this, she stood stupidly. I quickly straightened my clothes, gently pushed open the door of the cubicle, and then took two steps, snapping my fingers heavily, only to hear a "thump" in the cubicle, and she should be sitting on the floor.
I took advantage of this opportunity to quickly get out of the toilet and walk towards the box.
When I left, I was still uneasy, Zhan Kunming had already shown Senran's hostility just now, and I had to take another insurance.
Thinking of this, I called Qin Feng and asked him to give the phone to Lin Lu.
I casually explained a few words, and when I saw that the box was already in front of me, I hung up the phone, pushed the door and walked in.
The box was still lively, and Zhang Xiaoling stood in the middle like a star. With a glass of orange juice in his hand, he talked and laughed.
When she saw me coming back, she frowned, and resolutely abandoned the group of people and walked towards me, scolding as she went, "You fell into the toilet, didn't you?"
Khan, wearing such a good look and talking Sven will die!
I ignored her and looked at Zhan Kunming slightly.
Zhan Kunming stood not far away, glanced at me, raised his eyebrows, as if he was provoking me, and suddenly, he took advantage of people's inattention and reached out to wipe his neck!
Your fiancée is working as a waitress with me!
At this time, someone suddenly asked, "Qiankun, why hasn't your fiancée come over yet?"
Zhan Kunming came back to his senses. Immediately took out his mobile phone and made a call, and after a while, he hung up the phone and smiled confidently: "She came right away, and she got lost twice just now." ”
My heart laughed again, yes, lost my way in the toilet twice, and lost my mind twice under the man's watering.
Speaking of Zhan Kunming's woman, these people immediately became interested, and they smiled one by one.
I thought a little wickedly, these people are so excited when they talk about Zhan Kunming's fiancée, won't they all have a leg with his fiancée, right?
I looked at the copper tower, and saw that the copper tower was quietly practicing dumbbells, without speaking, which was unusual.
I immediately understood that those who really have a leg can't speak at this time. Talking, legs not yet extended.
"Have you ever seen Qiankun's fiancée? I heard that she is very good-looking, beautiful, and has a very cheerful personality. ”
"I've seen it once, and it's indeed a veritable beauty, blessed with everything. ”
"Won't you see you later, what's the monkey anxious, it's not your fiancée. ”
"By the way, Qiankun's fiancée has a very good background, right?"
Someone asked this, Zhan Kunming pretended to smile politely: "A little bit of the ability to beg for life will not be in everyone's eyes." ”
paralyzed, and pretended to be forced.
Everyone slapped Zhan Kunming one after another, "You are teasing us, I heard that your fiancée's family is rich and powerful, you are flying on the branches and becoming a phoenix." ”
Zhan Kunming still smiled elegantly, "It's okay." I fancy her person, not her family background. ”
I'm a dog in my heart, and I just told me that I don't have any feelings for my fiancée, which is awesome, as if I said, "I fancy Sister Tian Tian's beauty".
"Hey, by the way, Qiankun, why hasn't Black Finger come yet?" someone asked again.
Black Finger? What kind of fairy is this?
Zhan Kunming said with a smile: "Don't worry, today is Brother Heizhi, after all, this is on his territory, he won't not come, he said that something is delayed, and he is on the way." ”
At the mention of Black Finger, these people became excited.
"I'm so excited to see Brother Blackfinger again hahaha. ”
"Yes, Brother Blackfinger is our legend, but it's a pity. Halfway back, the tyranny of the heavens. ”
"Hey, in our line of work, we have seen a lot of life and death, perhaps, Brother Black Finger is tired of it, and it's a good thing for him to quit. ”
"Hey, by the way, Brother Blackfinger made a video with us before, didn't he say that he was going to give us a mysterious gift today? ”
As soon as he said this, everyone was excited, even Zhang Xiaoling was excited, and interjected: "Angry Tide Squad?
I whispered, "What is Raging Tide?"
Zhan Kunming showed a disdainful expression, but still explained to me politely and deliberately: "This Angry Tide Squad is the elite team in our International Bureau, and the people who can enter it are absolutely extraordinary, and it is the honor of our lives to do this business." ”
I nodded and chuckled softly, "I'll use an analogy, it's like the Osai class in our school." ”
My words immediately caused a burst of laughter, Zhang Xiaoling's face turned red, and he stepped on me in anger.
Zhan Kunming said jokingly: "Well, the words are not rough, although this metaphor is a bit dirty, but it is very suitable for your student temperament, yes, this is the truth." ”
Everyone looked at me with a little mockery, after all, they were talking about such a lofty thing, and I made an Osaiban analogy, which is not to lower the style.
But I was right, "That's what it means anyway." ”
Night Tiger is estimated to be looking at Zhang Xiaoling's face. He said to me kindly, "Little brother of the evil one, you might as well listen carefully to the sidelines, maybe it will be of great benefit to you in the future." ”
Zhang Xiaoling also glared at me angrily, I spread my hands, okay, anyway, sleeping on the side is the purpose I set from the beginning.
Seeing that I was no longer involved, they laughed for a while, and someone suddenly said: "Brother Blackfinger retired from the Angry Tide Squad, his words in the team can be said to be very important, this time he actually took the initiative to recommend people to join the Angry Mockery Squad, it is really rare, this person must be so good that Brother Blackfinger can't ignore it." Who could it be?"
Everyone was talking about it, but only Zhan Kunming smiled and said nothing, looking like he was underwhelmed.
Night Tiger was careful, and when he saw Zhan Kunming's posture, he immediately asked, "Qiankun." Do you know anything?"
Zhan Kunming bowed slightly and said, "Hehehe, if my guess is correct, the quota for Brother Black Finger this time should be given to me, I'm really embarrassed, it's a bit boastful to say it, so I'm embarrassed to say it just now." ”
When everyone heard this, they all showed expressions of surprise and ecstasy.
"Damn, why did I forget you, you are the ace of our team!"
"We were kicked in the head by a donkey, and we are still guessing, this is unknown, Brother Night Tiger also has this strength, but he is not qualified, and he is young and excellent, isn't it Qiankun. ”
"Congratulations, Qiankun. I didn't expect that there were talents in our team, congratulations!" Night Tiger also congratulated from the bottom of his heart.
Zhan Kunming began to be modest, "Hehe, it's too early to say congratulations now, all this is just my guess, maybe Brother Black Finger has another candidate, don't be embarrassed when you have a happy time." ”
Everyone complimented me again, and I couldn't sleep well.
At this time, the door of the box was pushed open again, and this time, everyone let out exclamations.
I opened my eyes and looked, yo he, the main lord is finally here, Ling Xiaorou!
Ling Xiaorou looks on par with Zhang Xiaoling, but her figure is definitely better than Zhang Xiaoling, but at this moment, she is actually as cold as ice. All the way slowly.
Yo, and play double-faced Yiren.
When Zhan Kunming saw Ling Xiaorou, he hurriedly greeted him, and said softly: "Xiaorou, you are here." ”
He said that he was about to sign Ling Xiaorou's hand, but Ling Xiaorou directly didn't give him face, leaned back, nodded and said, "Hmm." ”
This made Zhan Kunming embarrassed, and everyone showed strange expressions when they saw this.
Zhan Kunming also found himself to go down the stairs, "Don't mind, Xiao Flex is a little cold, but after getting along for a long time, you will find that she is very good." I made an agreement with her that before I got married, I would absolutely abide by the courtesy of a gentleman. There are really not many women who are so reserved and elegant. My brother Tongta knows this best, he also knows Xiaorou and knows that she is such a principled woman. ”
I snorted and laughed, I couldn't help it.
The copper tower on the side was a little afraid to look at us, and continued to practice dumbbells, pretending to be deaf and dumb.
My laughter suddenly made everyone frown, and Zhan Kunming was especially displeased, and he glared at me fiercely.
Ling Xiaorou also noticed me at this time, she saw that I was actually there, and there was a gleam in her eyes, "Who is he?"
This girl, who actually acted in a full set, played strange with me, and you gave me a ...... just now Forget it, don't talk about it, it seems that I'm so cheap if I talk too much.
At this time, I was not afraid that people would call my name at all, because these people were full of qualifications, and they were all called code names outside.
Sure enough, Zhang Xiaoling motioned for me to come over and introduced: "This is my boyfriend, evil come." ”
"Evil?" Ling Xiaorou frowned and looked at me.
It can be seen that Ling Xiaorou is very unhappy with me, Zhan Kunming saw the situation, so he simply saw the wind and became angry, he sneered, and said to Zhang Xiaoling: "Spirit snake, this is the boyfriend you are looking for, not only is he not knowledgeable, but he is also not polite at all." ”
Zhang Xiaoling was a little embarrassed, my performance just now was indeed a little rude, she explained in a whisper, "I'm sorry, my boyfriend is young and ignorant." ”
"I don't think it's just as simple as being ignorant, right?" Zhan Kunming looked at me mockingly. It seems that the big move is about to explode.
"That's what he is, you don't pay attention to him. "Zhang Xiaoling is a little disappointed in me today, she originally brought me to support the scene, but now she is embarrassed by her, making her a little depressed.
"Spirit snake, I didn't say you, after you abandoned me, your vision is getting worse day by day, you actually found this thing as a boyfriend, do you know his character?" Zhan Kunming stared at me and said.
Here you go, you're going to me.
"His character is actually not bad. When Zhang Xiaoling said this, he was a little weak.
"Hehe, if I tell you, he is a very attentive person, and he is merciful everywhere. Do you believe it or not?" Zhan Kunming broke the news step by step, step by step.
Zhang Xiaoling looked at me with burning eyes, and said with a little hesitation: "I know that he is merry by nature, but he should still have discipline." ”
Zhan Kunming suddenly laughed loudly at this time, "Spirit snake, spirit snake, if it wasn't a good thing for me to bump into him today, perhaps, you would really be deceived by him and dizzy." ”
"What's the good thing?" everyone's curiosity suddenly rose.
And Zhang Xiaoling's gaze was even more complicated, and he obviously lost confidence in me.
Facing everyone's expectant eyes, Zhan Kunming pointed at me and said righteously: "Just now, when I went out to find my fiancée, I accidentally blocked this person in the toilet! He was in the toilet, guess what he was doing?"
Everyone shook their heads, but their faces were full of excitement.
Zhan Kunming said with great sorrow: "He is in the toilet, I don't know where the pheasant came from, he is doing something! Heartbroken, heartbroken! Spirit snake, is this your boyfriend! Hunting wild food behind your back, you can bear it!"
Everyone fried the pot at once, and they all looked at me with the eyes of beasts.
I, on the other hand, smiled at this time.
Are you going to me? Come on, see who's dead!
I suddenly cast my eyes on the silent Ling Xiaorou on the side, and then said with a wicked smile: "Since you are so curious, do you want to know, the pheasant in the toilet ......"
"Who is it?"
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