Lao Zhang followed: "That's right, as the saying goes, if you are not afraid of thieves, you are afraid of thieves, you can't guard such a big mountain every day." ”

Lao Li immediately said: "We report, we want to be a tainted witness!"

Seeing that the two guys above shouted so sincerely, the salted fish below said: "I was suddenly moved by these two children, what they said was too true, what do you think?"

The red boy nodded slightly......

Seeing this scene, Lao Zhang and Lao Li really cried, and the two big demon kings finally nodded, and it seemed that they were saved

As a result, I heard the monkey who seemed to be quite kind say, "Look at them alive, let's roast them again......"

Hearing this, Lao Zhang's eyes darkened and he fainted.

Lao Li was also about to faint, and he saw that the salted fish had a long mouth: "Eat a mouthful of thick phlegm from the old ancestor!"

Syllable!

There was a chill on his face, and Lao Li suddenly sobered up, but the strange smell on his nose made him nauseate again and again.

Salted fish ignored him and asked, "Let's talk, if you don't talk about it for a while, it will be cooked, and you won't have a chance to say it." ”

Lao Li was thinking about how many questions to talk about, when he heard an excited cry from afar, looked up, and saw a majestic squirrel standing on the head of a big white wolf, and the squirrel shouted excitedly: "Huh!

While waving bamboo strips and slapping Lao Zhao and Lao Zhou in front, the clothes of these two people were smashed, and the down in the down jacket flew out every time it was pumped!

Looking at those two guys, their tired tongues were sticking out, but they didn't dare to stop, screaming in pain, but they didn't have the strength to shout.

Lao Li suddenly felt that he was lucky, and this finger temple was a group of devils!

Scheming with the devil?

He suddenly felt that it was tantamount to dying in a different way!

So, Lao Li said: "The five of us are called the Five Surname Tuan, and we don't know what each is called." Everyone uses code names to name names, which are the five at the beginning of the hundred family names, Zhang Wang, Li Zhao Zhou.

We're actually pretty good people......"

The monkey silently took a stick and turned over the fire, and the fire became much stronger.

Lao Li said with a crying voice: "Okay, we are not good things......

The monkey spilled urine, and the fire was a little smaller.

Salted fish looked at the monkey like this, shook his head slightly, and muttered: "Sure enough, one finger is wilted in the temple, and this monkey is ......."

Lao Li hurriedly said: "Our main business is stealing and cheating, and the business we received this time is from country M." I don't know the identity of the other party, I haven't met, I only know that he is rich. Because of the first meeting, the other party gave us 200,000 yuan for the journey. Moreover, the other party made it clear that as long as we can steal the Hanzhu seedlings and the stone tablet rubbings this time, he can give us 100 million US dollars as a reward.

100 million dollars, how much is that? We've never seen that much money in our lives.

However, this 100 million dollars is not just for us.

We support him, it seems to be a bounty money.

Whoever completes these two tasks will have $100 million.

Half done, take half of it. ”

When the red boy heard this, he said, "You mean, the other party also invited other people?"

Lao Li nodded and said, "Yes, the other party is in charge of casting the net and inviting a lot of people." I don't know how much, but we're close to this, so it's the first batch. There will definitely be more people who will take the opportunity to go up the mountain and steal things. You've got to be careful, those guys, it's not good stuff. ”

"Talk like you're a good thing. "Salted fish, click, click

Lao Li said bitterly: "Big brother monster, ancestors, you see, I have said everything I should say, can you let me down......?

"It's useless if you have anything, the police are coming, follow along. The red boy laughed.

It turned out that when Lao Li was hung up, Red Boy had already called the police.

It was an acquaintance Bao Yuluo, who had been in contact with Fang Zheng a few times, and he was also an acquaintance of Yizhi Temple.

I didn't know what the idea was, so I transferred Bao Yuluo to Yizhi Village anyway, and was responsible for the security of this area.

As soon as Bao Yuluo came, he saw the two unlucky guys smoked in the black smoke, and he almost didn't laugh when he looked at each other's dark and pitiful appearance.

Not enough for Bao Yuluo, he still paid attention to his image, didn't laugh, and stepped forward and said, "Are they okay?"

The monkey said: "Don't worry, on such a cold day, they will be roasted on a fire, and they will not freeze to death." ”

Bao Yuluo was speechless for a while, is this Nima freezing to death? Is this going to be burned to death!

Bao Yuluo nodded slightly, his face fluctuated without expression, and said, "That's good, you guys look at it, I'll go and take a look." ”

After Bao Yuluo finished speaking, he left, and after a while, a burst of cheerful laughter sounded behind a big stone......

Another policeman with an old face who came with Bao Yuluo shook his head slightly and muttered: "After all, I'm still too young, so I can't hold back my laughter." ”

At this moment, a whistling sound sounded, he looked up, and saw the classic scene again, Lao Zhao and Lao Zhou ran to the police and threw themselves on the ground, hugged his thighs, and shouted: "Help!

Before the police could figure out what was going on, there were two more white-haired things on their legs......

Then there was a sudden braking, and a big white wolf stopped in front of him, and there was a squirrel with an excited face and a small bamboo stick in his hand.

Look at the lone wolf, the squirrel, and the two unlucky ones below......

Lao Cheng policeman bent down and pulled the hands of the two people away, and at the same time comforted each other: "You let go first, do a good job." I'm here, it's all right. ”

Lao Zhou cried: "Don't let him beat me...... It hurts so much......"

Lao Zhao said: "This is the ten great tortures of the Manchu Qing Dynasty, and it is not so ruthless! This squirrel specializes in pumping eggs...... The eggs are almost in egg soup......"

Lao Cheng policeman was afraid of the two, and then said to the monkey and the others: "You guys look at it, I'll go to the side to see what the rain is like." ”

Then the old policeman also left, and after a while, a maniacal laugh sounded from behind the big rock......

A group of people here were petrified in the wind in an instant...... Nima, all one virtue!

After a while, Bao Yuluo and Lao Cheng came back, their faces tightened, and they handcuffed the four people two by two.

At this time, Bao Yuluo asked, "Didn't you say that there were five people?"

The red boy looked at the squirrel, and the squirrel looked at the monkey, and the monkey spread his hands and said, "Well, maybe I got lost in the bamboo forest." ”

At the same time, in the bamboo forest.

"Who can save me! How can I get out! Help me!" sat in the snow and cried.