Lao Zhao rolled his eyes and didn't know anything.

Lao Zhou, who climbed to the ladder to rub the print, heard the movement, looked down, and saw a black shadow rising into the air and jumping directly on his head!

He looked up, and just as a gust of wind was blowing, the dark clouds opened a gap, revealing a full moon!

He saw that in the background of the moon, the shadow of a black monkey was extremely clear, and the monkey was holding a stick!

"Sticks, I ......" Lao Zhougang wanted to hide.

Boom!

Poof!

The monkey looked at Lao Zhou, who fell from the side, his head stuck in the snowdrift and remained motionless, threw away the stick, clapped his hands and said, "It's so unprofessional to come to our Yizhi Temple to steal things?"

Then the monkey tied the two people with ropes and dragged them directly to the entrance of the temple and hung them on a tree.

At this time, the red boy and the salted fish came back, and the two guys brought a lot of things, all of which were some winter vegetables prepared by the villagers for Yizhi Temple. As soon as he arrived at the door, he saw the monkey hanging people on the tree, and the red boy asked in wonder, "Senior brother, what's wrong with these two people? Why do you want to hang them on the tree? Anyway, we are also a Buddhist sect, so this is a bit excessive, right?"

The monkey told the two of them what they had done, and when the red boy heard this, he raised his eyebrows, threw down the bag, and scolded: "These two bastards actually smeared red paint on the stone tablet, and hung it high!

Salted fish shook his head and said, "What are you doing hanging so high? What should I do if I freeze to death?"

Red Boy said, "Then let them go like this?"

Salted fish shook his head and said, "You can't let it go, you have to deal with it by the police." But we can't freeze people to death, right? I think we should light a fire under them to keep them warm and show our human side. My Buddha is compassionate, Amitabha Buddha ......"

The monkey scratched his head and said, "You've been talking for a long time, isn't it just a barbecue?"

The salted fish glanced at the monkey and said, "What are you talking about? Have you ever seen a roasted person? Even if it is roasted, it is an unnecessary loss caused by our kind mistake." Our intentions are good!"

The monkey started properly and said, "Amitabha, what the junior brother said is right. ”

Lao Zhao and Lao Zhou on the tree heard these words, and after listening to them, both of them cried!

Who said that the animals on the mountain are cute and gentle?

What an animal!

This TM is a youkai!

I'm going to roast them soon!

I thought these monsters were talking and playing, but these guys really got some firewood, and then hung them under a relatively remote tree outside the temple and lit them......

"Don't do that! If you have something to say, we'll say whatever you ask us. Seeing that these monsters are about to eat barbecue, Lao Zhang is really afraid.

When the red boy heard this, he was immediately happy, and asked the salted fish and monkey on the side, "Do you have anything to ask?"

The two guys looked dazed, subconsciously shook their heads, and asked what?

The monkey said, "What do you ask? What is there to ask, they steal things, and we eat barbecue...... Ahem...... We warmed them up, and I was almost touched by myself for such a benevolent and kind act. ”

When Lao Zhang heard this, he immediately cried, thinking that these people were scaring himself and wanted to ask something.

As a result, these guys turned out to be just, simply - want to eat barbecue!

Just when Lao Zhang and Lao Li were about to collapse, Salted Fish suddenly raised his claws and shouted, "I have a problem!"

Lao Zhang and Lao Li glanced at each other, they both saw the hope in each other's eyes, and said in their hearts: It turns out that they are scaring us, they still have problems, in this case, we are still valuable, and we should not be able to die.

Lao Li shouted: "Ask! Ask, as long as we are released, we will definitely know everything, and we will say everything!"

Salted fish asked seriously: "Are you allergic to chili peppers? I don't want to eat barbecue, a pinch of red lumps in the east and a pinch of red bumps in the west." In addition, runny nose and sneezing are not allowed. ”

"I have a question, do you have cumin allergies?" asked the monkey as well.

When Lao Zhang and Lao Li heard this, their faces suddenly darkened, do these grandsons only know how to eat?

Red Boy coughed dryly and said, "Stop talking nonsense. ”

Lao Zhang and Lao Li seem to see hope again...... Won't you finally fool us?

I heard the red boy say: "The fire is so small, they will freeze to death, increase the fire, like this......"

After speaking, the red boy's mouth snorted, and a flame erupted, and the firewood below instantly rose to a high level! The rolling heat wave rose to the sky, Lao Zhang and Lao Li only felt that their feet that were about to freeze were scorching, and they felt that they were about to become an iron plate, and the two of them screamed.

Seeing the scene of the red boy breathing fire again, the two of them knew that they were really meeting monsters!

"Don't eat us!"

"Help, youkai eat people!"

"We were wrong, big brother, uncle, let us go. ”

……

It's a pity that the red boys don't pay attention to them at all, but chat by themselves.

Salted fish said: "This is not good, the fire is too strong, and it is easy to bake." ”

After speaking, the salted fish's mouth opened, and a column of water erupted, and the fire immediately weakened.

The monkey said, "There is not much firewood, I'll add some more." ”

But the wood that the monkey caught was all wood from the snow, and it was very wet, and it was thrown into the fire, and the result was ......

Billowing black smoke rises into the sky!

Lao Zhang and Lao Li, who were hanging on the tree, only felt that it was dark in front of them, coughing with a lot of tears and snot, and at the same time, the scorching heat brought by the black smoke made the two of them sweat like rain, and they were almost out of strength to cry......

Under the tree, the salted fish secretly asked the red boy, "You won't play to death, will you?"

Red Boy shook his head and said, "Don't worry, with me, they can't die." The death penalty can be avoided, but this living sin, hum...... Enough is enough for them. ”

Lao Zhang and Lao Li were really crying, they regretted going up the mountain to steal for the first time.

At the beginning, they promised the owner to go up the mountain to steal things, but when they came, they were not good things in the first place.

Second, stealing is not a big crime, if you are really caught, you can be scared, if you can't beat it, you will cry, you will pretend to be miserable, as long as the other party has a little conscience, they will have a chance to run away.

Third, even if he is caught, he will not be sentenced to much punishment.

So, five people came without fear!

But now, they suddenly found that their little abacus was crooked!

Of course, they were right, but they were wrong about one thing, they weren't facing people!

It's a youkai!

Monsters don't play cards according to common sense at all!

Seeing that he was out of breath, Lao Li finally couldn't help but shout: "Big brother monster, we don't want to steal it." Someone paid a lot of money for us to steal it. You let us say, we don't say, you eat us, and someone will come later. ”