I felt a trembling all over my body, and my head was a little about to set off fireworks, this demon was so direct and so presumptuous!

But her words made me feel as uncomfortable as a pinprick all over my body, yes, I took precautions, but I didn't prevent this!

In my heart, the eighteenth generation of ancestors scolded by Zhan Kunming are going to climb out at this moment, oh Zhan Kunming, you cheated me, obviously you don't live up to your name, and you give yourself a nickname, just call the little weak chicken, and now I'm exposed.

But I also feel so helpless, this is my capital, what can I do, what can I do......

I looked at Wei Yu and smiled awkwardly: "You are mistaken, I am your big brother, how can I be wrong?"

I had no choice but to roll up my sleeves and do it, and the dead skin was held up to the end.

When I said this, Wei Yu frowned and said, "But, but the first few times, you obviously didn't ...... like this."

I quickly took a step back and escaped from her clutches, and she had been in pain as she had just asked.

Seeing her hesitation, I was immediately relieved, women have a sixth sense for all this, and there are times when the sixth sense is not accurate.

So I continued to flatter and said: "A few times before, how can it be so exciting as today, today you are beautiful to the sky, I am naturally more excited, excited, naturally more capable, men, you know ......"

When Wei Yu heard me say this, he actually nodded and said with a smile: "Well, this is the first time that people have worn so many clothes to show you, just to comfort and comfort you." ”

I saw that things were finally fooled by me, and I just breathed a sigh of relief, but I didn't expect her to bully her again, break through the defense again, and she became a female version of Sun Wukong in the blink of an eye, and she was going to heaven to rebel.

"Brother, I didn't expect you to be so powerful, hehe, people earned it today, come on. Wei Yu said to me with a grin, and then, pouting, he was about to kiss me.

At the moment, my head is clouded. I didn't have time to dodge, and I was kissed by her, this senior sister of Sun Monkey was too presumptuous and was going to rebel.

I was taken by her, rolled straight to the bed, and then everything was confused.

When I came to my senses again, I found that all my clothes were gone, and she was about to go on a killing spree.

At the last moment, my head suddenly became agitated and paralyzed!

I'm here today to take some artistic photos, and then go to slap the second senior brother in the face, but I'm not really here to fight with this senior sister with real guns!

IT'S REALLY THIS GIRL'S COSPLAY IS TOO AWESOME.,COMPLETELY WRAPPED ME IN.,If I get her success again.,Wouldn't it be too sorry for my wife.。

I'm still a little measured in this kind of thing, thinking about it. I gently pushed her and said to her, "Well, I'll go take a shower." ”

My delaying tactics were immediately debunked by her, she pursed her lips disdainfully, and muttered: "What's wrong with you, brother, every time you don't take a bath, what are you doing so much this time, besides, people don't mind, I washed it for you just now......"

As she spoke, she pouted, and my goosebumps rose, and I understood what she said, and she said to help me wash it, which means how to help me wash it.

I felt that I could not go on like this, that I would really fall, so I went to the edge of the bed and said to her, "That's not it." You're going to wash?"

Wei Yu seemed to be disappointed, but she didn't say anything, pouted, and walked into the bathroom.

I finally breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that I would take advantage of her bath and hurry away.

So when I heard the sound of rushing water inside, I tiptoed towards the door.

Who knows, at this time, there was a knock at the door, but it didn't scare me.

Who is going to be here at this time? My heart is in my throat.

I cautiously looked at the bathroom, and Wei Yu seemed to be covered by the sound of water and didn't hear the sound.

So I carefully looked at the people outside through the cat's eyes, and at this look, I was dumbfounded.

Outside, it was Zhan Kunming with a pig's head!

I was pretending to be Zhan Kunming to seduce his woman, but I didn't expect him to appear, and I felt a pain in my head.

How did Zhan Kunming find this place? Who told him? A trace of doubt appeared in my heart.

At this time, Zhan Kunming knocked on the door again, and he said: "Who is inside? Give me back my mobile phone, my mobile phone has a location, don't you want to run!"

My heart thumped, wiped it, it turned out that the problem was on the phone!

I also understand that Zhan Kunming is engaged in the international strip industry, and the mobile phone must have a positioning and tracking system, which is careless and paralyzed.

What can I do now? Zhan Kunming knocked on the door again, I was afraid that the sound of knocking on the door would be heard by Wei Yu, at this time, I suddenly became anxious, pinched the voice, and the girl said through the crack in the door girlishly: "It's me, big brother." ”

Because he kept his voice to the lowest level, and then used falsetto, Zhan Kunming couldn't hear anything at once, anyway, I saw him stunned for a moment through the cat's eyes, and then his expression immediately became vivid.

He also opened the door and whispered, "It's you, little sister, I guessed it was you a long time ago." ”

I have a black line, I've seen shameless, I've never seen such shameless, this is an embarrassing chat, aren't you afraid to talk to death?

"I guessed that my phone was taken away by you, open the door quickly, I want to kill your little sister." Zhan Kunming said very obscenely.

Looking at his expression, I knew he wanted to do something, and then I said sharply, "That idiot is inside." ”

Zhan Kunming was dumbfounded when he heard this, "Ling Xiaozhu is inside?"

I stubbornly said, "yes, he's in the house." ”

Zhan Kunming immediately gritted his teeth, "Grass! This fool, Lao Tzu is unhappy when he thinks that you have been given a dog by him." ”

I feel pale in my heart, this Zhan Kunming is a little too shameless, people make Xiaozhu Wei Yu's real boyfriend, Zhan Kunming are you a junior, are you a good junior, you are still brazen and say something unhappy, you have made other people's girlfriends so bad, did people make Xiaozhu speak.

"Little sister, if you don't come out, let's open another room?" Zhan Kunming said at this time.

Damn, the sperm worm completely got into his brain, and there was no cure.

I was barricaded in the door, and there was nothing I could do at the moment, when I suddenly had an idea, and said to him, "That won't work, I don't dare to go too far away from this fool, or he will doubt me." ”

"Oh, little sister, do you know how depressed I am today, I was played to death by that stupid sister, and I actually wore a hat everywhere, Lao Tzu couldn't swallow this breath, I had to find some face on you to come back, let Xiaorou put a hat on me, and I would wear a hat for her brother." ”

Your circle is really messy, that's all I can say.

"Also, that idiot named Liu Lang, I will kill him sooner or later! Not to mention robbing my ex-girlfriend, he dared to attack my fiancée and put two hats on me. Hmph, however, he is still too naïve, thinking that I am just these two women, hehehe, I still have you, little sister, Lao Tzu will find someone to ask his phone number later, and broadcast our love voice to him live, angry with him, see if he still does me!"

I'm in a groove in my heart, Lao Tzu is looking for you to provoke you, you can pull Lao Tzu on this matter, then Lao Tzu can't bear it, you want to find death yourself!

"I know you're uncomfortable, brother, hey, I'm uncomfortable too. I'll whisper first.

"That brother makes you comfortable. "This girl is actually an old driver driving, and she is very much a hooligan at every turn, showing the lower limit all the time.

"Okay, brother, I'm afraid of you, so, I just finished doing something with that idiot, he fell asleep on the bed, I don't dare to go too far, I'll take a shower first, you go downstairs to buy some Taotao, he used up all the Taotao in the room just now." Five minutes later, you push the door in, take off your clothes and put it at the door, you go straight into the bathroom, lock the door, we're in the bathroom, you don't say anything when you come in, let's just do the whole thing, okay? I'm afraid your voice will be heard by him, okay?"

Zhan Kunming's head outside has been invaded by insects, where is there room to think, he immediately agreed when he heard it, and by the way, he laughed at Ling Xiaozhu: "Hehehe, that fool, physical strength is just not good, just a while to fall asleep, look at Lao Tzu." ”

As he spoke, I saw him go to the elevator with his farts upright, probably to buy Taotao.

I'm starting to prepare at this time, this idiot, if he wants to disgust me, I'll disgust him first.

I looked around the room, God help me, Wei Yu was role-playing, and there was a black hood in the bag.

I wrapped the quilt in a ball, then put the black hood on the needle, walked to the doorway to take a look, and nodded in satisfaction.

It's as if someone is sleeping on the bed.

Then I put Zhan Kunming's mobile phone in a conspicuous place at the door, in order to let Zhan Kunming get it.

After doing this, I unlocked the door, took out another room card and put it on my body, and quietly hid outside the door, ready to watch the show.

While waiting, I first went to the hotel bathroom. I changed my previous clothes back, and then I took out my mobile phone casually and sent a text message to Ling Xiaorou, "Come to the Southeast Hotel, there is a surprise, be sure to call your brother, he is the protagonist!" ”

Ling Xiaorou quickly sent me a message back and asked me what was going on, and I asked her to come over and take a look.

After sending a text message, I saw Zhan Kunming appear, he hummed a little song along the way, although his whole face was crooked, but it looked like a spring breeze, he took a box of Taotao in his hand, threw it up and picked it up for a while, and snapped it with his hand for a while, as if he was afraid that others would not know what he was holding in his hand, and as if he wanted the world to know that he had X life.

Zhan Kunming walked to the door of the room, obviously slowed down, and stopped humming a little song, he tiptoed close to the door, and then lightly put his hand on the door, clicked, and the door opened.

This made him so excited that he just slipped in.

I can clearly see from the back that after he went in, he first looked at the position on the bed, and then gestured his middle finger at the bed, as if to say, Lao Tzu is going to deal with your woman in front of you, you continue to sleep in your big sleep.

After gesturing his middle finger, he carefully locked the door.

I crept closer, and heard him hear the jingle of the rope and the belt being unloaded, and the girl was undressing and getting ready to go into the bathroom.

After a while, I heard the sound of the bathroom door opening inside, and then a small exclamation came, it should be Wei Yu who was unprepared to say that Zhan Kunming would come in.

I figured they wouldn't be coming out at this point, so I took out my key card and carefully opened the door.

As soon as I opened the door, I heard the sound of gobbling inside, the sound of the shower had stopped, and I heard only the sound of eating noodles.

It must be Zhan Kunming's wolf nature, and he got started directly.

Zhan Kunming is really obedient, as soon as he enters, he really does things without saying a word.

Wei Yu's words, I can hear a few words intermittently.

At first, she scolded: "Villain, what are you doing in such a hurry, why weren't you anxious just now?"

Then she gradually drowned in Zhan Kunming's furious sea frenzy, and the voice of speech gradually disappeared, replaced by another beautiful voice.

At this time, my mobile phone shook, picked it up and looked at it, Ling Xiaorou came!

I sweated, this girl has a high sense of mission and responsibility for catching rape, and it has only been five minutes, and she actually arrived, which can be described as dutiful.

I saw that the people inside were starting to run errands, so I closed the door and went straight to the hall.

In the hall, I saw Ling Xiaorou and Ling Xiaozhu at a glance.

As soon as Ling Xiaorou saw me, her expression was excited, and she held my hand affectionately like a master in Jinggangshan, "Liu Lang, you have worked hard." ”

And Ling Xiaozhu on the side was disdainful, and even I didn't bother to look at it, looking high, "Why did you call me over?"

I said amusedly, "You'll find out later." ”

When the little pig saw that I was selling Guanzi, he really didn't eat my set, he was extremely arrogant. said coldly: "That's not necessary, I don't want to know, I don't want to know anything big." ”

Then he walked outside in a posture that nine cows could not pull back.

I jokingly asked in the back, "Why don't you go up and have a look?"

As he walked, he said proudly, "If I turn back, I will be a pig." ”

At this time, my mobile phone rang, and I picked it up and saw that it was a stranger's phone.

I suddenly remembered what Zhan Kunming said outside the door before, and I suddenly understood in my heart, this girl is really obscene.

He couldn't get angry that I had given both of his women green, so he was going to call me when he was doing errands, so that I could hear that he was still thriving, and that one or two women could defeat him if I wasn't green.

I watched Ling Xiaozhu go, suddenly picked up the phone, and then opened it directly.

I'm a domestic mobile phone.,The external function is extremely awesome.,This one,The whole hall heard it.。

On the phone. A woman's voice is extraordinarily clear, and her singing is extraordinarily moving, as if it is a sacred song that praises Wushan and praises the clouds and rain.

When Ling Xiaorou heard this beautiful sound, her face turned slightly red.

The people in the hall heard the voice and looked at me in unison.

When the little pig heard this, his footsteps suddenly stopped, and he looked at me in disbelief!

I think he must have heard who this woman's voice was.

It's his girlfriend who grinds his ears.

He turned around in astonishment and strode towards me!

I covered the microphone of my phone and looked at him playfully and said, "Didn't you say you turned back?"

Ling Xiaozhu's eyes widened, and he said to me in a thick voice: "Who is the woman in here!"

I smiled slightly, "I guess you should know who it is......"

A trace of killing intent flashed in the eyes of the little pig at this time, he looked at me, and his voice was like a ghost, "You actually really gave my girlfriend to ......"

I was stunned. This guy has misunderstood.

He thought I was recording, so he thought I was giving his girlfriend and playing the recording to him.

In the spirit of seeking truth from facts, I held up the phone in front of him, still holding the microphone, but said to him: "No, this is someone calling me to show off." ”

"Who!" caused the green tendons on the piglet's neck to burst out.

And Ling Xiaorou on the side saw the phone and immediately shouted: "It's Zhan Kunming's stupid call!"

Hearing Zhan Kunming's name, Ling Xiaozhu immediately exploded, he slammed his fist on the wall, and roared with murderous intent: "Zhan Kunming, he actually refuses to let go of my girlfriend! I want him to die!"

As he spoke, he looked at me, "Where are they!"

I wasn't so kind to tell him that he was dragging me like two hundred and five just now.

Seeing that I rolled his eyes, Ling Piggy pointed a finger at me and threatened, "You don't say it!"

For threats. I'm naturally the most annoying, and I can still say anything to please me, but I'm sorry.

"Hehe, you just continue to threaten, maybe, when you threaten, Zhan Kunming will stage a little tadpole to find his mother. I said with a smile.

The piglet's face stiffened, as if it had poked him in the sore spot, and his face turned red and he looked at me angrily.

Ling Xiaorou on the side was the most undisciplined, she actually said to me with a smile: "Say it quickly, Liu Lang, you are my nobleman, I didn't expect that there was Wei Yu in it, it's so interesting, brother, is your trip worth it!"

This sister deserves it. Her brother was cuckolded, and she was excited.

Ling Xiaozhu was even more angry when he said this, he was about to beat me when he saw it, and at this time Ling Xiaorou said meaningfully, "Little tadpole is looking for mother." ”

The little pig suddenly became weak, and he glared at me fiercely and said, "I'm a pig!

The humming on the phone continued, faintly rising, which made him have to bow his head.

"Are you so soft?" I was unmoved, this girl had been pretending to be bullish with me just now, and now she will show me again.

Ling Xiaozhu can also bend and stretch, and immediately bent down and bowed to me, "I'm sorry, I was wrong just now, I apologize to you, I'm a pig, I'm a big stupid pig! You can tell me where they are now!"

At this time, a male voice came from the phone. "Hehehe, do you hear me, guess who I am? Guess who this woman is? Stupid, I'm not something you can knock down casually, woman, Lao Tzu wants as many as you want, Lao Tzu can have whichever one you want......

As soon as I heard this, I became angry, and said directly to Ling Xiaozhu: "132." ”

I also lent him the phone, after all, listening to the voice came to the door, it was a special flavor.

Ling Xiaozhu took my phone, and it was a rocket with his butt and ran towards the elevator.

We also hurried to follow, for fear that the tadpole would find its mother.

After a while, we came to the thirteenth floor, and the little pig walked like a fly, pushed the door directly, and then heard the voice in the bathroom overlap with the voice on the phone, and he became angry. flew up directly and kicked the door open, and the glass door of the bathroom was suddenly kicked to pieces.

I didn't go in, but deliberately hid in the door to watch the excitement.

Ling Xiaozhu saw at a glance that in the bathroom, two dog men and women were hilarious, and Zhan Kunming was talking to the phone, as if he was talking about something.

As if the little pig had been stabbed in the neck with a knife, he suddenly let out an earth-shattering roar: "Give! I! out!"

The two people in the bathroom, seeing Ling Xiaozhu's appearance, were also completely dumbfounded, and stood there dumbfounded, not knowing what to do.

"You, how can you ......" Zhan Kunming couldn't speak clearly when he saw Ling Xiaozhu.

Seeing that the little pig still refused to withdraw, he went directly and pulled it out. Zhan Kunming was kicked to the ground and covered his body in pain.

Ling Xiaozhu first slapped Wei Yu hard, then turned around and continued to kick towards Zhan Kunming.

Ling Xiaozhu is determined to abolish Zhan Kunming, and his moves are aimed at Zhan Kunming's vital point, and Zhan Kunming is infertile at the moment.

After beating for about ten minutes, the bathroom was covered with blood, Zhan Kunming was almost unconscious, and he was pumping on the ground, seeing that he had less air in and more air out.

Ling Xiaorou was very excited to take pictures on the side, and muttered to herself: "This is all evidence, you can't miss it." ”

"Get out!" Ling Xiaozhu saw that he was wearing a hat and his own sister was still playing with photography on the side, and he immediately became angry and yelled at his sister.

Ling Xiaorou was not afraid of Ling Xiaozhu, and roared back, "You are a fierce fart, your girlfriend was green by my fiancé." Besides, my fiancé went green with his strength, and you have to admire him!"

These words convinced me a hundred times.

Ling Xiaozhu threw Zhan Kunming in the bathroom, and pulled the naked Wei Yu out of the bathroom.

As soon as he arrived at the room, he saw several sets of role-playing clothes in the room, and he was even more angry, slapped Wei Yu several times, and scolded angrily: "You still play role-playing! It's fun! It's exciting! If you play it, you can call others to show off! Lao Tzu can't kill you today!"

Saying that, he was about to beat Wei Yu again, but was grabbed by Ling Xiaorou, and Ling Xiaorou yelled at him: "What are you doing beating women? ”

So that the little pig couldn't find a venting point, and found me hiding at the door to watch the play, and immediately angry at me, "You laugh at a fart!"

Seeing me appear, Wei Yu exclaimed in surprise, quickly hid on the bed, pulled the sheet to cover himself, and his face was completely red.

I complained disdainfully in my heart, cover a fart, I've already seen it, and there are a lot of videos and photos on my phone.

I said funny, "It's ironic, you told me a few hours ago how loyal your girlfriend is, and now you're caught raping in bed, hahaha, isn't it funny." ”

These words were like a slap in the face of Ling Xiaozhu, which made Xiaozhu embarrassed and embarrassed.

At this time, Wei Yu suddenly said to Ling Xiaozhu with a handful of snot and tears: "Husband, can you forgive me once?" It was that fool who seduced me and threatened me, saying that if I didn't obey him, he would kill me, and he would find someone to kill you. I can't help it, that's why I ......"

Yo, and I lied without blinking, and I watched with amusement from the sidelines, not intending to debunk it all.

Piglet's eyes widened, "He threatens you!"

"Yes, he threatened me, so I was forced to ...... helplessly" Wei Yuli cried with rain.

"So, you're ...... for me" made the little pig a little moved, I was dumbfounded, did my IQ be eaten by dogs, do you believe this?

Wei Yu saw that Ling Xiaozhu was so easy to deceive, so he became even more energetic, "Yes, husband, forgive me once, okay! I swear, I will definitely be loyal to you in the future." If someone threatens me in the future, I would rather die to thank the world than betray you again. ”

Ling Xiao Pig's eyes were full of tears, and he nodded movingly, "Wife, don't be so stupid in the future, you make me, it's so distressing......"

What's the matter, this pair of senior sisters and second senior brothers is simply wonderful, I don't know how to talk when I see it, it's really boring to end the war so easily.

The two of them hugged each other at this time, looking extremely harmonious and touching, if it weren't for me and Ling Xiaorou present, I believe the two of them would be able to fight now.

But Ling Xiaozhu, as a typical talent in the dry pulling world, obviously still has self-control. He looked at me viciously and scolded: "Look again, I gouged out your eyes, believe it or not!"

"I believe, I believe. "What can't I believe when I meet such a person?

"Hehe, what do you mean by this? Very aggrieved, isn't it! I tell you, our gambling contract is still continuing, I believe that after this time, my Wei Yu's feelings for me will be more affectionate than Jin Jian, and more impeccable, you just wait to lose and call me grandpa." "Let the little pig want to find dignity in me, and the Old Testament is recalled.

Wei Yu immediately nodded and agreed: "Yes, husband, I will not betray you even if I die in the future." Besides, what the hell is this guy, I just don't care about him and want to attack me. Unless the sun hits the west and comes out. ”

Receiving Wei Yu's assurance, the little pig's face was even brighter, and he looked up at me proudly and said, "Did you hear that? ”

I pouted, seeing that there was nothing more fun here, grabbed my phone back, and said goodbye.

Second Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother, are you still so proud......

Then, let's stay and reveal it when we have a martial arts competition.

I just hope that at that time, you will fulfill your promise......

I thought funny, seeing that the time I had agreed with Zhang Xiaoling was almost up, I hurried to her house by car.

When I got to her house, I rang the doorbell, and sure enough, she opened the door for me.

I went in to take a look and asked, "Where's Principal Zhang?"

Zhang Xiaoling changed into very homely clothes at the moment, and said with a big grin: "He went to live at an old friend's house in the past two days, and I will be alone tonight." ”

When she said that I was alone tonight, she suddenly raised an eyebrow at me.

I quickly pretended not to receive the signal.

Zhang Xiaoling's expression darkened when she saw me like this, but she immediately recovered, she pulled me to the table, and said to me proudly: "Look, the dishes on this table are all made by myself." ”

I saw that it was really a table of dishes, and I saw a big pot on the big dining table, and there was a hodgepodge in the pot, I picked up the soup spoon on the side and scooped it casually, there was really everything.

Talent, this is called a table of dishes.

I had a black line, but Zhang Xiaoling was obviously very proud, opened another bottle of red wine, and said to me: "Red wine with Buddha jumping over the wall, I don't know how it feels?"

I don't know what it feels like to jump over the wall with red wine, but I do know how Zhang Xiaoling feels at this moment.

Maybe it's because the parting is imminent, Zhang Xiaoling doesn't have the arrogant and domineering appearance of the past, she is now completely a bird, smiling at me, looking at the beautiful appearance of stability in the present world, which actually makes me a little careful.

The two of us were chatting while drinking red wine, and before we knew it, seven or eight bottles of red wine had been opened, and we moved from the dining table to the sofa to continue drinking.

My head was also a little dizzy, but Zhang Xiaoling felt in good spirits, and his eyes were getting brighter and brighter.

I was a little dizzy, and I didn't know why I thought the amount of alcohol I had today was so shallow, so I thought I was still a little conscious. Hurry home.

So I was about to get up and say goodbye, but at this time, suddenly my hand was pulled heavily,

My body was defenseless and I fell straight down.

This one, I feel wrong!

I was stopped by Zhang Xiaoling just now.

And now, I fell on top of her, and instead of exclaiming, she smiled, and her eyes grew brighter and brighter, as if she had made some decision.

I was a little afraid to look her eyes and tried to get up, but one hand was caught by her.

She looked at me with burning eyes, her face was drunk, and she whispered to me, "Liu Lang, I'm leaving tomorrow." ”

I nodded. Still don't dare to look at it, she has wine hidden in her eyes, take one more look, I will be intoxicated......

"So, I thought for a long, long time what kind of gift I would give you when I left......" she murmured, and then smiled at me.

"In the end, I figured it out, you're the first boy I really like, this time apart, I don't know when I'll be able to get together again, for, in order to let you remember me, for, in order to let you remember me like a grumpy young lady, I decided to ......"

As she spoke, she kissed me with a charming aroma of wine.

"I am the best gift, please smile, Liu Lang......"

"In addition, there is one more thing, when you leave, please confirm it......"

"Sister, is it really an airport......

She kissed, but grabbed my hand, and suddenly slammed my hand on her!

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