Zhang Xiaoling screamed, I was so frightened that my phone almost fell to the ground, and I rushed to the toilet without saying a word.

The door of Zhang Xiaoling's toilet was not closed, I rushed in, and then I was dumbfounded.

She grabbed the hem of her skirt in one hand and a small stick in the other, and she looked at me without saying a word.

My eyes looked down at her face.

Tsk tsk, it's so white......

Yo yo yo, it's all black......

Zhang Xiaoling said "ah", quickly put down the skirt, forgot to lift the little pants inside, kicked me out with one kick, and exclaimed: "You won't knock on the door when you come in!"

I got up from the ground and rubbed my heart, this kick really used up the strength of my life, and I was kicking me a little bloody.

I said to her outside the door depressedly, "What the hell are you yelling about?"

At this time, Zhang Xiaoling came out of it, the little pants inside had been lifted, her face was flushed, and she came out and shouted at me: "Say! What did you see just now!"

How dare I say that I saw the snow and the forest, and said blankly, "I didn't see anything, what did you just shout?"

Sure enough, Zhang Xiaoling reacted immediately, grabbed a stick in his hand and said to me: "I, I seem to be pregnant." ”

My head was big all at once, pregnant! pregnant! pregnant again!

Do things one by one!

Sister Tian Tian was pregnant before, and she fooled me for a whole circle, and then Sister Yiyi was pregnant, and she fooled me so much that her eyes were full of stars, and now Zhang Xiaoling also said that she was pregnant, what is this special matter!

The point is, it's none of her business that she's pregnant, and I haven't had anything to do with her at all.

Could it be that she is pregnant with someone else? When I think about this, my heart is a little sour.

"What the hell is going on!, you tell me clearly!" I said to her in a deep breath, this is no small matter.

What Zhang Xiaoling was holding in his hand was a pregnancy test stick.

There are two bars on the stick, I have never eaten pork, I have always seen a pig run, seeing the red line above, I was in a trance in front of my eyes, he, it is real.

Zhang Xiaoling was also depressed for a while, and beat my heart vigorously and scolded: "You compensate you, you have to be responsible for me!"

I grabbed her hand to keep her from moving, and my expression stiffened a little. I said depressedly: "I'll pay for a fart! Lao Tzu has nothing to do with you, what will I lose! It's you messing with a wild man, and you still blame me!"

As soon as Zhang Xiaoling heard me say this, she immediately burst out, she struggled to open her hand, grabbed me in the face, and scolded: "Why don't you try to slander me again! The old lady hasn't given it up for the first time, which stinky man will I with! The person I have been most ambiguous with and has the most body language so far is not you!"

I quickly caught the message in her words, and asked with wide eyes, "Are you still there?"

Zhang Xiaoling gave me a blank look, "Nonsense! I am a very principled woman, and I will not hand myself over if I am not married." ”

My head was bigger, "You're still pregnant! You've eaten too much brain scraps, right?"

Zhang Xiaoling was also dumbfounded when I said this, and muttered to himself: "Yes." What kind of pregnancy am I pregnant? It's just that on this pregnancy test stick, it's clear that it's ......."

I glared at her and asked, "You carry a pregnancy test with you?"

Zhang Xiaoling immediately shook his head and said: "You just carried it with you, I was in the toilet just now, and when I saw this thing on the sink, I became curious, and I wanted to say that I hadn't used this thing when I was so big, so I took it and tried it, but I didn't expect that when I tried it, I was confused." ”

As if I had caught something, I asked her, "Is there any packaging on the outside of this thing?" or is it just this one on the sink? ”

"It's just this one in the sink, what's wrong?" Zhang Xiaoling was still confused.

I immediately confirmed: "Then before you use it, did you see clearly, whether there are already two bars on it or not?"

Zhang Xiaoling was asked by me. The whole person was even more confused, she said stupidly: "I, I didn't pay attention, I was just thinking about what it was like to try it, so I just stuffed it in......"

My head is banging, what the hell, my brain is dead! Zhang Xiaoling, what about your international IQ, have you been eaten by dogs!

"I seriously doubt that you have used this pregnancy test, you are still innocent, you will not get pregnant at all, do you think you can get pregnant by pulling a little hand and kissing a small mouth? I said to her depressedly.

In order to dispel her doubts and reassure myself, I asked her to wait in the room first, and I went downstairs to a large pharmacy to buy a brand new pregnancy test.

Zhang Xiaoling held this stick, and was a little afraid to confirm it, so I said to her angrily: "Do you want me to help you stuff it in?"

Zhang Xiaoling immediately blushed, slammed, and closed the door of the bathroom.

After a while, she came out, and as soon as she came out, she smiled and said to me, "I'm scared to death! I'm not pregnant, this is someone else's, hehe." ”

"Isn't it disgusting to you, do you still use it after someone else has used it?" I looked at her with disgust.

As soon as Zhang Xiaoling was told by me, she also had goosebumps, she stuck out her tongue at me, and said playfully: "People are curious for a while, they don't think so much." ”

Now that the misunderstanding was clearly explained, I fell into deep thought again.

This pregnancy test has been used, so who will it be......

I think about it, there is only one possibility, and that is that Lin Lu is pregnant.

Lin Lu was engaged in the dust industry before, and she didn't know how many customers she picked up, in case she met a certain scumbag and deliberately broke Taotao, or she was wandering outside, and she didn't want to use that thing at all, so the probability of winning the bid was very high.

The thought that she might be pregnant also moved a little compassion in my heart.

She has now surrendered completely to me, and it would be a great deal of physical damage to her if she were to be put in prison at this time.

I thought about it, sighed, forget it, Lao Tzu should do good deeds, after all, this is an innocent life, and this girl is pregnant, and she is desperately trying to help me complete this prank, it can be seen that she has completely obeyed me, and the sacrifice is so big, I am embarrassed to deal with her again.

Thinking of this, I took out my mobile phone and made a phone call to Qin Feng, signaling him to let Lin Lu go and find a way to revoke her case record or something.

Along the way, Zhang Xiaoling obviously thought of this question too, she wanted to ask me, but seeing that I was not in a good mood, she didn't ask more.

After walking for a while, Zhang Xiaoling suddenly said to me: "I'm going back first, Liu Lang, I just received a text message from Brother Night Tiger, and he asked me to go back to the United States with him tomorrow to take office." ”

I was stunned, "So fast!" I just said in the afternoon. ”

Zhang Xiaoling said melancholy: "Well, there have been a lot of things over there recently, and there is an urgent need for manpower, since I have accepted this job, I will do my best wholeheartedly and absolutely obey the organization's arrangement." ”

Thinking that Zhang Xiaoling is leaving tomorrow, my heart is a little sour.

Zhang Xiaoling smiled and said to me, "Are you free tonight?"

I instinctively asked, "What are you going to do?"

Zhang Xiaoling blinked his eyes and said to me: "I want to invite you to my house and have a drink with me, I haven't had a good drink with you for so long." ”

I was a little in a trance, indeed Principal Zhang told me before that during the time when Zhang Xiaoling returned to China, because she was immersed in a double blow, she had been living with alcohol, but I didn't expect that she actually proposed to drink again when she was leaving.

I didn't have any reason to refuse, Zhang Xiaoling got my nod, and said happily: "Then it's decided, I'll wait for you at home at nine o'clock tonight." ”

I looked at the time, it was only past seven o'clock, so I nodded and said yes.

After sending Zhang Xiaoling away, the mobile phone in my pants rang again, this mobile phone belonged to Zhan Kunming, and someone called him.

The caller's note is interesting, Sister Xiaobi.

Isn't it the girlfriend of the second senior brother, the object of my strategy?

Ling Xiaozhu was full of confidence in his girlfriend, and repeatedly emphasized that his girlfriend was very loyal to him, but he didn't expect that his girlfriend turned her head and threw herself into the arms of others, and her face snapped.

This bet is a send-off question for me right now.

I cleared my throat, picked up the phone, and asked in Zhan Kunming's voice, "Hello?"

A slimy and delicate voice soon sounded over there, "Brother Big Chicken, where are you?"

Hearing her call this nickname, I got goosebumps all over my body, this little.

I resisted the discomfort and said to her, "I'm outside." ”

"Didn't you just say that you were going to take pictures of people tonight, why didn't you talk later?"

Let's talk about Mao, Lao Tzu was scared to death by Zhang Xiaoling at that time, how can I care about you.

I thought to myself, but I said, "Oh, oh, I'm preparing the camera equipment." ”

"Wow, Brother Big Chicken is so good, then, wait a minute, I must take a beautiful picture of my sister, my sister likes your photography skills so much, if you satisfy your sister, your sister will also make you very satisfied, and comfort your wounded heart. Wei Yu's voice on the phone was extremely sweet.

I half-jokingly said, "Brother, I don't want you to comfort my heart." ”

"I know, I know, comfort your injured body, it's wrapped up in someone's body, a few times before, which time didn't you let my brother eat enough......" Wei Yu grinned.

Second Senior Brother, do you hear the voice of your family's pure and loyal sister? If you hear it, go and knit the little hat yourself, I won't help you put it on, you can put it on yourself.

"That's good, where are you?" I was a little apprehensive when I asked this, for fear that if she said something I didn't know, it would be over.

Fortunately, Wei Yu is also a veteran, so he naturally won't choose to be at home. So she said quickly: "People have opened a room in the Southeast Hotel, just wait for you, they have also prepared several sets of drifting clothes, and I will change them for you later, I must take beautiful pictures." ”

Yo yo yo, I actually played with uniform-uniform temptation, and the young man was really hot.

I asked for a room and immediately rushed to the Southeast Hotel, and on the way, I bought a brand new set of clothes.

I arrived at the hotel, found a bathroom, first changed into new clothes, and then started to write on my face.

I originally looked very similar to Zhan Kunming, I didn't need to change my appearance at all, plus Zhan Kunming was beaten by the second senior brother before and his face was a little deformed, so it was even easier to do anything.

I casually moved my face a few times, then looked in the mirror and was pleased with my masterpiece.

I believe that if it weren't for the kissing people, they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between me and Zhan Kunming at all.

With that done, I knocked on the door of a room.

The door soon opened a small crack, and Wei Yu's somewhat innocent face was immediately revealed.

When she saw me, she burst into laughter and immediately pulled me in.

Wei Yu first looked at my face carefully, I didn't worry at all that she saw any flaws, and let her watch.

She looked at it, and suddenly said angrily, "That bastard, I will never roll the sheets with him again! ”

I smiled and said, "Hehe, if he bullies me, I will bully his woman, and I won't suffer." ”

When Wei Yu heard this, his face flushed slightly, and he whispered to me, "Brother Big Chicken, then you will take revenge on others tonight, and vent all the grievances and anger in your heart, and the more you look at that fool, the more unpleasant I become." ”

I nodded, it was best if she could be so cooperative.

Wei Yu suddenly asked at this time, "That's how you came?"

I was stunned for a moment, and instinctively said, "Yes, all the tools I should bring are on me." ”

I said as I deliberately looked down at me, gesturing that my biggest tool had been carried with me for so many years, and it had never been left at home.

Wei Yu followed my gaze, his face turned even redder, and he punched me lightly, "If people tell you seriously, you will only make others happy, didn't you say that you prepared photographic equipment, where is it?"

I was stunned for a moment, wiped it, and forgot about it!

But I was also in a hurry, took out my own mobile phone, smiled at her and said, "This is my equipment." ”

When Wei Yu saw my mobile phone, he couldn't help but pout, "Mobile phone?"

I nodded seriously and said, "It's the ability to take a beautiful picture of you with your mobile phone." ”

Saying that, I also talked about a lot of theories about mobile phone photography, some of which I have never heard of myself, and they are completely made up on the spot.

Wei Yu, a little white, was fooled by me, and immediately became happy, "Okay, okay, how can people understand the realm of Brother Big Chicken, but people believe you, I'll go change my clothes." No peeping. ”

Saying that, she carried a bag and went into the bathroom, but the door of the bathroom was hidden, saying that I was not allowed to peek, but this was not clear, tell me, is it time to take advantage of the void?

Anyway, I looked at Zhan Kunming's face, and there was no lower limit at all, and when there was a sound of rustling inside, I gently pushed the door open.

Wei Yu was not surprised at all when he saw me come in, but just scolded in a low voice: "What are you doing here?

I held up my mobile phone, which I had already turned on to record the video, and said with a hippie smile: "Yes, because the photography has already begun, of course, I want to record the most beautiful moments." ”

"Okay, okay, you're big chicken brother. You have a point in what you say. Wei Yu only has a three-point body at the moment, and her figure is also excellent, and she can be seen at a glance in the crowd.

In particular, she has a little shyness on her face, which is even more attractive, and I can't help but feel a little moved.

Wei Yu first took out a set of white and blue sailor suits from the bag, and then put them on in front of me.

When she was completely dressed, then tied her hair into a double ponytail, and finally put a forehead ornament on, my head flashed with inspiration, grass, no wonder I felt familiar, this is not cosplay.

Wei Yu in front of him, with double ponytails, and his forehead ornament is a small shining crescent. The upper body is a sailor suit that exposes the navel, the water snake waist looks very charming, plus she is very well developed, and the clothes are tight-fitting, the whole dress is about to burst, and it is about to come out.

The lower body is a small skirt with pleats, and as she walks, the skirt shakes and shakes, and it looks as if a gust of wind blows, and the wind can blow the grass and see the cattle and sheep.

On her feet, she was wearing the disposable slippers of the hotel, but on her legs, there were net-like black stockings, which outlined the two legs extremely slender, black and white.

This is clearly the water ice moon in Sailor Moon.

This girl is really emotional, and she actually played this. My interest was aroused by her at once.

Wei Yu looked at me with a light smile, "Brother Big Chicken, you're going to drool before this starts, don't you even look at the few clothes later?"

"Look at it! "I was a little embarrassed and quickly exited the bathroom first.

Shui Bingyue, I'm bah, Wei Yu also followed me out, she stood in front of me generously, and took the initiative to ask me: "Then, what kind of moves do people want to look good?"

I held up my phone, turned to the photo mode, and said to her, "Of course, it's the most classic scissor hand of Shui Bingyue." ”

Wei Yu quickly understood, one hand on his waist, and the other hand was in two, horizontal in front of his eyes. The two long legs stood apart, looking like they had completed their transformation.

I swallowed my saliva, pretending to be very professional, patting left and right, Wei Yu quickly integrated into the role, as my position continued to change movements, twisting my waist for a while, lifting my hips for a while, the peak was infinite, and it was beautiful.

"Would you like to try it out of here?" I said to her, pointing suddenly to the bed.

Wei Yu nodded, "Everything will listen to my brother tonight." ”

With that, she immediately climbed into bed, and then quickly put on a lot of ambiguous poses.

One moment the duck sits, smirking at the camera, the next kneeling and looking back at me. It left me with a shocking visual impact.

This little goblin seems to like to be photographed very much, her movements are very natural, and the movements she poses seem random, but each one is very accurate, all of which confirm the aesthetic and visual proportional enjoyment.

Soon, she felt that this outfit was almost there, and she pulled out another outfit directly from the bag.

When I saw this outfit, I was directly dumbfounded.

Rub, this girl is going to the second dimension tonight.

The set of clothes she took out was fiery red, and there were a few white lines mixed with the fiery red, and I could see at a glance that this was the clothes of the fire dance!

When I think of the image of Shiranui Dance in the game, and then look at Wei Yu's figure, I can't sit still.

She didn't go to the bathroom this time. Instead, he changed his clothes in bed, and in front of me.

I was willing to let go of this great opportunity to capture the beauty of the moment and record her whole process.

If you have seen the students who have seen the fire dance, they know that her outfit is simply a fighter in the sexy, and after Wei Yu put on this dress, he blew his hair into a high ponytail, and everything moved closer to this game character.

When she finished standing in front of me, I was in a bit of a trance, yes, it seems, of course, the most similar, is still her figure, the deep V highlights the upper body, and the high fork sets off the slender lower body. Everything is so just right, it seems that if it is deeper, the white will see the bottom, and if it is one inch higher, the beauty will be too much.

She made a classic move in front of me, deliberately straightened up, and then shook me a few times, almost dumbfounded.

I was stunned all over, I thought that Wei Yu was very good at facing the camera, but I didn't expect her to be so powerful, and she could make her debut as a graphic model.

I joked with a dry mouth, "You can just go straight to being a graphic model." ”

Wei Yu looked at me in surprise, "People are originally graphic models." ”

I was stunned, rubbed, almost exposed, I shouldn't be cheap!

Next, I won't say a word. Holding the mobile phone, I really found a little bit of the feeling of a photographer, approaching beauty little by little, looking for beauty little by little, immersed in it, and couldn't extricate myself at all.

I don't know what the next outfit will be after the fire dance?

Soon I knew, the third outfit, I was all too familiar.

Pink with a little fiery red, embellished with dreamy purple, perfect chest wrapping, wide sleeves, antique, isn't this the classic character Diao Chan that I often play Glory of Kings!

Even the four beauties of ancient times have come out, what else do I have to say.

I felt that the memory of the phone was running out, and when I was happy, Wei Yu also let go completely, she fell on the bed, hooked her hand at me, and said to me: "How is this angle?"

I shot her from top to bottom, and she was so beautiful in the camera, and I nodded, "It's beautiful." ”

When she heard this, she sat up, and suddenly put one hand in front of her heart, pulled the clothes in front of her slightly with one finger, and asked, "What about this?"

I looked through the camera and saw that as she pulled down, more dreams appeared, so I didn't even bother to speak, and gasped. Capture every beautiful moment.

Pulling the breasts and lifting the skirt, she simply used all the flirtatious methods, not an ordinary person, and she really didn't have my concentration, maybe she would pounce on her halfway through the shoot and eat her.

After the shooting, I couldn't get enough of asking, "Is there anything else?"

"And the last one, the finale. Wei Yu smiled slyly at me.

My heart fluttered, and this last one, the finale, must be the most excessive to be saved for last.

Who is it......

When she took out her clothes, I was completely insane!

This female character, I love it to death.

I saw that the clothes that Wei Yu took out in her hand were very, very simple, unlike a lot of clothes like playing Diao Chan just now, and now she only had two clothes in her hands.

One is a bikini-like top. Two pockets with a belt, grass green, with a few white stripes in the middle, and one is a pure white short skirt.

I know she doesn't have to wear it, and next, it's Nami.

Nami-san, who is sexy in One Piece!

Actually, it's okay to play Nami, but what makes my blood boil is that Nami's clothes have always been extremely cool, and now she has this in her hand, which means that if she wants to change in front of me, she will have to remove all the guards on her body and be naked!

I was short of breath.

Wei Yu slowly repeated the rhythm of his dressing, and waited until the innermost, as expected. And sure enough......

With her complete release, my head began to get bloodshot.

Damn, it's too much!

However, Wei Yu quickly put on the little green and white clothes, and then quickly put on the pure white short skirt, and the shocking beauty was fleeting, replaced by a wild beauty.

Nami's nickname is Little Wildcat, and she has a kind of eccentric and wild and unrestrained beauty, while Wei Yu is a contradictory beauty of innocence and sexiness, and all kinds of temperaments are mixed together, which makes me a little uncontrollable.

As before, she posed casually, responding to my camera, and I was busy with the camera forward, holding the phone backwards. Sometimes the mobile phone has to reach her heart, and it is seriously out of focus, but she has no objection, and still cooperates with a smile.

After this shooting, I felt that my body was hollowed out, and a feeling of loss arose.

What's the matter, Wei Yu's attributes of the plane model are really too strong, and the role-playing is even stronger, it is definitely the most natural one among the beauties I have ever seen, if you can't shoot it in the future, it will be a pity.

And I actually fell in love with the profession of photographer, yes, how many landscapes can I see in a day.

My phone finally got hot, and finally put it away and looked at Wei Yu, who happened to be looking at me.

"Is it pretty?" she asked me.

I nodded, but resolutely refused to show her, mainly because there were a few angles in it that were too obscene, completely satisfying my personal hobby, and it would be too embarrassing to show her.

"It's good-looking, but you have to post the color correction, after all, in the hotel, the lighting is not so natural, I want to go back and look at the various parameters, adjust the color difference, and show you when the time comes, the photography works, of course, photography plus post-production, you know." I fooled.

Wei Yu nodded and said, "Well, that person is looking forward to it." ”

I took a deep breath, I really didn't come in vain today, second senior brother, your girlfriend was looked down by me, now you are satisfied.

Wei Yu was lying on the bed, and suddenly hooked his finger at me, I was stunned for a moment, and asked, "What are you doing?"

She sneered and said with a smile, "What do you say? I ate the appetizer and stopped eating the main dish?"

I was stunned, yes, she seduced me tonight, the biggest purpose is obviously to fight for 300 rounds, this hasn't started yet, what's the matter with my retreat.

Wei Yu suddenly asked again: "Which of those sets just now, which one do you like the most?"

I hesitated for a moment, and finally gave my answer. "I like the one that doesn't know the fire. ”

Wei Yu suddenly smiled, his eyebrows and eyes were picturesque, "People also like that set the most, Nami's set of clothes is too few, Diao Chan's is too redundant, Shui Bingyue's is too conservative, I don't know that the fire dance is the best, enthusiastic and sexy, sonorous and soft, we really have a heart." ”

I smirked at her, but said in my heart, I like that set, simply because the angle of the split is very good. You can do things when you pick it up, simple and rude without losing literature.

"Then you wait. Wei Yu suddenly got up from the bed, then took the suit of clothes in his hand, and smiled slyly at me, "If you like this set, that person will wear this set and be ashamed of you......"

I was stunned, this girl really understands a man's heart, and can always scratch the most itchy place in the depths of a man's heart.

In front of me, she slowly changed into Mai Shiranui's clothes, then tied her hair back up again, and walked in front of me.

My heart jumped all at once, she, she came really!

She gently lifted the hem of the cheongsam with one hand, and the higher she lifted, the faster my heart beated.

Her other hand reached out to me and said, "Now, it's time for the Shiranui Dance." ”

As she spoke, her hand ran through my guard and grabbed ......

My cold sweat broke out, she played for real!

At this time, she suddenly frowned and looked at me in shock, "It's so big, you, you're not a big chicken brother!"

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