45. Weekend class meeting (I)

Wu Yangzhen's large-scale map artillery attack successfully aroused public anger, and the girls of the first (second) class of high school quickly formed an alliance to besiege them. Although Wu Yangzhen has a sharp tongue and a sharp mouth, her two fists are invincible to her four hands, and she soon lost the upper hand in terms of sound momentum, and she could only hide behind Jiang Shuiyuan to avoid the limelight temporarily.

Just when everyone was planning to "chase the poor with the remaining bravery" and send the secondary two patients to the psychiatric hospital in one fell swoop, Jiang Shuiyuan came forward to relieve the siege and said: "As the saying goes, there is no middle two in life, and no one is a young man." You are all seniors, so why bother with her like a little child? Teach her a lesson, let her know what it means to be respectful and inferior, and to be orderly between the young and the old! What's the point of beating the water dogs?"

Cai Xiaojia and others withdrew their troops.

Wu Yangzhen didn't care about the evaluation of "Reservoir Dog", but was obsessed with the word "little kid". Wen Yan tried to straighten his chest with a slight curvature, and muttered in a low voice: "Hmph, where are they small?"

Jiang Shuiyuan frowned and warned: "Little friend, the medicine can't be stopped!"

"People are normal, they don't need to take medicine!" Wu Yangzhen raised his fist at the source of the river.

Jiang Shuiyuan had no choice but to use the ultimate humanoid biological weapon: "Then you plan to give up treatment completely?" Do you want me to call Liu Chenyu and ask her to take you back to take care of the aftermath?"

Hearing that Jiang Shuiyuan sacrificed the weapon of mass destruction "Liu Chenyu", Wu Yangzhen quickly gave up resistance very undisciplinedly: "I admit my mistakes, I am guilty, I want to repent, I will deeply reflect on my past mistakes, and ask the handsome seniors and all the heroines to raise their noble hands and leave the little sister a way to live!"

Seeing that the time was half past nine o'clock, Jiang Shuiyuan beckoned everyone to sit on the grass and prepare for the meeting, and then he counted the number of people. There were 55 people in the class, and nearly 50 people arrived on time. For this number, Jiang Shuiyuan is already very satisfied.

Who made this happen in China? As long as there is a meeting, someone is bound to be late, and this is already a common thing. Not to mention an ordinary class meeting, even if the army in ancient times was about to start a battle at the wrong time, wouldn't some people still be late? First, he could not be promoted to a knighthood, second, he could not reward money, and third, he could not arrest and ask for crimes, so how could these casual students be allowed to attend the meeting on time?

Since they dared to be late, Jiang Shuiyuan didn't bother to wait for them, after all, wasting time waiting for them was also an injury and insult to the punctual classmates.

After Jiang Shuiyuan looked around, he cleared his throat and said, "Thank you very much for taking time out of the weekend to participate in the class meeting activities! It stands to reason that we should have held such a class meeting a long time ago and organized everyone to have in-depth communication." Because as we all know, our school has a placement test for the first year of high school, and there will be a liberal arts and science class in the second year of high school, and there will be a class in the third year of high school, and many people have only a short year of studying in the same class, so we should cherish each other's precious time together. However, because I, the class leader, was too lazy and incompetent, I delayed holding this event until today. Here, I would like to express my deep apologies to all of you!

"But then again, the plan of the year lies in the spring, and now it is just right to hold a class meeting, so you can arrange it in advance, plan well, and prepare for the upcoming singing competition for middle school students in the whole house, the school spring sports meeting and other activities. In addition, after a semester of running-in, everyone has a better understanding of each other, and now it is a matter of course to hold a class meeting. As far as I know, many of you have a deep relationship with Cheng DΓΉ, who beheads chickens, burn yellow paper, and worship brothers of the opposite sex, and even some of you openly offend the basic moral code of 'rabbits don't eat grass by the nest', and blatantly attack the girls in this class. Now that the teacher is gone, you are honest and honest and report each other, is there such a big rebellion?"

"Yes!" As soon as Jiang Shuiyuan's voice fell, there was a rack of seedlings.

"Report to the squad leader, I want to report!"

"Miao Nanbin's crush - hmm, what are you doing blocking my mouth?

"I also want to report, Zhang Peng and that person have an ulterior secret!"

Sure enough, everyone is most interested in this kind of emotional gossip, adding fuel and vinegar, threatening and intimidating, wanting to cover up, fearless, and trying to deny, forming a colorful appearance, and the venue instantly became a pot of porridge. At this moment, someone asked loudly: "Squad leader, if you want us to be honest and report to each other, should you explain it clearly first!"

This mention was immediately seconded by countless victims: "Yes, squad leader, where is my sister-in-law sacred?"

"Stupid, it's a brother and sister!"

"Which girl is lucky enough to be favored by our class leader?"

"Ahh

Jiang Shuiyuan asked with a smile, "You want to know?"

"Yes!" replied in unison.

"You can think about it, but I just won't tell you!"

The scene immediately became a mess again: "If you don't sue us, we also know who that girl is!"

"Hmph, every day in the corridor to talk about my business, will I pretend not to see?"

"Class leader, do you dare to say that the class next door is not the grass on the edge of the nest?"

Jiang Shuiyuan wiped the sweat from his forehead and said solemnly: "Okay everyone, this is the end of the appetizer, let's enter the first official agenda of this class meeting, each person takes turns to introduce themselves, so that everyone can see that they are different from before the semester, including recent changes, talent shows, visions for the future, life goals, etc., the time is not limited, the form is not limited." Who's going to volunteer to come first? Or will I'll do it?"

"Cut!" Everyone unanimously expressed disdain for the topic of the transfer of Jiang Shui: "Introduce yourself or something, you come first!"

"I'll come first, I'll come first, but after I'm done, I'll be the main point!" After nearly a week of practical training in the theory of Chinese culture, Jiang Shuiyuan has now taken this situation lightly: "As you know, my name is Jiang Shuiyuan, a very water name. According to my original intention, I originally thought that it should be called Jiang Tu Fei Yuan Xian Er or Jiang Pan Donkey Deng Xiaoxian and other domineering side leakage names, but the household registration office did not give it, and in turn they felt that I had a lot of water in my head, so they gave me such a name.

"Actually, I'm quite a good person, and I often hear two kinds of evaluations, one is 'the person is not bad, except for being handsome, there are no shortcomings', and the other is 'the person is very average, except for being handsome, there are no advantages'. Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway. My hobby outside of school is reading, and the rest is lackluster, and I can barely play a few basketball games as far as I can count. If you want to talk about specialties, it is estimated that there are no more eyelashes except for eye lash specialties. ”

The girl below immediately protested loudly: "I took out my mobile phone, and you just told me this?"

"Isn't singing a specialty?"

"Squad leader, didn't you say you want a talent show?

Jiang Shuiyuan said with a smile: "Others ask for money for singing, but I can sing for a long time." Are you sure you want to hear it?"

"Yes!" replied in unison.

Jiang Shuiyuan did not shirk: "Then I will sing a song "South"!"

Before he could start singing, he heard someone behind him say in a weird voice: "Yo, the handsome guy Jiang is going to sing again?"