Jiang Shuiyuan turned his head and saw Zhu Feng and a few of them dangling over with grass stalks in their mouths.

This is the disadvantage of not having a class teacher in charge.

If there is an old class present, don't say that they don't dare to stir up trouble, I'm afraid they won't even dare to be late. Now that there is no head teacher, they are like eating monkey meat, and they suddenly become unscrupulous, and they don't take Jiang Shuiyuan, the class leader, in their eyes at all, and seem to want to take the opportunity to make a big splash and report the oppression they usually suffer in the class.

Jiang Shuiyuan frowned slightly: It's not your fault that you're late, it's your fault if you dare to deliberately provoke when you're late!

However, without the strong backing of the head teacher, Jiang Shuiyuan can not have many means to deter these thorns. The common method is to reprimand and warn, such as "Today's class meeting is approved and certified by the head teacher, Zhu Feng, you dare to be late, be careful that I sue the head teacher to deduct your conduct!" This kind of fox and fake tiger power method is not only ineffective, but also seems very low, giving people a sense of primary school students being bullied and looking for parents and teachers to complain, and they have fallen into momentum and fame for no reason.

In addition, there is Huairou, which is to launch a warm offensive and nip the opponent's sense of resistance in the bud. For example, "Zhu Feng, why are you late? Are you not feeling well? If you are not feeling well, you can rest at home, why do you have to come over? Since you are here, hurry up and do a good job, everyone will be waiting for you for a while!" If the other party eats soft and not hard, this method can get miraculous results. If the other party's oil and salt do not enter, you will take the initiative to show weakness to the enemy, which is tantamount to sticking your face out to find a pump!

Other methods include I kill you with my eyes, out of sight, out of mind, etc., all of which are not very effective.

Jiang Shuiyuan's brain teaser turned, and he said with an immobile expression: "The premise of selling singing is that you have to be able to sing, otherwise if you want to sell, others may not necessarily buy it—— so Zhu Feng can sing?"

"No! who's like a play, everywhere—"

"You see, people who can't even sing, if they want to sell, they can only sell their bodies and laugh!" Jiang Shuiyuan directly interrupted Zhu Feng's answer.

The students were stunned for a moment, and then burst out laughing.

Zhu Feng was a little angry: "Jiang Shuiyuan, who do you say can only sell themselves and laugh?"

"Are you still cute?" Jiang Shuiyuan chuckled,

"You!"

Jiang Shuiyuan continued calmly: "Not long ago, someone accused me to my face, saying that apart from being handsome, studying well, and being able to sing some songs, what else would you do?

"At that time, I felt very inferior! I was born in the past fourteen or fifteen years, and I have been in school for eleven or twelve years, and I can't do anything, is it very incompetent and useless? But then I thought about it, I can't do anything but read some books and sing some songs. But you're ugly, you can't study well, you can't sing, what can you do?"

Although Jiang Shui Yuan said that he was talking about someone not long ago, everyone knew that he was actually referring to Zhu Feng!

Yes, in terms of appearance, the water source of the river is the school grass, and Zhu Feng is at most the level of passers-by. As for Zhu Feng, he can barely be ranked first in the class, and who knows that there is such a person in the first (second) class of high school? In terms of singing, Jiang Shuiyuan once shocked the audience with a song "Little Apple" at the New Year's Day party, and finally won the first prize of the whole school; and Zhu Feng just admitted that he could not sing.

In terms of appearance, study, and singing, Jiang Shuiyuan can easily abuse you Zhu Feng into scum, why are you arrogant in front of others?

"Cut!" Seeing that the whole class cast disdainful eyes, especially the female classmates, who were even more unkind, Zhu Feng closed his mouth in amusement after expressing his disdain.

Jiang Shuiyuan also accepted it when he saw it: "Zhu Feng, you all sit down quickly, let's continue the topic just now!"

Zhu Feng stiffened his neck and stubbornly resisted: "I won't sit, what can you do to me?"

"If you don't sit, just stand!" Jiang Shuiyuan said angrily.

Then Zhu Feng and the others didn't sit or stand, they froze there for a long time before they said angrily: "You let me stand, I just sit down, what can you do to me?"

Jiang Shuiyuan was choked by Zhu Feng's childish gesture and rolled his eyes: "Let's continue with the agenda just now." Since some of my classmates have an opinion about my singing, let's skip the talent show and let me name the next student who introduces himself-"

Before the words fell, the students immediately clamored: "Oppose, strongly oppose!"

"We're going to hear the singing!"

"Respect the will of the people, we don't want to be represented!"

"Squad leader, sing quickly, otherwise I will be so ruthless that I will even be afraid of myself!"

"The minority obeys the majority, and those who don't want to listen to singing get out of the way!"

Zhu Feng, who was sitting on the side, instantly felt a strong malice, and countless cold eyes mixed with hatred smashed his head and face, almost freezing him into an ice sculpture. Even the few younger brothers who came with him subconsciously hid to the side, for fear of harming the innocent. Zhu Feng still defended himself: "What do you see? I just said that he sings, but I don't say that I don't want to listen to him sing! As long as you don't give money, then naturally it won't be sold! In the end, he himself doesn't want to sing, so what's my business?"

Jiang Shuiyuan saw that the crowd was angry, so he had to change his words: "Okay, since everyone is not afraid of me making money and killing people, then I will continue to sing the song "South" just now." ”

"South" is a classic song by Dada Band, which depicts southerners living in the north who miss the scenery of the south and their own upbringing in the south on a rainy night. Although Dada Band has always taken the rock route, focusing on rock and roll style, this song is a rare little freshness, not only the lyrics are fresh and bright, but the music is also relaxed and unforgettable.

Jiang Shuiyuan grew up in the Jianghuai area, but his hometown is Linjiang Mansion in western Jiangxi, and he will go to his hometown to live for a period of time during the winter and summer vacations every year, and he is half a southerner, so he was very touched when he listened to this song, and it naturally became his repertoire. It's just that the voice was not so good before, and I could only shout it sharply and crunchyly with the children's voice that did not change my voice, but now I can sing it brightly and crisply, high and low:

I live in the north

It's rare to get a lot of rain these days

I heard the sound of rain outside the window at night

Reminds me of the South

……

As soon as Jiang Shuiyuan opened his mouth to sing, the originally noisy playground immediately quieted down, and even the occasional north wind became gentle. The sky was blue, the sun was soft, and only the gentle and clean voice of the teenager wafted between the sky and the earth, so that the teachers and students who were walking not far away stopped when they heard the sound. Even if he is as picky as Zhu Feng, he can't say a harsh word at this time.

At the end of the song, the classmates were all intoxicated, and they even forgot to applaud for a while.

Jiang Shuiyuan hurriedly took the opportunity to announce: "Next, I will name the next classmate who introduces himself. She is fresh and elegant, quiet and lovely. She concentrates on her studies and does not like gossip. She used to be a Cinderella who didn't want to go to the ball and hid alone in the corner, but now she is a bright little goddess who makes everyone's eyes shine. But she has always been a very sensible, very considerate, and very gentle soft girl in my eyes. She's my most, cutest tablemate. Next, I would like to invite Cai Xiaojia to appear!"

At this time, everyone found that the water source of the river had already shed its shell, and shouted again one by one: "Squad leader, sing another song!"

"Two at a time!"

"We want more surprises!"

Jiang Shuiyuan said righteously: "First of all, this is a class meeting, not a personal concert of the class leader. Secondly, if you really want more surprises, then please look forward to the solo confession and emotional performance of the new goddess in our class, instead of making me, a big man, talk about it in front of you. Students, let's invite Cai Xiaojia to the stage!"