Mother-in-law's question, Yan Rushun is really hard to explain.

She had no choice but to look at Xin Weiyang, complaining in her heart that he gave the key to Xin's mother, which led to the incident in the east window.

Xin Weiyang was also quite wronged: "Mom, where did you get the key?"

Xin's mother retorted angrily: "Don't change the topic for me, you make it clear to me first: why do you want to separate after you get married?"

"This ......" Xin Weiyang looked at Yan Rushun in embarrassment.

Xin Mu's sharp gaze slashed like a knife in an instant.

Yan Rushun couldn't help sighing in her heart, it was estimated that Xin's mother might be suspecting that she was cheating on marriage or something, but Xin Weiyang's combat effectiveness in front of his mother was too weak.

She evoked a formulaic smile and said generously, "Auntie, you misunderstood. We didn't live separately, but the rented house was too small, and we couldn't put our things together, so we put each in our own room. ”

Is that so?

There was obvious suspicion in Xin's mother's eyes: "Who are you fooling, do you move pillows once a day when you get up and go to bed?"

Yan Rushun opened his eyes and said nonsense: "Actually, I don't usually sleep on pillows - so, my pillows are usually placed on the bed as decorations." ”

Xinmu: "......"

Seeing that his mother was speechless, Xin Weiyang asked again: "Mom, where did you get the key?"

Xin's mother stiffened her neck and replied: "What, you are my son, and I can't get the key to your house?"

Hearing her say this, Yan Rushun estimated that it was probably when Xin Weiyang went home, she secretly searched for the key from his trouser pocket and matched it privately.

Don't your fresh and hot mother-in-law know what "privacy" is?

She said half-seriously and half-jokingly: "Auntie, Wei Yang is afraid that you will come without saying hello, and if you run into us embarrassed, it will be embarrassing." ”

Xin's mother didn't feel anything wrong at all, and asked rhetorically: "What is there to be embarrassed about my coming from the blue sky?"

This one...... How can I say it?

Yan Rushun also wiped his face and said that the donkey skills were exhausted.

Xin's mother started the next game again: "Forget it, don't be stupid or deaf, don't be a Weng." I won't care about these little things. ”

Yan Rushun's eyes almost bulged out, how can you call yourself not deaf and deaf?

Xin's mother had already said to herself: "I came today to care about more important things: Shun Shun, why haven't you been pregnant for so long?"

Ahem, ahem!

Yan Rushun was choked by his own saliva: "I'm sorry, Auntie, it seems that today is the third day of our marriage, right?"

"Didn't you already live together before?"

Yan Rushun and Xin Weiyang both opened their mouths and looked at each other.

Xin's mother asked again: "Have you been using condoms?"

Yan Rushun's eyes suddenly stabbed Xin Weiyang: Ah, hey, it's enough for you to tell your mother about cohabitation, even make up condoms, do you have a bottom line?

Xin Weiyang just wants to say: I am innocent.

Next, Xin's mother talked about training for half an hour, intimidating and luring.

As soon as a woman is over twenty-five, her body begins to decline, and now she has a child and her body recovers quickly, and when she is thirty years old, she gives birth to a child and goes to half a life.

Why take advantage of the fact that she is still young and give birth quickly, so that she can still help take care of the child, and when she has old arms and legs, no one will help her, and they will be offended.

What else must have a child within this year, tomorrow in the Year of the Goat, ten sheep and nine are not complete, and when the time comes, they dare not give birth, and if they do not give birth, they will delay time in vain, and they are in a dilemma......

The two of them were dizzy when they heard it, but they could only endure it.

Yan Rushun looked at her mobile phone and obediently said that it was now time to buy vegetables and make dinner, which finally made Xin's mother stop temporarily.

Xin Weiyang saw that she had escaped, and quickly used the excuse of work, and also slipped into his room.

The two finally relaxed for a while, and when it was time for dinner, Xin's mother repeatedly emphasized that "there are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is the greatest".

When Xin's mother was finally sent home, Yan Rushun and Xin Weiyang said four words in unison: "We must move!"

Changing the lock seems too polite, only moving is more natural.

Xin Weiyang added: "I have to move to your nest so that my mother will be embarrassed to take the keys." ”

Yan Rushun added: "Change the fingerprint lock, she can't get the key even if she is embarrassed." ”

But then, the two sighed at the same time: "I have to wait for at least half a year!"

It is foreseeable that in the next six months, they will live in dire straits.

However, there are some things that can only be boiled.

Yan Rushun felt that she had thought too simply. In fact, this is not the first time for Xin's mother, but she didn't think about marrying Xin Weiyang before, so she didn't bother to bother with the old man.

Anyway, the two reached an agreement, and without hesitation, they drove to the furniture store and the electronics store at the speed of light.

Fortunately, Yan Rushun's previous preparations were very sufficient, and the furniture and household appliances were all optimistic for a long time, so he went directly into the store to fill in the form and make an appointment for delivery.

The rest of the weekend was filled in with this matter, and the two of them ran around for a while, both tired dogs.

When he went to work on Monday, Yan Rushun was listless.

It was a tick on the mobile phone, and the new gossip from Sister Yan was sent, which made her spirit laugh.

The protagonist of the gossip is herself, it is rumored that she has good means, good at hooking up, when Professor Xin University went to H communication inspection, he fell in love with this diamond king at a glance, cheeky and took the initiative to send cold medicine, took the opportunity to get acquainted with it, and recommended himself to the pillow that night, rolled the sheets with someone, and successfully ascended the position.

It's like they have noses and eyes, and even the hotels they go to have names and surnames, as if they have witnessed it.

Yan Rushun feels that it is very necessary to tell Mei Bai this story, maybe the editing can make a brainless president of a hit, and she can also share a little bit of the breaking news fee.

After laughing at herself, Yan Rushun couldn't help but sigh in her heart - sister also wants to save face, no matter how bad she is in the future, she can't go back to H communication, otherwise it will really be in vain for those good people to arrange for a while.

Now it's time for the ship.

On the weekend, she took Xin Weiyang back to Yan's house, and Yan's mother sent Xin Weiyang to help Yan's father buy soy sauce, and then pulled her and asked: "Now that the marriage is over, when are you going to have children?"

Yan Rushun was speechless: "Mom, you won't be ready to force the baby again after the forced marriage, right?"

The old mother pouted and poked her head: "You dog bites Lu Dongbin, I don't bother to that idleness." It's your mother-in-law! She came to the door and asked me to urge you, so I asked her a question by the way. ”

I have to say that I pity the hearts of parents all over the world, for the sake of her son's problems, Xin's mother really jumped up and down to the best of her ability.

Yan Rushun is helpless and sympathetic.

"It's not that I'm averse to having children," she chatted with her mother, "but hens have to make nests before they lay eggs, let alone us." I discussed with Wei Yang and planned to move to my nest in the future, but the house had just been renovated, and the pollution was still heavy, so it was not suitable for pregnant women, so it had to be left for at least half a year. I want to take advantage of this time to understand the precautions for pregnancy and childbirth, so as to have good births, right?"

When these words came to my mother's heart, she nodded with satisfaction: "I finally didn't waste my education for you since I was a child." Giving birth to a child must not be sloppy. Modern people because of staying up late, radiation, eating junk food, environmental degradation and other reasons, the clinical fetal malformation rate is more than 5%. ”

"Yes, yes, we will definitely follow your guidance, don't worry. Yan Rushun was a little perfunctory.

"Then I'll give you an assignment. Mom took out a book from behind her and handed it to her, and Yan Rushun looked at it: "A Guide to Pregnant Women's Eugenics".

Damn, I'm still doing my homework! Mom is already prepared.

She flipped through the book helplessly, complaining in her heart about the ugly cover and layout of the book, and listened to her mother's chatter: "You go back to study with Yang Yang, he has to quit smoking and ......drinking before getting pregnant."

Yan Rushun interjected: "He doesn't smoke or drink in the first place. ”

My mother said solemnly: "Second-hand smoke should also be paid attention to, second-hand smoke is more harmful than first-hand smoke." ”

"Okay, okay...... Anyway, what do you say we do. ”

My mother directly ignored her impatience and tirelessly advised: "You two half a year in advance, exercise every day, have a regular schedule, don't work overtime, don't stay up late, don't drink soft drinks like Coke - that's the same as using a notebook on your lap, it's all spermicidal." ”

Speaking of this, she suddenly remembered something and slapped her thigh: "Oh, by the way, you guys will take some time to go to the hospital together for a check-up."

"As for him, he can't check the quality of sperm. You check the condition of the uterus and cervix, and then get a leprosy vaccine to prevent your baby from getting measles. However, remember that you can only get pregnant three months after the injection, and don't forget to take folic acid during these three months to prevent fetal malformations. And ......"

Yan Rushun twitched when he heard this: "As for being so troublesome, according to you, how did people have children in the past?"

The mother pulled her face and asked rhetorically: "Do you know how high the fetal defect rate was in the past? Do you know how women in the past waited for death in dystocia? Do you know ......?"

Yan Rushun's head was about to explode, so he hurriedly raised his hand and surrendered: "Okay, okay, I know, don't talk about it, Mom." So, I'll go back and read the book, and I'll do what I need to do when I'm done, okay?"

The old mother looked like a skinning supervisor alive, and grabbed it: "What you say! You must strictly follow it, and I will check it." ”

Yan Rushun: "......" OK, she finally understood: when it comes to giving birth, the two mothers are not fuel-efficient lamps.

On the way back, she rubbed her temple with one hand and asked Xin Weiyang: "Eh, what do you think about giving birth?"

Xin Weiyang was excited, and some impure pictures were born in his mind, and a hot current suddenly jumped through his abdomen.

"Ahem," he said, clearing his throat in disguise, "why do you ask that question all of a sudden?"

"Your mother and my mother are staring at my belly, we have to discuss some countermeasures, right?"

"That'...... Look at you, I can do it all. Professor Xin's serious face showed a suspicious flush.

Yan Rushun raised her eyelids and glanced at him: "Are you really okay?"

"Well, okay. ”

"Forget it, why bother yourself. Yan Rushun thought of an idea, her eyes lit up, and she said with great interest, "Why don't you ask Qi Qing, let's also find a surrogate." ”

It's nothing more than thunder and thunder.

Xin Weiyang instantly had the urge to hit the wall, but he held back strongly, tried his best to control his emotions, and tried to fight for sexual happiness for himself: "Actually, we don't need to complicate simple things......"

"No, no, no, it's not a simple and complex issue. If you think about it, if it is a surrogacy, we can have a few if we want to have a few, a man if we want to have a man, and a girl if we want to have a girl. Well, how about a son and a daughter? We both have children at once, and we both have to be tossed twice by my mother. The more Yan Rushun thought about it, the more she felt that this idea was brilliant, and directly patted Xin Weiyang on the shoulder, "Otherwise, it's such a happy decision!"

Wait...... "I haven't decided yet!"

However, after Yan Rushun finished speaking, he had already dialed Qi Qing's phone quickly: "Hey, Seventh Master, I'll ask you something......

Xin Weiyang had to hold back in pain.

In just ten minutes, he felt that he had been suffocated by internal injuries - he was a good man, with sound limbs and normal performance, did he really want to complete the inheritance in the toilet alone because of a misunderstanding?

But how do you explain this misunderstanding for a while?

Do you just say, "Actually, I'm not cold, let's use that normal way to have children, right?"

This kind of thing, how can he say it if he is as conservative?!

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