"Okay, the toll is fifty. A bald man sitting at the entrance of the village said.

When Fang Zheng heard this, he was dumbfounded: "This is still a toll?"

The man walked over, pointed to the village, and said, "The road in the village was built by the village, so why should you charge you some tolls?" ”

Fang Zheng said: "Amitabha, donor, the poor monk is a monk and has no money." ”

"Hey...... You monk doesn't blush when you lie, don't you? No money? No money, where did you get your car? No money, what do you use to refuel? Take alcohol?" the bald head smiled.

Fang Zheng took out an alcohol bottle and handed it over, "Really burn alcohol." ”

"It's not...... You're teaseing me, aren't you? If you have money to give money, you don't have money to get out!"

Fang Zheng was helpless for a while, how could he tell the truth and no one believed it?

At this moment, Fang Zheng saw a sign on the road, frowned and said, "Donor, this road is built by the state, right?"

"I said that the village is the village is the village, are you bothered monks? Either give money or get out, do you understand?" said the bald head fiercely.

Fang Zheng said: "Okay, then I'll take a detour." ”

After speaking, Fang Zheng patted the steering wheel and said, "Reversing ......"

The broken car snorted, didn't move, and seemed to be asleep.

Fang Zheng was helpless for a while, and continued to pat the steering wheel: "Broken car, reversed!"

There was a snoring sound in the stereo of the broken car......

Fang Zheng looked at the bald man in embarrassment, and the bald man looked at Fang Zheng with a stupid expression, and said, "Are you stupid, or do you treat me as a fool?

Fang Zheng said: "I can't drive." ”

"You don't know how to drive, how did you drive here? Could it be that the salted fish behind you drove here?" the bald man felt like he was going crazy, what the hell did you encounter today?

Fang Zheng looked at the salted fish behind him and said, "He may be better than the poor monk." ”

The bald man said, "Get out!"

Fang Zheng was speechless for a while, this was simply impossible to communicate properly......

At this moment, a BMW drove over, and the bald man's eyes suddenly lit up, and he pointed to Fang Zheng and said, "Be honest, don't look blind!"

Fang Zheng didn't understand what it meant, so he saw another man also come over, the man was short and flat-headed, and he was wearing a very loose dress on a hot day, and the two reached out and stopped the car.

Fang Zheng listened to the bald head and said to the driver: "The fee for entering the village is one hundred." ”

Fang Zheng was speechless for a while, this price is even arbitrary.

"It's so expensive, forget it, let's take a detour. "The BMW driver obviously didn't want to pay the money and was ready to reverse.

At this time, Fang Zheng saw the flat-headed man go around to the back of the car, took out a chicken from his loose clothes and threw it at the back of the other party's car.

The bald head motioned to the other party to reverse......

As soon as the BMW driver reversed, the flat-headed man shouted, "Stop!

Fang Zheng couldn't see the position of the chicken from this angle, but Fang Zheng knew that the chicken reacted very quickly, if it was a normal chicken, from the time it was thrown out of the flat head to the time when the car was going backwards, the chicken could jump on the flat head to build a nest.

But the chickens don't seem to be running, and that's a problem.

"Master, it looks like you've met a bastard. Salted fish climbed up and looked behind him.

Fang Zheng said: "Bastard, go down and take a look for the teacher." ”

After saying that, Fang Zheng got out of the car.

The bald head also saw Fang Zheng get out of the car, but the bald head obviously didn't have time to deal with Fang Zheng, just gave him a nosy look, and said to the BMW driver: "Brother, you pressed my brother's chicken." ”

"How is that possible?" said the BMW driver.

"See for yourself, your legs are broken. "Bald said.

The BMW got out of the car and looked at it, and sure enough, a chicken was lying on the wheel of the back of the car with its leg broken......

"No way, if I pressed it, the chicken should be in front of the wheel, and you are still behind. The BMW driver said.

"What do you mean? Don't you say we cheated you out of money?" The flat-headed man was not happy, and leaned up with his head up, as if he was going to hit someone in the next moment.

The BMW driver said, "I don't mean anything else, I mean...... I didn't press this chicken. ”

"You didn't press it, who pressed it? I just saw it clearly, you pressed it. The flat-headed man said fiercely.

The bald head took out a cigarette and lit it, and said while smoking: "Brother, if you press it, you will press it, don't admit it, my brother is not very good-tempered." But then again, I didn't see if you pressed it or not, but what, this chicken is really lame...... If you want me to say, why don't you buy the chickens back? Authentic rural chickens, you won't lose anything. ”

The BMW man looked at the bald head, and then at the flat-headed man, obviously he didn't want to cause trouble, so he asked, "How much?"

"Five hundred!" said the flat-headed man.

"What? five hundred? You are golden?" the BMW man was anxious.

"One thousand!" the flat-headed man immediately doubled the price.

"It's not...... You don't care about your brother?" said the BMW man.

"One thousand five!" The flat-headed man continued to raise the price, and at the same time took out a big horn from his bosom and shouted in the direction of the village: "Come out and take a look! Outsiders have entered the village and are domineering! If you suppress our chickens, you won't lose money! Can you let him go?"

When this voice shouted, a group of people suddenly ran out of the village, some with pickaxes, some with sickles, all five big and three thick, hula and surrounded the BMW.

shouted one by one: "Pingyuan, what's the matter?"

"Oh, isn't this your chicken?

"Why did you drive a car? believe it or not, I knocked you!"

"Don't say anything, smash his car!"

"Yes!

A group of people shouted that they were going to smash the car.

When the BMW driver heard this, he quickly shouted: "Don't, don't...... I really didn't press it. ”

"You didn't press it, did we?" cried the man with the pickaxe.

"That's it, if you don't give an explanation today, you and the car, don't want to leave!"

"Yes!"

A group of people shouted, and at the same time kept getting closer, and the weapons in their hands were also raised, and the pressure was increasing......

The BMW driver was sweating with fear......

The bald head threw the cigarette in his hand and said: "Brother, pay as much as you want, if you don't have it, you won't be able to get out." ”

After speaking, the bald head said to Pingyuan: "Brother, people didn't mean it, you lifted it to two thousand at once, it's too much." Less point...... Huh?"

Ping Yuan said with an indifferent face: "One thousand!

The bald head said to the driver: "I did my best, you can do it." ”

The BMW driver said, "That's too much...... It's just a chicken. ”

The bald head nodded, threw away the cigarette butt in his hand, took two steps back, and said, "It's not a chicken's problem...... I'll call an ambulance for you in a moment. ”

As he spoke, the others had already gathered around......

Seeing this, the BMW driver hurriedly shouted: "I'll give! Can't I give money?"

People stopped, Pingyuan didn't speak, and directly stretched out his hand, meaning to give money.

The BMW driver was about to cry, but what could he do under the roof......?

At this moment, a voice suddenly rang out: "That chicken seems to have been lame by yourself, right?"