Chapter 1500: This Monk Beats People!
With this voice, the BMW driver subconsciously stopped taking out the money......
The others listened and looked over......
I saw that behind, I don't know when there was a monk in rags, this monk looked not very old, a little familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen it.
"Little monk, I advise you to pretend that you haven't seen anything and go back to your car. At this time, the bald head said.
Fang Zheng smiled slightly and said, "Amitabha, thank you for your kindness, but the poor monk did see this donor just now take out a lame chicken from his arms and throw it behind the tires of the car. Since the poor monk has seen it, he can't help but say it, right?"
Hearing this, the BMW driver suddenly spoke: "Master, forget it...... Let's just roll it, let's go. ”
Obviously, the driver saw that Fang Zheng was helping him speak, and he also knew that it was not as simple as rolling a chicken at the moment, which was equivalent to encountering a village bandit road rage, and he couldn't leave at all without paying.
"Let's go, no one wants to go without two thousand!" At this time, Pingyuan spoke.
A group of people suddenly dispersed, surrounding Fang Zheng as well.
Fang Zheng said: "Ladies and gentlemen, the poor monk can't even take out two pieces, you will ask for two thousand when you open your mouth, it's too much...... Besides, you threw the chicken, how can you blame this donor?"
The BMW driver was a little anxious, pulled Fang Zheng and said, "Mage, don't talk about it......"
Fang Zheng said: "Don't worry, don't worry, the poor monk has already called the police, and the police will come in a while." ”
"What? Did you call the police?" When Pingyuan and the others heard this, they suddenly became calm.
The bald head changed the image of a good old man before, stepped forward, grabbed the collar of Fangzheng's coat, and said: "Dead monk, you just read it wrong, the chicken was rolled by him, and you have to pay for the money! Believe it or not, the police didn't come, and our brothers beat the two of you into the same as the chicken?"
Fang Zheng said with a cute smile: "Donor, chicken, you really threw it yourself, I don't believe you asked that chicken." ”
"Ask the chicken?" Everyone was stunned, and then looked at Fangzheng's eyes, as if they were looking stupid.
Fang Zheng ignored them, turned his head to look at the innocent-looking chicken on the ground, and said, "Chicken donor, who do you say broke your leg?" I know you can't speak, who beats, who you point at with your wings." ”
The crowd was speechless for a while......
The man with the pickaxe snorted and laughed: "I thought I had met a hero who acted bravely, but it turned out that I met a fool......"
"This monk is mentally ill, right?"
"Will the chicken still identify the murderer? Damn, I'm afraid this monk didn't take medicine, right?"
……
The bald head was also happy: "This chicken can still ...... I'm ...... Cao"
Before the bald head finished speaking, he saw the chicken stretching out its wings and pointing at Pingyuan.
When Pingyuan saw it, he was startled, and then scolded: "What do you mean by blindness?"
Fang Zheng hurriedly pulled away the bald hand's hand that was grabbing his clothes, as if the bald head was cooperating with him, he opened it with a slap, and then ran over to block the chicken.
The bald head was stunned for a moment, and looked down at his hands, because the monk pulled hard, his fingernails were split!
Thinking about the strange power of the monk just now, a cold sweat instantly broke out on his head, and he subconsciously touched the knife in his pocket, and his heart stabilized.
"Donor, the chickens said that you did it, so you admit it. "Fang Zheng is facing Pingyuan.
Pingyuan said angrily: "Admit that you ......"
Before the scolding words could be spoken, Fang Zheng suddenly covered Pingyuan's mouth and said, "Donor, if you have something to say, it's not good to scold." Also, it's okay to scold poor monks, but don't scold your family...... Otherwise, I will be angry. ”
Pingyuan listened to the chatter of the monk in front of him, and tried hard to break free of the monk's hand, but was surprised to find that the monk's hand was like an iron hoop, pinching his mouth, and he was stunned that he couldn't break his two hands!
On the contrary, the harder he pushed, the harder the other party pushed harder, and he had a feeling that his teeth were pinched loose...... If it goes on like this, it is estimated that it will be pinched off!
"Donor, if you agree with the poor monk's suggestion, you can nod, if you don't agree, you can shake your head, okay?" Fang Zheng said with a smile.
Pingyuan nodded vigorously.
Fang Zheng withdrew his hand and said, "This is good." ”
"Let go!" At this moment, the bald head suddenly took out a knife and put it on Fang Zheng's lower back, and said fiercely: "Monk, don't think that after a few days of kung fu, you can come out to do chivalrous deeds, let me get away, otherwise, don't blame me for being unkind!"
Others also saw that this monk was here to make trouble.
Fang Zheng said helplessly: "Donors, the chickens have come out to testify, do you still want to slander people?"
"A chicken testifies? What are you teasing me? This chicken just stretches out its wings and stabilizes its body. What kind of testimony is this? I don't believe you until he calls him three long and two short. Someone in the crowd laughed.
Fang Zheng nodded and said: "It's okay, chicken donor, if this donor hurts you, please call three long tones, and listen to two broken tones." ”
Everyone was happy: "This monk is really crazy......"
However, the next moment, everyone was going crazy......
I saw that the chicken suddenly raised its neck, cluck-cluck-cluck!
Three long and two short!
"I'm Cao ......" Someone was so frightened that his hands trembled, and the weapons in his hands fell off.
The BMW driver almost couldn't hold his wallet in his hand......
The bald head was covered in cold sweat, and said, "Monk, you ...... How did you do that?"
I saw the monk turn around with a smile and said, "Donor, if you want people to know, you can't do it unless you do." Enough is enough......"
"It's appropriate for your uncle!" Pingyuan roared angrily, and suddenly took out a hammer from his arms!
The bald head exclaimed, "Don't!"
However, Pingyuan's hammer had already fallen, and it just hit Fang Zheng's head......
Just listen, when the bang!
The sparks have all collapsed!
Everyone was collectively dumbfounded......
The hammer smashed the head, but instead of smashing the watermelon, it smashed the spark...... Is this still a head?
Pingyuan was frightened, he was a little suspicious, looked at the hammer in his hand, and then looked at the monk who turned around in front of him and was unscathed, and said, "You...... What's that?"
Fang Zhengze said with a look of hatred that iron is not made of steel: "Donor, if you have something to say, why use force?"
While speaking, Fang Zheng's leg is a kick!
Everyone only heard a bang, and Pingyuan, like a football, was kicked out more than 20 meters and fell into the ditch...... Holding his stomach and screaming, he couldn't get up anymore.
"Pingyuan!" the bald head exclaimed, stabbing at Fangzheng, only to hear the sound, the dagger seemed to be pierced in the steel, and it couldn't be pierced at all!
Fang Zheng turned around and shook his head slightly......
The bald head said with a crying voice: "Master, I ......"