Jiang Shuiyuan and Pu Xiaoxiang didn't dare to be self-conscious, looked at each other a few times, and asked Fang Dongmei in unison: "I don't know what you think?"

Fang Dongmei is the best at all: "How about the combination of school flowers and school grasses? One of you has excellent grades, handsome and chic, and the other has an elegant temperament and looks as beautiful as a flower, so you definitely deserve the title of school flower and school grass!"

Jiang Shuiyuan and Pu Xiaoxiang shook their heads together: What are you kidding! Is it okay to be self-aware? If you dare to use this name, you don't have to perform on stage at all, and you will be sprayed with all the skin.

"The show of Huaifu?"

Still shaking his head.

"New seedlings in the world?"

Shake your head again.

……

Fang Dongmei said five or six names in a row, but they were ruthlessly vetoed by Jiang Shuiyuan and Pu Xiaoxiang, she couldn't help but be a little discouraged, and finally said in desperation: "What about the 'water source Xiaoxiang'? The water source of the river water source, the Xiaoxiang of Pu Xiaoxiang, the water source Xiaoxiang not only refers to the two of you, but also can indicate the beautiful meaning that water originates from Xiaoxiang, zigzags into the river, and flows into the sea. How?"

After experiencing so many names that are extremely rich in washing, cutting and blowing and rural non-mainstream colors, suddenly hearing the name "Water Source Xiaoxiang", Pu Xiaoxiang's eyes couldn't help but light up, and there was a lot of surprise when Jia Baoyu, Jiang Yuhan and others heard Xue Pan read out "The flower candles in the cave room are rising", and even a little can't believe their ears, and can't help but praise loudly: "This name is good!"

The source of the river water is noncommittal.

Seeing that Jiang Shuiyuan refused to express her position, Fang Dongmei snorted a few times dissatisfiedly: "I, Obasan, am rigid in thinking and conservative in concept, and I know that my name is not in line with your young people's appetite. Anyway, I've thrown the bricks out now, so it's up to you!"

"I happen to have a few immature ideas, and I would like to ask Aunt Fang and Jiang Shuiyuan to criticize and correct them. Thinking that Pu Xiaoxiang had already had a draft, he immediately replied when he heard the words: "My name and Jiang Shuiyuan's classmates both have three waters in their names, the three waters are 'Miao', and the two people are 'Miao Miao', why don't we call this combination 'Miao Miao's water'?"

"Very nice, very thoughtful, but not loud enough. Is there anything else?" Now the one who picks the thorn has become Fang Dongmei.

Pu Xiaoxiang said a little shyly: "How about that called 'Phoenix Emperor Yu Fei'?" 'Phoenix Emperor Yu Fei' comes from the Book of Songs, 'Yu Fei' means that the phoenix and the phoenix fly together, and the members are separated from the group and act alone, which is called 'solo flight', isn't the combination of members 'Yu Fei'? ”

Jiang Shuiyuan rolled his eyes and slandered: Mandarin ducks are also a male and a female, why don't you name the band "Mandarin Ducks Playing in the Water"?

Fang Dongmei patted the table and praised: "Okay, the name 'Fenghuang Yu Fei' is good! Why don't you choose this?"

"No, absolutely not!" Jiang Shuiyuan resolutely objected: If this strange name is chosen, what will others think?

"Why?" both Pu Xiaoxiang and Fang Dongmei were a little puzzled.

Jiang Shuiyuan patiently explained: "What Pu Xiaoxiang said just now is right, 'Fenghuang Yu Fei, Hui Qi Yu' is indeed from the Book of Songs, which originally means that the monarch and the minister are close to each other. But in the subsequent "Spring and Autumn Left Biography", 'Phoenix Emperor Yu Fei' has been used as a metaphor for the love of husband and wife, wishing the newlyweds happiness and happiness, and it has continued to this day. How can such a word be used indiscriminately?"

Pu Xiaoxiang's face instantly turned like a morning glow.

Fang Dongmei hugged and said: "Since the beginning, you have been nitpicking and picking fat and thin, you have the ability to come up with an idea!

Jiang Shuiyuan scratched his head and said, "Okay, then I'll talk about it too." Pu Xiaoxiang mentioned just now that there are six waters in the names of the two of us, which reminds me of the sentence in Zheng Xuan's "Zhou Yi Note" that 'the sky is born with water, and the earth is sixty percent', so it is better for us to pick a few words from this sentence as the name of the combination, such as 'Tiancheng combination', 'heaven and earth generation' and the like. ”

"Tiancheng?is it the natural combination of a good couple?" Fang Dongmei asked, "What is it called 'Tiancheng Combination', it is better to call it 'Tiancheng Combination', which is not only smooth and good-sounding, but also has far-reaching implications!"

Pu Xiaoxiang blushed and said: "Actually, 'Heaven and Earth Generation' is also quite good, it is simple and clear, and magnificent. ”

A good couple?

Jiang Shuiyuan realized that he had inadvertently dug a big hole for himself, and hurriedly remedied: "Anyway, Mr. Fang mentioned the name 'Shuiyuan Xiaoxiang' just now, which gave me an inspiration, why don't we call it 'Xiaoxiang Shuiyun'? "Xiaoxiang Shuiyun" is the representative work of the famous pianist Guo Wei in the Southern Song Dynasty, and it is also one of the best qin songs recognized by the pianists of all dynasties. ”

Pu Xiaoxiang felt that Jiang Shuiyuan seemed to be teasing her, and glanced at him coquettishly. I don't know if it's because of self-cherishing or some other reason, Fang Dongmei resolutely denied this mentions: "Xiaoxiang water clouds are too ancient and mysterious, and they are not as good as water source Xiaoxiang!

The water source of the river is also a bit poor in donkey skills.

Fang Dongmei clapped her hands and said: "Okay, from the beginning to the present, there are four names that have won the approval of more than two people, such as Shuiyuan Xiaoxiang, Phoenix Yu Fei, Heavenly Combination, and Heaven and Earth Generation. If you don't have a problem, let's vote one of these four names for the name of the combination. The voting rules are two votes per person, and the one with the most votes is elected, and if the number of votes is the same, it is up to the teacher to decide which one to choose. OK, let's start voting!"

Jiang Shuiyuan said in his heart: "Phoenix Yu Fei" and "Heavenly Combination" are two names full of hints, absolutely not to be used, otherwise all kinds of rumors will not be able to spread? Excluding those two, the only way to do this is to vote for the remaining "Water Source Xiaoxiang" and "Heaven and Earth Generation." After writing the letter, he handed it to Fang Dongmei, but found that Fang Dongmei was not in a hurry to write the ballot, but opened his note first and looked at it, with a strange smile on the corner of his mouth. Jiang Shuiyuan couldn't help but "click" in his heart: It's over, I didn't pay attention to the evil of the devil!

When I heard "two votes per person" just now, I subconsciously thought that each person could choose two names and vote for each name, but I didn't expect that there was another possibility: two votes for the same name. If Pu Xiaoxiang also thought so, then no matter how the two voted, the result would not escape Fang Dongmei's palm. Because Fang Dongmei has a word first, if the number of votes is the same, she has the right to decide which one to use in the end!

Jiang Shuiyuan was about to remind Pu Xiaoxiang, but she had already written it and handed it to Fang Dongmei. Fang Dongmei took it and looked at it a few times, didn't even write the ballot, and directly announced in a deep voice: "According to the voting results, the final name of your group is 'Phoenix Yu Fei'!"

"I protest!" Jiang Shuiyuan immediately expressed his indignation.

"Protests are not effective!"

Pu Xiaoxiang also blushed and said, "I think—"

"You are the original Tiyì people, and you don't even have the right to protest. Fang Dongmei said lightly.

In this way, the magical combination of Jiang Shuiyuan and Pu Xiaoxiang was sadly named the wedding celebration.

Jiang Shuiyuan didn't bother with such a strange name for a long time, and was soon relieved. Not to mention that the group can survive for a few months, how many times will there be a chance to show up and call out the "Phoenix Yu Fei Combination" in public? Why bother with this? Thinking of this, he stood up: "Teacher Fang, since the name has been finalized, can I go?"

"Just started class, what are you going?" Fang Dongmei was a little confused.

"Hey, didn't you say that classes are held at 9 a.m. every Saturday?" Jiang Shuiyuan argued, "Besides, the people from the Kodansha are still waiting for me over there!"

"Since you're here, do you still want to leave?" Fang Dongmei reprimanded angrily, "Next, let's select a few tracks for the competition, and after you go back, you can find the original singer to listen to it, carefully ponder the taste inside, prepare as soon as possible, prepare more, and strive to win a grand prize in the competition!"

Only then did Jiang Shuiyuan realize that he had gotten on the thief ship, and he had no chance of getting out.