Forty-nine, the list of famous flowers and different grasses

Huai'an Fuzhong has always been known for its heavy homework load, Jiang Shuiyuan not only has to maintain the top three in the grade on the premise of not delaying getting up early to exercise and going to bed on time at night, but also has to participate in the training of the three groups of the Olympiad Society, as well as the actual combat drills of the Chinese Studies Lecture and Talk Club every afternoon, in addition to shouldering the great mission of serving as a class leader and managing the class, he has long been out of skills. Now he is stuffed into tasks such as practicing songs, preparing for essay contests, and writing speeches for flag-raising ceremonies for no reason, and he is so busy that he can't wait to split himself in half.

Wu Zichen, who followed behind like a fart every day, couldn't help frowning: "Boss, you're so busy working every day, aren't you tired?"

Jiang Shuiyuan said with a wry smile: "I'm not tired, the key is that it's quite annoying, I don't even have time to sit down and read a few idle pages quietly!"

"What do you mean?" Wu Zichen was a little unable to understand the water source of the river.

Jiang Shuiyuan tilted his head, blinked his eyes and slowly explained: "It's like asking you to do a thousand arithmetic problems for the third and fourth grades of elementary school every day, the questions are easy, and you won't feel very tired, but you will feel very annoyed to do this kind of boring problem day after day and year after year." That's how I feel now. ”

For Jiang Shuiyuan, who is about to finish the third year of high school, there is not much new in terms of the content of the teacher's lectures, the homework assigned after class, or the knowledge supplemented by the Olympiad Club. But as a class leader, I can't be absent from class, and I can't stop doing homework, so I can only hold on to it boringly, at most, I can't read a few pages of idle books. Of course, except for the tea party of the saint "teasing" Shi Ge Juntian, although he seems to be a comic, but he is indeed very real in his stomach, and he can always start from the simplest life phenomena and derive very profound mathematical propositions, which makes Jiang Shuiyuan and Zhang Jin feel refreshed and open.

After listening to Jiang Shuiyuan's distress, Wu Zichen couldn't help but kneel: "Boss, is it true that the teachers' mouth-like narration and the wordless curriculum of the Olympiad Club are just as simple as arithmetic problems in the third and fourth grades of primary school for you?" Great God, please accept my knees!"

Jiang Shuiyuan snorted a few times: "If you take your strength in compiling the "Huai'an Mansion Famous Flowers and Grass Point Records" to study, I'm afraid you will already be the first in the grade, and you still need to come to worship me, a mortal bone?

"As long as you have the boss, even if I hang my head bald and my thighs poke into a sieve, I won't be able to be the first in the grade. Since you can't be the first in the grade, how much is the difference between the second grade and the second hundred?" Wu Zichen said with a smile: "As for the book "Famous Flowers and Different Grasses", it was roughly completed last semester, but who knows that after the end of the year, it will be completely different! For example, Cai Xiaojia in our class was originally an inconspicuous yellow-haired girl, but in the blink of an eye, she became a soft girl. If the book is not properly adjusted, how can it be convincing?"

Jiang Shuiyuan pouted: "Didn't you keep saying that Cai Xiaojia has the potential to be a beauty? Why didn't you dare to put pen to paper when you wrote it on paper? Did you talk about it before, or couldn't you convince yourself?"

Wu Zichen raised his eyes and looked at the sky with a sneering expression: "If I want to talk about the recognition and appreciation of beautiful women, if I admit that I am second, I am afraid that no one in Huai'an Mansion will dare to call him the first! Yes, I have long discovered that a piece of cake has the potential to be a beautiful woman, but others have not discovered it! If I insist on ranking her very highly, what will others think of my painstaking work? Where will I be able to judge Judge Wu with an iron mouth?"

"You have Mao's credibility to speak of!" Jiang Shuiyuan looked disdainful, and then asked: "Then in your booklet, what is Cai Xiaojia's ranking?"

Wu Zichen took out a small notebook from his pocket, and after turning a few pages, he replied: "In the past, it was just a piece of cake to be on the potential list of candidates, and this belonged to my special care. Now it has ranked 17th on the list of famous flowers in the first year of high school and 59th on the list of famous flowers in the whole school, and I believe that there is still a lot of room for improvement in the future, and it is not impossible to even enter the top ten of the school!"

"Is there anyone in our class who is higher in the rankings than Cai Xiaojia?"

"Of course there is!" Wu Zichen replied with a smile, "Boss, you are a martial artist, Ze is born by the common people, thousands of generations, and dominates the rivers and lakes, but you are firmly in the first place on the list of different grasses in the whole school, how can it be compared to that little girl in a piece of cake?"

Jiang Shuiyuan couldn't help but knock Wu Zichen with a burst of chest: "Tell you to arrange randomly! Although you are a big man who ranks up a school flower list is a bit low-level and interesting, it is still a bit of a pursuit, what does it mean to rank up boys?

Wu Zichen held his head and looked at Jiang Shuiyuan pitifully: "Men and women are equal! Boys want to look at the school flower list, and girls naturally want to look at the school grass list, how can they favor one over the other?"

Jiang Shuiyuan knew what kind of lazy person Wu Zichen was, and he didn't bother to bother with him: "You can platoise me, but you are not allowed to plaster me, and you can toss the rest as much as you like, okay?"

"Isn't this forcing me to vacate the first place on the list of different grass?" Wu Zichen muttered a few words and continued to answer Jiang Shuiyuan's question just now, "If you only talk about girls, no one in our class will be higher than Cai Xiaojia, and it is estimated that there will be no one in the future." ”

"What is the ranking of Pu Xiaoxiang?"

"Pu Xiaoxiang is naturally the first on the list of famous flowers in the school, and there is no doubt about it!"

After the New Year, Pu Xiaoxiang, a little girl, became more and more bright, her complexion was as clear as jade, and when her eyes were wandering, she was simply beautiful. Ranking first on the school's list of famous flowers is really expected.

Even if Jiang Shuiyuan doesn't deal with her well, she has to admit it. Fortunately, Jiang Shuiyuan didn't care about these, and after asking a few people randomly, he tried to see the dagger: "Then what is Liu Chenyu in the class next door?"

Wu Zichen flipped through the notebook in his hand again: "Liu Chenyu, right? If it was a year ago, she would still be ranked 28th on the list of famous flowers in the first year of high school, and 94th on the list of famous flowers in the whole school, but now she has fallen to 43rd, and she is behind Sun Shan on the list of famous flowers in the whole school." ”

Jiang Shuiyuan couldn't help but be stunned: "Why did it fall so badly? You can't be blind there, right?"

Wu Zichen explained: "This is related to my iron-mouthed judgment of Judge Wu's reputation and credibility, how can it be a blind arrangement? I compiled this "Huai'an Mansion Famous Flowers and Herbs List" not only comprehensively measured the appearance, temperament, conversation and behavior of each selected person, and many other existing factors, but also took into account their future growth and development potential. Maybe someone first entered the school with clear eyebrows and handsome eyes, but when he looked crooked, he would become a fat-headed pig-headed pig with big ears in his second and third years of high school. If such a person appears on the list, wouldn't I be shameless to see Jiangdong's father?"

"You mean ——?"

Wu Zichen nodded: "Yes! According to my observation, Liu Chenyu's height has not changed much in the past six months from August last year to now, but his body has become plump day by day, which is not a good sign." You must know that girls are fourteen or fifteen years old when they are crazy about jointing, it is normal to grow six or seven centimeters a year, and when they grow taller, they will be thinner, because nutrition mainly supplies bone growth. Liu Chenyu is the opposite, which gives me reason to believe that her height has tended to be fixed, and she will only grow in weight and not in the future. For a long time in the future, her ranking on the grade school flower list will only fall, not rise, and it is even possible to fall out of the list!"

Jiang Shuiyuan couldn't help but be shocked.