Chapter 7: Domineering cigarettes
When I heard Zhang Xinlei's words, I almost collapsed on my chair.
What kind of soft Chinese smoke is this, and how terrible is it?
I wanted to ask more, but when the bell rang, I had to give up.
But I still couldn't listen to this lesson, so I thought about it, took out a piece of homework paper, and wrote on it, "Tell me what this cigarette means?"
After writing, I quietly stuffed the note to Zhang Xinlei from behind.
After Zhang Xinlei saw it, he started to write, and after a while, I was poked in the back by him, and the note was stuffed back under the table.
I spread out the note and looked at it, and I couldn't help but gasp, this girl, the handwriting is so bad!
But it's a good effortβa piece of paper is almost full.
With my rich experience in cursive writing and extraordinary patience, I was able to read Zhang Xinlei's words.
"If our school bully wants to beat someone, he will send his men down in advance to deliver a cigarette to show that he is forced. Usually the cigarettes he sends out are generally the red seven wolves, hibiscus kings and the like, simply put, the more expensive the loose cigarettes, the more serious the punishment you will receive! You are really awesome, He Haoran has come to our school so far, basically the red seven wolves are sent, and the soft China has only appeared once, and on the first day you came to the school, you were actually fortunate to become the recipient of the second soft China. β
After reading Zhang Xinlei's note, cold sweat broke out, and I quickly wrote on the note: "This is nothing to be proud of, isn't it! Then why did I receive this cigarette for no reason, I just came over, and I didn't offend the school bully at all." β
Zhang Xinlei quickly replied to me: "You have caused a sensation in the whole school, and you dare to say that you have not offended the school bully." Our school's bully is called He Haoran, think about it yourself. β
"I don't know. "I was confused.
"Grass, you gave the old sister of the school bully to me and now pretend to be innocent to me, and it is cool to patronize me when you go up, why don't you want to think about the price. Zhang Xinlei is estimated to be full of excitement when he said these words, and the words are so messy!
I groaned in my heart, He Haoran, He Tiantian!
No, He Tiantian is the elder sister of the school bully?
I snapped my homeroom teacher and didn't say it, this homeroom teacher is still the old sister of the school bully, I really want to kneel for myself - hey, no, I didn't go on and wipe it!
"It's a misunderstanding, is there any way to explain it clearly to the school bully?" I hurriedly wrote, and the handwriting was close to Zhang Xinlei.
"You really don't know the tradition of our school, as soon as this cigarette is given away, the punishment will be honored, and there is never a reason to take it back, wrong is wrong, right is wrong. Zhang Xinlei wrote.
"Damn, no, then I don't have to be beaten to bleed, it's too domineering!" I wrote unwillingly.
"What kind of school bully if you are not domineering?" Zhang Xinlei's words almost made me vomit blood, there is nothing wrong with this, it makes sense.
"And when are they going to look for me? Can I escape?" I asked again.
"I'll come to you after school, don't worry, you won't be able to escape. Zhang Xinlei turned the paper over and wrote on the back, the font was shockingly large, and every word was so ugly that it seemed to be laughing at me mercilessly.
"Why can't you escape?" this guy didn't write a single sentence, and he had to ask and answer every question.
"Because, after school, all the students in the school will move to send you to He Haoran. Zhang Xinlei stuffed it to me after writing, and I just wanted to answer, but he grabbed it back and wrote three more words on the paper.
"Including me. β
Grass, I'm afraid I don't know how unrighteous he is!
Looking at the lone cigarette on my desk, as if it was about to eat me, I reluctantly continued to ask, "Is there no exception?"
Zhang Xinlei was like a know-it-all, and immediately wrote: "Yes." β
"Grass! You say yes! I have to sing with you, is it fun!" "My temper is also a little up, this Zhang Xinlei is too disgusting."
"There was only one exception. Coincidentally, that person happened to be the first classmate to receive soft Chinese cigarettes, and he was your ex. Zhang Xinlei didn't seem to understand my temper, and wrote leisurely.
I was stunned when I saw this, wouldn't it, the only soft Chinese cigarette that appeared before, with the exception?
Does my own soft Chinese cigarette mean that there can be exceptions?
"Could it be because the price of soft Chinese cigarettes is too miserable, we want to see blood, we are a famous school, how can we do such a brutal thing, so we are exceptional?" I asked with luck.
"It's not. "Zhang Xinlei lost two words, and after I read it, the note was stuffed directly into the desk, so that this girl is sassy!
After less than a minute, I was made to laugh and cry by Zhang Xinlei's actions.
This guy actually took a piece of paper and wrote: "Because this classmate who received soft Chinese cigarettes fought with the school bully on the spot, and he won, and now he has become an idle cloud and wild crane beyond the control of the school bully." β
I was stunned when I saw this, can it still be like this?
Then I received another note, "But I advise you not to study like this, because people who want to study will automatically apply for a transfer in the end." β
Before I could figure out how to answer, there was another note: "I was beaten so badly." β
Grass, this Zhang Xinlei is when I talk about QQ, and the messages are still sent one by one!
Otaku waste paper, and this kind of explanation! I looked at the few notes in my hand, completely speechless.
"Grass your sister!" I couldn't stop complaining in my heart, so I had to express it in big characters first, my three words were written very big, so big that I wanted him to doubt life!
After I finished writing, I crumpled the note into a very small ball and threw it back, but this time I didn't throw it well, the note bounced back on the corner of Zhang Xinlei's desk, and then flew towards Su Xiaoxuan!
The paper ball bounced on Su Xiaoxuan's face, and then slid down, and I suddenly screamed out in a whisper!
The paper ball actually slipped directly into the ravine of her heart!
It's over!
I couldn't help but want to reach out and pick up the note, but my hand was still in the air, Su Xiaoxuan glared at me angrily, then looked down, and quickly pulled my hand on my heart's clothes, and the paper ball fell on her legs.
Then she opened the paper ball in my daze!
The shocking three big characters estimated that Su Xiaoxuan seriously doubted her life, and after she read the note, she suddenly stood up from the table with a "bang".
Then, in the shocked eyes of the whole class, including the teacher, she slapped me hard.
The crisp slap made me think about life too!
What a wicked sin I have made!
"Xiaoxuan, what are you doing?" asked our middle-aged math teacher, who was a bit menopausal, interrupting the lesson.
"Teacher, he's playing hooligan in class!" Su Xiaoxuan said coldly.
"Hey, this classmate is very fresh, has he just transferred to another school?" the math teacher asked me.
I stubbornly stood up and nodded.
"What's your name?" asked the math teacher.
Before I could answer, the whole class shouted in unison like Lei Feng's reincarnation: "Liu Lang!"
Why didn't I see you so neat and proactive in answering questions in class!
When our math teacher heard my name, his eyes widened obviously, and he couldn't help but shout, "You are Liu Lang?"
I nodded awkwardly.
"You're the same one you were with your homeroom teacher last night...... I really don't know how the school takes you in, it's just ruining the school atmosphere!"
Did I sleep with our homeroom teacher in your bed? Did I use your home cover? Why do you say that about me!
Besides, there is no such thing at all.
I kept my head down and didn't speak.
At this time, the math teacher asked Su Xiaoxuan again: "Xiaoxuan, what did he do just now?"
"Teacher, it doesn't matter if he doesn't listen to you in class, he still writes a small yellow note!" and stuffs this small note into someone's ......" Su Xiaoxuan said this, her face turned slightly red, but her eyes were obviously sharp.
When the math teacher heard Su Xiaoxuan's words, he took off his glasses directly and slapped the table, "It's hard to change the viciousness! Dogs can't change eating! What is written on the note?"
Su Xiaoxuan's mouth moved, and finally looked at me resentfully, and said coldly: "The gist of what is written on the note is that he wants to do something very obscene and obscene to me!"
I suddenly screamed again in my heart, there were three words on the note, these three words were equivalent to "uh-huh-ahh
The math teacher suddenly walked up to me and pointed to the outside of the classroom, "Get out of here!"
I said aggrievedly, "Teacher, this is a misunderstanding at all. β
"What misunderstanding? You mean Xiaoxuan slandered you?" the math teacher said loudly.
I muttered, "The note I wrote didn't mean that at all......"
"Okay, then tell me, what's your note?" The math teacher saw that I was still quibbling, and the voice was louder.
I wilted all at once.
"Say, you said, didn't you bite Xiaoxuan just now?" the math teacher slammed a ruler in his hand on my desk.
"Grass you sister!" I said loudly.
The whole class was shocked!
The math teacher's hands were shaking, and the whole class was going to take me seriously......