"Liu Lang is too awesome, he dared to scold the math teacher in front of him on the first day of school, and now he is dead. "I was stunned when I heard some of my classmates whispering.

Damn, don't get me wrong.

"Teacher, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scold you. I said a little confused.

The math teacher pointed at me for a long time and was speechless.

"Didn't you ask me to tell me what was written on the note, I said it. I said a little aggrieved.

"Get out!" the math teacher held back for a long time, and finally let out a roar.

"You haven't explained this matter clearly, you will give me my class in the future. The math teacher added, and it seemed that he was indeed angry.

I secretly glanced at Su Xiaoxuan, and there was schadenfreude in her eyes.

She must have done it on purpose.

I walked out of the classroom and stood obediently at the door.

I wanted to change schools to be a good student, but who knew that creation would make people.

I stood there for a while, when suddenly I felt a rush of urine, and I peeked into the classroom, where the math teacher was in class, and wanted to sneak to the bathroom.

I walked to the toilet door and suddenly I was in a trance.

The two toilets for men and women were side by side, and I could easily tell the difference.

But I can't tell which is the men's toilet and which is the women's restroom, and there is no sign on the door.

Are the students in the city so arrogant and confident when they go to the toilet?

I silently thought in my heart that the man left the woman right man left woman right, thinking that anyway, during class time, there was no one in the toilet, even if I entered the wrong one, it was okay to take a look and then quit.

So I turned straight into the toilet on the left.

This time I came in, good fellow, a thick stench mixed with a strange smell hit my nose, and my head was stunned, and then I held my breath and opened the nearest compartment directly.

"Ahh

I covered my ears and looked at it, and almost got a nosebleed.

In the cubicle in front of me was a girl squatting, her pants down to her knees, and she was holding something bloody in her hand, staring at me dumbfounded.

This girl's face is a little baby fat, her facial features are delicate and moving, and her long and neatly combed hair is black and beautiful, I have never seen such black and bright hair in my life.

She probably saw that I was looking at her carefully, and decisively let out another scream, and then before I could react, she threw the thing in her hand directly on my face, and scolded angrily: "Don't let me go yet!"

I just felt a warmth on my face, and then a strange smell filled my mind, and I retreated in a daze, and in order not to look too ashamed, I muttered: "Why don't you close the door when you go to the bathroom." ”

"Cao Nima! This is the women's toilet! This is the women's bathroom!" the beautiful girl inside was still screaming, but I quickly slipped out.

Paralyzed, the toilet in this school is very weird, it's not a man on the left and a woman on the right!

I quickly slipped to the toilet next to me, and when I looked in the mirror, my face was red!

Those who don't know think I'm bleeding on campus.

I also reacted immediately, and the girl just now actually threw the aunt towel she had just changed in my face!

It's also too ......

Thinking of this, my mind came to me again with the appearance of her crouching, as if I had seen something that I shouldn't see......

It seems that there, there is no grass and grass?

At this time, the bell rang for the end of class, and I couldn't help but secretly complain, wipe it, if the math teacher comes out and finds that I am gone, he will not eat me!

I quickly turned on the faucet to wash my face, quickly went to the toilet after washing, and then ran towards the classroom.

For the first time in my life, I was looking forward to the teacher being able to delay the lesson.

But my expectations were disappointed, and the schools in this city are not willing to delay classes?

At this moment, there was already a lot of noise outside the classroom, and the math teacher was nowhere to be seen.

However, I saw a familiar figure in the classroom.

Isn't that the girl who is bleeding and being seen by me?

How did you show up in my class?

She shouldn't be a student in our class.

The girl tiptoed towards my desk, and my heart sank!

Does this girl know who I am and now want to take revenge?

I hurried a few quick steps, and when I saw that I was about to get behind her, she suddenly made a movement right under my nose that shocked me!

Her hand stretched out forward, and the person in front of her was Su Xiaoxuan.

This girl's hand went around Su Xiaoxuan's back, and then grabbed Su Xiaoxuan's bulging heart fiercely, and then hid to the side in one step!

"it!"

"Ahh

Of course, I sent this slot, and in broad daylight, I actually dared to attack Ban Hua's chest! And the attacker was actually a woman!

That scream was naturally made by Su Xiaoxuan, Su Xiaoxuan quickly turned her head after screaming, and when she saw me, she didn't say a word, and directly "snapped" a palm directly on my face!

Originally, the attention of the classmates was not on our side, but after Su Xiaoxuan's loud slap, the eyes of the whole class turned to our side.

I covered my face, filled with grief and indignation, and scolded loudly: "You are sick!

"Liu Lang, you're not human! You're dead!" Su Xiaoxuan's eyes were full of tears, and her face turned red.

When I saw it, I screamed that it was not good, and this girl misunderstood me again.

I looked to the side, oh, what about that girl just now!

"It wasn't me, it wasn't me, it was a girl!" I quickly explained.

"Liu Lang, you beast, I want you not to see the sun tomorrow!" Su Xiaoxuan completely abandoned the temperament of the iceberg goddess, and the whole person was full of grievances and shame.

"Really, you have to believe me! It's that girl, a round-faced girl, who grabbed your boobs and ran away. I explained without hesitation.

But as soon as I said it, I regretted it!

Sure enough, the whole class had shocked looks on their faces when they heard my explanation!

They didn't know what was going on, but when I said that, it was clear to them.

And this group of white-eyed classmates, they won't all think that I attacked the class girl, right?

"You make it up for me again!" Su Xiaoxuan's face became more and more red and ugly, and she was probably angry by what I just said.

Now it's okay, the whole class knows that I did that kind of thing to Banhua.

"It's really not ......" I hurriedly waved my hand to explain, but before I could finish speaking, suddenly Su Xiaoxuan stretched out her hand and grabbed my hand!

She raised my hand in the air and said indignantly, "You dare to say that it's not you! You still have water stains on your hands! Look at me again......"

Speaking of which, I, like other students, couldn't help but look towards Su Xiaoxuan's proud upper body.

This sight makes my scalp tingle!

Su Xiaoxuan's bulging heart still had a sinful handprint.

I was a little speechless all of a sudden, the girl who was a little bit of a mess just now also washed her hands after going to the toilet, which can blame me!

I went to the toilet to wash my hands, how did I make a mistake!

When my classmates saw my wet hands, and then saw that there was a despicable handprint in Su Xiaoxuan's fascinating place, they immediately cast complicated glances at me.

This beast, I guess it's decided.

I thought with infinite sadness in my heart, I was first misunderstood with my homeroom teacher, and then I was misunderstood to write a small note in class to tease the class flower, with these two previous convictions, and now I attack the chest class flower in public, this thing doesn't seem so difficult to accept......

"Someone must have seen that girl just now, did you see it, give me a witness?" I shouted to my classmates for help, but no one cast a kind look.

I think my actions must have provoked the anger of the people, why did they arrest me on the first day in a place that they hadn't touched.

Seeing that no one testified for me, Su Xiaoxuan wanted to scold me again, so I was anxious and said to her: "I can prove it!"

As he spoke, my hand was in full view of everyone, and the ghost made a miracle to pass towards Su Xiaoxuan's heart!

My hands couldn't wrap her heart a little, and as soon as I pressed it, I immediately said, "You see, my hands are more than this handprint on your clothes." ”

The class fell silent, as if shocked by my bold move.

"Smack!" Su Xiaoxuan slapped me again with her other hand, and tears fell down.

I was completely stunned, and my hand quickly left her body, and I couldn't help but slap myself too.

What the hell am I doing!

It wasn't me the first time, but this second time, I stretched out my guilty hand in front of everyone!

The idiom dog jumping over the wall really fits me too well.

"You follow me to the Political and Educational Office!" Su Xiaoxuan pulled me and wanted to go outside, but I turned my hand back and grabbed her hand in my own hand.

"Su Xiaoxuan, don't get excited! don't get excited!" I said loudly, my hand still tightly grasping Su Xiaoxuan's tender little hand.

"Grass! It's clear that you're excited!" Some of the students around suddenly couldn't stand it anymore and complained.

I was stunned, uh, the way I grabbed Su Xiaoxuan did seem like I was more excited.

"Let me tell you what that girl looks like?" I said, and then my brain froze.

At this moment, I can't wait to become a linguistic tyrant, and the words to describe people are jumping out one by one.

I ran out of words and grabbed the pen again, but when I grabbed it and collapsed, when I was a child, my parents asked me to learn to draw, why don't I know how to learn well!

"Lin Donghua!" Su Xiaoxuan suddenly shouted.

Then, in my astonishment, I saw the tall boy at the last table walk in from outside the classroom.

I was so frightened that I let go of Su Xiaoxuan, Su Xiaoxuan raised her head at the boy named Lin Donghua, I thought he was going to come over and beat me, but I didn't expect that Lin Donghua saw Su Xiaoxuan's expression, and actually turned around and walked directly towards the outside of the classroom.

What the hell is this?

"Liu Lang, you won't be able to see the sun tomorrow, you pray that you can see the moon tonight!" Su Xiaoxuan suddenly sat down in her seat, and her expression suddenly became as cold as before.

"Brother, I've just been out for a while, what kind of moth are you making?" Zhang Xinlei asked in a whisper behind me.

I'm completely desperate for this classmate who chats like QQ, and I don't bother to pay attention to him.

I didn't expect that I had only been at school for an afternoon, and so many things had happened, and I was really a broom star.

The last class was a self-study class, and all the teachers of the school went to the small hall to hold a teacher's meeting, and I was reflecting on it when suddenly the silence of the classroom was broken by a rush of footsteps.

When I saw the man, I couldn't help but stand up.

General Bridgehead!

General Qiaotou, who had just given me soft Chinese cigarettes, appeared again.

He was walking towards me with a serious face, and in his hand, he was holding a cigarette - I don't know what it was!

He snorted coldly and said loudly: "Brother Haoran hasn't delivered this cigarette yet." ”

"Ninety-Five Supreme!"

And at this moment, the class radio suddenly sounded a sizzling voice, and then, a somewhat cold voice rang out.

"Liu Lang, see you after school. ”

"Class 9 of high school, responsible for sending Liu Lang over, if people don't arrive, the whole class won't have to go to class tomorrow. ”