Chapter 201 "The Sewing Machine Band" is fictional and realistic, and it is hilarious at the beginning! (4,000 words in the fourth update)
"Is there any mistake! I actually arranged for her to sing such a song, this song is too good!"
Reba has been more absent-minded recently, and listens to songs on the Internet when she has nothing to do, and what she listens to is a song, which is this "Desert Camel".
For Nazha, Reba also knows each other, after all, the two of them are from about one place, well, the explanation of this about one place is that many people think that the two of them are fellow countrymen, but in fact, they don't know how far apart, and they haven't met at all when they were in Western Xinjiang before, so it's not an exaggeration to say that the two parallel lines are not exaggerated.
But after all, others think they are fellow countrymen, so sometimes when they do some business activities or something else, the two of them will appear together, or even in the same frame.
It was also compared to the appearance, and other things.
This time "Desert Camel"...
Reba felt that Wu Qiang was so partial.
What to do?
Reba decided that he wanted to get first-hand information, and he had to figure out what the "Sewing Machine Band" looked like.
If after reading it, it is indeed Brother Wu who is biased, this ......
Anyway, figure it out first.
So, on the day of the 17th, the Reba girl got a ticket, and then she was fully armed, and she almost didn't suffocate to death, and came to the premiere, fortunately, the air conditioning in the theater in the summer is really fierce, otherwise it really lasts for two hours, and it will not really hang up.
As for this premiere, it is a small-scale interaction.
Brother Wu and Nazha, just the two of them came.
……
The doll is also staring at the premiere today, she has been looking forward to it for a long time, but it can be regarded as coming, what kind of dish can Wu Qiang serve her, it really makes her curious.
I can't imagine that there is an extra woman who seems to be a nervous disorder by her side, and she wears so much in the summer, except that she is taller, there is nothing special.
Interact over there......
"Hello everyone, in fact, this "Sewing Machine Band" is also a dream investment, but this dream is strange, there are mine and others ......"
Wu Qiang's speech also talked about dreams, he, the rich second generation, always talks about dreams, which really makes people feel weird.
However, the doll noticed that Nazha next to Wu Qiang looked at Wu Qiang's eyes very unusually.
It's as if the pupils have become little stars.
The doll couldn't help but say to herself, "Does Nazha worship Da Hadron so much?"
This is true, she is really right, Nazha not only worships the big hadron, but also loves him so much that he doesn't know how to love it, this time "Desert Camel" made Nazha Ke really popular.
Especially with the previous hard steel, so free and easy response, almost perfectly in line with the character of rock and roll youth, playing rock and roll is so free to fly yourself, there is nothing wrong.
But in fact, where can Nazha sing what kind of rock, if she has this ability, let alone rock, even ordinary songs are average.
So how did this rock 'n' roll come about?
Of course, with the help of technology, there is that software, making a mix, a series of means, it is said that millions of mixers have been invited to come.
Wu Qiang actually helped her do so much, how could Nazha not love him to death?
Of course, when this song was recorded, Nazha also questioned herself many times, she was really afraid that she wouldn't do it, she wanted to coax it, there was no way, this song was not so easy to sing.
However, Nazha personally felt Wu Qiang's encouragement.
"Nazha girl, you are too honest, you know?
"That girl, it's okay, even if you sing out of tune, or you don't know what the key is, it's okay, really. ”
"Do you believe it or not? In our discourse music scene, many singers in the future, their level is not as good as you, you at least know that you sing badly, many singers in the future, they sing badly, they are always out of tune, or they have never been in tune, and even their voices are still ugly, but they still think they sing well, and they sing for others everywhere, and they shamelessly be judges and teachers, sister, don't you believe it? I'm telling you, the power of capital will make what I say happen, and as for music, it's just a thing that rich people dress up at will. ”
This sentence, every voice, is all encouragement!
At least that's what the girl thinks, because in her opinion, how can such a thing happen? How can there be such a stinky and shameless person?
How did she know that Wu Qiang said everything he had seen with his own eyes.
The skrskr, the electricity, the terrifying power from Canada, dominates our ears, and the one who listens to it is called one, you look at this bowl, it's big and round, you look at this noodle......
Of course, Wu Qiang doesn't know how to teach biology, and he is not very familiar with the relevant knowledge of electric eels.
However, in fact, there have been examples of this before.
For example, a powerful singer like Tan Wei can only sing "Tan Moumou" in the end.
The Chinese music scene has long been finished, and it has long been reduced to the playthings of the rich, and there are all kinds of rich second generations and inexplicable singing methods that we don't know.
Now Wu Qiang, just learned a hand, that girl will not go to a concert, let alone be a judge or teacher, in the final analysis, this "Desert Camel" is a hype method, of course, now this song is also popular, and the original author has also received benefits, it is better than being plagiarized, and then the plagiarist is popular.
However, there is a man in this scene ...
"Sure enough, that stabbing your hooves actually robbed Brother Wu with me!" Reba heard the words of the person next to him.
Even a passer-by can see it!
Reba felt unprecedented pressure, if it was someone else, she couldn't help it, such as Yang Dami, Sister Yaya, this is the existence of stabilizing her, even if it is that milk tea girl, she has no problem, she is a rich second generation.
However, this one is ...... The key is that both of them are the same age, and they are both from Western Xinjiang, and they even participated in the audition of "The King's Feast" together back then.
This threat is too great, and Reba is afraid that she will not be able to even be a lover.
At that moment, the little girl began to make a plan, and she must snatch Brother Wu back.
But at this time, the movie "Sewing Machine Band" has already begun.
When the label was gone, I saw a schoolboy, standing on the podium, and it was obvious that this was going to be a recitation.
But I said, "My hometown is called Guitar City, it's a special name, why is it called Guitar City? Because there's a rock band called Broken Guitar here......
The child's recitation led to a band.
changed, Wu Qiang changed it.
Ji'an, which was originally the hometown of Dapeng, has now become Guitar City, and this change gives people a feeling that it is not very real, and there will be an idea immediately, that is, the city is fictional.
But this is Wu Qiang's magic hand.
Ji'an, just Dapeng's hometown, is not a rock city, if someone arrives in Ji'an and shouts that I am here in the rock city, maybe he will get on the special car to the psychiatric hospital in ten minutes.
In fact, Wu Qiang knows very well that the so-called rock city, this is Dapeng's dream, which only exists in his dreams, and only his own mind thinks so.
Of course, that big guitar doesn't exist, so why don't we make it more fictional, and make it more imaginary, can't we?
Direct, set in a fantastic rock city, Guitar City!
And the original broken guitar band, to tell the truth...... Isn't it clear to anyone at this glance?
It's a band like a calf.
Song Xiaobao: Does he play rock?
It's pure hilarious.
So, the original "Sewing Machine Band" made a mistake at the beginning between reality and fiction, which was so nonsense that it produced a dissonance, or in another way, that is......
Not bold enough, and caused a huge disobedience.
The truth in this is very winding, but in fact it is the same thing, because it is not bold enough, and it also uses the city in reality, but the band is obviously fake, it does not exist at all, then, this magnifies the sense of disobedience.
Therefore, if a fake and non-existent city is directly set at the beginning, then the broken guitar band will go directly to the Northeast F4, in fact, it is acceptable to everyone.
That's really the case, that's normal psychology.
And now, who will play the broken guitar band?
No one in the audience has this expectation, only Wu Qiang, and at this time, he is smiling, because the person he is looking for is...
Zhang Chu!
Xu Wei!
Zheng Jun!
As soon as these three people appeared, many people may have forgotten Zhang Chu, but Xu Wei and Zheng Jun must have many people who still know.
So, in an instant, if these three formed a rock band, even if they have a considerable sense of vicissitudes on their faces now, but a city built a big guitar for their band, and even changed its name to Guitar City, which ......
Is it discordant?
Obviously, the previous fiction and the current impossible band, and any band member can affect the entire Chinese rock music scene, so it is like coffee with milk, which is more mellow.
Yes, this is indeed a fictional story, but in fact, almost all movies are fictional, even those biographical films, many of the stories are fake, such as Washington didn't cut down the damn cherry tree when he was a child.
This kind of fiction is very appropriate.
The big guitar appeared like this, this city, it is the guitar city, it is the city of rock and roll!
The child's recitation in the past introduced the big guitar and the city of rock and roll, this child is obsessed with rock and roll, but the picture turns.
The Roc appeared.
His dress in the movie, Wu Qiang followed the original setting, to be honest, the original Dapeng is also Teacher Cheng Gong, this guy has the feeling of a star.
At this time, Teacher Cheng Gong led a rock band, consisting of three people, and these three people.
Playing drums, guitar, and Besha are good, and singing is quite good, especially the fat man in the middle, and there is an inexplicable conspicuousness.
This fat man is a member of Happy Twist, and later he presided over the wedding of Qiu Ya and the rich uncle, and then he became a mentally handicapped classmate Zhuang Qiang.
Life may be so wonderful, after all, not many people know, that is, Wu Qiang understands, and now, he decided to change this later.
Teacher Cheng Gong is not very satisfied with these three, mainly because of ......
"After signing a contract for three years, you earned 67 yuan playing rock and roll. ”
"You can't blame us for that. ”
"It's not weird, don't blame, stop playing, didn't you arrange dance practice before?"
Teacher Cheng Gong faced three big fat men and asked them to practice dancing, and it was obvious that these three people couldn't practice.
However, Teacher Cheng Gong has a way.
"The company has decided to have a new plan for your future development. ”
"Teacher Cheng Gong, what is the new plan?"
"That's right, next, let's wait for a sum of money, and when the funds are there, I'll take the three of you to Thailand. ”
"Oh mom, what are you doing in Thailand? I heard over there, that little girl, that ...... Teacher, don't worry, shemales or something, we resolutely don't touch it, at most take a group photo. ”
Zhuang Qiang is quite principled in this future.
Actually, when they arrive at this place, many people can't help but laugh.
But then, that's what Teacher Cheng Gong said.
"No group photo, really not. The company has decided, when you go to Thailand, you will directly do sex reassignment surgery for all three of you, and then do large-scale plastic surgery, what face slimming, what liposuction, absolutely neat and beautiful, and then you will act as a women's group, you have to know, you still have talent, do you understand height? Height can't be made, you head, you can dance again, you can sing, I went, I will be old in the future!"
What is the ......
Poofhaha...... Reba couldn't hold back.
Is there anything else like this?
Many people are blushing with laughter, there is no way, this method of wanting to be popular is too strange.
But in the future, the three Zhuang Qiang will of course have to fight.
"Teacher Cheng Gong, you can't do this!"
"That's it, if you look at our size, it's too expensive to be a beautiful girl. ”
"Yes, in order to save costs for the company, forget it. ”
But Mr. Cheng Gong nodded and said approvingly: "Not bad, you are still thinking about the company...... "Where are the three of them thinking about the company, but Mr. Cheng Gong continued: "My opinion is actually similar to yours, the whole is too much, not to mention the high cost, the effect is not necessarily good, so from all aspects, I think it is better to be half of the whole, that is, half of everything." What kind of neutral beauty is popular in the entertainment industry now, this wind is blowing from South Korea, Han Chao, I already have an in-depth understanding of the situation over there, to put it simply, that male artists are becoming more and more like female artists, what is not good is that it is more and more sissy, I think this is okay, I will give you half of it, and then you will ......"
Will Zhuang Qiang be able to endure this in the future?
"Teacher Cheng Gong, you said you want us to be fake girls?!"
"It turns out that it's not for us to see shemales, it's just to be shemales wow, woo woo ......"
"Teacher Cheng Gong, can you give it all up? This is for us to hang in the middle, it's very uncomfortable. ”
This...
Wowha!
It's just the beginning, and there was a big laugh at this premiere.
It's not just the Reba girl, it's the doll next to her, it's going to laugh and cry.
Moreover, the stalk in this, this sissy, this male artist is like a female artist, who are you talking about?
This is also too realistic!
Although we can all see that this story is fictional, it is perfectly compatible with reality.
But Wu Qiang said in his heart.,I didn't actually think of who was black.,This stalk.,It's actually from "Backstreet Girl", this anime is not many people who know it in our Huaxia now...
PS: It's a little late, but this is a big chapter of more than 4000 words, I hope you can understand, thank you, I continue to work the black car, ask for a subscription, ask for support, thank you very much.