To tell the truth, no one could have imagined that the beginning of "The Sewing Machine Band" would be so brutal.

The doll thinks it can only be described as brutal, which is too funny.

Moreover, he also satirized reality and criticized a certain returned star.

Wu Qiang is too daring, he dares to do anything.

As for the question of a certain Liu Zhuangshi, on April 20 this year, a movie called "Wolf Warrior" was released, and the doll did not watch this movie, after all, such an awesome name made her a natural sense of resistance as a girl.

But the reason why I thought of this movie was not because of the content of the movie, but because of what happened later, actor Wu Liang because in a later interview, there was a mention of a popular singing and dancing idol who came back from South Korea, and Wu Liang bluntly said that he didn't know him, and ah, and then Wu Liang even asked an interesting question, that is, some idols, some popular students, is this a man?

Is it a man?

This question is really funny, but after Wu Liang finished speaking, the result was also quite scary.

This can be regarded as someone who provoked the fan circle, and the fans of idols began to attack Wu Liang wildly, and fanned the flames everywhere.

In other words, Wu Liang is also awesome, and he didn't care much at all, and this matter subsided later.

However, this incident is really enough to cause thinking, and it seems that this style is popular in our entertainment industry now.

Neutral, or simply feminine.

Men are not like men.

The doll is not a person in the fan circle, but she often mixes with Douban, where almost everyone hates the eight groups, but for the culture of the fan circle, seriously, the eight groups are also interesting.

They are also considered rice circles, but the rice is different. But there are various analyses of this phenomenon, and in short, our Chinese fans have some ...... Hanhua.

It's a matter of comparing people to whom, and it's a rather strange evolution.

Entertainment is actually a business, selling all kinds of performances to entertain everyone, but what is the target of consumers, that is, audiences, which is very important for business.

In Europe and the United States, most fans prefer some hard-core male stars, who have muscles and are enough to MAN, if they are a broiler, they will be despised, for example, even Justin Bieber is now training muscles, and even taking drugs, otherwise he will be scolded even worse.

However, Japan and South Korea are very different, they have found a novel angle, that is, feminine beauty, many male stars focus on this feminine style, and have harvested a large number of fans, referred to as making money.

So, what's next?

Cultivating the market.

Since this style can make a lot of money, why not make more money?

There are already many people who like feminine male stars, so good, continue to strengthen, use all kinds of means, on TV, on the Internet, all kinds of say that this kind of feminine is good, good, beautiful, and the sissy is handsome.

Yes, of course, there will be many people who disagree and oppose at the beginning, but these people are not supported by capital, and they do not create much value.

Then, after a long time, every day instilling this kind of sissy is handsome, feminine is beautiful, and a man's muscles, if the arm circumference is more than 30 cm, it is disgusting.

What is the result of this?

The metabolism of fan groups is very fast, many of them are little girls, teenagers or even children of a few years, what can they know?

So there will be money, and there will be that kind of thing, a certain little fresh meat shows a noodle-like arm, and a large number of fans go up and say, wow, the muscles are so strong, the man is so strong, and the man is so strong.

Moreover, fans will also have the phenomenon of feeding, they will want to defend their idols, tear up with others, and fight with so-and-so.

Because their idols show that they are familiar with weak chickens, they look like they are pitiful and easy to be bullied, and the fans look at it, wow, no, you have to protect your idols, wow, let's donate money together.

As a result, another amount of money can be made.

It must be said that from a business point of view, it is simply perfect.

After a little thought, you will know that the hardcore male stars in Europe and the United States and their companies are actually very stupid, how tired it is to train muscles, and they have to make fitness meals, so fitness may only be an hour, but other auxiliaries, massages, fitness meals, all kinds, either time or money, how high the cost, and not enough money.

What the doll knows, what he has seen, that's all, it has been analyzed by the gods, fans need to be cultivated, just like cultivating the market.

Now, the "Sewing Machine Band" invested by Wu Qiang is so satirical of reality at the beginning, and it is so critical of the current situation in the entertainment industry.

This one...

The doll swears that she will be a fan of Da Hadron in the future!

However, if Da Hadron is attacked by some fans in the future, how will he respond?

I was looking forward to it even more.

The doll's worries are somewhat justified, but "The Sewing Machine Band" does not stop, and the plot continues to go down.

Wu Qiang is also watching this work, in fact, he is not too embarrassed to call it his own work, he just made some adaptations.

The basic plot has not changed much, because in the original movie, Dapeng and Qiao Bin are already very good, and they don't need too many changes to be very good.

This is still the story of dreams.

Teacher Cheng Gong's plan to take the men's group to Thailand has been put on hold for the time being, and the reason is simple, that is, the funds are insufficient, but the peak turns around, and someone comes to the door, of course, it is Hu Liang.

There must be a singing segment, and the singing is very ordinary, but Hu Liang is very generous and directly gives a lot of money, and Teacher Cheng Gong is immediately moved.

Isn't it just to be an agent for Hu Liang's band, no problem.

It turned out to be in the place ...

"This is the famous agent Cheng Gong, don't you know?"

"The broken guitar band was disbanded by him!"

This Hu Liang is too capable of getting things done, and he can't tell whether he is scolding or boasting.

Naturally, all kinds of stalks keep appearing.

Roll Prince Auto Repair ...... The Prince of Rock 'n' Roll is gone.

Pose in front of the big guitar, Mr. Cheng Gong, you mess around, you mess around...

The effect of this one is really incurable.

There were a lot of film critics at the premiere, and they couldn't hold on, and the laughter came casually.

However, laughter is laughter, and the theme of the movie also comes.

Defend the big guitar!

The city is still called Guitar City, but, according to Hu Liang, the name will be changed.

There's no way, rock 'n' roll is no longer popular, and Guitar City hasn't had a rock show for many years, so in this context, the name is changed back, and it's normal for this big guitar to be removed.

Hu Liang wants to defend the big guitar, his idea is very naïve, he wants to hold a concert in front of the big guitar, let the leaders of Guitar City see that the rock of Guitar City is not dead.

This paragraph is explained very carefully, and even Hu Liang's entire plan is complete, although it is a little silly, although it may not be of great use, but, there are dreams.

But...

"500,000?"

"Teacher Cheng Gong, I actually have no money, so don't I give you all the 100,000 yuan. ”

"No money?"

"The ......"

"You say you don't have any money, okay. ”

Teacher Cheng Gong immediately turned around and left...

The audience at the premiere, seeing this scene, didn't know whether to laugh or something else.

It's too real.

Isn't this the case in our society now, where dreams are fragile in the face of money.

However, Hu Liang has a way.

"It's not snowing this winter

Stand on the road without blinking

My heart is still beating gently

You should praise me for being very obedient today......"

He played and sang a song to Teacher Cheng Gong.

This song is a little unfamiliar to everyone, but some of the ages, such as the post-80s, and those who are more familiar with our Chinese rock, will know.

"Oh, sister, I want to go home!

Hold my hand!

I'm a little sleepy!

Oh, sister, take me home!

Hold my hand~ You don't have to be afraid!"

"Sister" Zhang Chu's.

Why sing this?

"Teacher Cheng Gong, do you know why I like rock and roll so much, why I like the broken guitar band so much? This song is completely a portrayal of my life, I have a sister ......"

It turned out that Hu Liang wanted to defend the big guitar, and there was such a reason, which had something to do with his sister.

This paragraph is connected to the previous one.

Zhang Chu, his masterpiece.

Wu Qiang played a small trick between fiction and reality, but this trick was really good.

Teacher Cheng Gong's facial expression showed that he was impressed.

But.

"You're cheating! You told me there were 500,000, give 100,000 now. ”

It seems that money is more awesome.

Fortunately, Hu Liang said that his auto repair shop will be demolished, and he will not have money by then.

Teacher Cheng Gong finally stayed.

Then it's time to recruit the band members.

This...

"You ...... legs"

"It's long, white and thin, do you want to touch it?"

"Let's do that another day. ”

This episode ...

"Hahaha......"

"This leg is key. ”

"Another day...... Ahh

I'm embarrassed to laugh too indulgently, after all, it's really tight.

Nazha girl was sitting next to Teacher Wu at this time, and the expression on her face was also unnatural, and she said in her heart, Teacher Wu was really too bad.

couldn't help it, and reached to the root of Mr. Wu's thigh with one hand...... Pinched.

Hiss~

Wu Qiang was wronged, I didn't make this stalk.

This scene, naturally, no one saw it in a state of blindness under the black light, but at this time, Reba girl watched a movie, and her heart turned over the river and the sea.

Brother Wu, my thighs will definitely not lose, hum!

However, Sister Reba really thinks that this movie is very interesting, and Brother Wu is indeed very powerful.

The plot of "The Sewing Machine Band" continues to evolve, with more characters appearing.

Little Lori on the electronic piano, the king of guitar, drummer dynamite...... And, of course, the tattooed girl with the little yellow duck cameo.

Wu Qiang's adaptation is really not much, and the overall plot still develops according to the original route, after all, the movie itself is very good, but some details have been modified, such as the fiction at the beginning, then, this is a very good movie.

According to Wu Qiang's idea, this movie is interspersed with many classic songs of our Chinese rock.

For example, chasing the president of the country with a long face, then, there is ...... "Lonely people are shameful".

This is also Zhang Chu's work.

When it came to demolition, there was "elopement".

Why did you choose this song at this time?

Because the first sentence is enough.

Dedicate your youth to the glorious city behind you~

Yes, just one sentence, that's enough.

This is Zheng Jun's work, and it is still the 'broken guitar' that inherited the front.

Everyone finally found out, it turned out that the three 'broken guitars' were not found in vain, their songs came down one by one, with the plot, just right, seamless.

Coupled with Dapeng, Qiao Bin and other funny masters, the stalks that come out casually, and the burden everywhere, this film is full of laughter.

The premiere was very joyful, but the plot needs to be ups and downs.

Finally, came the key to the demolition of the big guitar.

"My daughter......"

The big boss finally began to show his strength, tell stories, and spend money to buy Cheng Gong.

So, the big guitar...

"Ahhh......h

Hu Liang saw the big guitar being smashed down in the rain, just like the end of the world.

"It's me, I took Boss Ding's money. ”

Cheng Gong said bluntly, although he was also shocked by the scene in front of him, he was still standing.

Hu Liang frantically pounced on Cheng Gong, as if he was going to eat him, and asked loudly, "Why?

Cheng Gong said in a cold tone: "You want to defend the big guitar, have you defended it? How old are you? Do you think the earth revolves around you? Do you think that holding a concert can change the world? You idiot! You know what? You are an idiot!"

Hu Liang was struck by lightning when he heard this, but he suddenly burst out, "Why did you lie to me?

Cheng Gong had a tough attitude, "I lied to you? That's right, I did! But what about you? Didn't you lie to me? I saw the one-child certificate at your house, the big red book, so glorious! Where did you come from, sister? Didn't you lie to me too!"

This scene.

The premiere of laughter and laughter is now silent...

PS: I slept too late yesterday.,Please understand.,This chapter is quite sincere.,Black car I continue to work hard.。