8. Fill in the form

Recognized by others, Shi Yang's tail immediately cocked: "How about it, it's very creative, right? When the finals are over, I plan to improve it, write a creative plan for this, and see if I can get angel investment." If my brother and I really want to send it one day, tell me when you publish the book, and I will definitely buy thirty or fifty copies to show my strong support!"

Jiang Shuiyuan was speechless: "...... Well, then I'll wish you a dream come true soon!"

Fortunately, the form was also sent to them at this time.

Jiang Shuiyuan took a closer look and felt that this form might really be the "Guaranteed Student Situation Form", because in addition to the basic personal information, there are also items such as the ranking of the whole school in the final exam of each semester in high school, when and what awards or honors were obtained, and public articles (publications). Just imagine, if it weren't for the sake of escorting, who would ask you to fill in these things?

As soon as the form was handed out, someone raised his hand and asked, "Teacher, how should I fill in the column of 'when and what kind of awards or honors'?" Can all awards and honors be written?"

He Dayi stared at the student and asked: "Can all awards and honors be written?" Then should everyone write down how many little red flowers they got in kindergarten and how many times they won the drink when they drank 'another bottle'? Obviously, it is impossible! Therefore, the column of honors and awards is mainly filled in with the awards and honors you have won in high school, and the others should not be filled in randomly!"

Jiang Shuiyuan looked at the space in the honor column and felt that the place didn't seem to be very big, so he asked Shi Yang in a low voice: "Do you think rewards like singing and dancing need to be written up?"

Shi Yang's face was full of surprise: "Of course you have to write! Why don't you write? Being able to get a reward for a singing and dancing competition above the house shows that you are versatile and have a wide range of hobbies, and the school will definitely give priority to you under the same conditions, so why don't you write? Not to mention filling up the reward column, the form will look better in your hand!"

Jiang Yuanxin said: I'm not worried about the space in the reward column, but I'm worried that I won't be able to fill it! But no matter how this sounds, it feels like it's full of swagger, show-off, and show-off. So he simply remained silent and continued to listen to He Dayi's explanation of the essentials of filling in the form:

"I also want to emphasize one point, that is, the content to fill in must be true and reliable, formal and legal, and can be verified, don't get the honorary title of 'Outstanding Youth of the Solar System' awarded by the Universe Youth Federation, and also fill in the honorary title, check the α star whose headquarters is still located in the constellation Centauri, you said to check the cost of renting a spaceship, who paid for it? The same is true for all other columns. Don't leave anything to chance. False information will never bring you any glory, it will only become a stain on your life, and you will regret it endlessly!"

There should be no deliberate fraud, but He Dayi's warning still made everyone unprecedentedly cautious, and they didn't dare to fill in casually, and when they couldn't make up their minds, they first raised their hands and asked: "Teacher, I can't remember the ranking of the final exam in the first semester of high school, what should I do?"

If you can't ask, leave it blank or fill in an exact range. ”

"What are the special requirements for 'published articles and publications'?

"The so-called public announcement. It refers to a book published in a publication regularly issued by a regular newspaper or magazine, or officially published by a regular publishing house. Poetry, essays, novels, etc., if it's a thesis, of course it's the best, but I don't think you have one! The school newspaper, the journal of the student union, does it have an official newspaper number, if not, then it doesn't count!"

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Under He Dayi's guidance, Jiang Shuiyuan quickly filled out the form. Who knew that Shi Yang was faster than him, and he was already waiting on the side, and as soon as he finished filling it out, he quickly dragged it over: "Come on, come on." I'll check it for you, and you check it for me. Save yourself from leaving a stain on your life!"

Since he suggested this, how could Jiang Shuiyuan refuse? Then he heard Shi Yang turn on the "holding grass" mode:

Jiang Shuiyuan, you are actually the vice president of the student union of your school? At the same time, you are also the president of the Chinese Studies Lecture Club and the president of the second (second) class of high school?

You're still ranked first in your school's grades? That's the first in the grade in Huai'an Mansion affiliated to Jingshi University!

How many awards have you received, you can't even fill out the form? I count, one national award for essay, one for biology and one for the provincial award. One Mathematics House Award, four Provincial Prizes (including the Best Debater) for Chinese Studies, and one Singing House Award!

You've published so many articles in the magazine "Cultivation". He has also published papers in the Journal of Huai'an Prefecture Normal School and Middle School Mathematics Education (that is, the small paper on the constants of scientific calculators)!!You non-human, I don't want to be friends with you!

Jiang Shuiyuan was a little helpless: "Blame me? The content was asked by Teacher He to be filled out truthfully, and you took the initiative to grab the form and ask for inspection, and now you have to blame me, whose truth is this! Or you just pretend not to see it?"

Shi Yang's face was full of remorse: "I also wish I hadn't seen it! However, from the first time I saw it, the contents were deeply engraved in my mind, always reminding me that I had lived to a dog for more than ten years, and then caused 10,000 points of damage to my young and pure heart! How do you tell me to pretend not to see it?"

Jiang Shuiyuan looked at him with a look of holding the horn and shouting "You are responsible", and deliberately smiled evilly: "Then you stick your head over!"

"What are you doing?" Shi Yang was a little confused.

According to the routine of the online novel, the protagonist who has been hit in the head has a 37% probability of successful amnesia, and a 63% probability of being worn by a certain bull in the future. But if you're going to be a supporting role, that's going to have to be a different story! How about it, why don't you stick your head over and try it?"

Shi Yang was so frightened that he shook his head again and again: "Forget it, look at me, a young man with no face, no family background, and no IQ, he has not encountered a martial arts competition, divorced, or any national hatred, it is estimated that nine out of ten are supporting roles, so don't try!"

"You really don't have to try, what if you're the main character?"

Shi Yang stood up: "You really don't have to try." I think it's imperative to give this form of mass destruction to the teacher as soon as possible, so as to save more people. As for the damage you've caused me, why don't you try music therapy? You've won the first prize in the Huai'an Mansion Singing Competition, so you shouldn't be able to sing a few soothing songs, right?"

"I can only sing "Funeral Song" and "Elegy", you can choose one or the other!"

"Uh......" (To be continued.) )