56. Signing Ceremony (1)

While Ge Juntian was running around the capital for two proud disciples—no, only one satisfied him, and the other would only make him anxious—Jiang Shuiyuan was also busy in Huai'an.

In fact, he was not busy, but he was dragged by Peng Min everywhere to greet all kinds of immortals, including the senior executives of publishing houses and brocade clothing, leaders of education departments, reporters from large and small media, and the "childcare" that Peng Min paid for. Jiang Shuiyuan should be at any time according to the identity and status of various immortals and Peng Min's introduction, in the good student, good baby, genius, artist and many other identities to switch seamlessly, expressions, actions can not be discordant, in just two days, Jiang Shuiyuan has felt that the facial muscles have signs of cramps - this should be the legendary "face is laughing rotten", right?

Jiang Shuiyuan had the intention to ask for a work-related injury leave and go back to recuperate, but when he turned around, he saw his father and mother who were smiling so much that he couldn't see his teeth, and he could only sigh silently in his heart: I still pass the door three times and don't enter!

Ji Xun and Qiao Zhizhi were accompanied by Mr. Han Xianru.

As soon as they met, the short and chubby Ji Xun smiled and said, "Jiang Xiaoyou, we are not here to fight the autumn breeze and eat white food! I, Brother Han, and the bamboo pole, the three of us have put together a gift for you." But you can't see this gift now, when you see it one day, don't dislike us for being troublesome, just remember that it's the hearts of the three old brothers!"

If you can't see it now, isn't that a blank check?

Jiang Shuiyuan didn't dare to be disrespectful at all: "Old Ji, Old Qiao, Old Mr. Han, you are all Taishan Beidou in the academic world, as long as you can come, it is the best heart, the most valuable gift, what else do you want to give?"

Han Xianru added angrily: "Actually, it's not a gift, it's just to help you save some effort, so that you don't waste precious time for some trivial and inconsequential things." It is said that men do not learn art in their thirties, although it is not all right, but there is nothing wrong with it, which means that the books you read and the knowledge you learned when you were young are of great significance to your lifelong development; So, this gift is not too bad. ”

Qiao Zhizhi finally summed up his statement with a straight face: "No matter what, it is the intention of our three old men after all!"

What kind of treasure did you give? Could it be that in order to save me time in love, marriage, and childbirth, you directly tied up Qiao Zhizhi's precious granddaughter as a congratulatory gift? This, this seems to be illegal! Although Jiang Shuiyuan was confused, he still bowed deeply to show his gratitude: "Thank you, three gentlemen, for your love." ”

Ji Xun shook his stubby fingers: "Don't thank us! If you really want to be grateful, how about playing a little game with the three of us old men?"

Don't look at Peng Min chatting with media reporters on the side, in fact, he has been listening to Jiang Shuiyuan chatting with Ji Xun and others with his ears pricked up, ready to seize the news hotspots that can be used at any time. At this time, Wen Yan immediately came over: "Ji Lao, do you want to play a game with Jiang Shuiyuan?"

Ji Xun said with a smile: "Isn't the title of Jiang Xiaoyou's book "Discussion of Difficult History of Chinese Studies"? Country, Learning, Theory, Difficulty, History, and Words are exactly six words, so let's play a simpler game and have a collection of Tang poems. Brother Han, and Zhu Pole and I respectively wrote the upper link, including the three words of country, theory, and history, and Jiang Xiaoyou's next link, which should include the three words of learning, difficulty, and words. How?"

Peng Min suddenly gasped, and said in horror: "Ji Lao, you are too difficult, right? As far as I know, the collection of sentences was a difficult scholar's elegant drama in ancient times, and you stipulated that it was Tang poetry, and it had to be embedded, and the difficulty increased by more than an order of magnitude. I'm afraid that even the professor of Tang poetry at the university's Academy of Chinese Studies will come—"

"Is it difficult?" Ji Xun asked with a smile.

Peng Min and a melon-eating reporter nodded again and again: It's not a question of whether it's difficult or not, but it's already so difficult to fly, okay? If nothing else, ordinary people may not even be able to memorize "Three Hundred Tang Poems." Well, even if you memorize all the "Three Hundred Tang Poems", can you use it for couplets? After all, memorization is one thing, and application is another!

If it weren't for the presence of other people, Peng Min would have wanted to question him a few words: Old man, do you know what we are paying you to come over? We asked you to come to the platform, not to let you come to the platform! Since you have received the money, can you have some professional ethics?

Ji Xun shook his stubby fingers again, "That's because you are not only stupid, but also lazy." ”

"But I don't feel stupid or lazy, and I still can't connect the Tang poetry collection, why is that?" Before Ji Xun's words fell, an old voice said outside the crowd.

Peng Min seemed to have met a savior, and couldn't help but cheer: "Tong Lao, you are here!"

Jiang Shuiyuan followed the sound and saw Professor Tong Tianshen of the Department of Chinese of Peking Normal University, and Professor Cao Wendao of the Department of Chinese of Aurora University and Professor Yan Kechu of the Department of Chinese Language of Liangjiang Normal University stood beside him. He hurriedly greeted: "Hello Tong Lao, Professor Cao, Professor Yan, thank you for your deignation!"

"Lao Tong, are you here too?" It seems that Ji Xun also knows Tong Tianshen, "You can't find the Tang poetry inset sentence couplet because of the third reason, you are not genius enough!"

Tong Tianshen nodded: "I admit this, my talent is indeed not high." But can a genius be able to make a couplet of your Tang poems? ”

"Then I'll prove it to you!" Ji Xun said to Jiang Shuiyuan: "Then let's start the game?"

Jiang Yuan smiled shyly: "I used to be a little stupid, but fortunately I'm not lazy lately, I'll give it a try?"

Ji Xun nodded: "Okay, my upper link is 'Will take Anxi will serve the country', from the Tang Dynasty Zhang's "Gift to General Zhao", which has the word 'country', you should have a 'learning' word in the lower couplet, and say the author and the name of the poem." Give you five minutes?"

Han Xianru couldn't help but laugh and scolded: "Old man Ji, it seems that you have been planning for a long time! Otherwise, with your ability, you will know that Zhang Ji also has a song "Gift to General Zhao"?

Ji Xun was not annoyed at all, and still smiled like Maitreya Buddha: "I can't answer, but I know someone can!

Jiang Shuiyuan didn't answer his question, and after thinking sideways for a moment, he said: "I think I can use the 'Hidden Cloud Forest Beginning Immortal' in Du Guangting's "Title Hongdu Guan" to be right, I don't know what Ji Lao thinks?"

"Will Anxi serve the country, and learn immortals from the deep hidden cloud forest?" Ji Xun hadn't answered yet, Tong Tianshen and Peng Minxian shouted in unison, and the others also applauded.

Ji Xun looked at everyone with a smug face: "How about Lao Tong, I just said that someone can come out, right?"

Tong Tianshen snorted coldly: "That's the credit of Jiang Shuiyuan, what's your business?"

Ji Xun was too lazy to argue with Tong Tianshen, and said to Qiao Zhizhi: "Bamboo pole, it's your turn!"

Qiao Zhizhi had a straight face, still looking bitter and hateful: "Before coming, Ji Xun came up with such a bad idea, but he didn't make it clear, I thought that I wanted to include the words 'country', 'theory' and 'history' in the couplet, and I looked for a long time before I found a Tang poem called 'Qing Lun should write the history of the country'." It is estimated that it should be difficult to find a Tang poem that includes the words 'learning', 'difficult' and 'words' as the next link, right?"

Jiang Shuiyuan replied with a wry smile: "It's not very difficult, it shouldn't be!"

Qiao Zhizhi nodded: "Then you can tell who the author of this poem is." ”

Jiang Shuiyuan said: "The author of this poem is Xu Kun in the late Tang Dynasty and the fifth dynasty, he is a native of Putian, and he was awarded the secretary of the province in the first year of Qianning (890) in the Tang Dynasty. Later, he returned to his hometown and was judged by the king. His Fu was very famous at the time and was known as the 'Splendid Heap'. The poem mentioned by Qiao Lao is from the first poem of his "Two Songs of Sikong Shilang in Jihua Mountain". ”

Ji Xun shook his head again and again: "It's useless to say the author and source, for you, it's easy to memorize the whole poem, not to mention these details?