56. Signing Ceremony (2)
Jiang Shuiyuan scratched his head a little: "I'm afraid that some strong people will make it difficult, right?
"Don't!" Ji Xun hurriedly stopped: "I don't mean to let you use a Tang poem containing the words 'learning', 'difficult' and 'words' as a couplet, but let you treat the Tang poem on the bamboo pole as an ordinary couplet with only the word 'theory', and you can casually link a Tang poem with the word 'difficult'." How?"
Jiang Shuiyuan breathed a sigh of relief: "This is simpler. I think the next link can answer the sentence of Song Zhi in the "October Birthday Inner Temple Banquet Ministers Follow Bailiang Couplet", I don't know what Qiao Lao thinks?"
The corners of Qiao Zhizhi's mouth twitched, trying to put on a smile: "I'm a student of history, and I don't know anything about literature." However, as far as I know, now don't say any sentence couplets, embedded character couplets, even ordinary couplets, many Chinese college students can't write well. Like Jiang Xiaoyou, not only has a good grasp of Tang poetry, but also can use it flexibly, which is naturally excellent!"
When Peng Min heard Qiao Zhizhi's praise, he was so excited that he waved his hands like a little fan girl, and shouted: "Jiang Shuiyuan, you are really the best!"
Tong Tianshen, Cao Wendao and others also nodded frequently in approval.
Ji Xun was even more happy, and patted Qiao Zhizhi's shoulder hard: "Bamboo pole, you see how powerful Jiang Xiaoyou is, you have to have good looks, you have to be talented, you are definitely a young genius who is rare in the world!
Qiao Zhizhi shrugged his shoulders and shook off Ji Xun's fat hand: "As long as you can say it, I don't have an opinion anyway." ”
"It's so happily decided!" Ji Xun turned to Han Xianru again: "Brother Han, it's time for you to solve the problem next!" The little brother reminds you, you can't deliberately release water just because he is your little countryman. When the time comes, it will be said that the three university professors have not stumped a single high school student, how embarrassing should you be!"
"Do you know now that it's embarrassing?" Han Xianru glared at Ji Xun angrily, and then looked Jiang Shuiyuan up and down: "Originally, I still let you kid go, think about what Old Man Ji said is right, we really can't help you, and when the time comes, I will have a share of the shame." Just for this, I can only kill the mistake and not let it go! In this way, the topic that Brother Qiao worked so hard to find cannot be wasted, my upper link is still 'Qing Treatise should be written on the history of the country', you can use the word 'words' to make a lower link!"
As soon as the words fell, the crowd of onlookers whispered. Cao asked, and heard a reporter muttering beside him: "The question has been out again just now, why did it come out again? Doesn't this make it clear that you want to deliberately release water?"
Cao asked and shook his head: "This is not the same exam paper, and you will feel familiar with it once you take the exam." ”
"Isn't that so?"
Cao asked instead of answering directly, but asked a strange question: "How much do you drink?"
The reporter was very modest: "I drink an average amount of alcohol, and I feel a little dizzy after drinking seven or eight taels of liquor." ”
“…… Well, let's say your alcohol consumption is a pound. Normally, if you drink seven or eight taels, you will feel a little drunk, fluttering up and down, and feel very comfortable. How would you feel if you were to drink another seven or eight taels at this time?"
"Drink seven or eight taels, and drink another seven or eight taels? This is obviously going to kill my rhythm!"
Cao asked Chongjiang Shuiyuan Nunuzui: "His current condition is equivalent to drinking seven or eight taels after you finish drinking!"
The reporter suddenly realized.
Jiang Shuiyuan didn't have the heart to understand the discussions of the people around him, only to see that his brows were furrowed, and there were words in his mouth: "The immortal once said this......, Sangtian? It's not good...... Is the phase just for the chapter? It's not good...... Xiaoxiang once commented on poetry, and it was even worse...... "After forty or fifty seconds, he didn't know how many sentences he muttered, and then his hands suddenly closed: "There is! The next link can be used in Luo Yin's "Sending Zhang Shilang" in 'How can the decline be in Jingzhou', what do you think, Mr. Han?"
Before Han Xianru could speak, Ji Xun breathed a sigh of relief: "Amitabha, God bless, Jiang Xiaoyou finally answered!"
Qiao Zhizhi couldn't help but sneered: "It's really that the emperor is not in a hurry, and the eunuch is in a hurry! Jiang Xiaoyou is not nervous, what are you nervous about?"
Ji Xun wiped the fine sweat on his forehead: "Can I not be nervous?" In case Jiang Xiaoyou can't answer, he asks rhetorically: 'Mr. Qiao, what do you think the next link should be?' bamboo pole, can you answer it?"
Qiao Zhizhi replied honestly: "I can't answer." ”
"Brother Han, can you answer?"
Han Xianru rubbed his abdomen with his right hand, as if he was flipping through the scrolls in his stomach, and he still shook his head for a long time: "I can't answer for a while." ”
"Isn't this the end of it? If Jiang Shuiyuan can answer it, he will naturally not ask back, and he will not let a few old men make a fool of themselves in public. Shouldn't I be glad for that?"
Han Xianru and Qiao Zhizhi couldn't help but look at each other: What you said is so reasonable, we can't refute it!
But soon some people reacted: is it really fake? This is too exaggerated!
Many of the reporters present were themselves graduates of the Department of Chinese and had more or less memorized some Tang poems and Song lyrics. Only by memorizing and trying to write poems or couplets can you know how difficult it is to embed the couplets in the Tang Dynasty poems! As Qiao Zhizhi and Han Xianru said, university professors admit that they can't do it, but a high school student can open his mouth and come to it? And it's all strange authors and unheard of poetry titles, what kind of good memory and what kind of smart mind can do this?
Although the reporters all received the benefits of brocade clothes and clothing to come to the show, if it is really worth reporting, they do not mind touting a few words in newspapers and magazines, the key is that these "nursery" braggadocio are also too much, and they are simply insulting the IQ of the world's scholars! 's reporter He Qingping, may I ask if Jiang Shuiyuan knows that you are going to play a game of Tang poetry couplets with him?"
"Of course I don't know. ”
"Then do you think it's normal for ordinary high school students to use Tang poems to couplet?"
Ji Xun replied with righteous words: "Of course it's not normal. ”
He Qingping's spirits were lifted: "Why is it abnormal?"
"Because ordinary high school students don't even know what the collection of sentences is, how can they talk about the collection of sentences? They can't even memorize "Three Hundred Tang Poems", so how can they talk about the collection of Tang poems?"
"Then what do you think of Jiang Shuiyuan's classmates playing the Tang Poetry Collection Couplet Game?"
"There is no evaluation, only emotion. ”
He Qingping's eyes widened, and he felt that he was about to get a big news: "What do you feel?"
"I feel that Jiang Shuiyuan is really a genius in the past and present, and I don't know how high it is higher than ordinary high school students!" Ji Xun smiled and slowly raised a fat finger: "There is only one in the world, there is no other branch!"
If it weren't for Ji Xun's relatively big name, He Qingping would have wanted to go up and smack him with a sesame flower: How much money did you charge from others, and you were still brazenly bragging and advertising for him at this time!!