"Xiao Jiang, congratulations, you are valued by Director Liu. ”

"Congratulations, future respiratory son-in-law. ”

I pondered these two sentences a little, and the more I felt that something was wrong. I looked at Ji Xiaoyu, and her expression told me that when she said these two sentences, it was not only intriguing, but also had other meanings. How do I feel, she's a bit of a joke-watching mentality.

I didn't want to do it, and when I thought about it, I felt more and more wrong, so I asked, "Sister Xiaoyu, how long have you been here?" ”

Ji Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment, pointed at himself with his finger, and asked, "What are you calling me?"

I saw that her expression was wrong, but I didn't realize that I had said the wrong thing, and replied, "Sister Xiaoyu." ”

Ji Xiaoyu was sure that he had heard correctly, and said with a smile: "For the sake of you, you are the first person to call me Sister Xiaoyu." Ask whatever you want. ”

"Sister Xiaoyu, how long have you been here? ”

"I graduated from secondary school and have been working here for almost three years. ”

I estimated that she had come to work here after graduating from secondary school, and it had been almost three years. Then, she should be in her early twenties, and I call her sister, isn't it a mistake. The thought of this makes me feel embarrassed. I said to myself, "What a look at me." ”

Ji Xiaoyu didn't know what I was thinking, and continued: "You definitely don't want to ask me how long I've been working here. Are you trying to ask me why Director Liu values you and wants you to become the son-in-law of the respiratory department. ”

I nodded and asked, "Why." ”

Ji Xiaoyu replied as he walked forward, "Director Liu and Nurse Xiao are high school classmates. They have a very good relationship, in your words, iron buddies. Under the command of head nurse Xiao, a large number of single beauties have gathered. Of course, there are also a lot of older leftover women. Nurse Xiao's mother's love is overflowing, and seeing that so many people under her command have no home, she is in a hurry!"

I didn't hear anything, and praised: "Nurse Xiao is such a good person!"

"Not really. Ji Xiaoyu also accepted what I said, and said: "Nurse Xiao has been loyally loved and supported by the people under her command. It's a pity that the more Nurse Xiao wants to solve personal problems for the girls around her. However, more and more of them are single. What is this called? It backfired. ”

I asked, a little confused, "How did things develop like this?" ”

"There are many boys and girls, and this is a phenomenon in our hospital. There are very few good-looking ones, and in addition, the girls in the respiratory department have high vision, so there are more and more people who are alone. Among them, there are four or five people who are over 30 years old, and none of them have yet succeeded in getting off the list. ”

"Thirty or so much, that's not a lot bigger than me. Thirty is unmarried, and it is indeed time to be in a hurry. I put this sentence in my heart and asked, "Isn't Nurse Xiao anxious when she sees that these big sisters have not taken off their orders." ”

"So what? Every year, when new employees are recruited, Nurse Xiao has to beat their ideas. Every new employee should also go to stock up on summer and winter clothes. Director Liu and Head Nurse Xiao are friends, and they also have to check for the girls in the respiratory department. ”

"So that's what happened. "I finally understand why Director Liu asked me to become the son-in-law of the respiratory department.

"Do you know, how do the people outside describe the respiratory department?" Ji Xiaoyu looked left and right, saw people around, lowered his voice and said: "As soon as you breathe into the sea, Xiao Lang is a passerby." ”

Of course, I understood the meaning of this sentence, but I was full of doubts: "It can't be such an exaggeration!"

Ji Xiaoyu saw that I didn't believe it, and didn't explain further, so she said lightly: "The respiratory department is a forbidden place for our girls. Otherwise, you will become a son-in-law of the respiratory department. ”

When I heard this, I couldn't help but shudder, and said recklessly: "Even if it is Longtan Tiger's Den, I will go to the meeting." ”

Ji Xiaoyu laughed heartily when he saw my expression of not being afraid of heaven and earth. Her laughter seemed to tell me that a newborn calf is not afraid of tigers!

I thought to myself, "Is the respiratory department so scared?"

Ji Xiaoyu answered a phone call and said to me, "Do you still know the way back?"

I said, "I should remember." ”

Ji Xiaoyu asked mercilessly: "Don't tell me, you are a road idiot." ”

I said, "How is that possible?" ”

Ji Xiaoyu said a few words to me, turned around and left. I grabbed my summer coat and walked into the elevator alone. At this time, a man rushed over. I saw that it was Xiao Xiao, and hurriedly held down the elevator. Xiao Xiao walked into the elevator, recognized me, and asked in a breathless manner, "What department are you in?" ”

The word obstetrics, I really had a hard time speaking, and instead of answering, I asked, "Guess what." ”

Xiao Xiao thought for a while and asked, "It won't be the respiratory department." ”

I shook my head, indicating that she had answered incorrectly.

Xiao Xiao said a few more departments, all of which I denied.

Xiao Xiao looked at me with surprised eyes, "It can't be obstetrics and gynecology!"

I was embarrassed and said, "You're half right." ”

"Not bad. You have witnessed the beginning of many new lives. ”

I sneered, not knowing how to answer. I can't put into words what her gaze meant.

Noda's elevator, just me and her. The sudden silence made me a little uneasy. After all, being a boy in obstetrics is a super embarrassing thing.

To break the eerie atmosphere, I asked, "What department are you in?" ”

Xiao Xiao said: "Respiratory." ”

As soon as I heard these three words, I felt so cold, and sighed: "As soon as I breathe into the sea, Xiao Lang is a passerby." ”

Xiao Xiao saw that I was reading words and asked, "What did you say?" ”

Just as I was about to speak, the elevator stopped on the third floor and a man walked in. When I saw the hat on the man's head, I guessed that she was the head nurse. At this time, Xiao Xiao shouted, "Nurse Xiao." ”

When I heard this, I was dumbfounded, she was Nurse Xiao. My heart tightened, and I said, "She is Nurse Xiao." How could they meet in such a situation. This is not what is called fate. Could it be that I..."

Head Nurse Xiao said in a kind tone, "Doctor Xiao, I have already helped you get your summer clothes back?"

Xiao Xiao said, "Thank you, Head Nurse Xiao." ”

"No thanks. Nurse Xiao said in a soft tone: "In the future, we will be colleagues." ”

Xiao Xiao said: "I am new to here, and I ask Nurse Xiao for more advice. ”

I saw that Nurse Xiao was talking to Xiao Xiao, completely ignoring my presence. I said to myself, "You can't see me, you can't see me." ”

Nurse Xiao and Xiao Xiao said a few more words, glanced at me, remembered my existence, and asked, "Who is this..."

Xiao Xiao replied in an easy-going tone: "I am classmates with him. ”

Nurse Xiao said, "Classmates!"

"Jiang Yingyu. I saw that Nurse Xiao's expression changed a little, so I hurriedly took out a temporary work card and handed it to her, and said, "Jiang Yingyu." ”

When Nurse Xiao saw my name, she smiled and said, "I thought you wanted me to speak English, and it scared me to death." You don't know, what I hate most is English. ”

Seeing that my expression was wrong, Nurse Xiao explained, "It's English, not you." ”

I also said, "I hate English too." ”

Xiao Xiao mended the knife and said: "Then how much you hate yourself." ”

Nurse Xiao looked at me again and asked, "Why haven't I seen you?" ”

I dodged Nurse Xiao's eyes and replied, "I'm new here." ”

Nurse Xiao thought for a moment and asked, "I know all the new employees this year. How come I haven't seen you. ”

I said, "I just came to the interview yesterday and went to work today." ”

"I'll just say, how can such a big handsome guy not be impressed at all. ”

I listened to the word handsome guy, felt the usefulness, and unconsciously, puffed up my chest.

Nurse Xiao's eyes lit up and asked curiously, "Do you have a girlfriend?"

Xiao Xiao smiled: "He..."

I was most afraid of hearing these words, so I replied in front of Xiao Xiao: "Yes." ”

Xiao Xiao didn't expect me to block her words, couldn't figure out the facts, and looked at me blankly.

When Nurse Xiao heard that I had a girlfriend, she lamented in her tone: "It's a pity! Such a good seedling was taken first." Otherwise, I'll make you my son-in-law. ”

I said to myself, "It's okay, I finally prevaricated." ”

In order to ease the atmosphere, I had nothing to say and said, "This elevator is so slow." ”

Nurse Xiao smiled: "No matter how slow it is, it's faster than taking the stairs." ”

I nodded, "That's too." ”

The elevator stopped on the sixth floor, and Nurse Xiao said, "I'll go to the thoracic surgery department, and I'll see you again and Dr. Jiang." ”

"Goodbye. Xiao Xiao and I said in unison.

The elevator doors closed again.

Xiao Xiao poked me and asked me in a solemn tone, "You have a girlfriend." ”

I looked at her and replied, "No!"

Xiao Xiao smiled on the corner of his lips and asked, "Then why are you..."

I said proudly, "I'm Nurse Huang Xiao." ”

"Shake point?" Xiao Xiao didn't know what these two words meant.

I thought about how to use the simplest way to help her understand the meaning of these two words, "To put it simply, I fooled Nurse Xiao. As for what the reason is, I can't tell you. ”

Xiao Xiao looked at me and said disgustedly: "I'll just say it, how could you get off the list." ”

I asked, "Xiao, what do you mean?" ”

Xiao Xiao smiled: "In my image, classmate Jiang is a dick." ”

I replied as a matter of course: "Dick silk can't have spring." ”

"Huh. Xiao Xiao sneered: "Aren't you single? ”

"I appreciate your kindness. ”

"As a classmate, I'll help you. Let you get off the single as soon as possible, so I don't have to hear someone's single love songs. ”

I smugly said, "No." ”

Xiao Xiao said in a serious tone: "Let you become the son-in-law of the respiratory department." This is the last thing you can do for you as a classmate. ”

I said, "Thank you." ”

"No thanks, no thanks. Xiao Xiao patted his chest and said, "As classmates, we should help each other." If you succeed in getting off the list, remember to treat me to a big meal and treat me. ”

I asked, "Are you in the respiratory department?"

Xiao Xiao nodded and said, "That's right!"

I looked at her affectionately, slowed down my tone, and said very seriously, "If it were you, I would think about it." ”