56. Signing Ceremony (3)

Of course, He Qingping didn't dare. An academic authority like Ji Xun is an academic authority who has no idea how many disciples and grandchildren there are, and he is all over the world. Not to mention spitting, even if he moves Ji Xun's fingers, those apprentices and grandchildren will teach him to learn to be a man in minutes. So He Qingping could only pretend not to see Ji Xun's shameless face: "Since classmate Jiang is so powerful, can we try it?"

Ji Xun looked He Qingping up and down a few times: "Just you?"

"yes!"

Ji Xun didn't say anything, but asked: "Then do you know what 'fortune into the wind' means?"

"Of course you know, it's to describe someone who is very skilled and extremely skilled. Professor Ji, why are you asking this question?"

Ji Xun looked at Jiang Shuiyuan with a smile: "Jiang Xiaoyou, why do you say I asked this question?"

Jiang Shuiyuan replied in a clear voice: "The allusion of 'Yun Jin Cheng Feng' comes from the "Xu Wu Ghost" chapter of "Zhuangzi", according to the text, Zhuangzi passed by Hui Shi's cemetery for funeral, and told a small story to the people around him, saying that when the Yingren were painting the wall, the tip of their nose was stained with a little white ash, and the craftsman picked up the axe to 'Yun Jin Cheng Feng', and cut off all the white ash without hurting his nose at all. When Song Yuanjun heard this, he asked the craftsman to show him. I could do it before, but that Yingren had been dead for a long time, and no one could work so well with me now, so I couldn't perform. Zhuangzi used this short story to reminisce about Hui Shi's deep friendship with himself, as well as the loneliness of his master after Hui Shi's death. According to the meaning of the context, the moral of Ji Lao's quotation of this allusion should be self-evident. ”

After He Qingping listened, his face suddenly turned red, and he said with a stiff neck: "Professor Ji knows that the younger generation is a master's degree in journalism and communication from the School of Arts and Letters of Lingnan University, although he has not specialized in the writing of poems and songs, but he has studied ancient literature for a few years, and he still has basic common sense!"

Ji Xun nodded slightly: "It turned out to be a graduate student of the Faculty of Arts of Lingnan University, so you can try it reluctantly." Then you can just come up with a Tang poem with the word 'country' as a couplet! Attention, don't come up with a kindergarten-level couplet like 'Red Beans Born in the South' and 'The Country Breaks Mountains and Rivers', which will make people doubt your master's degree!"

He Qingping stubbornly suffocated the "country breaking mountains and rivers" that he had just thought of, and then searched his intestines for a long time before he said slowly: "My uplink is 'the old country is unbearable to look back at the moonlight'." ”

Peng Min immediately reported: "No! Li Yu's "Poppy Beauty" was composed by him after he was captured by the Song Dynasty, and it should be counted as a Song poem, not a Tang poem!"

The onlookers who ate melons were all in agreement.

Jiang Shuiyuan shook his head slightly: There is indeed a problem with He Qingping's Shanglian, but the main problem is not whether it is Tang poetry or Song poetry. Peng Min is right, Li Yu's "Yu Beauty" is indeed a word, and it is indeed written in the Song Dynasty, but the distinction between ancient poems and words is not obvious, and Li Yu is the monarch of the Southern Tang Dynasty and is also a Tang person, so in the "All Tang Poems" compiled by the Qing people, this poem was included in the 889th volume. To be more realistic, He Qingping can't be wrong. - The biggest problem is on the level!

Fortunately, He Qingping corrected his mistake and immediately corrected it: "It was my negligence!

It's still a flat question!

Before Jiang Shuiyuan could speak, Old Man Ji couldn't help it, pointed at He Qingping and asked, "Who is that, you are really a graduate student of the Faculty of Arts of Lingnan University? Isn't it a fake diploma that you bought for forty-five yuan on the side of the road?"

He Qingping's face couldn't help but turn from red to purple and purple, and even the basic politeness was forgotten, and he asked directly: "What do you mean? Isn't it Wang Wei's 'subject country to live in Yan'?"

"It's true that the poem is Wang Wei's, but now we are in a couplet! What is the most basic requirement for a couplet? It is that the number of words is equal, the sentence structure is the same, the parts of speech are relative, and the balance is opposite. The number of words is equal, kindergarten children know it; the same sentence structure is at the elementary school level; junior high school students should be able to understand what is called relative parts of speech; and on the contrary, it is necessary common sense for high school students who love Chinese culture and ordinary college students of liberal arts. Let's not talk about the alternation of the upper and lower couplets, as a student of the Faculty of Letters, you should at least know that the upper and lower couplets should be the opposite of the upper and lower couplets, right?"

He Qingping finally understood how much mistake he had made, and explained sneeringly: "I thought that the collection of sentences could not pay attention to the plain!"

Ji Xun's tone was a little slower: "The collection of sentences is not very particular about the level, because it is not easy to find two sentences with the same number of words, the same sentence structure, and the opposite part of speech from the different poems and songs, articles, inscriptions, etc. of the ancients. However, this kind of relaxation refers to the relaxation of the balance within the sentence, and there is absolutely no reason for the relaxation of the joint foot (upper and lower joint ending words). Got it?"

He Qingping had an open-minded and teachable expression: "I understand, thank you Professor Ji for your guidance." I'll think about it again......" After thinking for a long time, he asked tentatively: "Professor Ji, Du Mu's 'merchant girl doesn't know the hatred of the country' should be okay, right?"

"Yes," then Ji Xun looked at Jiang Shuiyuan: "Why don't you hurry up and take it?"

Jiang Shuiyuan said with a smile: "Since it's a casual try, I won't follow the rules of the game just now, just say a Tang poem!

Tong Tianshen stroked his palms and sighed: "The merchant girl doesn't know the hatred of the country, and Hu'er can sing the pipa." That's right!"

He Qingping carefully smacked it a few times and said: "To say that Jiang Shuiyuan can make the next link in such a short period of time, and it is so stable, it is indeed very rareβ€”β€”"

Peng Min took over the conversation: "Compared to someone who came up with the upper link in such a long time, it is indeed very rare for Jiang Shuiyuan to be able to come up with the lower link in such a short time!"

He Qingping's face began to darken, and he spoke politely: "I admit that Jiang Shuiyuan's classmates are better than me, and the back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves!" But Jiang Shuiyuan's classmates have not done it perfectly, for example, the 'dead country' in the last 'dead country hate' of Shanglian is a verb-object structure phrase, and the 'pipa' in his 'pipa chapter' is just a noun. Using Professor Ji's theory just now, he made a mistake in the relative parts of speech at the level of junior high school students!"

Jiang Shuiyuan touched his nose: "Actually, 'hatred of the country' and 'pipa chapter' can be regarded as noun phrases with a partial positive structure, although they are not very neat, they should still be right, right? Not to mention the original poem of Li Chen's "Hanging Bai Juyi", "The boy interprets the song of long hatred, and Hu Er can sing the pipa", is to use 'pipa' to "long hate". ”

He Qingping shook his head: "You can't give such an example, because Li Chen should be a poet who was not in the Tang Dynasty." If it was really in the Tang Dynasty, the first-class great poets were very particular about these details, such as Du Fu's "Wine debts are common everywhere, life is rare for seventy years", and the seven and ten, and for example, Jia Island's "Birds stay in the pondside tree, monks knock on the door under the moon", are all very famous examples. ”

Jiang Shuiyuan was a little tired of He Qingping's nonsense, so he said with a smile: "Fortunately, it is not the Tang Dynasty now." If it were really in the Tang Dynasty, I'm afraid you would be dead now!"

He Qingping was stunned: "Why?"

"Do you know who you are talking about the unpopular poet Li Chen?"

"Who is it?"

"It is the Tang Dynasty Yuansheng to the Ming Dynasty Chengwu Xianwen Ruizhi Zhang Renshen Congyi Dao Daxiao Emperor, that is, the well-known Tang Xuanzong. How dare you slander the emperor, this is a great disrespect, and it is a heinous felony. Think about it, if it was really in the Tang Dynasty, would you still have your life?"