On December 5th, a theater in the imperial capital.

The sign for the world premiere of "Seven Dragons" has been hung out again.

Well, in these years, everyone actually understands what the so-called world premiere means, that is, to serve as a façade.

Especially like this time "Seven Dragons", when you look at the cast, all of them are old actors in our country, and there are also Yaya and Wu Qiang and others, the more eye-catching Xiaohua is Li Xin, Reba, Chen Yaoyao, but unfortunately, it is clearly written that it is a supporting role.

Ordinary people give a name like a sentient cameo in a supporting role, but this time we are very neat and tidy.

When Sister Yaya saw this, she actually had an inexplicable sense of success in her heart, of course, she knew very well that she had not yet succeeded, and this movie had not yet become a big hit, but she was very satisfied and content.

Perhaps, all this was brought to her by Wu Qiang, she really didn't dare to think that she could come out and make such a mess before.

In the past, Sister Yaya always wanted to be a housewife, and after getting married, she would take care of the children and cook at home after giving birth to a child, which was good, but it was a pity......

It's a little strange, although I thought of this, the figure of the man that appeared in my mind was not someone Chen, but Wu Qiang, a dead ghost.

Why is he?

Maybe Wu Qiang also said that if he has a child, he will have a child, and if he is born, he will raise it if he doesn't get married, and let her go out to work and not stay at home, that is, to be a successful woman.

I really don't understand why Wu Qiang has been emphasizing his career, but now, he feels that he has something to rely on in his heart.

Actually, of course, Sister Yaya would not know that the reason why Wu Qiang said this is that he has an absolute theoretical basis, that is...... In fact, housewives have a much higher probability of cheating than working women.

It's true, it really can't be true, and the reason is simple, if you have nothing to do, you have to find something to do.

Wu Qiang's idea, he is naturally a little selfish, he is now unclear with so many sisters and sisters, where can he take care of it?

It's better to give each of them a career, so that he can rest assured.

Of course, Wu Qiang must not say this, he wants to keep this little secret.

Today, he appeared with Sister Yaya, which can be regarded as walking the red carpet.

"Sister Yaya, your complexion is really getting better and better. ”

"You ......" Sister Yaya couldn't help but want to beat him, but it was not good, after all, there were many people now, if she was too intimate, it would be too bad, so she thought of one more thing, "Qiangzi, I looked at your scarf before, why don't you just put ......"

Without waiting for Sister Yaya to finish speaking, Wu Qiang wrapped his arms around Sister Yaya's small waist, "Sister, don't worry, because the time is not yet ripe." ”

Not mature yet?

Sister Yaya already knew Wu Qiang's methods, but it was very strange why this guy hadn't taken it out.

But since Hadron thinks so, then let him be.

Sister Yaya really thinks that Qiangzi is still very reliable, although she always likes to call him a dead ghost.

These two people, they can't be too public and intimate, but in this state now...

"Sister Yaya, Teacher Wu, you guys are so good. "Li Xin is on the side, and they can see it.

Of course, she knew it early on.

"Ahem, hurry up and do activities with the fans. Wu Qiang escaped in embarrassment.

"Haha......" Li Xin smiled very heartily.

Not to mention Sister Yaya, her face is red, but fortunately, Sister Reba and Chen Yaoyao are on the side to help her.

As for Uncle Ming, he grabbed Wu Qiang, "Do you kid want to fight back after our premiere when you have a reputation and then fight back?"

Wu Qiang didn't say anything, just hugged his fist at Uncle Ming, "I really thank Uncle Ming for speaking up." ”

Uncle Ming let go, "I'm cowardly!"

This is interesting, and next, a more interesting scene is coming, this "Seven Dragons" is starred by seven old drama bones, and they are all present this time.

Uncle Daoming, Wei Zongwan, You Benzhuan, Yan Shunkai, Li Mingyi, Du Xudong, Jin Shijie, as soon as these seven appeared, they received warm applause.

A lot of fans came to take a group photo...

Chen Qingsong and Xiao Jiang saw this scene, the two of them looked at each other, at least this premiere was still very humane.

Both of them are people in the circle, and there is a lot of news, these seven people seem to have not filmed for a long time, that is, Jin Shijie, the old man, who accepts any film, doesn't care about any role, all of them. As for Uncle Daoming, I have heard that after "The Return", no film company looked for him, only Wu Qiang.

In this way, I am looking forward to this movie even more, what is this movie about?

The two of them did not speak, but watched intently.

As soon as it came up, it was naturally a label, Da Hadron Film and Television was quite conspicuous, and Yaya Studio was also very wonderful.

The names all have an earthy flavor, but they feel very familiar.

The label past, this time, has an intro.

It's interesting, the beginning of the film is black and white, but you can see these seven old actors in it, wearing various costumes, obviously costumes, acting.

One by one, they are all the roles that these seven old drama bones have played, some roles, everyone has the impression, just like Uncle Ming, always plays the emperor, but this emperor, anyway, is different from all the roles he has played before, there are some nuances, and the same is true for others, there is always a little bit of difference.

In the end, it finally became colorful, and at this time, it was all seen, and Uncle Ming appeared.

This Uncle Ming is still wearing a nondescript outfit, pretending to be here.

"Dad, please, don't make trouble for me, okay?"

"After so many years, don't look for any more feelings, no one is looking for you to act. ”

"There's really no one, that, I'll pay you for the pension, I'm about to retire, just stop a little, after retirement, live as much as possible, this is the right way, okay, this hundred yuan, you can take it to buy food." ”

Uncle Ming has a son, and his son has a grandson, but Uncle Ming's son doesn't seem to respect him very much.

But listening to this son's words, it seems that there is a lot of resentment.

At the beginning of the association, I understand that the role played by Uncle Ming should be an actor, but the old actor is old, no one is looking for him to film, and life is more difficult.

The son left a hundred yuan and didn't take it.

Outcome...

"Talking to me like that, it's against you!"

When his son left, the emperor reacted.

Then, though, pick up the hundred dollars.

"Will I send this hundred yuan? This is the filial piety of the emperor, I will accept it. ”

It's a pocket.

This...

Poofhaha......

At that time, there was that uncontrollable laughter.

Uncle Ming's performance has always been very serious and serious, especially when he plays the emperor, although he is not smiling, but his face is majestic, that is there, but now, the move of a hundred yuan.

It's just an inexplicable tease, and that inexplicable cuteness.

Chen Qingsong didn't smile, but there was a smile on his face.

Then, what did Uncle Ming do with this hundred yuan?

Buying food?

"Dongfeng!"

"Three ......"

Play mahjong.

It's too normal a move, there are elderly people at home, especially the old people who still like to play mahjong, then they all understand, as long as they give money, they will come out to touch two.

That son's actor is Yu Hewei, who had a relatively distrustful expression before, and he was very in place.

But isn't there four people playing mahjong, and there is an old lady among them.

"Your Majesty, you, you really take care of the slave and maid me!

And, slaves?

Mama Rong!

This emperor and this Mama Rong appeared on the stage, and when they were together, it inexplicably made people want to laugh.

But this level can be endured after all, until...

"Alas, the emperor's filial piety is gone. "A hundred dollars are lost.

Lost and left.

Mama Rong directly changed her name, "Brother Long walks slowly." ”

From the emperor to Brother Long.

Ha ha......

Everyone understands by now that this is definitely a comedy.

The poster of "Seven Dragons", as well as the early publicity, did not say that this was a comedy, but always said that the seven old drama bones went out to celebrate the New Year.

Now, the mahjong emperor lost to Mama Rong, what should I do?

I can't help it, let's go home.

But I saw a person on the road, crawling on the ground, crawling, beggar.

This beggar took a closer look, and it turned out to be Teacher Zhao Lixin.

When Uncle Ming saw it, he couldn't bear it, so he took out two steel hammers and gave them to him.

Suddenly, the phone rang, and it looked like it was a text message.

"Dad, I'm in trouble......"

It's just such a beginning, do you need to talk about it?

Uncle Ming hurriedly called, and a figure claiming to be a policeman appeared over there.

"Your son is currently involved in a financial fraud case, we need to do an investigation, please tell me the ID number......"

Needless to say?

Typical telecom scams!

As for this telecom fraud, it is really necessary to contact one place, that is, Taiwan.

It's not a regional black, there are indeed too many such situations in Taiwan, and this routine is also very standard.

So, will Uncle Ming be deceived?

When Chen Qingsong saw this Uncle Ming, he felt that this character seemed to have some problems in his brain, and he might have fallen too caught in the role.

So now that there are liars who are lying to him, what can he do?

Inexplicably a little worried.

However, I heard Uncle Long Ming say so.

"Do you know who I am?" said with great momentum.

"You, who are you?" said the policeman on the other side was a little strange.

"Let me tell you, I am Qin Shi Huang! What is the Zhao State? What is the Yan State? What is the Chu State? The Six Kingdoms have all been wiped out! I have laid down a big territory! But what is the current state of the country? No, I want to sweep the Liuhe again...... Hit the money!"

This...

Poofha!

The audience burst into laughter.

I can't help it, I really can't help it.

Chen Qingsong couldn't help it.

What Uncle Ming said was completely using the lines from the blockbuster movie "Hero", and he played Qin Shihuang in this play, the interesting thing is that he did not directly copy the lines of that movie.

Such a change is not only very funny to use against scammers here, but also very appropriate.

It seems that Brother Long, played by Uncle Ming, is still very sober.

But that's not all.

Over there, the camera turned, and a fat man with a phone appeared.

Liu Fatzi, and next to him is Wu Qiang, Wu Qiang at this time, dressed in a suit and looking like a human.

But I heard Liu Fatzi pointing to the phone microphone and saying: "He, he ......"

"What's wrong?" Wu Qiang asked angrily.

He said he was Qin Shi Huang. ”

Liu Fatzi looked confused.

Poofhaha......

Seeing this scene, even Xiao Jiang beside Chen Qingsong smiled and leaned back and forth.

Wu Qiang is in the screening hall, he has this heart.

"You guys, you don't even know this stalk, isn't it, I, Qin Shi Huang, make money. ”

PS: Work hard today, shout 4 more first, blush.