The play "Seven Dragons" was changed by Wu Qiang based on "Long San and His Party of Seven".

There can't be an underworld on our side, so Wu Qiang changed the seven old tricks.

Originally, in the story of Takeshi Kitano, it began with a call from a scam company, which was the kind of deception that did not say his name and let the deceived person confess some information by himself.

Later, it was Ryuzo who used to cut his finger, an act that often occurs in the Japanese underworld, to scare the other party away.

Of course, we can't shoot these.

What is popular in our continent right now?

Telecom fraud, this is a great threat to the elderly, not only the elderly, but also many middle-aged, and even many highly educated, professors or something, have been deceived.

At this time, Wu Qiang's adaptation also made full use of Uncle Ming's characteristics.

This is the advantage of not having a fixed script, basically let Uncle Ming play it himself, and the effect is very good.

Of course, Uncle Ming's side won, but Wu Qiang, the boss of the scam company, has already appeared.

Liu Fatzi, as a subordinate, was snapped on the head.

"What kind of business level are you? You're cheating people out of their money! Now they're coming to deceive you!"

"Boss, I'm sorry. ”

Liu Fatzi failed, apologized a lot, and naturally suffered a lot of scolding from Wu Qiang, the boss, after that, Wu Qiang got up and went to another house.

At first glance, there are a lot of lecturers who are training.

"I want to treat those old people as my own parents and fathers!"

"Yes, I want to treat them as my own father and mother!"

A group of people, followed by a person where to take the oath.

The leader is Huang Xuan, who previously starred in Wu Qiang's "Shooting the Condor".

Anyway, Wu Qiang is very good at taking advantage of people.

When Wu Qiang arrived, everyone called him Brother Qiang.

"Brother Qiang, good. ”

"Brother Qiang is awesome. ”

What about Wu Qiang?

"How are the insoles selling? And our therapy, how many are joined?"

"Brother Qiang, how have you ...... lately?"

"What about health supplements?"

"Don't worry! I've already done several regiments, so it's going to be fine. ”

Insoles, health products, come out...

Chen Qingsong saw that there was something different here, this must be a comedy, but it seems that this comedy is very close to reality.

looks like Uncle Ming is crazy, but in fact, isn't that the role that Uncle Ming played?

Also, the insole......

Wu Qiang: Is this going to be a big irony?

I was quite excited in my heart, because in this era, there are too few people who dare to make movies like this.

The next development of "Seven Dragons" is even more interesting.

Although the film "Seven Dragons" was changed by Wu Qiang based on "Dragon San and His Party of Seven", this film definitely has its own characteristics, especially in line with the social characteristics of our current era.

Not long after, the old man Yan Shunkai appeared, and as soon as he appeared, he cried.

Crying to Uncle Ming.

It turned out that he had been deceived miserably.

I bought a lot of health care products, and after eating them, the old man was directly hospitalized, and I checked because of those health care products.

Yan Shunkai has always played the role of being bullied.

So, I came to find my good brother Uncle Ming.

"Xiao Ming, you must help me. ”

Brother Long, became Xiao Ming...

Needless to say, there was a burst of laughter.

Everyone knows that this is Uncle Ming, he now calls him Brother Long in the movie, but Xiao Ming ...... Isn't this Xiao Ming, who is playing the general now?

Anyway, this kind of somewhat confused relationship really makes people laugh.

It's also very reasonable, Yan Shunkai is very old and has some Alzheimer's.

No one can fault it.

Then since his friend has been deceived, Brother Long has to help his friend take revenge.

What to do?

Get.

This process of finding people is interesting.

Back then, there were a total of seven of them.

One by one, they were these seven old men and old ladies.

Moreover, each one has its own characteristics, and the characters that are good at it.

For example, Wei Zongwan is to play the minister and the prime minister. You Ben advocates playing monks.

So, Mr. Li Mingyi...

"I'll stab you to death!"

Holding a steel needle, with a fierce look.

In this scene, you don't need to wear any flag head, you don't need to wear any cheongsam, it's an old image.

Poofha......

The audience really laughed constantly.

This kind of meme is simply too classic, and it is also too interesting, especially in this place.

And in fact, don't forget, Wu Qiang changed the "Dragon Three", there is a character in this Japanese movie, the flying nail.

That's right, the flying nail has become a flying needle in our case.

What's even more interesting is that in the back, these seven old dragon sets are combined, they have to organize it, who is the leader?

No one is convinced of anyone.

So, what to do?!

"In the past, who of us played something, or played more roles, and the level was higher, that is the boss, how?"

As soon as this proposal came out, everyone began to report it.

"I play the emperor. Brother Long said very plainly.

Immediately, everyone laughed.

Yes, Uncle Ming plays the emperor, Wei Zongwan plays the minister, You Benzhuan plays the monk, Li Ming plays the grandmother, that is, the palace maid, Du Xudong has played the eunuch, Jin Shijie has played everything, but he was the first to become famous as an intellectual, a scholar.

As for Yan Shunkai, he plays the little common man, Ah Q.

If such a report comes out, does anyone need to watch it?

At this point, fans discovered that many of the stalks of this film had been buried a long time ago.

This is more interesting the more you look at it.

So, what is the name of a group of seven people?

"The seven of us used to play tricks, so let's call it the Seven Dragons!" Wei Zongwan came up with an idea as a minister.

In this way, it is in line with his role and the role he has played.

This arrangement is particularly reasonable.

Next, a few of you are talking to me.

In the end, Mr. Li Mingyi had a loud voice.

"It's better to call it Seven Dragons!

She's imposing enough.

But these seven dragons ...

"Then there is no condom?" Mr. Jin Shijie rolled his eyes.

"That's right, it's not condomined, can't it?" Du Xudong looked ugly, but he also stared.

So......

"We won't have anything to do in the future?" Mr. Wei Zongwan said...

Uncle Ming said bluntly, "You don't need to do things, can't you?"

This...

The whole screening hall was holding back laughter.

These old guys, what they said, is really dirty, and no one can stop it.

Of course, this is what the seven old men and old ladies arranged by themselves, anyway, the lines we are talking about, it is a serious book.

When Chen Qingsong saw this, he suddenly had a hint of enlightenment.

This drama is very funny, this has been completely established, but why is it so funny?

Chen Qingsong noticed one point, that is, these actors, especially these old actors, they have always been very serious.

It's not just the seriousness of the performance, but the look on the face.

Or to put it another way, it's serious.

Very serious, a serious one.

But the worst thing is like this, all of them are serious, but what they say is more funny than jokes.

After these seven ...

"Insoles that can cure diseases!1068 a pair!"

"When you get old, you have to eat health products, but you have to eat something good......"

"We have special therapies here. ”

This scene, one after another, is all ...... Swindler.

MLM, health care products to deceive the elderly, all kinds of ways.

Many people saw it, and their hearts were angry, and their faces turned red.

But those seven people, seven old dragons, they ......

After I came out, I really bought some health care products and even insoles.

"Why buy these things?"

"This ...... I didn't know either, so I thought it was good and bought it. ”

"Those girls and guys are so enthusiastic. ”

"Just buy it!"

THIS SITUATION ...

Needless to say, laugh a lot.

Originally, everyone was going to fight against those crook groups, but they didn't expect to be fooled so easily.

"Thief, powerful!" Brother Long summed up these words.

So what about the seven of them?

"We don't have any money. ”

"Then go earn it!"

It's very good, but none of the seven old guys are looking for them to film, they are all idle, at most some people receive pensions, how to make money?

SAW ONE ... It's that Zhao Lixin.

Usually, pretend to be a beggar, but after that......

As soon as the beggar's clothes are taken off, the dirty hood is taken off, and a Mercedes Benz in front of him is about to get in the car and drive away.

"Wow, this guy ......"

"Bastard! I gave him a few bucks!"

The old dragons went up and beat them.

Zhao Lixin had no choice but to introduce his own livelihood, and he also said: "You old people, how easy is it to make money? Needless to say, you just get a quilt and lie on the ground, I guarantee that you can earn at least 1,000 a day!"

It was to teach them this...

Not to mention, they're really tempted, and it's very simple.

Teacher You Benzhuan is very old, lie on the ground, add a quilt, and then Teacher Li Mingyi cried on the side and wiped her tears, her voice was still loud.

"My wife......!

After a while, it didn't take long for a lot of money.

But I saw this scene.

"No! we can't do this! It's too insidious!" Brother Long's conscience found out, so he stopped.

The seven old dragons don't know what to do, how is this good?

Seeing this, fans laughed with tears, there was a lot of joy, but they were also a little helpless.

On a little thought, this is actually not an exaggeration, there are too many liars for the elderly in our society.

But then, there were some problems on Du Xudong's side.

His daughter works as a young lady in a high-end place. Actually, he is the worst he has ever been, because he is ugly, he hasn't filmed for many years.

A bunch of old men and old ladies just went, and then...

"Welcome......" Yaya just appeared.

Wow oh oh...... Fans don't just make such sounds.

It's not how sexy Yaya wears, it's actually very conservative, but no one expected that Yaya would play a mother Sang.

But that's not all.

After the young lady who came out, among them, Reba, Li Xin, Chen Yaoyao......

Many fans whispered, what kind of store is this?

With such a combination of mother and Miss Sanga, this store's business must not take off!

Next, of course, there was a plot where Yaya fell in love with Brother Long, who is also Uncle Ming.

And this development ...... Totally reasonable!

Brother Long is played by Uncle Ming, this is Uncle Ming.

Yaya, as a junior, worships Uncle Ming, and it is justified.

After that, of course, Brother Qiang came to find Yaya.

"Brother Long, run away!"

"Huh?"

So, Uncle Ming contributed his first big-screen women's clothing boss.

So ...

Aha......

The whole audience is leaning forward and backward.

The key is that even if Uncle Ming is a woman, he is also serious, and he has not forgotten his imperial style.

When Chen Qingsong saw this, he could basically confirm that Wu Qiang's "Seven Dragons" is really much better than "Taiping Wheel".

The plot after that, of course, is also very interesting and funny.

Brother Qiang's liar group became more and more excessive, and they also arrested Du Xudong's daughter, Li Xin, Du Xudong went to ask someone to be injured and could only use a wheelchair.

The seven old men and old ladies couldn't bear it anymore, so they took the guy and went to fight this crook group.

Thereinto......

Brother Long used a sword, Wei Zongwan used a knife, and You Benjian took a fan, these ...... Teacher Li Mingyi is the main force.

"I'll stab you to death!"

As soon as this line came out, it was a burst of laughter.

Even, some lines were added, which Wu Qiang added.

"The old lady was all bad people back then!"

I can't see too much of this line now.

In the end, seven old men and old women, by mistake, hijacked a bus and played car chase with the strong brother and fat man of this crook group on the street.

The scene is really not small.

In the midst of laughter, the liar was caught and beaten violently.

However, the crook syndicate was sent to jail, but ...

Because of the seven old men and grandmothers, their behavior has caused huge economic losses to the society, so there are seven of them.

The last scene is all wearing hospital gowns, I play the emperor, you play the minister, plus a monk and a little people, as for the grandmother......

A play, this is the end.

It can be said that it was hilarious again and again, and in the end, everyone burst into tears with laughter.

Chen Qingsong saw the last scene, but his heart was shocked inexplicably...

PS: The second shift, I really can't hold it, let me go to sleep for a while.