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In a little while, it's time for the evening news of the various channels.

At home, Zhang Wei sat in the living room, three women were busy in the kitchen, today my mother said to make something delicious, as for Yaoyao, holding the notebook I don't know what game she is playing.

Cheng Lin walked out of it, "Has the news started?"

Zhang Wei transferred to the entertainment station and said, "Not yet, wait a while." ”

These days, he is not unprepared, and he has made a few more interesting lace news with Nokia, of course, several news are about 3310 in his head, but now the money is artificially "coincidental" happens, and "coincidentally" for reporters to inquire.

Among them, there is a news Zhang Wei who is not confident that it will be broadcast in China, because it is too lacking in morality.

"What kind of news is it?" Luo Fangfei also ran out of it with the dishes.

Zhang Wei smiled, "Keep it secret, eat first, eat." ”

The three women brought the dishes to the table, and Yaoyao saw that the eyes of the Coke chicken wings lit up, and she reached out to grab them.

Zhang Wei hurriedly stopped: "Wash your hands." ”

Yaoyao sighed, ran to the kitchen to wash her hands, and then couldn't wait to return to the table, taking advantage of Zhang Wei's inattention, grabbed a piece of chicken wings and stuffed it into her mouth, and kept eating it with a hot whirring.

Zhang Wei was really helpless to her, so he had to hand over a pair of chopsticks, "Use chopsticks." ”

"I want to eat the large intestine, Zhang Wei, you clip it for me. Yaoyao ate and looked at the plate.

"No, clip it yourself!" Zhang Wei rolled his eyes.

Cheng Lin said: "She has short hands, what's wrong with you clamping her?"

Before she finished speaking, Leng Yan had already helped Yaoyao put her large intestine into the bowl.

At this time, the news was already playing on the TV.

At the same time, the scene was covered by a lot of entertainment news around the world.

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An apartment.

"Wow, the entertainment news is on!"

"Husband, which celebrity news did you say you would report today?"

"I don't know, look. ”

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A shopping mall.

"This gentleman, the 3310 is the latest mobile phone to hit the market. ”

"Wait, I'll take a look at the entertainment news and think about it. ”

"Well, we're going to get off work in a while, so please hurry up and decide. ”

"I know, I know, I'm thinking about it. ”

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A restaurant.

"Drink and drink. ”

"Wait, the waiter helps cut to the entertainment station. ”

"Hey, you still watch entertainment news?"

"Why don't you like to watch celebrity lace news?"

"Okay, hurry up and drink. ”

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Many viewers who are interested in entertainment are staring at the TV, unblinking, wanting to see what kind of entertainment news is broadcast today.

The news is coming, the first few are very normal, talk about which star cheated, which star hit the reporter, and the audience watched it quietly.

Suddenly, the host on the TV unexpectedly said, "The next piece of news we have is related to the recent hot Nokia 3310." ”

The audience looked confused, this is entertainment news, mobile phones have a hairy relationship with entertainment?

After the host finished speaking, a 3310 advertisement shot by Zhang Wei appeared on the screen, which was full of domineering, and the narrator said: "Xiao Zhang is holding 3310 in the advertisement, so do you know what other role 3310 has?"

Although many viewers were puzzled, they still started talking!

"Zhang Wei's posture is so handsome!"

"A domineering president!"

"Hey, don't say it, I can't help but be excited every time I watch this advertisement!

"Damn! Is the entertainment news also reporting on Xiao Zhang now? And gave such a long-shot advertisement? This is entertainment news! It's not advertising! What is the TV station doing?"

"But don't say it, Xiao Zhang's experience can really be on the entertainment news!"

"Look, sitting in the car with a mobile phone looks so handsome, Xiao Zhang is mighty!"

Seeing this advertisement, countless viewers once again talked about 3310 and Zhang Wei, and couldn't help but think that 3310 would announce the first phase of sales in another week.

Before he could react, the host on TV changed his words, "Today, a female star of the United States imperialist told us that 3310 can still be used like this, what is going on, let's watch the news!"

The news is reported as follows: "A 27-year-old female star of the United States bought a 3310 mobile phone, and she loved it very much, not only because of the mobile phone, but also because it was her vibrator, because even if there was no call, she could resolutely turn on the vibration function, which is worthy of a generation of 'god machine'." Last night, she stuffed her mobile phone into her body as always, and when she enjoyed the pleasure brought by the vibration, she didn't expect the phone tie to unexpectedly loosen and could not be taken out of her body, so she had to run to the gynecology department for medical treatment in embarrassment. ”

When the news report is average, as long as the audience who sees this entertainment news is already dumbfounded!

Why?

Mobile phone as a vibrator?

It's so whimsical!

"Poof, hahaha!"

"Ouch, hey, I'm laughing!"

"yes, you even use your phone as a vibrator?"

"Interesting!"

"Khan, I always thought that 3310 was just a simple mobile phone! Now someone actually told me that it is still a natural vibrator? 3310 turns out that in addition to smashing walnuts, it also has this function!"

"Nima, do you want to be so happy?"

"My dog's eyes are blind!"

A lot of viewers have already liked it, and it's so funny.

The news continued, and the narrator said: "The more embarrassing thing is still the day after tomorrow, when the woman was waiting in the waiting room, a seductive call came in without a coincidence, and the mobile phone began to vibrate again." The medical staff said that after this incident, I believe she will not use 3310** again!"

When the news report ended, the audience cheered even more!

"Hahaha, I can't laugh!"

"Someone called while you were waiting for the doctor?"

"Poof, isn't she going to die?"

"There's nothing strange in the world!"

"This ...... 3310 is invincible, now I can give it a name, it's called the Undead Vibrator!"

"Grass, who said that mobile phones can only make calls? I almost misled you! Hahaha, I can tell people now that my mobile phone can also be used as a vibrator!"

"Ahem, I'll retract my opinion on 3310 now, because none of you know what amazing news will be shown in the future! Hahaha, my stomach hurts with laughter, this female star has made me see the power of a generation of magic machines!"

"It's a lot more interesting than the features on display!"

"3310 is terrible! The earth can't stop it!"

Fantastic news!

Laughing at the news that the dead don't pay for their lives!

Funny and speechless news!

With the news report of "Female Celebrities Use Mobile Phones as Vibrators", a lot of gossip hearts of the crowd have been ignited!

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Netizens exclaimed.

"3310 is so invincible!"

"Well, you guys talk first, I'm going out for something. ”

"Eh, Zixue Piaoling MM, are you going out to buy 3310 as a vibrator?"

"Haha, you're so funny, but I think it's possible!"

"Brothers who feel incompetent can buy a 3310 and replace it with a mobile phone when they can't satisfy their girlfriend!"

"Yes, don't miss it when you pass by!3310 You deserve it!"

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When this news reached the ears of industry insiders, a few people first smiled, and then immediately changed their faces and reacted, and then they were all silent, for example, a certain mobile phone business president in Dongying, he sighed silently at this time, he knew that he and many people completely underestimated Zhang Wei and Nokia's marketing capabilities, who said that they couldn't control things off the field? Who said that they couldn't create events that everyone liked? Think about it carefully, as soon as this news comes out, the topic of 3310 will be hot again, and if the degree of talk is high, sales will naturally attract a new wave of growth!

At this moment, many mobile phone companies understood that Zhang Wei gave them a good lesson in mobile phone marketing!

Who says 3310 can't stay hot?

Look at this news, if such an interesting thing, such gossip news, can't keep 3310 topical, then there is no news in the world that can maintain topicality!

This offbeat news tells many people with a resounding fact - marketing, you can still do this!

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Home.

Cheng Lin was speechless for a while: "......"

Leng Yan also lowered her head and blushed: "......"

Luo Fangfei wiped the cold sweat on her forehead: "......"

Only Yaoyao didn't understand, and asked, "Zhang Wei, Zhang Wei, what is a vibrator?"

"Don't ask, kids. Zhang Wei glared.

Mom reached out and lifted his ear, "Tell me about you!"

Zhang Wei sighed and said, "Mom, Mom, let go, let go, I'll explain to you." ”

Yaoyao clapped her hands happily over there.

You explain. Cheng Lin said with hatred.

Zhang Wei rubbed his ears and said, "Mom, let me ask you, if you hear such news, will you tell someone?"

"Of course it will, such a fun thing. Cheng Lin said as a matter of course.

Zhang Wei asked again, "Then you will definitely mention the name of the 3310 mobile phone again and again, right?"

"Yes......" Cheng Lin suddenly realized halfway through her words, and said: "Ouch, you are so lacking in morality, you actually use people's gossip psychological propaganda." ”

Zhang Wei said solemnly: "Didn't the great man say that it doesn't matter if the white cat is black or black, the one who can catch the mouse is a good cat." ”

This is the truth, when this news appeared in later generations, there was a heated discussion on the Internet, not to mention that the woman in the news in later generations was not so topical, and now it has been replaced by a more famous female star with a more erosive private life, and the topic is naturally higher, Zhang Wei is not as simple as making a gossip casually, the purpose is nothing more than to continue to promote 3310.

Luo Fangfei blushed and asked, "By the way, didn't you say that you also prepared a news? ”

Cheng Lin and Leng Yan agreed, this news was too speechless.

"No, no, it's much more shocking than that. Zhang Wei smiled slightly, and said: "The next news is guaranteed to scare you, I'll change the channel, you will know it when you see it!"